Chapter 34: I have OCD
Two strange things happened in Qinglong Academy on this day, one was that in the liberal arts test in the eleventh area, all the students in one of the examination rooms achieved strange excellent results, which was unimaginable in the previous years' tests.
Although the questions in the liberal arts test are not difficult, it is not easy to get excellent, and the amount of knowledge, innovative ideas and serious attitude are indispensable. Now that there are so many excellent ones all at once, and they are all in the eleventh area, people can't help but doubt the authenticity of this rating.
So some teachers with ulterior motives proposed to start a review of the papers.
It doesn't matter if you don't check it, after checking it, you found that most of these papers have a fatal flaw, that is, almost all the answers are extremely similar. This is not plagiarism, and obviously no one can believe it.
In the follow-up investigation, the teachers of Qinglong Academy gradually discovered the culprit who caused all this, a female teacher who got lost on the day of the exam - Shangguan Yue.
As a leader in the teaching team, the quality of teaching and scientific research ability are at the top level of genius teachers, but in private is a fool who never knows the way, and the fork in the road depends on throwing dice......
Under the stimulus of this shameful gap, it has greatly stimulated the teaching enthusiasm of many teachers, making the average teaching level of Yanfu Campus improve by leaps and bounds in the next year, which is another story......
So, as a result of the current review, a secret retest was conducted on the students in this class, and as expected, the average score dropped by three or forty points.
This was supposed to be the end of the matter, but it caused a lot of turmoil because a student did not take the exam.
Originally, there was nothing to blame, the student originally relied on his own ability to write the paper, not to mention copying the ordinary child, that is, the ordinary child to copy his paper, can understand half of the content, can recognize half of the number of words, can be regarded as stepping into the ranks of the little genius of liberal arts!
It's just that everyone doesn't know that there is such a thing, and at the same time, under the cover of the very personal intentions of an unscrupulous old teacher, there is no way to understand the whole story, but this does not prevent them from speculating on this matter and passing it on by word of mouth, so countless versions of the academy anecdotes have been newly released......
The first generation version is the student who didn't take the exam, and his real identity turned out to be the brother-in-law of Li Cunyuan, the first person on the list, and the brother of the Yunyang teacher on the main campus, and the invigilator of the day had to be respectful to him, so he didn't use it to take the second exam at all, and it was still an excellent grade.
This is still a version that is relatively close to the truth, although after Mo Fan learned about it, he already made him want to jump and beat people!
There is an even more bizarre saying that the person who doesn't have to take the exam is the illegitimate cousin of the current emperor who doesn't know any relatives, and he is still the cousin of the little prince of the empire in name, and he helped him pee when he was a child......
It is said that in his first exam, he handed in the blank paper in less than 20 minutes, and the invigilator asked him, he was even more dragged than the teacher, and he wanted to go to the emperor to complain, so frightened that the teacher chased him out and apologized to him!
Anyone with a little brain can think that this is pure nonsense with open eyes. How old is Mo Fan this year, and he is not as old as the little prince, can he help each other pee when he is two years old?
The most terrifying version is that the protagonist of this story is a perverted buttocks maniac, as long as the female student appears in front of him with his back, no matter who he is, he will be attacked one by one, and after being hit on the buttocks, the black handprints on the body will not disperse for five days and five nights... Instead, it will gradually spread throughout the body over time, and there are still countless female students crying in the middle of the night......
What's more, it is said that this person is on the Tianshan Mountain, a kind of aphrodisiac thing called the moon night flower, and came to the world to absorb enough yin qi to return to the old nest to cross the catastrophe, and after success, it can evolve into an acacia flower, as long as the female human is close to him within ten meters, it will be controlled by it, and become a slave who cannot be transcended in eternal life.
This is the second strange thing in the academy - the legend of the ink-robed man.
Many legends are true and false, most of them are nonsense, but there are people who like to do good things, and they like to do processing, leading them to a more absurd road, and the more widely spread.
These are not half of Mo Fan's business now, and when he found out that the situation was wrong, it was three days later, that was when he suddenly found that the first reaction of many girls when they saw him was to cover their buttocks with their hands, staring at him with fear, and walking away around him sideways like crabs......
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"I walked down the country road and plucked the flower and tasted it. ”
Humming an unknown weird ballad on his lips, walking in the Falling Moon Basin with different scenery, Mo Fan's heart was full of joy after the catastrophe.
Sure enough, there are many people in the world, and there are all kinds of birds!
I've only seen it in books before, where did I think that today I really met an old teacher who is as good as Long Yang, fortunately, his two little legs are fast, otherwise at this time, I may not know where to be taken to study advanced knowledge......
Putting these strange thoughts behind him, Mo Fan walked all the way to the Falling Moon Village where he had first arrived, where his carriage and three little maids were still waiting for him.
Although the scoring process of Qinglong Academy is famous in the mainland, after all, the base number is there, and the fastest results will probably be tomorrow morning, so this first night, he still has to find a better inn to rest.
Thinking of tomorrow's division and class assignment and many other troublesome matters, Mo Fan had a big head for a while, and he just wanted to enter the Dou Qi Department as soon as possible and concentrate on cultivating his Pure Yuan Dou Qi.
During this year, he put more energy into cultivating Dou Qi, and together with the Third Young Master, he started cultivating from a body refiner who did not enter the country, and only stole some free time to improve his spiritual power cultivation in the middle of the night, and at the same time carried out persistent decomposition and refining of the purple fire, thanks to the latter's blessing, Mo Fan's Lingtai World was much better than the broken face he saw when he first saw it, and the boundless sword qi in the sky had also become a lot more illusory, no longer wantonly crisscrossing the ocean as before, cutting out pieces of broken space.
However, when he entered the Blue Dragon Academy this time, most of the time he could only use his superficial fighting spirit to cultivate. After all, the strange strength of the body that is different from ordinary people and the cultivation in the middle stage of the foundation building realm, if it is seen by someone with a heart, I am afraid that it will guess a lot of things.
Therefore, his immediate priority is to improve his fighting spirit cultivation and strength on the bright side.
On the continent, the attributes of Dou Qi are the same as magic, which are basically divided into the ten major elemental systems and the three major chaos systems, and the ten major elemental systems refer to the five basic elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, and the five advanced elements such as light, darkness, thunder, wind, and ice.
The three chaotic systems refer to space-time, order, and pure element. People with the qualifications of cultivating Dou Qi and magic are all people who can awaken at least one basic elemental attribute, and the proportion of such people on the continent is not low, basically reaching four-fifths of the total population, which is full of the meaning of martial arts prosperity.
Among all those who had the qualifications to cultivate Dou Qi and magic, at least seventy percent of them had awakened the five basic elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, and among the rest, 99.9 percent had the five advanced elements.
As for the three most mysterious chaos systems, it can be said that it can be said that there is a chance of one in a hundred thousand to awaken one, and those with such attributes are all lucky people in the world!
Among the three chaotic attributes, the space-time attribute represents the seal, the order attribute represents control, and the pure element attribute represents power.
People with these three attributes may have their own advantages and disadvantages when fighting each other, but when facing other attributes of fighting spirit or magic, they will only have an overwhelming advantage, and there is no disadvantage at all...!
His heart was full of the lofty ideal of cultivating his pure Yuan Dou Qi to the extreme, Mo Fan's eyes looked at the mountains and rivers, feasted on the natural victories, and the Dou Qi in the meridians of his body rumbled and flowed, running one Zhou Tian cycle after another, and the pores of his whole body relaxed, absorbing the purest fighting energy and spiritual power in the world to the greatest extent.
Within the dantian, the Yin and Yang Fish Plate moves slowly, extracting and filtering the air flow inhaled into the body, transforming it into a true element that is more suitable for physical absorption, and running into every body with blood circulation.
The feeling of fullness gradually emerged in his heart, making the young man smile at the corner of his mouth, and under the sun, there was an indescribable confidence and charm.
The boy looked at the first-class strange scenery in front of him, and with a vast heart, he whispered:
"I look at the wind and rain, I look at the rivers and mountains, and I often feel that outside the wind and rain, there are those who have no choice but to move, and there are also places that do not move my heart...!"
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"Hey, isn't this our five-star genius, what are you thinking here, so attentive? What is the content of the class?"
"Hahaha, Master Gat, don't laugh at him anymore, he also calls class, it's just nonsense, if my sow can read a book, I'm afraid it's better than him!"
Two laughing voices full of contempt came from the corner of the peach blossom forest, and the young man was forced to give up the idea of exploring the feelings in his heart. The smile on the corner of his mouth remained unchanged, Mo Fan turned his head and glanced at the two in front of him lightly.
One is a half-grown boy with strange red hair, who seems to have seen a familiar appearance somewhere, and the other has no memory, but if you talk about the first impression, the delicate face of the other party can be regarded as handsome.
It's just that this handsomeness is estimated to not last long......
Looking at the red-haired Gart and the other boy, Mo Fan stopped, stood in place, and said lightly:
"Self-esteem and short-sightedness are the two greatest horrors of the eye, and you today have committed both of them..."
The young man's clear voice sounded loudly in the peach blossom forest, making the original two laughing expressions suddenly freeze!
"But like you, I'm sick. My disease is called pretending to be obsessive-compulsive, which means that when I meet someone like you, I can't beat me up......"
The young man looked at the two, spread his hands and smiled, and said, "What's the matter, come one by one or two together?"
Under this kind of naked provocation, the red-haired boy's face was as gloomy as the bottom of a pot for the first time.