Chapter 2:103 Tables and plays
"Brother Yuansi, you are here! You can teach a certain pass and so on! Outside the building, Xue Zong looked at Gu Yong's belated sedan chair, and walked forward to complain!
"Oh, hehehe, there is Brother Lao Jingwen waiting for a long time!" Gu Yong lifted the sedan curtain, got off the sedan chair and smiled at Xue Zong, who was a little anxious!
"Don't drag the text, hurry up and follow me in! Miss Xiangxiang is afraid that she is not in a hurry! Xue Zong grabbed Gu Yong's arm, and as soon as he spoke, he pulled Gu Yong into the Huamanlou!
"Hey? Okay, you're Xue Jingwen, you're in a hurry, and you haven't taken a breath yet! What do you say, Miss Xiangxiang can't wait, I think it's you Xue Jingwen can't wait, right?! Gu Yong let Xue Zong pull him, and at the same time secretly slandered in his heart!
"Ouch hey! Lord Xue, are you here? Xiangxiang, the slave's good daughter, is looking forward to you today! No, the whole day is a grain of rice that has not been eaten, and a drop of water does not get wet! I thought you weren't coming, and I was crying in the boudoir! ”
As soon as Fang entered the door, an old bustard with the charm of a came out! As soon as he shook the silk handkerchief in his hand, he counted Xue Zong with half-truths and half-truths! After counting down, he also took the pair of big zaza and rubbed it on Xue Zong's arm a few times!
Can be a mommy, well, there was no such title at that time! If you can sit in the mother's position, or call it the old bustard! None of them are simple characters, at least when they were young, they were also a red aunt, and even many of them were born in Oiran! Men, it's like tea, I've seen and drunk a lot! Know what kind of people to meet and what to say!
When these few words were thrown out, Xue Zong was anxious at that time! Regardless of the public, he grabbed the old bustard's collar as soon as he could! He hurriedly scolded in his mouth: "If she doesn't eat or drink, you just let it go?" If my little heart is half wrong, I will tear down your flower building today! ”
That's what the old bustard wants, and she's not afraid if you're annoyed, that proves that the fish has been caught by her girl! I'm afraid that if you don't get annoyed, that's what you want to do! That proves you haven't taken the bait yet! If the fish is not baited, the prostitute will not be fooled! How else does she make money?
"Hey, look at what you said, Lord Xue! It's not just the slave who is full of flowers, but now the entire Qinhuai River is open to green buildings! Who doesn't know that incense is your forbidden suona? It's too late for us to coax, so why don't we ask? It's just this fragrant fragrance, dead eyes! I have to wait for you to come before I open my mouth to eat! You say, this little aunt doesn't open her mouth herself, how dare we come hard!? ”
When the old bustard saw that the fish had taken the bait, his heart was happy at the moment! But he didn't show it on his face, but he was just there bitterly defending himself! This acting skill is first-class! Also, the cousin and the drama have been one family since ancient times, regardless of each other! Can't act? You'd be wrong! Sometimes, the acting skills of being a watch are even better than those from a professional class! Similarly, if you want to get ahead, you will occasionally make a cameo appearance!
"Quickly prepare a good bird's nest porridge, and get a few lighter dishes for me to send to the room! I want to personally serve Xiangxiang's baby to eat! Oh, and bring up some more jugs of good wine! Be quick! Xue Zong didn't want to entangle with the old bustard downstairs for a moment, so he let go of the old bustard's collar and quickly commanded!
"Hey, it's my Lord Xue! Co-authored as if you hurt Xiangxiang, I, as a mother, don't care if she lives or dies! Ah Cheng, what are you two dead turtle grandsons still doing? Come, go to the counter and pay ten taels of silver according to what Master Xue said! I'm here today, I'm invited! ”
The old bustard is fine, can ten taels of silver buy a good bird's nest? Hey! It's just deliberately done for Xue Zong! If you want to put a long line to catch a big fish, occasionally playing the emotional card is much more effective than talking about money when you meet!
Sure enough, a trace of surprise and emotion flashed in Xue Zong's eyes! Ten taels of silver is nothing to him! But that's the money that costs the girls in the building! With the wine and food that he has made with all this money, can he swallow it in peace? Moreover, he has always been a self-proclaimed person who pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade! Anyway, this money can't be paid by the old bustard!
At that moment, he stretched out his hand and stopped the two turtle slaves at the door! He took out a stack of silver tickets from his arms, and without looking at them, he took one and slapped it on the old bustard's chest!
Then he said very arrogantly: "You go and do it yourself, and the rest will reward you for buying rouge gouache!" ”
"Your sister, this turtle is really rich!" The old bustard swept his eyes on the silver ticket, and forced the smile on his face to say this in his heart!
Everyone, how much silver can this silver ticket be exchanged for? Hehe, a neat row of black letters on the silver ticket is printed with "Lu's ticket number, 10,000 taels of silver" According to the exchange rate of about 300 yuan for one tael of silver, 10,000 taels is almost 3 million yuan! Damn, 3 million, not to mention a meal! Even those little stars on the front line can give the whole thing a night!
"Hey, hey, the slave family will thank Master Xue for the reward first! It is worthy of the character of my family's Xiangxiang Dynasty, Lord Xue is so bright! Hua Zhi shook the handkerchief and praised Xue Zong a few words, and the old bustard twisted the big belly as big as a grinding plate, and went to handle the meal in person!
"Brother Jingwen, you are arrogant!" Gu Yong, who had a smile in his eyes, saw that this drama had come to an end! Only then did he walk in front of Xue Zong's eyes, and he gave a thumbs up and praised!
"Where, where, it made Brother Yuan sigh smile, laugh! Brother Yuansi, please go upstairs! The banquet will be set up in a moment, and you and my brother will have a good drink tonight! Xue Zong only remembered Gu Yong at this moment, and hurriedly gave him a deep look and said apologetically!
"Hahahaha! So, Brother Jingwen, please! Gu Yong laughed and gave way!
"Brother Yuansi, please!" Xue Zong took a step back to the stairs, stretched out his hand and said!
"You and my brother, let's go upstairs together! Hugh wants to make all this red tape, and waste this beautiful scenery for no reason! After a few resignations from each other, Gu Yong still couldn't bear it! Pulling Xue Zong's sleeve and saying, the two of them jointly climbed the staircase covered with red felt and went to Miss Xiangxiang's boudoir!
When I went upstairs, I could only hear a sound of "ding ding dong dong" coming from a room with a red lantern! The red lantern is hung, which means that there are guests in the room! This is also a rule that does not become in this industry!
As a joke in later generations, "CX people distinguish between guests and non-guests in the room!" Hang the name of their great leader at the door as a code! If there are guests in the room, it will be hung on the Golden X Day! When the room is finished, hang up the gold Xcheng! "The wisdom of the people is infinite!