Chapter 17 - Good Times, Laughter in the City
At this time, Xiang Yu remembered to look for Yu Ji. asked the people around him where Yu Ji was. After receiving the reply, he went to look for Yu Ji.
After arriving at the position mentioned by his subordinates, Xiang Yu found that Yu Ji was surrounded by a group of orphans. Among them, several hands also reached out to Yu Ji.
Xiang Yu immediately roared angrily: "Looking for death? A woman who dares to touch Lao Tzu! "After all, even I have touched Yu Ji at most, and this group of little children actually touched it directly!
Xiang Yu's roar immediately frightened the child to stand away, and he didn't dare to move, so he looked at Xiang Yu like this.
"Oops! What are you doing here, my lord? The concubines see that they are pitiful, they haven't eaten for several days, give them some dry food, don't scare them. Yu Ji looked up and saw that it was Xiang Yu, so she explained.
When Xiang Yu heard this, he immediately scratched his head in embarrassment, and then said seriously: "If you want to eat, you have to eat, how to move your hands and feet." ”
"General, I'm sorry, it's because we're so hungry, that's why we're so unreasonable to Madame." At this time, a slightly older child among the children stood up to Xiang Yudao.
When Xiang Yu heard this, he walked towards the child. Before he could walk in front of the child, the largest child among the children suddenly stood up and blocked in front of Xiang Yu.
Xiang Yu immediately looked at the child, only to see that the child was glaring at him angrily.
"Oh? You're a funny kid. How? Want to fight me? Xiang Yu asked with a hint of playfulness.
"Humph! Anyway, you are not allowed to bully Brother Shoubo! "Just listen to the child.
"Hahahaha!" Xiang Yu said, and immediately drew his knife.
When Yu Ji saw it, she was so frightened that she shouted, "Don't, king." ”
But the kid still glared at Xiang Yu angrily and didn't back down.
The child who spoke at the beginning also hurriedly knelt down at this time and said: "General, please show mercy to your subordinates, it is my fault for offending Madame, it has nothing to do with them, and please don't kill them." After that, he immediately kowtowed to Xiang Yu three times.
"Hahahaha! What a complexion! Kid, what's your name? Xiang Yu put the knife away, looked condescendingly at the child who stopped in front of him and asked.
"My name is Zhang Daniu, what is your name?" The kid saw that Xiang Yu had put the knife away, but he still asked in Xiang Yu's tone.
"Interesting, interesting, listen up! I am the overlord of Western Chu - Xiang Yu is also! Xiang Yu said with his hands in front of his chest at this time.
"Why is your name so long! What Xi Chu, what Xiang Yu. Do not understand? You're weird! Zhang Daniu, who was standing in front of Xiang Yu at this time, really bit his finger and said.
"What, what?! You are the overlord of Western Chu? You are the Xiang Yu who defeated the coalition army of 560,000 with 30,000 people!? And the child who knelt down before looked at Xiang Yu in front of him, but said in surprise.
"Huh? Is there a problem? Xiang Yu asked arrogantly at this time.
"Big bull, hurry up and kneel, hurry up!" Looking at his little friend, still biting his fingers stupidly, looking at Xiang Yu with contempt in his eyes, Shou Bo hurriedly reminded the child.
"Huh? Brother Shoubo, why do you kneel him? At this time, Zhang Daniu still asked with a questioning face.
But Yu Ji covered her mouth and laughed, Xiang Yu couldn't help but feel a little annoyed when she saw it: This kid actually let himself lose face in front of his own woman, no, he must be taught a lesson!
"Hey! Kid, since you don't want to kneel to me, I'll make a bet with you. How is it? If you win! Then you don't have to kneel. But if you lose, how about giving me three kowtows? Xiang Yu's eyes rolled, but he thought of a way.
"Good! However, there is one more condition.
"Say it! What conditions" Xiang Yu listened, this kid is actually serious, what conditions you can mention, I'm afraid that you can't make a little kid?
That is, if I win, then Brother Shou Bo and I don't have to kneel, how about it? ”
When Xiang Yu heard this, he boldly agreed to the child.
"Okay, so what do you say bet on?" As soon as the child saw that Xiang Yu agreed, he immediately asked.
Xiang Yu looked around, and saw a big stone in the corner of the wall, Xiang Yu immediately said: "Just bet, how about lifting this big stone ten times?" ”
"What you said is true?" Faced with Xiang Yu's request, the child asked unexpectedly.
"Of course!" Xiang Yu immediately said.
"Good! Then bet on this! As soon as the child saw that Xiang Yu readily agreed, he walked towards the stone.
Xiang Yu was secretly happy in his heart at this time: Hehe! The little kid is so stupid. Such a big stone, I see how you lift it ten times, and kneel down for me!
However, the next scene made Xiang Yu stunned. Then the boy came to the stone, put his hands on the stone, and bent his waist. The large, immovable stone was lifted high above the child's head.
And Yu Ji was also stunned at this time, just like Xiang Yu.
In a few moments, the boy lifted the stone ten times above his head. Subsequently, the stone was also put back in place. His face was not red, and he walked up to Xiang Yu without panting and said, "Now I don't have to kneel, right?" ”
"I'll go! Are the children of this era so rebellious? Xiang Yu said secretly in his heart at this time.
"Well, of course, my words count, you and him don't have to kneel." Xiang Yu felt a little pain in his face at this time, but when he looked up and saw Yu Ji, he still endured it.
"Thank you for keeping your promises. Brother Shoubo, get up! He said he didn't have to kneel. At this time, Zhang Daniu ran to the young man who was still kneeling and said.
"Thank you, King Xiang!" Shou Bo stood up at this time and thanked Xiang Yu.
"Hmm!" Xiang Yu snorted with his nose and looked at Yu Ji still laughing. Xiang Yu immediately made a move, and Yu Ji was immediately embarrassed.
"Huh! What are you doing? At this time, Xiang Yu's actions to Yu Ji just happened to be seen by Zhang Daniu, who was tiger-headed, and Zhang Daniu immediately blurted out.
"Huh?! it! Is this little kid going to be a sperm? He's going to meddle in everything. Xiang Yu was also a little embarrassed when facing the child's questions at this time.
"Hahahahaha At this time, Yu Ji looked at Xiang Yu's deflated appearance, but she couldn't hold back her laughter anymore.
"Well, it's nothing, by the way, aren't you hungry? Do you want to eat enough? Xiang Yu hurriedly changed the topic.
"Yes! Absolutely! As soon as the children heard that they were full, they nodded hurriedly, as if they were afraid that they would be late.
Yu Ji looked at the children, and couldn't help but feel a little sad in her heart.
"Okay, come with me, I'll take you to eat something delicious!" Xiang Yu had already seen through Yu Ji's heart at this time.
"Really? You're not lying to us, are you? When Zhang Daniu heard this, the general in front of him, who was still fierce before, now actually said that he wanted to invite them to dinner, and asked with some hesitation.
On the side, the child who had always been called Shoubo by Zhang Daniu heard this, and hurriedly turned Zhang Daniu next to him with his hand.
"Oh, Brother Shoubo, what are you kidnapping me?"
At this point, the person next to him almost fainted.
"Well, you see when I lied to someone, I just kept my promise to avoid both of you from kneeling! How could I lie to you? Little bunny, if you want to be full, come with me! Xiang Yu said, stepped forward and twisted Zhang Da Niu's ears, and walked forward.
"Ahh Hurt! At this time, his ears were still twisted in Xiang Yu's hands, and he said with a grin.
"Hahahaha." The other children burst out laughing. Only the child who was called Shoubo by Zhang Daniu had no change on his face.
And Yu Ji also had indescribable satisfaction in her heart at this time.
In a burst of laughter, everyone went to have a big meal.