Chapter 1 The Sentiment in the Haitian Feast (Small Two in One)
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The real lively season of Qujiang lies in spring and autumn, when everything recovers in spring and the purity and coolness of autumn, it is undoubtedly the peak season for travel.
It's summer now, and in this hot season, the flower-filled Qujiang River also seems deserted, and most of the merchant ships and passenger ships come and go on the riverbank, except for a few individual literati and ink writers who are boating and playing, hiding in the cabin to drink and enjoy themselves.
Yang Ju, Yao Yi, Yao Yi and others have arrived as promised, they hide under the shady trees, their eyes drift to the river bank from time to time, where the singers of the warblers and swallows and the invited singers gather in one place, talking and laughing, making this hot season a little more cool. Those who care can see that their eyes are not the place where the flowers are blooming, but the only beautiful figure along the riverbank.
Jiao Chen!
As the first person in Chang'an, where she is, is destined to be the focus of existence, no one wants to play a supporting role, she is destined to be an isolated existence, looking at the Qujiang River alone, the tranquility and nature seem to be integrated with the landscape.
Which one of Yang Ju, Yao Yi, or Yao Yi is not a person in the flowers? For Jiao Chen, the first person who moved Chang'an, how could he not have covetousness. It's just that Jiao Chen's fame is too big, he is not immersed in water and fire, his emotional intelligence is extremely high, and he is full of vigilance, which has always made them stop at the front.
Especially the two brothers Yao Yi and Yao Yi, they have always relied on the momentum of their father and the first prime minister of the Tang Dynasty to act recklessly. My father is Yao Chong, who can endure my posture! can think of the day before yesterday when he fled in the wilderness, and he was indignant and depressed to this day. The two have made an appointment to let Jiao Chen know how powerful their brother is on this trip. The two brothers had already calculated it in their hearts. Among the friends invited by Yang Ju this time, although everyone is above them, only Li Longye can really make them jealous. Except for Li Longye who dared not to give them face, no one else had the guts. And Li Longye has been through flowers for a long time and is a frequent visitor to Pingkangfang. His preferences are well known. This Li Jiagoro has always liked to play with real knives and guns, and he doesn't like a Qingqi person like Jiao Chen, and the enthusiastic and experienced orchid is his target.
This excludes Li Longye, Jiao Chen is naturally the two of them, even if she is a chaste woman, she will be turned into a slut tonight......
Thinking of this, the two brothers couldn't help but laugh lewdly.
"It's coming!" Yang Ju looked ahead, led everyone forward to greet him, and saw Li Longye and Pei Min riding together, the two talked and laughed, had a close relationship, and looked a little uneasy. He is not familiar with Pei Min, but now no one in the court knows Pei Min's name and remembers his appearance. Pei Min holds the authority of Yushitai, and he is a traitor, looking at him, he can't help but feel a little weak.
Yao Yi and Yao Yi didn't know Pei Min, they only heard his name, but not his person, and they were curious who was so close to Li Longye? Don't spoil their business.
Li Longye and Pei Min came closer.
Li Longye dismounted and pointed at Pei Min and said: "This person doesn't need to be introduced by Lone, my only civil and military champion in the Tang Dynasty, Pei Min, a friend of King Lone's friend in the imperial history, came at the invitation of King Lone." Add one more person, the general has no objection, right? β
Yang Ju's heart jumped, but he saw Pei Min's eyes looking at Jiao Chen on the riverbank, he didn't move, he smiled knowingly, and said with peace of mind: "I have heard Pei Zhongcheng's name for a long time, but I didn't have a chance to know each other, and I am naturally happy to be able to invite Pei Zhongcheng to be so heroic." β
Pei Min retracted his gaze and responded politely, in order to dispel Yang Ju's suspicions, what he had to do was to come for Jiao Chen.
When the two brothers Yao Yi and Yao Yi heard that it was Pei Min, their expressions were as uncomfortable as eating, and they all thought: Could it be that all kinds of calculations and preparations will blow up like this? The eyes of the two brothers were full of unwillingness.
The main owner, Li Longye, has arrived, and the group is heading to the flower boat.
On the flower boat, Li Longye stood at the bow of the boat and said with a smile: "The weather is getting hotter and hotter, it's only the end of July, so it's unbearable, and I don't know what August and September are like." Loneliness has always been idle, but now in this season, I can't stand it. It's also a shame that the general will pick a place, and he actually thought of going to Longyou Qinyuan to run a horse and falcon, and he can have a happy two days of fun, and live up to these two days of rest. "Qinyuan is located at the foot of the northwest mountain range of the Qinling Mountains, where there is a vast mountain col grassland, surrounded by mountains on three sides, and the sun does not shine, which is a natural summer resort.
Yang Ju flattered: "It is precisely because of this stuffiness that I think I have plenty of vacation time." One is to escape the summer, and the other is to practice riding and archery, and when the war comes, you can contribute to the country. The righteousness he said was awe-inspiring, and he really put on the appearance of a loyal minister.
When it comes to the welfare of officials, throughout the dynasties, the officials of the Tang Dynasty are considered to be the best. Not only is it high, but there are also many holidays that make all dynasties carry it. According to statistics, the Tang Dynasty had more than 360 days a year, and the holidays occupied more than 150 days, and there were holidays for all kinds of major festivals. July 30 is the Jizo Festival, plus the 10-day holiday, and today's early departure, they have two days and three nights to travel far away.
Pei Min was disdainful when he heard this, but he had to admit that this Yang Ju had a bit of ingenuity. was able to seize this slight opportunity and invite Li Longye, Yao Yi, Yao Yi and others to act as shields and hide from the world. It's just that this mind is in the wrong place.
The group got on the flower boat rented by Yang Ju, which was much larger than the flower boat when Jinshi was visiting the lake, full of four floors, nearly five zhang high.
Li Longye, as the prince, occupies the fourth floor, Yang Ju, Pei Min, Yao Yi, Yao Yi and other officials who accompanied the tour lived on the third floor, Jiao Chen and his party lived on the second floor, and the bottom floor was the residence of the crew of the flower boat and the accompanying guards.
For Yang Ju's reasonable arrangement, everyone has no objection.
Li Longye smiled and said to Pei Min: "The fourth floor is too big, it's not interesting for me to live alone." Brother Jingyuan moved in with me. β
"It's good!" Pei Min had the heart to investigate the cats hidden in this flower boat, and it was inconvenient to live on the third floor.
Most of the people accompanying him are human spirits, and they can also hear that Li Longye only does not put on a stand when he talks to Pei Min, knowing that they have a deep relationship, they are all envious.
Sure enough, there were Li Longye, Yao Yi, and Yao Yi who filled the faΓ§ade, and the flower boat was exempted from all inspections unimpeded, and sailed directly out of the Qujiang River and into Weishui.
They will travel by water, up the river, and will arrive at their destination early tomorrow morning.
There were still two hours before dark, Li Longye couldn't help but let the host prepare, held a banquet on the flower boat, invited the singers to sing and dance, and the atmosphere was warm.
Especially Jiao Chen's song, which pushed the atmosphere to the extreme. No matter what the tune is, Jiao Chen can come handy and perfectly present the flavor of the song.
Li Longye glanced at Pei Min and asked with a smile: "Miss Jiao Chen's piano skills are really unique in the world, but I don't know who has the blessing to get the girl to accompany the wine?" β
Jiao Chen Yanran bowed, and was not restrained, and directly moved to Pei Min's seat and sat down beside him.
Li Longye hugged a charming orchid, raised his finger at Pei Min and said, "Haha, only Brother Jingyuan's is worthy of Jiao Chen's girl." Saying that, he also gave Pei Min a knowing look and encouraged him to cheer.
Jiao Chen said softly: "Be careful of Yao Yi and Yao Yi, the day before yesterday they made a little trouble in the Splendid Workshop, and after knowing that it was you, they left in disgrace, according to their temperament." I don't dare to take Zhongcheng, but as long as I have the opportunity, I will definitely fall into the well and vomit my unhappiness. "Since she was a child in the Qinglou, Jiao Chen has seen all the things in the world, and she has a very transparent view of human nature, knowing the villain temperament of Yao Yi and Yao Yi, don't look at them who are afraid of Pei Min like a tiger, hiding far away, once they have the opportunity to start, there will definitely be no hesitation.
Pei Min nodded to show that he understood, he would rather offend the gentleman than the villain, and he vaguely remembered that Yao Chong, the first prime minister of Kaiyuan, was given the phase because of the two living treasures of Yao Yi and Yao Yi. It's not that these two living treasures can't be used well.
casually glanced at the two of them, and saw that the two of them were drinking, but the afterglow was aimed at them.
The banquet dispersed, Pei Min waited quietly in the house for half an hour, changed into a cyan inconspicuous robe, walked out of the room, listened to the crazy bed cry of the orchid with a special accent not far away, smiled knowingly, shook his head and walked down the fourth floor, the situation on the third floor was even more unbearable than the fourth floor. Who can be invited by Yang Ju, which one is a good man and a woman? On the fourth floor, only Li Longye was playing one dragon and two phoenixes, and almost all the rooms on the third floor were engaged in hand-to-hand combat, and moans were intertwined.
Pei Min felt a burst of heat in his heart when he heard this, and the little brothers stood up, this is simply the ancient version of the Haitian feast!
After settling down, thinking that business was important, he was about to leave, but he heard the sound of two men talking to each other in a room not far away. He has practiced the art of breathing and health preservation for a long time, and the blood and veins in his whole body are smooth, resulting in clear ears and clear eyes. If it weren't for that, the whispering voice would not have been heard, and I couldn't help but pause.
The mixing of men and women at the Haitian Feast is in line with the rules, and the voices of the two men are "doing the basics"?
The ancients had the habit of being a good man, didn't Li Chengqian get hot with his favorite boyfriend in the early years? It's just that this is obviously a Haitian feast, but a pair of appeared, and the painting style is a little wrong.
Pei Min was surprised, looking for the voice, and listened carefully: it was Yao Yi's voice.
"Sure enough, sure enough! That slut really had a leg with Pei Min, and he had already slept together, and he paid off the scumbag, phew, how could this be reasonable. is just a slut, and she pretends to be innocent and rejects people thousands of miles away, which is extremely hateful. β
Pei Min was slightly angry in his heart, but he was surprised, and thought: "Who are you talking about, but Miss Jiao Chen, because she sat next to me and slept together because of a misunderstanding, this brain hole is too big." β
I heard another person: "Pei Min, I'm not done with you!" The person who spoke, gritting his teeth, was Yao Yi's voice.
Pei Min couldn't help but think deeply, and when he heard it, the hatred revealed in Yao Yi's tone was not ordinary.
"This Feiyan is happy to disperse in spring, we are prepared in vain...... It's hateful, I knew it was like this, why bother so much effort, it's a drug and this Feiyan is happy to be scattered, but now, just our two brothers are staring? Forget it, go back and sleep for my brother. β
When these words came into his ears, Pei Min's eyes were even more angry, and he couldn't imagine that the dignified prime minister would use this kind of trick. He was thinking about how to deal with this matter, and heard Yao Yi say, "Big brother, don't you think this thing is a little weird tonight?" β
Yao Yiqi said: "What's weird? β
Yao Yi said: "Pei Min sleeps in the slut's room, which is understandable. But what about the sluts? Where did she sleep? Pei Min was the only one in that room......"
Pei Min heard it inexplicably, he had been waiting in his room until it was dark, so that under the cover of night, he could sneak into the cabin to confirm whether the cabin of this flower ship was loaded with miscellaneous books, so as not to make any mistakes: when did he go to another room?
Confused!
At this time, I heard Yao Yi reply: "Maybe it's out of the palace......"
Yao Yi said: "It's really out of the palace, so how did she get out?" We are the ones who pick the lock to enter the door, and the slut leaves the palace without unlocking it, the gods......"
Yao Yi also seemed to notice that something was wrong, and said, "Let's go, let's go see what's going on!" β
The sound of walking came, Pei Min hurriedly flashed to the side, thinking about what to do, when suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he smiled.
Seeing Yao Yi and Yao Yi out of the room, Pei Min followed lightly, found the right direction, and pressed his thumb on the major artery in the back of their neck. This is the acupuncture point he learned from the divine doctor Liu Shenwei, as long as the acupuncture points of the major arteries are slammed, it will cause insufficient blood supply to the brain, resulting in instant dizziness. Before the two could call, they should have fallen.
Gently dragged the two into the room, groped on them for a while, and finally found a small green bottle from Yao Yi's body, with a small word "spring" pasted on the bottle, and said to himself: "This should be Feiyan happy spring, right?" β
Looking at the two in a coma, Pei Min smiled gloomily, poured two of them, and stuffed them into each other's mouths......
Just as he was about to leave, he looked at the two people on the ground, stripped off their clothes, and threw them naked on the bed, clasped his hands together, and took care of himself, and suddenly had an idea in his mind: Is this a mess.
With one hand covering his mouth, he quietly walked out of the room with convulsions and closed the door.
Yao Yi and Yao Yi's dizziness is a matter of short tea kung fu, and Feiyan Xi Chunsan is one of the strongest aphrodisiacs in the world, and the short tea kung fu has played with enough medicinal effect.
After a while, their skin turned bright red, and they began to writhe and moan, slowly waking up. But their eyes were confused and hazy, and they were full of spring, and they were entangled regardless of the false phoenix.
Thanks to Pei Min's help in advance, they had no time to tear their clothes, and after a while, their movements became more and more unsightly, and the dormitory was full of their wild panting and screaming......
Their voices merged with the gasps of men and women.
Pei Min walked briskly and bit his lower lip so that he would not laugh out loud. His stealth level is average, but the flower boat is already a trick of darkness Chen Cang, in order to avoid Li Longye's suspicion, the defense is not deep, and he easily sneaked into the cabin.
As Sun Zhou speculated, this flower boat was used to transport miscellaneous books.
Under the light of the fire fold, Pei Min looked at the books one by one, his expression was angry.