Chapter 80: Troop Meal Interlude

Watching the soldiers continue to discuss, Zhang Ze did not bother beside him, just waited quietly.

"Tell you, we don't know why frogs fly."

"I can't blame you for this, because it ate something called a magic cookie!"

The soldiers were confused, what kind of problem was this, how could it come out of the mouth of their own lord? Zhang Ze actually didn't know why he blurted out this riddle, maybe he hadn't heard too much of Lao Guo's cross talk before he came over.

"It's not over yet, you still have a chance, the same question, but if you change the animal, please listen to the question: why do snakes fly?"

"Because the snake ate the magic cookie!"

Immediately, the soldier who had a spirit took the lead in answering, and then stretched out his chopsticks to take away the meat in Zhang Ze's bowl, but was ruthlessly slapped away by Zhang Ze.

"No, there is only one piece of the magic cookie, and it has been eaten by a frog, guess again!"

After another discussion, the soldiers again chose to give up.

"Because the snake eats the frog that eats the magic cookie, it can fly!"

"Lord, I know, I'll definitely be able to answer correctly if you have another one!"

"That's it, another one, this meat must be mine."

"Okay, since everyone said that, then I'll ask you one last question, ask: Why do eagles fly?"

"Because the eagle ate the snake just now!"

"Wrong! Eagles could have flown by themselves! Okay, let's go to dinner, look at your brains! ”

One by one, the soldiers sat down to eat, annoyed that they hadn't answered the last simple question, but the meat in the lord's bowl looked really delicious.

There is basically no meat in the soldier's bowl in this era, that is, Zhang Ze will add the nourishing broth made by slow fire to the soldier's daily meals, and put a lot of traditional Chinese medicine in it to invigorate blood and qi, but although the treatment is good, but there are too many people, and when it is distributed to each person's head, it can only be mixed with a little meaty, plus the master of meat is very old-fashioned, and the meat is placed in the most conspicuous position in the pot every time. The boiled meat, which the soldiers thought they were aiming for, fell back into the pot, leaving only a bowl full of vegetables, and in such a situation, there was no soldier who did not want to eat more meat.

Zhang Ze finished eating the food in his bowl three times and dividing five by two, and ate with everyone, the speed of eating couldn't help but become faster, and even his appetite improved.

After finishing the meal, Zhang Ze will not stay here for a long time, but before leaving, he must boost the morale of his soldiers.

"Soldiers! We're going to go to the battlefield soon, and I made a little joke with you, but now my words are serious, and I, Zhang Ze, promise here, as long as you win the battle, I, Zhang Ze, guarantee that all of you can eat a large piece of meat! ”

"Thank you, my lord, we will not fail in our mission!"

Under the farewell of the soldiers, Zhang Ze returned to the tent to take a nap, intending to adjust his state to the best, after all, he had to fight with Cao Cao in the afternoon, and it was really not good to have a good physical strength, but Zhang Ze wanted to bring his exquisite Wanma wine this time, although it was a waste, but it was better to be comfortable after drinking.

After a nap, Zhang Ze cleaned himself up, covered up the dark circles under his eyes tossed last night, and then walked out of the tent and called Dian Wei to set off again, so a group of more than 1,000 people with more than a dozen cars of 10,000 horses and wine marched towards the big tent, Zhang Ze wanted to let Cao Cao get drunk and make a fool of himself this time, Zhang Ze's thoughts in his heart were like this: A man must not admit defeat at the wine table, and before the winner is divided, this matter will not be settled!

When Zhang Ze pushed the account inside, he saw that almost all the seats inside were filled with people, and there were many familiar figures inside, at this time Yuan Shao was sitting on the top and drinking and having fun with everyone, and with Zhang Ze's sudden intrusion, almost all the princes stopped their movements and looked at this young and talented descendant.

"Yo, I don't know if everyone is here, it's me who is abrupt, and I'm here to compensate you!"

"Who are you? Dare to trespass on the big tent of the Chinese army! ”

The one who spoke was Shi Ma Teng, the Xiliang Thorn, because Zhang Ze's influence had not yet reached the west, so Ma Teng didn't know Zhang Ze yet, just when Ma Teng said this, he was surprised to find that the other princes looked at him a little differently, and even some people still looked a little lively, or Ma Teng, who could sit firmly in the Xiliang land, felt that something was wrong and immediately put down his body and got up to make up for it.

"Don't blame those who don't know, I'm Jizhou Mu Zhangze, the fief is eastern, it's normal for you to know something, don't you know each other today, let's drink a few more cups in a while, and enhance the relationship."

"It turned out to be Mr. Zhang, I really admired my name for a long time, no wonder everyone looks at me so strangely, it's easy to drink and say, just offended a lot, so I'll punish myself with a drink!"

Zhang Ze stretched out his hand to block Ma Teng's movements.

"General Ma, this wine is too miscellaneous, I brought more than a dozen carts of ten thousand horses wine over today, so let people bring it up for you to drink."

Zhang Ze generously turned around and saluted the princes, and the others didn't dare to get up and salute back.

However, after a while, Zhang Ze's pro-army moved all the 10,000 horse wine on the car, except for Yuan Shao and Han Fu, ten pots of 10,000 horse wine were placed next to the table of each prince, and when giving Yuan Shu, he deliberately let the pro-army put some effort on it, because Yuan Shu was closest to Yuan Shao, and it was still a more interesting thing to be angry with Yuan Shao every day.

"It's a blessing today, thank you Mr. Zhang."

Zhang Ze saw that it was Xuzhou Thorn Shi Taoqian who was speaking, this was his future ally in the plan, and he would have to take care of him for a while.

"Don't dare to be, all the princes have come here thousands of miles to beg for thieves together, and I hope everyone can have fun!"

After Zhang Ze returned the salute, after glancing around, he found that Cao Cao had not yet arrived, so he first sat down on Ma Teng's side to discuss the transaction of the Xiliang War Horse, after all, the war horse that can be dressed in heavy armor in the future must be the Xiliang Horse, this Xiliang Horse not only has good bearing capacity but also strong staying power, unlike the white horse on Gongsun Zhan's side, although the speed is very fast, but the bearing capacity and durability are not as good as the Xiliang Horse, speaking of Gongsun Zhan, Zhang Ze looked around and found that Gongsun Chan has not yet arrived, it stands to reason that it should not be, and it is already very late for him to set off, According to the speed of Gongsun Chan's troops, no matter how slow it is, it is about the same time as his arrival, and now it is a day late, and it is more than a day, I don't know if it was Gongsun Chan who was provoked by the Yellow Turban Army who did not have long eyes, or if there was something else to delay.

"Mr. Zhang, I was offended a lot just now, I hope you don't want to be surprised."

Ma Teng saw that Zhang Ze was a little stunned, so he took the lead in breaking the deadlock.

Xiliang is fierce and straightforward, and it is extremely pleasant to talk to such a person.

"How can you offend, General Ma has a temperament, it's too late for me to admire, come, I'll pay tribute to you!"

As the clinking glasses were exhausted, the small friction between the two completely disappeared.

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