Chapter 33 Dong Erjun PK Tiger and Leopard Riding (II)

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"Go faster, if you slow down, you won't have anything to eat tonight." Dong Chong yelled at the people pushing and pulling the carts and carts of grain, scolded and returned to the extremely luxurious carriage, and complained to Ai Jin, Ma Zhuang, Mo Zhu and others: "This ghost weather, it snows so much, it is difficult for us to go back to Luoyang." "It turned out that Dong Erjun started from the morning of the third day after leaving Chenliu, the sky in Yanzhou fell heavily earlier than in previous years, and it didn't stop for more than a day, and the snow-covered road was naturally muddy and difficult to walk, not to mention the slow itinerary of Dong Erjun, what was more troublesome was that the forage for the war horses was also covered with snow, forcing Dong Chong to pause his journey this morning and send people to Sixiang and Baye to buy war horse forage.

"Second master, don't worry, we still have a lot of food and forage, go slowly, time is still in a hurry." Ai Jin laughed, beckoned to a monkey in the carriage, and shouted, "Silly, go and pour wine for the second master." The little monkey more than two feet tall was very spiritual, and he actually walked to Dong Chong's seat with a wine jug, poured a glass for Dong Chongman, and stood beside Ai Jin with the wine jug, in exchange for a handful of peanuts thrown to it by Ai Jin, like a loyal servant, and gave Ai Jin a standard military salute when he picked up the peanuts, which made Dong Chong, Ma Zhuang and others laugh and call funny.

"Interesting, interesting," Dong Chong wiped the tears that came out of laughter and scolded Ai Jin: "You kid has a lot of ideas, others train beautiful women to be servants, but you train a group of monkeys to be slaves, and also train a group of eagles to hunt, to be honest, how much did it cost to buy thirty such monkeys and those falcons?" Did you steal a few more boxes of your old man's cash box? ”

Ai Jin's nose was about to rise to the sky, and he gestured a few times to the monkeys in the carriage, and the four little monkeys filled Dong Chong, Ma Zhuang and others with good wine, Ai Jin said proudly: "The second master also underestimates me too much, how much can these dozens of monkeys and falcons be worth?" Still stealing my old man's cash box? Let me tell you, I have not spent a penny on the people who train monkeys and boil eagles. ”

"So cheap?" The crowd asked.

Ai Jin explained: "Wasn't Yizhou burned by Old Man Liu Yan last year? The locals don't even have food to eat, then the monkeys, just a shopkeeper of my family to Mount Emei to recruit a contractor, meet those who are good at playing monkeys to kill monkeys and eat meat, boiled eagles also because there is no place to hunt, had to kill eagles to fill their stomachs, the shopkeeper knows that I like novelty things, I want to buy monkeys and eagles, who knows that those who play monkeys and hawks do not sell, to buy them together with them, and as long as the food does not pay wages, the shopkeeper heard that there is this good thing, they will be brought from Mount Emei to Yongzhou, so I didn't spend a penny. ”

", you kid took advantage of it." Dong Chong and the others laughed and scolded, envied Ai Jin's good luck, and drank and had fun under the service of the well-behaved little monkey, and in a moment the carriage was full of smoke and miasma.

In the blink of an eye, it was close to dusk, the goose feather snow was still falling, and Dong Erjun's team was about to stop to make a fire to cook, when a few falcons flying in the sky suddenly screamed miserably, and a few flew to the carriage where Dong Chong and the others were seated and pecked, as if to remind Dong Chong and others of something. Dong Chong, who was getting drunk, scolded: "Dead beasts, go aside, and then disturb the master to drink, and you will be burned into roast chicken." ”

"Second master, it's not good." A servant who specially boiled eagles for Ai Jin hurried over and said to Dong Chong in Sichuan dialect: "These eagles are trained by villains, and they used to remind villains that they had found danger in the distance, and the villains relied on them to avoid two flash floods, four wild wolves, and countless tigers and leopards. ”

"Fuck off." Ma Zhuang scolded rudely: "This is the Central Plains, not Mount Emei, where the torrent wolves, lions and tigers come?" Ma Zhuang was about to take a knife to pull out those falcons, but Dong Chong, who had been rolling and crawling on the battlefield with Dong Boss for many years, grabbed him and told the team to stop, Dong Chong jumped out of the carriage by himself, put his ear on the ground and listened, after a while, Dong Chong's face had changed greatly, and he lost his voice: "It's not good, there are cavalry approaching, and it is less than ten miles away from us." ”

"Cavalry approaching?" Ai Jin Ma Zhuang and the others were shocked, and asked tremblingly, "Is it an enemy?" ”

"I don't know, I just know that there are about 3,000 cavalry coming." Dong Chong shook his head and muttered again: "My eldest brother's cavalry is mainly concentrated in Jingzhou and Yongzhou, and has not entered the Central Plains, only Cao Cao and Yuan Shao can have so many cavalry nearby, if it is Yuan Shao's army, it will be better, if it is Cao Cao's army, it will be troublesome." ”

"So, what then?" The bad military doctor Mo stopped trembling and said: "No, let's run away first, take advantage of them not finding us." ”

"It's too late to escape, the enemy is all cavalry, and it can easily catch up with us." Although Dong Chong was also frightened, he still tried to calm himself down, Dong Chong analyzed: "The enemy has so many cavalry, in the event of heavy snowfall, it will definitely need a lot of forage, and the horse grass within a radius of several miles has been bought by us, the enemy looking for horse grass will definitely know our movements from the villagers, if it is Cao Cao's army, they will definitely not only want our forage, but also our lives." ”

"What then?" Ai Jin, Ma Zhuang and Mo Zhu and others cried wolf for a while, but they were not so frightened that they peed their pants, the news spread, Dong Erjun was suddenly in chaos, and Dong Chong shouted: "Don't be afraid, what are thousands of cavalry afraid of?" The year before last we were in Yongzhou, and last year in Bingzhou, we killed the undefeated army of Jinfan thieves and Xiongnu and Karasuma, and this time they met us, they were unlucky! ”

Dong Chong's bold words made Dong Erjun in the distance calm down a little, but Ai Jin, who was beside Dong Chong, reminded: "Second master, your pants are wet." Dong Chong's face turned red, he covered his pants and observed the terrain, wondering what place could drag the enemy, but there was a wilderness in front and behind, there were no woods to hide, and there was no river to hold, only there was a low dirt mountain in front, and it was easy to be surrounded by the enemy......

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As Dong Chong estimated, Cao Chun, the tiger and leopard cavalry general in charge of the Zhongmu route, traveled day and night all the way, successfully avoiding Dong Zhuojun's exploration of horses, but after Chen Liu, the snow that fell earlier than in previous years created big trouble for the tiger and leopard cavalry, because the heavy snow covered the grass and trees, and the tiger and leopard riders who raided the light cavalry had no forage to feed the horses, so they had to venture to the folk to collect forageFortunately, the soldiers heard about the movements of Dong Erjun, Cao Chun decided to pursue and kill Dong Erjun, first, not to give Dong Erjun a chance to report the news, and secondly, to snatch the forage supply of war horses. Who would have thought that before the tiger and leopard cavalry caught up with Dong Erjun, they were discovered by Dong Chong and others by mistake.

Ten miles away for the tiger and leopard cavalry is not a problem, less than half an hour the tiger and leopard cavalry caught up with Dong Zhuojun's weakest combat effectiveness of the Dong Second Army, can catch up in front of him, Cao Chun can not help but be surprised, three thousand Dong Second Army has been lined up on the avenue, Dong Chongyue horse stands in front of the formation, and Dong Second Army is flying snow and dust behind the formation, faintly murderous rise, Cao Chun is afraid that there will be an ambush behind the formation, dare not slack off, busy the tiger and leopard cavalry array, lost the opportunity to take advantage of the situation to disrupt Dong Second Army.

Dong Chong stepped forward, pointed a steel gun at Cao Chun and shouted: "Who is coming, why did you violate my border?" ”

Cao Chun stepped out and said: "I am Cao Chun, the nephew of Cao Gong, the assassin of Qingzhou, who are you?" ”

"I am Dong Chong, the younger brother of King Kang of the Great Han." Speaking of this, Dong Chong changed his appearance with a hippie smile, and said almost flatteringly: "General Cao is not enjoying happiness in Qingzhou, what is he doing in Yanzhou, which is poor and bad?" It's cold, General Cao should go back to Qingzhou for the winter, and we'll come here again next year to drink together. ”

Cao Chun was furious and shouted: "It's nonsense. With his legs clamped, the war horse rose up, stabbed Dong Chong with a spear, Dong Chong also shouted and greeted him, who knew that Dong Chong drew a steel gun when he was still more than ten zhang away from Cao Chun, and suddenly ran back to the horse, shouting while running, "Brothers, the wind is tight, pull and hoo!" The three thousand Dong Erjun didn't say much, just ran away and rushed directly to the dirt mountain.

Cao Chun was willing to put there, with a wave of the steel spear, three thousand tigers and leopards rode up to cover and kill, every tiger and leopard cavalry warrior was one of the best soldiers in a hundred, and it was naturally more than enough to deal with Dong Erjun, but Dong Erjun was also all cavalry, and he rode a high-quality horse carefully selected from dozens of horse farms in Ma Zhuang's family, and it was natural to escape, plus Dong Erjun was a master of battlefield escape, and when he escaped, he was methodical and not chaotic at all, and he fled from the avenue to Tushan, and the tiger and leopard rode back to the mountain, and the tiger and leopard rode back to the mountain.

"Kill them all and destroy them all." Before chasing to the dirt mountain, Cao Chun found that the ambush just now was all fake, and the flying snow dust was just Dong Chong's order to run back and forth on the snow to sprinkle snowflakes, and saw the tiger and leopard riding to kill, and the people who created the illusion scattered, leaving the grain carts and forage trucks horizontally and vertically, Cao Chun saw that he had been tricked, and he was so angry that he smoked and did not flee for his life, and scolded and commanded the tigers and leopards to ride and attack the mountain, and to wipe out all Dong Erjun.

The tiger and leopard rode forward, together with the impact of the mountain, do not want the mountain arrows like rain, Dong Erjun set up a crossbow and released arrows, specifically to the tiger and leopard riding dense place to release arrows, Ai Jin and Ma Zhuang spent a lot of money to buy the high-grade strong crossbow is huge, to each Dong Erjun soldier is equipped with one, the crossbow is much easier to use than the bow, the tiger and leopard riding is a back attack, for a time it was caught off guard by Dong Erjun, more than a dozen tiger and leopard cavalry soldiers were shot in time, in front of the battle bravely sacrificed, the other tiger and leopard cavalry saw that the situation was not good, hurriedly withdrew the mountain, so as not to capsize in the gutter.

Cao Chun saw that the precious tiger and leopard cavalry had casualties in front of Dong Zhuojun's weakest combat effectiveness Dong Second Army, and he was even more angry, and he wanted to command the attack on the mountain, and the deputy general persuaded: "General, it's getting late, we have been on the road for a day, and the horses and people are very tired, especially the war horses, which have not eaten forage for a day, and the enemies on the left and right have been surrounded by our army, so we might as well rest for a while, let the war horses eat some forage, and then attack the earth mountain." ”

Cao Chun has always been steady, and when he saw that the soldiers were really tired, and the war horses were so hungry that they scattered the grass on the ground when they coaxed the people to escape, he nodded and said: "Okay, the enemy has a lot of food, let the soldiers make a fire to cook, and then attack Tushan after a full meal." ”

Cao Chun's order was handed down, and the tiger and leopard knights were overjoyed, and they let go of their favorite war horses, let the war horses eat the forage scattered all over the ground, and surrounded the earth and mountains, and put on the horse rejection pistols to prevent Dong Erjun from escaping by taking the opportunity. It's a pity that in the hazy dusk, no one paid attention, and there were a lot of small particles like beans mixed in the grass scattered on the ground......

Dong Chong used a telescope to see the tiger and leopard riding a war horse to eat the grass on the ground, and he was so happy to dance with his hands, and laughed at Ai Jin and others: "See, the second master, I am like a god, in less than half an hour, we can swagger down the mountain, the enemy's two legs, can not catch up with our four legs in a lifetime." ”

Ai Jin and the others laughed so much that their stomachs hurt, and they even slapped Dong Chongda's ass, Mo stopped smirking and said, "Second Master, it's fortunate that I insisted on buying those medicinal materials, otherwise we would have been bad today." Dong Chong laughed and praised Mo Stop for a few words, and Mo Stop asked again: "Second Master, what kind of army is under the mountain?" It looks so powerful, I'm afraid it's not much worse than King Kang's iron horse. ”

"I don't know, I just know that it's Cao Cao's kid's subordinates." Dong Chong was telling the truth, if he knew that facing the tiger and leopard rider who was extremely taboo to his eldest brother, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to laugh.

At this time, the leader of the tiger and leopard cavalry took down a few jars of fine wine from the carriage of Dong Erjun, put them in a cauldron and heated them over water, the aroma of wine overflowed, Dong Chong smelled it on the mountain, and couldn't help but scold, "it, Lao Tzu is in a hurry, if we put some sweat medicine in the grain like last time, we can wipe them all out this time!" ”

"yes, we didn't think of that." Ai Jin and Ma Zhuang patted their thighs and regretted it, these two bad boys, like Dong Chong, are always ready to comfort the beauties with a large amount of sweat medicine, and the bad military doctor Mo Zhu has heard of Dong Erjun's previous 'glorious' achievements, and he also regretted it: "Damn, the villain also has a lot of crane top red and arsenic, if you put it on ......"

Mo stopped talking about this, and the two little monkeys climbed on Ai Jin, probably hungry and wanted to beg for peanuts to eat, and saw the two little monkeys, Dong Chong, Ai Jin, Ma Zhuang and Mo Stop laughing at the same time, and the laughter made people chill......

"Quick, send the wine to the general, and add some salt to that pot of broth......." At this time, a few little monkeys ran out of the darkness, and threw something into a few soup pots, and some were thrown on the ground, and the head of the gang was sharp-eyed, waving his hand to chase those little monkeys, who knew that those monkeys were not afraid of people, and bared their teeth at the head of the gang of tigers and leopards, until the gang leader lifted the kitchen knife and ran into the darkness screaming, and a gang leader picked up a bag of things thrown by the monkeys, When he opened it, he saw that it was some white powder, and then tasted salty, so he scolded: "Long-haired brute, running around with salt." He poured the packet of powder into the huge soup pot, and in another part of the room, a few little monkeys came running and threw some small paper packets and small porcelain bottles into the pot......

"Let's eat!" With this long shout, a group of leaders carried the soup pot and rice pot to the tiger and leopard knights who were sticking to their posts, and rewarded the tiger and leopard knights who had worked hard for several days with Dong Erjun's delicacies......

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Six days later, Cao Ren and Xu Yang rushed to the front of the Bishui Pass with great difficulty, and they were greeted by Xu Huang and Xu Rong's troops who were waiting for the battle, as well as more than 2,000 human heads piled in front of the pass, and at the top of the human head pile, was the head of Cao Chun, another general of the tiger and leopard cavalry, and on the Bishui Pass, Dong Erye and Ai Jin, Ma Zhuang and Mo Zhu and others were knocking on Erlang's legs, admiring Cao Ren and Xu Zhen's stunned appearance with binoculars......

At the same time, the soldiers of Cao Chun's troops who escaped with their lives also sent the news of the annihilation of Cao Chun's troops to Cao Cao, who came later.