Chapter 103: Two Women in One Play
Chen Xiangfang is a straightforward personality and a bit of a silly eldest sister's temper, and she was coaxed by Li Guolou for a while and fierce for a while, and she lost her soul a little. Sticking to Li Guolou's side, stroking his cheeks, telling the pain of lovesickness. The inner struggle also told him, and he hated to break off with Li Guolou on the way.
Although Li Guolou was dressed, he could only sit on the edge of the boat and listen to Chen Xiangfang's endless chatter. On the other side, there was also a sticky Xie Xiuzhu, and the bird was leaning on his shoulder in the form of a human.
The taste of talking about two girlfriends at a time is really weird, and it is not comfortable, and I listened to Chen Xiangfang sideways, and Xie Xiuzhu on the other side has begun to make trouble.
Li Guolou couldn't bear it anymore and said, "I want to eat, Xiaofang begs you not to talk about it anymore, I'm starving to death." Go out and get me serious, don't let people see jokes. β
Chen Xiangfang said angrily: "You are so angry that your stomach hurts, where can you eat." β
Li Guolou took good care of it, and hurriedly rubbed Chen Xiangfang's stomach, clockwise and counterclockwise, for a while, and said, "How is Xiaofang better?" Is the gas gone? β
Xie Xiuzhu said dissatisfiedly: "Sister Xiaofang, Xiaolou is a serious patient, and it won't be good if you're hungry." β
Chen Xiangfang finally gave up, waved her hand and said: "Go to dinner, don't put your hands indiscriminately, it's greasy to death." β
Xie Xiuzhu hurriedly said: "It's Sister Xiaofang, I will listen to you in the future, and you will instruct me as a chef here, and I will have good luck." "Slander in my heart, you're not the same, I'm greasy, you're obscene.
Chen Xiangfang glanced at it and said: "Well, seeing that you are still quite honest so far, I will not count this account first, but I have to calculate the interest, Xiaolou knows my temper, you can listen to it." β
What temper? That is, there must be a meeting gift, no matter how good the relationship is, it must be carefully cared for, Li Guolou served Chen Xiangfang's family properly.
Li Guolou stood up and said with a long sigh of relief: "It's really not a good thing to have more women, serving one needs the other, my life is over, and I will never be free again." β
Xie Xiuzhu sneered and said: "You think it's a good thing to have Yanfu, you are working hard, and you can afford to send you." β
Chen Xiangfang gritted her teeth and said: "Xiaolou, I still live in a small room, you have to solve it as soon as possible, I will be tired from running in the store at home every day." β
Li Guolou thought to himself: Then you still came here, and the stomach ache is also caused by yourself. Deserve! The proprietress lives in the store in order to do business, but you still want to enjoy life, don't you toss his money?
Hurriedly said: "Then you and Lingling still live in the Anhui Township Hall first, you invite a sister-in-law, you take care of the children, my brother and sister are here during the Spring Festival, and the family is lively." β
That's what Chen Xiangfang thought in her heart, and she also went to see the room of the fellow villagers' hall, and the luxurious house furnishings had made her feel relaxed, and she didn't want to live a life under the fence.
Xie Xiuzhu smiled and said, "I have another good idea, Sister Xiaofang, let's talk when we eat." β
Li Guolou walked behind the two women, watching them start talking and chatting, knowing that his nightmare was about to begin. The two women joined forces to deal with him, and the soft and hard kung fu worked together, and that was not to eat his bones. The two of them must not be too close, nor can they be noisy, it is best to keep a certain distance, Li Guolou calculated Chen Xiangfang and Xie Xiuzhu in his heart. The struggle with the two of them was long, arduous, complicated, with ups and downs, and he could not see any hope of winning.
During the meal, Li Guolou listened to Chen Xiangfang and Xie Xiuzhu talking, and they didn't look at him at the dinner table, and kept gossiping, so that the servants on the side could see the two hostesses living in harmony.
The dishes are mainly light, Li Guolou habitually only eats a few dishes in front of him, and Chen Xiangfang silently changed the dishes on the table to Li Guolou.
Xie Xiuzhu couldn't understand it, and asked, "Sister Xiaofang, why is this?" β
Chen Xiangfang said: "Xiaolou has developed a habit since he was a child, and his mother will beat him when he stretches his hands, so he is used to eating a few dishes under his nose. β
Xie Xiuzhu glanced at her and said, "Oh, I know, I'm going to buy a turntable." He said, "Sister Xiaofang, the dishes made by Mother Xie are okay." β
Chen Xiangfang nodded and said: "Well, it tastes pretty good, like the taste of southerners, and the people of Jingshi eat a little coarse, and they like large plates." β
Xie Xiuzhu said: "Then you give some valuable advice." β
Mother Xie stood aside with a smile around the chef's special rice pocket.
Chen Xiangfang glanced at Mama Xie and said, "Mama Xie is doing a good job, there is no need to mention it, the family just eats a little bit and talks about it, as long as there is meat and vegetarian." Opening a store is exquisite, but also to burn out the taste that can't be eaten at home, and you won't like the taste of the restaurant every day. Change the flavor to keep it fresh, Xiaolou, do you say yes? β
Li Guolou had rice in his mouth, made a "hmm" sound, and looked at Chen Xiangfang with white eyes, and he couldn't say obscene words at the dinner table. This kind of half-light and half-dark code words, how can the old Jianghu Xie Ma not know that he is the master in the house, and he wants the servants to see his majesty.
Xie Xiuzhu looked at Li Guolou with expectant eyes and said, "Xiaolou, can I go to Baozhi's room for dinner during the Spring Festival?" β
What does this mean, to meet his family, the hidden conspiracy is definitely not a meal. Li Guolou frowned, stunned and didn't know how to answer.
Seeing Li Guolou's embarrassed appearance, Xie Xiuzhu showed no mercy and continued: "Or, let your family live in my house first and cultivate your feelings." β
Li Guolou stubble, rice squirted out of his nose, squatted on the ground, and said urgently: "Water!" β
A cup of tea was handed to Li Guolou, and Xie Xiuzhu was extremely dissatisfied: "Look at your monkey anxiousness, you still say that you are a detective!" Can't the family handle it? β
Li Guolou relieved himself, sat down and said, "Second grandma, let me think about it, okay?" I'm a man, not a god, so I have to use my brains. He couldn't eat anymore, and it felt like it was bitter in his mouth.
Xie Xiuzhu took a bowl of fish soup and pouted, "Drink it to replenish your body." β
Chen Xiangfang was not to be outdone, carried a cabbage, put it on the plate in front of Li Guolou, and said, "This is nutritious, you have to eat more." β
Li Guolou smiled bitterly: "I'm full." "Eat when you're full!" Chen Xiangfang and Xie Xiuzhu said in unison.
Xie Xiuzhu didn't say anything about Li Guolou, so she began to bewitch Chen Xiangfang, inviting Chen Xiangfang's mother and daughter to live in her house, complaining that she was lonely and lonely with no children at home alone, and she liked to play with children.
Li Guolou lowered his head and drank the soup, not daring to say that he disagreed, and let the two women toss. The ending was as he expected, Xie Xiuzhu, who was smart and eloquent, got what she wanted, and the two women had joined hands to call her sister.
Seeing that Mother Xie was standing next to her with a smile, and he became a foil at the dinner table, Li Guolou couldn't help but say: "
I'm full, you eat slowly, I'll go back to my room to rest. β
Chen Xiangfang glanced at it and said: "Xiaolou, you wait a while, how can you live in a servant's room with an identity like yours, it's too inappropriate, or live in the master's room, anyway, you don't believe in ghosts and gods." After speaking, he used a trick to dain, and his eyes were full of spring, and it seemed that he was addicted to it just now.
Li Guolou bowed his head and was silent, the servant's small bed was asleep, he was sore all over, and he didn't want to live in this kind of small room in his heart.
Xie Xiuzhu has also slept with a sore back and uncomfortable back in the past two days, and when she saw that Li Guolou didn't speak, she hurriedly glanced at Xie Ma and said, "Xie Mom, you go and clean up the room and help Xiaolou's things move over, and what Sister Xiaofang says in the future, you just do it directly, don't listen to me again." You know? β
Mother Xie lowered her head and smiled, and said, "I know, second grandma, I'll clean up." After saying that, he bowed and left.
The atmosphere in the room was weird, and all three of them bowed their heads and were silent, what would happen next? Who's going to puncture this layer of window paper?
Xie Xiuzhu said with concern: "Sister Xiaofang, you have to rest well for stomach pain, don't go back today, I'll let Xiao Qizi come to your house to inform you, okay?" I still have a lot to say to you. β
Chen Xiangfang blushed, her head hung lower, and she didn't make a sound.
Xie Xiuzhu knew this, and raised her voice: "Little Seventh SonΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"
Li Guolou pretended to be confused, and said in his heart: Anyway, he is a patient, nothing will happen? At most, it's just a bit of a fight, and he's already addicted to playing.
In the south study, Li Guolou looked at the article written by Xie Xiuzhu, Juanxiu's font, and there was not a single stain on the small letter. Li Guolou glanced at it and sighed: "Second grandma, your writing is better than mine, you write the stories I tell in Chinese, I don't have this ability." β
Xie Xiuzhu smiled stupidly and said: "Xiaolou, if you have this ability, you don't have to spend so much money to buy an official, you would have already sat in court to try the case, why don't you use the northwest wind blowing every day to toss outside." β
Li Guolou defended: "Telling the story vividly is also a real skill, don't believe you ask Xiaofang, Lingling likes me to tell stories the most." β
Xie Xiuzhu didn't cut it and said: "The beggar who sings the lotus flower at the door of my house can also attract children, this kind of ability is not elegant, can he be an official?" β
Li Guolou said forcefully: "After I celebrate the New Year, Master Bao will be promoted to my official, captain!" Chongwenmen deputy envoy position. β
Xie Xiuzhu covered her mouth and said with a coquettish smile: "Xiaolou, you are embarrassed to say that at the level of the last entry, an ant in the Beijing Division is also bigger than you." β
Chen Xiangfang said suspiciously: "Second grandmother won't, the captain in the criminal department has a lot of oil and water." β
Xie Xiuzhu snorted coldly: "Sister Xiaofang, you listen to Xiaolou's nonsense, how much oil and water does the captain have?" Two or three hundred taels is at most, not enough for me to buy clothes to wear. β
Chen Xiangfang said angrily: "Okay, Xiaolou, you lied to me again, did you ask the family for money again?" β
Li Guolou raised his voice and said: "You guys underestimate me, in addition to the money to buy a house, I ask my family for it, and I earn all the usual expenses, and my current strength is comparable to that of the seven-grade prefect, and 100,000 snowflakes of silver will not take three years." β
Xie Xiuzhu hooked Li Guolou's arm and said coquettishly: "Xiaolou, you just toss around, and you have to tell two stories, which are very long." β
Li Guolou looked suspicious and asked, "Just talk about it here?" β
Chen Xiangfang pulled up Li Guolou and said, "Don't pretend, the patient has to tell a story in bed." β
The three figures glued together and walked towards the bedroomΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·