Chapter 19 The upper beam is not right
That's definitely not! In this life, Lao Tzu is only casual to the little lady. The Demon King stepped forward and smiled with a courteous face.
"We obviously don't know each other, how can you have such a strange idea?"
The demon king couldn't say why, "The first time I saw you, I just thought that the little lady was very beautiful." As for when he fell in love, Lao Tzu couldn't figure it out. β
"Since you can't figure it out, why don't you wait until you figure it out and come back to look for me?" I stood on the back of the vulture, looking at the fairy realm not far ahead, "I have something to do today, you can just take me to the Taishang Laojun Alchemy." β
The Demon King pursed his purple lips and nodded cautiously, "Then when you're done, will you play with me with birds?"
I shook my head and waved my hand to prevaricate, "No, no, no." β
He lowered his head and spread out his palms, and a bird with a whole green body slept grogily.
I took the green warbler in surprise, "How can the green warbler be in your hands?"
The Demon King told the truth, "I knew that you loved this green bird for ten minutes, and then I learned that the green bird died, and tried many ways to resurrect it, but all failed. Unexpectedly, the last time I chased you to the fairy world, I found it in the backyard of Wenqu Xingguan. Don't worry, it's still alive, it's just not recovering, so it's always asleep. β
"Thank you. β
I was delighted to have the green warbler in my ears, and I was particularly surprised to find it.
When he saw me laughing, he laughed along.
"Little lady, you look so good when you smile!"
"Don't always call me a little lady, call me a song. β
Seeing that my attitude had softened, the Demon King was ecstatic, and with a rough and hoarse voice, he called softly, "Little Song." β
I ate and smiled, "Go back quickly! The dignified demon king, it's not a problem to come to the fairy world every day!"
The demon king folded his hands on his heart and knelt on one knee, "Every word Xiao Ge said, I should take it to heart, and I don't dare to disobey for a moment." β
With that, he stepped on the vulture and rode away in the wind. He helped me rescue the green warbler, and I owe him a great favor, and if I have the opportunity in the future, I will definitely repay him.
Thinking of this, I thought about asking Taishang Laojun for an antidote pill, and the demon king's bruised lips were most likely due to too deep poisoning. If I have cured his poison, I will not owe him anything.
Sneaking into Taishang Laojun's alchemy room, a dazzling array of glass bottles came into view. I touched the east and west, although I didn't know the specific effect of the pill in the bottle, but just looking at the bottle body, the glazed jade was brilliant, I liked it very much.
After sweeping it down, I swallowed hundreds of pills into my stomach.
"Ahemβ"
When I heard the cough, I hurriedly threw away the glass bottle in my hand, hid my hand behind my back, swallowed the pill with my mouth closed, and looked around vigilantly.
"Ahemβ"
I looked around the alchemy room, but I didn't notice anyone else. And the four walls of the alchemy room are small boxy wooden drawers, and it is reasonable to hold some elixir fairy grass, and the Tibetans are not sure.
Finally, I fixed my eyes on the alchemy furnace, which was constantly emitting choking black smoke. Quietly approached, listening to the movement inside.
"Ahemβ"
If there is really someone hidden in the alchemy furnace! the sneaky one must be a thief like me, stealing Laojun's elixir!
I gently opened the lid and took a slight step back to avoid the black smoke coming out of the stove.
In the alchemy furnace, a gray-haired old man emerged from the furnace with half a head, his face black and his beard burned to a length and a short beard...... I looked at it, isn't this my master?!
With black lines on my head, I dragged Master out of the alchemy furnace, "Master, why are you here?"
Master's sesame eyes widened, and his beard turned up slightly in anger, "I thought that Lao Jun was coming, and there was nowhere to hide, so I took refuge in the furnace temporarily." Unexpectedly, the person who came was you, an unfilial son!"
"The apprentice never expected that Master, you would do such a thing as a rooster and a dog thief. β
The master felt embarrassed, and puffed out his cheeks angrily, "Aren't you the same?"
I sighed and replied, "It's probably because the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked!"
"You master and apprentice, a raccoon dog, hahahahaha!" The old man with a childish face held a whisk in his hand, pushed the door in, and his laughter was hearty and energetic.
Master and I looked at the old man at the door in embarrassment, presumably he was the old man.
The master secretly rubbed the ashes from the bottom of the furnace on his face, and Taishang Laojun scoffed at the master's behavior, "Dust, don't wipe it! In the past thousands of years, who else can dare to eat and drink in my alchemy furnace?"
The master had no choice but to get up, "If it weren't for the soul of my hard-working disciples, I wouldn't have hurt my vitality, and I wouldn't have to get into your alchemy furnace." β
The old gentleman was calm, and the old god was there with his eyes half-closed, "It's okay, it's okay." You just have to give me the girl behind you, and I won't care about you. β
"Hmph, I'm a baby!" the master shook his sleeves and stood up, looking proud.
I was very excited when I heard this, and Master finally found out in his conscience this time, and he didn't give me away!
However, I still overestimated my weight in Master's heart. In the next moment, Master pushed me and personally sent me to Lao Jun, "Since you like it, it doesn't hurt to give it to you!"
After speaking, the master covered his face and ran away. I was left with a very weak heart, facing Taishang Laojun alone.
Taishang Laojun smiled, swept the dust and closed the door, "The face of the god realm has been lost by the dust alone." β
I was a little helpless, and Master lost me again! Why did Master get older and more stubborn?
"Take it. Taishang Laojun placed a pill in the palm of my hand, "You are a fairy, right? Immortals can't cultivate spiritual power, so they have wasted their natural good qualifications." After taking this elixir, the cultivation will be twice as effective with half the effort. β
I looked down at the elixir in my palm, and I was really confused, "Why did you give it to me?"
"Back then, when I cultivated the elixir, I went crazy, and the Illusion Patriarch entered my dream and saved my life. Over the years, I have been looking for an opportunity to repay her, but unfortunately she has died. Since you are a member of the Illusion Clan, you can afford my elixir. β
I thanked Taishang Laojun again and again, and when I came out of the alchemy room, I was shocked to find that my fingertips were dripping with blood, but I don't remember that my fingers were cut by a blunt object!
I sucked my fingers, wondering why Taishang Laojun wanted to take the blood from my fingertips. The ghost world revives the magic of witchcraft and casts spells with blood. But Lao Jun is a fairy wind bone, and he must disdain such shady spells. Thinking about it this way, the heart of the seven up and eight down is a little calmer.
Swallowing the elixir given by Lao Jun, the immortal veins began to awaken, and they were full of strength. I saw that there was no one around, condensed the spiritual power in my palm, and gently threw it at the Bodhi tree ten meters in front of me. I only thought about trying my skills, but I never thought of destroying a towering tree directly.
"I'm so good!"
"You ruined the Bodhi tree that your mother has raised for hundreds of years, and you are still stupid here, do you want to be caught?" Rong Ji came from behind and put on a wide cloak for me.