"Huh? Next to me? Seeing this, Uncle Wu, who was eating the crab, immediately put the crab down, and asked the two of them hesitantly, "No, it's not impossible for you to borrow next to me, but what are you doing in such a big place?" ”

Xue Chen knew that Uncle Wu was knowingly asking.

The two of them came with a basket of octopus, Uncle Wu is an understanding person, it stands to reason that he can understand what the two of them are going to do at a glance, so knowingly asking, in fact, he has already made up his mind how to shirk the request of the two of them.

"Uncle Wu." Xue Chen stepped forward, covered Su Qiange's sight with his figure, stuffed the small purse that had been prepared into Uncle Wu's hand, and said with a smile, "Such an aisle, it is difficult for you and it is not convenient for others, you see that we have only ten copies in the frame, and we will leave after selling, and we will definitely not add you an extra second of trouble." ”

Uncle Wu, who wanted to refuse, was startled by the money stuffed into his hand, and weighed the weight, which was enough for him to earn a day.

glanced at Xue Chen suspiciously, this Adou didn't have the slightest ability to make money in his opinion, but the girl of the Su family made a lot of money, and glanced at Su Qiange, who was waiting for a reply.

Eighty percent of this money was given to him by the girl of the Su family, but I didn't expect this girl to not only cook well, but also open her brain.

With a smile, he took the purse containing the loose copper plate and put it into his purse, Uncle Wu waved his hand and said quite boldly, "Okay, you can put it here today, but you can say it, go back after selling, you can't avoid delays, and don't shout." ”

Xue Chen agreed, and after agreeing, he turned around and grabbed Su Qiange's wrist, planning to set up a stall.

"How can you sell things without shouting?" Su Qiange said.

The most important thing to buy in this market is to shout.

Let people hear it clearly, people know where to sell something, and they came to your stall, and Uncle Wu didn't let him shout, which really made Su Qiange a little uncomfortable.

"Shout?" Xue Chen turned his head to look at Su Qiange playfully, chuckled, and said in a low voice, "Will you or do you dare?" ”

Su Qiange shook his head decisively.

"It's not enough, I won't, I don't dare, neither of us can do it, then just don't shout, sell insects seriously, work diligently, you know?"

After speaking, Xue Chen picked up the small bench with a backrest that he forcibly brought over, put it on the ground and sat down, pointed at the octopus and said to Su Qiange, "Let's start swinging." ”

Su Qiange, "? ”

On the way here, she carried the things on her back, and even the small bench was brought by her, Xue Chen didn't want to do it, so he used the injury on his chest as an excuse, and hummed and chirped all the way.

At this time, he is sitting there with a red and round face, and he is like an uncle, which is too much!

Kicking the bench, Su Qiange said, "I've worked hard all the way, so I'll change you." ”

If this was at home, Xue Chen would definitely roll his eyes and ask Su Qiange, is the restaurant open by you or me, is the money for you or to me?

But now that the bazaar is full of people, it is impossible for him to go back so normally.

Turning his head, Xue Chen raised his head, a pair of big eyes flickered and blinked, and looked at Su Qiange aggrievedly, "What should I do?" I really want to help you, but I don't know anything, Qiange, am I too stupid? ”

As he spoke, Xue Chen changed from self-doubt to moral kidnapping, "I'm so stupid, I don't know anything, Qiange, you must be very disgusted with me, right?" ”

Looking at Xue Chen, who began to play the simple and ignorant little white rabbit in front of everyone again, Su Qiange had the heart to beat people ten thousand times in his heart, but fortunately, the law of Dayun saved Xue Chen.

I really know my shortcomings very clearly, how can anyone be so self-aware and still die without repentance? Su Qiange admired Xue Chen in his heart.

The magic is one zhang high, the road is ten thousand zhang high, Su Qiange stared at Xue Chen, and slowly bloomed into a bright smile, "It won't be, right?" I'll teach you. ”

This is the most terrible sentence Su Qiange has ever heard in the teacher's mouth when he was in school, and now it is returned to Xue Chen in its original form.

Not surprisingly, after Xue Chen heard this, goosebumps rose from top to bottom, but his image in front of everyone had already been established, and he could only continue to maintain his personality, aggrieved and expectant, "Really? You are really willing to teach me! ”

"Of course."

Then, for the next two quarters of an hour, it was the teaching time for Su Qiange to ask Xue Chen to set things up.

For half an hour, the people who stayed in front of the stall were not interested in what they were selling at all, but were very curious about Su Qiange's teaching.

After a teaching, Su Qiange was tired of cramps and skin, she didn't expect Xue Chen to be so good at pretending to be mentally retarded, it seems that she is not only mentally retarded, but also cerebral palsy.

His hands are very unsteady, and he can shake anything out.

It's a lesson in blood!

Already too lazy to bother with Xue Chen, Su Qiange took out the prepared wooden board from the cloth bag, and wrote on it with charcoal cubes, "Fresh river crab, a variety of flavors, let you taste it, just for one day." ”

Resting in front of the stall, Su Qiange finally straightened his waist and stood up straight on the ground.

When he came, he was worried that the things were too heavy, and Xue Chen's bench was also reluctantly brought by him under the shameless bombardment of Su's father and Su's mother.

Now that I think about it, if I brought one, why not bring two?

Blunder.

Xue Chen, who was very relaxed and comfortable after torturing Su Qiange, curiously looked at the wooden board that Su Qiange placed in front of him, and he didn't know any of the words on it.

"What did you write?" Xue Chen pointed to the wooden board and asked.

"Fresh river crab, a variety of flavors, you can taste it, just this day." Su Qiange proudly read out the words on the board word by word, which was a promotional method that she recalled after searching her intestines for a long time.

Although Xue Chen is very good at this, after all, he is an ancient person, and it must be difficult to accept her technique for a while, but when the final effect comes out, he will definitely be amazed again!

Xue Chen, who was wantonly speculated by Su Qiange, frowned and looked at the words on the wooden board, "Are you sure, what you wrote are those words, not ghost drawings?" ”

"What the hell? My serious skinny blonde ......"

Before the characters were spoken, Su Qiange realized that she had made a common-sense mistake, and the words here were different from those of her time.

"And ......," Xue Chen wondered, "What is a river crab?" Your new name for Octopus? ”

This question Su Qiange will, this question can be answered!

"Octopuses give people a feeling of uncleanliness when they listen to it, and the people in the town will definitely not accept this kind of thing at first, so we have to change a nice name, river crab, homonym river crab, which means the harmony of our Qingcheng County, and then this thing is caught from the barrage river, which can be regarded as thank you barrage river for giving us such food."

For this explanation, Su Qiange thought about it all night last night, absolutely perfect and impeccable.

Xue Chen was stunned for a long time after hearing this, and after reacting, he said coldly, "Hehe, I thank you for the county order and the barrage." ”

What is this? Xue Chen really wanted to take apart Su Qiange's head and see what was in her head, it was definitely not an ordinary thing, it was impossible for ordinary people to have this kind of thinking.

"Any questions?" Su Qiange asked.

Xue Chen's hehe, it was simply a naked mockery.

Nodding, Xue Chen said, "No one will know this word, or you can find someone who knows how to write it for you." ”

"Looking for help?" Su Qiange looked left and right, surrounded by uncles and uncles who sold vegetables, how could anyone write, she couldn't open her mouth to shout, it was even more difficult to find.

Seeing Su Qiange's embarrassment, Xue Chen pointed not far away and said, "There is a calligraphy and painting stall over there, you can ask him for help, five cents, you will definitely be able to get it." ”

"Penny?"

The tone of his speech suddenly rose by eight degrees, which was not a small amount for Su Qiange.

"Wuwen, you can learn culture and how to write, it's worth it." Xue Chen has never seen such a dime as Su Qiange in his life, and he really won't pay a penny for things that can cost money, "To do business, you have to invest first." ”

A quarter of an hour later, Xue Chen looked at Su Qiange's lonely back towards the calligraphy and painting stall, and shook his head helplessly.

The calligraphy and painting stall is sitting a white-faced scholar, and generally girls always have some adventures when they meet white-faced scholars, such as Cui Yingying and Zhang Sheng.

But Su Qiange didn't, not only did not, she found the white-faced scholar to write, and she was disgusted.

Holding the written board and returning to his stall angrily, Su Qiange looked at Xue Chen, "It's all a lie in the book!" White-faced scholars are not necessarily good people. ”

"People come out to set up stalls to do business, not to be good people."

After speaking, Xue Chen raised his eyebrows when Su Qiange couldn't see it, and he said that he was not wrong about the scholar's face, a typical person who looks at money and does things.

The serious sign was set up, but there were many people who stopped in front of the booth to watch Su Qiange teach Xue Chen.

Su Qiange was devastated by this, hanging his head and not knowing why, just when he was depressed, Xue Chen's hand suddenly stretched out to the spicy river crab.

Fortunately, Su Qiange reacted quickly, grabbed Xue Chen's wrist, and said angrily, "What are you doing?" ”

"I'm hungry." Xue Chen answered honestly, and he looked pitiful.

"Then you can't eat anything for guests."

"What to eat?" Xue Chen pointed to the steamed steamed buns opposite, "The steamed buns on the opposite side cost three pennies, and the wontons in the distance cost three pennies for a bowl, otherwise there will only be raw vegetables to eat, and it will cost money, will you buy it for me?" ”

"No, it won't." Su Qiange let go of Xue Chen's hand, and politely pointed at the river crab in front of him with his five fingers together, "Eat, you're welcome." ”

Anyway, I couldn't send it out, so I just gave it to Xue Chen.

After hearing this, Xue Chen immediately unceremoniously grabbed an oily paper bag of crabs from it and put it on his lap to eat, there were five in an oily paper bag, which was completely enough for Xue Chen to eat.

Watching Xue Chen eat, Su Qiange was also hungry, so he reached out to Xue Chen's oil-paper bag and took a crab, and gnawed it boredly.

The two of them squatted and sat next to Uncle Wu's stall and nibbled on crabs, like a pair of children with intellectual disabilities.

The people passing by around would look at the two of them more or less, and Su Qiange didn't expect that her first tasting was actually eaten by herself and Xue Chen.

The people who stopped in front of her stall were dressed very ordinary, not like a big family, but the boots on their feet were very delicate and detailed.

stared at the fat river crab in her hands for a long time before she spoke, "This thing, is this how it eats?" ”