Chapter 111: The Savage Princess
I said to Princess Shouyang: "Princess, I think Mr. Li seems to be unwell, why don't you let someone send him to the room to rest." ”
Princess Shouyang looked at Li Yu who was squatting on the ground and said, "Li Da Turtle, you can still pretend, hurry back and rest, next time I see you bullying Master Lan again, see if I don't burn you." ”
I laughed in my heart, he was still bullying me, I'm afraid I won't have a chance in the future, my palm, I used all my strength, his internal organs have been injured by me, it's good to be alive, I'm afraid I can't walk normally in this life, but this is an internal injury, it will slowly recur, if he dies now, I won't be charged with murder, even if I use the princess to protect me, I'm afraid the emperor who is known for his kindness can't let me go like this.
Princess Shouyang saw Li Yuhai squatting on the ground, so she said to the two little eunuchs standing not far away, "You guys. Send Li Da Turtle back to rest, and when he is away, Xiao Guizi temporarily acts as the head manager. ”
The little noble son next to him hurriedly knelt down to thank him, looked at Li Yu being helped away by the two eunuchs, and said, "Princess, today is the first time that this official has come to teach the princess, I don't know what the princess wants to learn." ”
Princess Shouyang looked at me and said with a smile, "Master Lan, I want to learn the Analects, will you?" ”
I know that the little girl thinks that I am from a martial arts background, and she must not understand these things, so give me a dismount. But he knew that my body was not a martial artist, and the master had taught him before, so I also wanted to give him a dismount and said, "I will, I'll carry it for you." ”
Then I recited it to him from the first paragraph: "Zi said: "Isn't it pleasant to learn and learn it?" Have friends come from afar, are you happy? People don't know and are not ashamed, aren't they also gentlemen? ”
Youzi said: "He is also filial and easy to offend, and he is rare." Those who are not good at committing crimes and are good at making trouble, there is no such thing. A gentleman is a gentleman, and he is born from the beginning. Filial piety is also the foundation of benevolence. ”
Zi said: "Clever words, fresh and benevolent." ”
Zeng Zi said: My three provinces are my body. Seeking for others and not being faithful? Making friends and not believing them? Are you used to it? ”
As soon as I carried it here, I wanted to continue to carry it back when I heard the little girl shouting: "Master Lan, stop, I don't like these things, can you teach me something else." ”
I looked at the little girl with an embarrassed face and said, "Princess, I am here to teach you, and the emperor didn't say what he wanted me to teach you, I don't know what kind of writing the princess likes, and I will teach you what you like." ”
The little girl thought for a while and said, "Master Lan, you can teach me kung fu." ”
"Princess, learning kung fu is very hard, you can't do it at a young age, so let's learn something else."
"No, I have to learn kung fu, you can find someone who is not bitter to teach me, if you don't teach me, I will go to my father and cry, saying that you bully me, and my father will let them throw you into the river to bathe with the turtle."
When I met such a princess, I had no choice but to say: "That's it, princess, can I teach you the easiest kung fu, but it's not a day or two to learn, you have to take your time." ”
"Okay, what kind of kung fu is that."
"What I'm going to teach you is light skills, I'll show you first." As I spoke, I ran a few steps and jumped over the palace wall, which was more than a foot high.
Princess Shouyang clapped her hands below and shouted, "Okay, I'll learn this, Master Lan, come down and teach me." ”
I jumped off the wall, came to Princess Shouyang and said, "Princess, this is not very fast, it will take a long time." ”
"How long does it take for Master Nalan to learn, how long have you been learning."
"I've been studying for 15 years, but you can learn this slowly, and the method is very simple."
"Okay, Master Nalan told me how to learn."
I'm actually afraid of tired little girl, if you really want to learn kung fu, you can be guilty, it's very simple to learn a light skill, and you can't be tired of her.
"Princess, this is to ask them to sew two small pockets for you, tie one to your leg and wrist, decorate less sand first, and then add sand to it when you get used to it, and then add sand to it, so that you can add it slowly, and when you add five catties of sand, you can walk without being affected."
"It's so simple, then Xiaoli, you go and ask them to sew two pockets for me."
The female official named Xiaoli was just about to leave, but Princess Shouyang stopped her again and said: "Sister Gong, you let them do a few more, I want them to follow the practice, if the practice is completed, I can go to see my father and go over the wall, no need to walk, my father will definitely be startled when he sees it." ”
I was amused by this innocent princess, there are more than a dozen palace maids in this palace, if they all wear this sandbag, it will be inconvenient to work in the future, but there is no way, who dares to say no, here she is the boss.
Princess Shouyang arranged it here, turned back to me and said: "Master Lan, I'll take you to see the palace, you will go wrong in the future, little nobleman, you don't have to watch the door in the future, follow Master Lan, you can tell him if Master Lan doesn't know, if you can't do the errand, I will let Master Lan beat you, just like beating Li Da Tortoise." ”
I laughed in my heart, this princess treats me as a thug, which is also the reason why the princess is innocent and cute.
"Princess, why do you call Mr. Li the big turtle by calling him Li Da Turtle."
"Master Lan, this is what Mr. Li said himself, I asked him what animal he wanted to be, he said that he wanted to be a turtle, and he also said that a turtle can live a long life, so I called him Li Da Turtle."
I smiled and said, "The name princess is very good, I think Mr. Li likes this name very much." ”
The little princess looked back at me and said, "Why does Master Lan also think this name is good, or I will also call you Landa Turtle." ”
I hurriedly said: "Forget it, princess, let's use it by Mr. Li himself, I use it too much, I'm afraid it will be mixed." ”
"Alright then, I'll give you a name too, Master Lan, what animal do you like."
I looked at this cute little princess helplessly and said, "Princess, I like tigers, you can't call me Landa Tiger." ”
The little princess clapped her hands and said, "Okay, I'll call you Lan Laohu, but you are not as big as the tiger or don't call you a big tiger, Lan Laohu, if I lock you up with the tiger, you are powerful or the tiger is powerful." ”
I was afraid that this unruly little princess really wanted me to fight with the tiger, so I quickly diverted the topic and said: "Princess, of course I am not as good as the tiger, or don't fight, we still have classes, are you ready for paper, ink, pen and ink?" ”
"Lan Laohu is not allowed to cheat, didn't you say that you want to teach me light skills, do you want paper, ink, pen and inkstone. I'm the one who annoys me the most. ”
"This, princess, why do you have to pretend, if the emperor comes suddenly, if you look at us doing that, will you be angry, it doesn't matter if the emperor is angry, he may transfer me away, then who will teach you light skills in the future, so, you still have to read or write books, pretend?"
The little princess pursed her mouth and said, "Then let's make a show, can I let Xiao Guizi or Sister Xiaoli write it to me." ”
I couldn't help laughing and said, "Princess, in fact, writing is very simple, have you learned it before, how about we write the simplest family name." ”
The princess snorted and said, "Lan Laohu, you underestimate me, I even started to read the Analects, I just don't like it, that's why I let you come, and several of my teachers have been sent away by me." ”
"Okay princess, you can write whatever you want, but you have to write every day, so that the emperor will be happy when he comes, and he won't let me go, so that we can continue to learn light skills."
After appeasing the little princess, I followed her to the main hall, where there were several rooms, all of which were cut, and there was a separate study, in the study, the palace maid prepared pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.
"Write whatever you want, princess, I'll wait for you outside and watch them make sandbags."
I didn't care if the princess agreed or disagreed, so I went out of the hall and went to chat with the little nobleman.