Chapter 364: Please enter the urn
Chapter 364: Please enter the urn
Jia Ling, an excellent teacher, can naturally only patiently teach Wang San, a guy whose EQ is lower than Shi Bin. Fortunately, Wang San's IQ is not low, although he didn't understand all of what Jia Ling said, he still understood that he should pay attention to two points: acting tactfully and low-key, and the most important thing is to beat gongs and drums.
It didn't take long for Wang San to leave the 'classroom' satisfied, ready to do his homework. At this time, three words flashed in his mind: 'relaxed', 'euphemistic' and 'low-key'. Zhang Chi understands that he just can't go too often, and this problem is very easy to solve. He also understands tactfulness and low-key, but he feels helpless to do it.
In Wang San's opinion, it was tactful and low-key to ask his subordinates to send decocted medicine and stewed soup to Yang Mingzhu, because he didn't show up at all at this time. Therefore, Wang San immediately felt that his homework was difficult to do and needed help.
If you think about it, you can't ask Jia Ling again, it's too embarrassing. It's not good to ask Sai Xi Shi for advice, and it's also a shame. In the end, I had to decide to go to Shi Bin, a senior brother who also failed. Although he failed, it was much better than his chick, and he was more or less a passer.
Seeing that Wang San actually followed the mansion, Shi Bin couldn't help but sigh again: God is fair.
But he still pretended not to know and said, "What is the matter with my brother?" ”
Who knew that Wang San neither called Shi Bin 'big brother' nor Shi Bin 'adult', but called Shi Bin 'senior brother'. Naturally, the meaning is very obvious, and this is to come and ask for advice again.
was stopped by the 'senior brother', how could he, as the 'senior brother', turn a blind eye? Therefore, Shi Bin didn't plan to pretend to be confused, and said, "Brother Xian, didn't your sister-in-law tell you some tricks?" ”
"Tell me, it sounds very useful."
"Isn't this enough, then why are you running here with my half-hung senior brother?" Shi Bin asked very suspiciously.
"The problem is that I understand what my sister-in-law said, but I don't understand how to operate it. I understand what you said about relaxation. Wang San said with some shame.
"I understand what my sister-in-law said, but I don't understand how to operate it. I understand what you said about relaxation. ’? Because he didn't know what Jia Ling told Wang San, Shi Bin was actually still confused.
"Senior brother, my sister-in-law wants me to be tactful and low-key, and I must not beat gongs and drums."
After hearing this, Shi Bin naturally agreed with Jia Ling's words, because this was the reason why the guy under the girl's bedroom was bathed in a basin of foot wash water before. Combined with Wang San's words, Shi Bin finally understood what he meant by 'I don't know how to operate'.
According to Shi Bin's temper, he really wanted to encourage Wang San to learn a few love songs at this time and run to Yang Mingzhu's door to sing for three days and three nights, so that he could see the power of love songs in the Song Dynasty. It's a pity that it doesn't work, it's not like a big brother, but like a troublesome rival in love, the right way should be to follow his and Jia Ling's methods.
So I had to think about it carefully, and soon the word 'natural' flashed out of my head. So he said: "Brother Xian, if you don't know how to be tactful and low-key, you can also use another method. ”
"What's the solution?"
"Nature."
"What nature?" Wang San didn't know why.
"Nature is just what to do, just don't be pretentious. You should care and care, and you should be punished, but it's good not to pass it. This time, you made Yang Mingzhu dare not go out and almost didn't see you, just because you did it. It must be known that the crowd has accumulated gold and destroyed the bones. How many times can she, a woman, withstand the flash? "Shi Bin, the half-hung teacher, 'Dun Dun Teach'.
This is naturally the easiest way, and it is the most suitable way to ease the relationship, so Wang San naturally adopted it immediately, and thanked Shi Bin very much. said that there would be a natural contact after that, and it would no longer be hypocritical.
A few days later, Yang Mingzhu went to the porridge field to give porridge with a red face, but Wang San no longer went so diligently, stayed for so long, and changed it to give more subsidies to all the porridge cooks. Although he still wants to cover up and cover his ears and steal the bell, this method effectively removes those gossips and makes Yang Mingzhu much more comfortable.
People will always have three illnesses and two pains, Wang San is not an iron man and the pressure is not small, but he was sick in a few days, although it is not a major illness, but he is also dizzy and unable to be a director, everything has to be borne by Shi Bin, the big guy.
What made Shi Bin and his family happy was that Yang Mingzhu actually sent a big bowl of braised crucian carp when Wang San was sick. No matter why Yang Mingzhu was like this, Wang San was very happy, and Shi Bin and the others were also happy, because they felt that it was more likely to find out the details of Yang Mingzhu.
As soon as Yang Mingzhu left, Wang San actually pounced on Shi Bin as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and said loudly: "Thank you for the advice of the eldest brother and sister-in-law, it is really relaxed, tactful, low-key, and natural, and it is right to be relaxed, tactful, low-key, and natural!" ”
This situation is even more unbelievable that Shi Bin and the others did not expect that Wang San, a human spirit, could be so out of shape because of a bowl of braised crucian carp sent by Yang Mingzhu.
Wang San's life gate was caught by Yang Mingzhu, but Yang Mingzhu's life gate was still not found, which made Shi Bin feel that the progress was slow and he had to speed up. Therefore, Wang San was put aside, and several people chatted privately.
"Husband, what do you say to do now, is it possible that you really lost our Sleeping Dragon and Phoenix Chicks?" Jia Ling said with a sad face.
It turned out that Jia Ling was also worried, but Shi Bin was not worried this time, and said with a smile: "Didn't you say before that Wang San would never betray?" ”
"Of course he won't betray, I mean he's all fascinated by Yang Mingzhu. If I can't figure out Yang Mingzhu and win it over, then I feel like a loss. ”
Finally understood the meaning of Jia Ling's words, Shi Bin smiled gloomily: "Then why don't we just have a simple one?" ”
"Crisply, what do you mean crisp?" Jia Ling immediately asked. Because seeing Shi Bin's appearance, Jia Ling knew that he had a crooked idea again.
"Then didn't Yang Mingzhu really want to come to my house before? Why don't you take this opportunity to let her stay in Wang San's house first. If she is really a spy of the Yuan people, Wang Sanna's confidential information should also satisfy her appetite. Perhaps, she sent this bowl of braised crucian carp soup in order to be able to enter Wang San's house. Why don't we? Shi Bin smiled.
Knowing that Shi Bin was planning to invite you into the urn, Jia Ling naturally agreed very much, so when Yang Mingzhu sent the lotus root brisket soup for the second time, Shi Bin acted according to the plan.
"Mingzhu, you have such a caring heart, Jia Ling and I are very happy. I don't think it's appropriate for you to endure the wind and rain in the porridge field again..." Shi Bin said very 'sincerely', and closed his mouth before he finished speaking.
"My lord, you have the grace of reinvention for me, let me go to the porridge field to work and beg for food, which is already a great kindness in this troubled world. How dare the little woman complain about the wind and rain? Yang Mingzhu said very nervously.
"Relax, relax. Mingzhu, my husband doesn't mean that you can't stand some suffering, you are a young lady who only knows how to enjoy. It's about feeling like you deserve a better place to stay. Jia Ling smiled.
'A better place to stay?' After listening to Jia Ling's words, Yang Mingzhu understood the meaning when she heard this, but she did not immediately accept it, and still humbly said that she did not deserve a better place.
Shi Bin has always said nothing in Sichuan, and he has no leisure and energy to work for such a trivial matter, so he said: "Yang Mingzhu, you are very good at taking care of people, and Lord Wang wants you to take care of it, in this case, you can simply move into the palace to take care of his daily life, food and clothing." What do you think of this solution? ”
Although he heard Shi Bin asking, 'What do you think of this method?', that tone was obviously non-negotiable, so Yang Mingzhu didn't say much and bowed his head to take orders. Wang San was overjoyed when he heard this, and looked at Shi Bin and his wife with their eyes full of gratitude.
Jia Ling secretly said in her heart, a nymphomaniac; Shi Bin secretly said in his heart, it's stupid enough, it seems that I still have to find a way to find out more flaws in Yang Mingzhu instead of a little speculation.
Two days later, Yang Mingzhu moved into the palace, and in order not to attract criticism, he moved in the middle of the night, which made everyone speechless and scolded Wang San for having no brains. Yang Mingzhu entered the mansion, Wang San was like being in honey, so he didn't care what he was scolded for, the only thing he remembered was that Shi Bin asked him to pay more attention to Yang Mingzhu's actions.
It didn't take long for a joke to spread in the palace: Wang San became a domestic servant, and Yang Mingzhu became the eldest lady. Not because of anything else, just because Yang Mingzhu has almost nothing to do in the palace. All the work of this little girl was done by the servants and Wang San herself, if anyone dared not to send work to Yang Mingzhu with long eyes, she would definitely not be able to escape Wang San's scolding.
This situation was something that Shi Bin and the others had never thought of, how could there be such a maid? It's so ridiculous. Jia Ling and Sai Xishi often use this to run Shi Bin, which can make Shi Bin miserable. Everything should not be too much, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi returned to the topic after several squeezes, and discussed with Shi Bin how to deal with this embarrassing situation.
"Husband, what do you think of now? Wang San didn't seem to be much sober. Sai Xi Shi said with some concern.
"That is, if you don't let Yang Mingzhu do more, it will give her too much time to operate others, and if she has enough time, she won't be able to show flaws, I'm afraid it's not good." Jia Ling also agreed.
"It is reasonable, it is necessary to let Yang Mingzhu do more things, be more busy, and only when he is busy and dizzy will there be a satisfactory result." Shi Bin said with a smile.
Everyone understands the reason, but how to make Yang Mingzhu do things is troublesome, and the three people in the room all have sad faces and are helpless.
"My lord, two ladies. The villain has an idea. Xu Feng suddenly came out and said.
Seeing Xu Feng, the three of them seemed to see hope, because he, the chief of the guard, also had some intelligence, so they immediately motioned for him to speak.
"The villain thinks that the current situation is not bad, and it may be better to maintain a little longer."
"What!" Shi Bin, Jia Ling and Sai Xi Shi said in unison.
"Yang Mingzhu must be very vigilant when she just entered Lord Wang's mansion, but Lord Wang protects her so much, she will be grateful after a long time, how can people be ruthless? In this way, she will definitely let her guard down. What's more, Lord Wang really loves Yang Mingzhu, so living together day and night, the villain thinks that it is not difficult for Lord Wang to find out Yang Mingzhu's flaws. It's probably better to have such an experience. ”
"You're really amazing, Xu Feng, you're here to balance public and private!" Shi Bin sighed, "Okay, then let Wang San be so comfortable for a few more days." As long as he finds out the details of Yang Mingzhu before I send troops again, everything is easy to say! You go and tell him now, there will be about half a year in this time, and Yuan Ren is very restless. ”
"Yes, sir. You have already invited you into the urn, and you have calculated with your heart or not, Yang Mingzhu can't turn the sky no matter how powerful she is. After Xu Feng finished speaking, he gave the order.
Although he realized that there was still plenty of time to relax temporarily, Shi Bin was still unhappy, and he was still thinking about how to let Yang Mingzhu show his feet as soon as possible.