Chapter 104: The situation is not good

Zhu Dekang is not in the team of the cooking class, he has a special identity, so he does not participate in the assessment, in fact, the test is also in vain, and the end of the casual second guy is equal to hanging, and it is not interesting to engage in new recruits and two- or three-year soldiers in five years.

He stood silently from the sidelines watching all this, and didn't say a word.

In his opinion, a little humiliation is not a bad thing.

As the saying goes, shame and courage.

The cooking class is used to living a comfortable life, and it's time for them to taste what it's like to be looked down upon.

Today's assessment subjects cover almost all the training content, even the queue has to be tested.

Zhu Dekang really didn't have much hope for the queue of the cooking class, but except for five kilometers, the rest were calculated personal results, which had no impact on solemnity.

Now, for Zhu Dekang, the most important thing is not to lose too ugly in the cooking class.

It was he who went to tell Zhang Jianxing that the cooking class was going to participate in the assessment and selection, and it was also he who coaxed and boasted to Chen Qingming on the side of the training ground, and told them that the cooking class was not unmanned, and he dragged the crooked melons and cracked dates of the cooking class into the water.

I really didn't think about winning. Zhu Dekang is not a romantic idealist, and of course he will not be naΓ―ve enough to rely on less than a month of assault training time to make the cooking squad surpass the results of the combat squad platoon.

Losing is a certainty. He only hoped that the cooking class at least didn't have to lose too ugly, as long as it wasn't at the bottom of the company, even if it was a little bit more than the penultimate one, it was already a victory.

The two invigilator staff officers in the regiment soon arrived, and the company commander Zhang Jianxing asked Li Ding to assemble the team, announced the content and time of today's assessment, and then took it away.

The annual selection has finally begun.

This is a chicken-fly-dog-jumping assessment.

Zhu Dekang still overestimated the military level of the cooking class.

I knew it could be bad, but I didn't expect it to be so bad.

Only worse, not the worst.

The first subject to be assessed is the cohort.

It stands to reason that this was originally the most basic training subject in the army, and it was the first basic training that every soldier received when he entered the army.

The assessment queue is actually very simple, it is the most basic three steps - walking in unison, running and walking.

The cooking class is expected to be like a circus animal.

The chaos started from Tong Yibo first.

Tong Yibo is a well-known "boss and difficulty" in the recruit company.

This guy is born with a person with extremely poor coordination of limbs, that is, the kind of person whose two arms and two legs can not be uniformly deployed by the brain at the same time, and there is a huge error in nerve reflexes.

If it's electronics, this kind of absolute will be thrown into the scrap box on the assembly line.

Less than five seconds after the squad leader Li Chuangcheng's command to "walk in unison" was issued, when the horizontal team of the entire cooking class walked less than ten meters, Tong Yibo began his performance.

"Look! Tong Yibo has the same hands and feet! ”

"Holy! Oh, yes! ”

"Hahahaha!"

The recruits gathered around the assessment field began to heckle.

Having the same hands and feet is a mistake that many recruits encounter when they practice in the queue, and this happens to many college students during military training.

If there is one adjective to describe this slightly comical action, it is mechanical dance.

That's right, when a person walks hand and foot in unison, it's like a toddler walking with a robot that is not technologically advanced.

The kind of stiff and slightly coquettish, strange and funny, god-like synchronized hands and feet will always make the onlookers laugh like a gourd.

Zhu Dekang's face turned green.

Li Chuangcheng, who was in charge of shouting the password and commanding, had a face ten times blacker than the bottom of the cauldron in the cooking class.

"One-two-one!"

He kept trying to correct Tong Yibo with the rhythm of the password, but the latter heard the password and understood what the squad leader meant, and he also wanted to make the final struggle, but the more he tried to struggle, the more he made mistakes, and the soldiers around him were laughing, and in a panic, the whole person became a mechanical crab, walking almost sideways on the playground.

At this moment, the whole company laughed miserably.

Even the two staff officers from the regiment couldn't help but cover their mouths and bend over several times. If he hadn't felt that laughing like an officer would damage his image, he would probably laugh out loud on the spot.

The next running and walking were even more miserable, and the whole serious queue assessment subject became a circus performance.

By the time he got off the field, Li Chuangcheng was already sweating profusely, and he was even more embarrassed than running a five-kilometer trip.

"Tong Yibo, Tong Yibo, I knew that you were not good at this subject, and I opened a small stove for you two days ago, wasn't it okay when I let you go to the queue yesterday? Why is it messed up as soon as you play today? You're honest enough to get along with me, aren't you? ”

The cooking class returned to the sidelines, and Li Chuang set up Ma Xingshi to ask for the guilt.

Tong Yibo was already embarrassed at this time, so he almost didn't find a shovel to dig a pit and bury himself.

"Squad leader, I'm nervous...... They laughed, and I was even more nervous...... When you are nervous, you will ...... chaotic"

Xu Xingxing put his arm around Tong Yibo's shoulder and comforted: "Yibo, it's okay, it's okay, what's this!" ”

In order to make Tong Yibo feel better, Zhuang Zhuang also comforted him repeatedly: "Xingxing is right, isn't it just a queue!" Fighting a war and not going to queue, right? ”

"Hmm!" Xu Xingxing nodded his head vigorously and said: "Yibo, after retiring from the army, we can form a team or something, and tour everywhere, just with your unique skills with one hand and one foot, our little life will definitely be prosperous!" What is a dual-use talent? This is called dual-use talents! ”

Tong Yibo was comforted and was in a better mood, but when Xu Xingxing said this, he almost didn't cry.

"I owe it to you as your brother, you ......"

After speaking, he buried his head in his knees, and his shoulders twitched, looking pitiful.

If you want to say that the performance of the queue assessment cooking class has detonated the whole field, then the 400-meter hurdle is even more hilarious.

There are two tracks in the obstacle course of the Eighth Company, and two people are allowed to run together each time, although it has gone through more than half a month of assault training, but when it really runs, there is still a big gap with the squad platoon.

Zhu Dekang almost always ran with him on the sidelines, dancing and shouting at every recruit in the cooking class.

"Luo Jia! Maintain your stamina! Don't be stupid and run for the first 100 meters! ”

"Ma Ercat! The walls bounce up! Bounce up! Push the board hard! ”

"Xu Xingxing! Three-step bridge over! Three steps! Are you taking a walk!? ”

Chen Qingming and Niu Dali stood together, the former wringed his hands, covered his mouth and smiled while turning half of his face and asked Niu Dali: "You say, is our old squad leader asking for his own hardship!?" Can the cooking class win the class arrangement? Then we can even climb the pigs in the pigsty! ”

Niu Dali agreed with Chen Qingming's words very much, and said while laughing: "Don't say win, as long as they have a single item to win, tonight the company will add vegetables, and Niu Dali will be responsible for two cases of beer for guests!" ”

Yin Xiancong has not said anything, he is waiting for the solemn appearance.

He knew that this was the only chance for solemnity.

The solemn military quality is not as average as Xu Xingguo, and he has been thrown into the cooking class for so long, although Zhu Dekang personally taught, but after all, it is incomparable with the planned unified training of the squad platoon, and I haven't seen the solemn training for a long time recently, and I don't know what level it is now.

"Majestic!"

"Xu Xingguo!"

Li Ding, the deputy company commander, took the roster and called out two names.

"Runway in place!"

Zhuang Zhuang and Xu Xingguo stood up from their resting place almost at the same time.

The two glanced in each other's direction almost simultaneously.

When the eyes touched, sparks splashed.

Xu Xingguo secretly said in his heart: "Hmph! Coincidental! ”

Zhuang Zheng scolded in his heart: "Paralysis! Miserable! ”