Chapter 782: The Fang Family's Family Culture
When Fang Jun came up with such a thing, many people said that he was nonsense, idle and had nothing to do, tinkering with some strange tricks and tricks, and losing his mind. And since the rebellion in Lishan, this thing has never been taken out by Fang Jun, and it has gradually been forgotten.
But he never thought that now Fang Jun took it out, and immediately unexpectedly became an artifact on the battlefield to seize the opportunity!
This thing flies high in the sky, and the enemy layout of the mountains and rivers within a hundred miles is under control, and the enemy plane is expected to be the first, which greatly increases the probability of victory!
Who would dare to say that Fang Jun's plaything is demoralized?
From now on, this thing will be inseparable from the battlefield! It is not an exaggeration to say that it changed the course of the war. Fighting a hundred victories is not as good as this thing that Fang Jun made up with "plaything"!
"Hehe" Fang Jun laughed twice, looked at the busy craftsman, and asked with a smile: "Have you ever been in the inspection test flight?" Ugly words ahead, there are soldiers under the command of Ben Hou all around, Ben Hou asked you to come to give me a face, if you fly halfway into the sea and fall into the sea, then you will be the one who will lose me! I'm embarrassed, don't think about it one by one! ”
Liu Laoshi, the chief carpenter of the Fang family, also followed, and said with a smile while working neatly with his hands and feet: "That's!" How can you lose the people of the Hou Ye? If this hot air balloon falls down halfway, you don't need to speak, the old man will lead these useless cowards to swim back by themselves......"
A craftsman next to him quipped: "It's too far, I guess I can't swim." Why don't you tie a rope and throw us into the sea and drag us away by boat? ”
Fang Jun laughed and said, "Think beautifully! At that time, Ben Hou will find an uninhabited island near here and throw you up, so that you should not cry every day, cry and wait to be with the wild monkeys! ”
Liu Laoshi's face smiled like a chrysanthemum: "That's not possible, if you leave Wu Lao Er here, their Wu Second Aunt will have to find you." ”
Fang Jun raised his eyebrows: "What's so difficult about that?" With the good looks of Second Aunt Wu, there are many people who are worried about her, maybe Second Uncle Wu will be thrown here today, and the news will be transmitted back to Lishan, and Second Aunt Wu will be ready to pass through the door......"
"Haha"
"What Master Hou said is, maybe the second aunt is in that wild man's bed now......"
"Oh, in this way, if you stay in Zhuangzi, wouldn't you also have a chance?"
Wu Lao Er was laughed at so much that his face was red, he didn't dare to fight with Fang Jun, but he was not afraid of others, kicked the man who had just spoken to the ground, and scolded: "He Er Mazi, you don't look at your own virtue!" If Lao Tzu can't go back, the ladies in the family will naturally remarry with her, but if she finds such an ugly monster as you, Lao Tzu can crawl out of the coffin and strangle you when he dies! ”
The craftsmen burst into laughter.
Fang Jun squatted next to him and watched with a smile, interjecting from time to time to joke about whom, and from time to time directing which craftsman to operate incorrectly and correcting it, if the craftsman did not understand Fang Jun's instructions at the first time, he would often be kicked by Fang Jun and scolded twice. But his craftsman was not afraid, he just smiled innocently, and asked the Hou Ye to instruct again......
Kong Yingda was a little dumbfounded, is this still the etiquette that a dignified marquis and the emperor's son-in-law should have? Talking and laughing with a group of lowly craftsmen, and making some dirty jokes, where do you put the benefits?
The old man finally couldn't help it, glared at Fang Jun and said angrily: "It's just unseemly!" How can the master of the house and the slave be so disrespectful of etiquette, regardless of superiority or inferiority, it is simply nonsense! ”
The craftsmen who were talking and laughing instantly quieted down, lowered their heads, and worked silently, but the expressions on their faces were all disapproving. However, they are all Guanzhong men, so they naturally know Kong Yingda's name, so no one dares to refute it.
With a smile on his face, Fang Jun straightened his waist, pointed to this group of craftsmen and said, "In my family, the so-called masters and slaves are actually just different in the division of labor. My family has a family law, and everyone follows it, and even I always follow it. If any of them make a mistake, it is not based on my preference, but there is a family law to determine how to punish it. So they know what their duty is, what they should do and what they shouldn't do, and they know that as long as they don't make mistakes, even if they anger me, they won't slaughter them like cattle and sheep. If they really committed a capital crime, it would not have harmed their families, and they died willingly. You think that there is no decency and no rules in this way, but I dare to say that if the Fang family declines and is dilapidated one day, these domestic servants will stay in the Fang family loyally, and will not be like other people's families. And as long as these domestic servants are there, one generation, two generations, or three generations, the Fang family will be able to stand up again after all! ”
"That's right! The human heart is flesh and blood, the head of the family treats us like family, and we naturally treat the head of the family as our parents! ”
"The people of our Fang family, whether they are masters or slaves, do not abandon or give up!"
Liu Laoshi raised his face, and his wrinkled face was filled with pride: "We were born as slaves of the Fang family, and we are also ghosts of the Fang family when we die!" Even if the Fang family is dilapidated one day, even if the people of the Fang family die, I will guard the ancestral tomb of the Fang family for generations and be the grave keeper of the Fang family! ”
That's right...... The original full of emotion and momentum was gone, so angry that the Fang family flew up and kicked Liu Laoshi, and scolded: "Are you old and confused?" Dare to curse Ben Hou to death, believe it or not, Ben Hou will throw you into the sea to feed the fish first? ”
Liu honestly knew that he had said the wrong thing, so embarrassed that his old face turned red, he rubbed his kicked buttocks, drooped his head and didn't speak, and worked......
Kong Yingda was really surprised!
Shouldn't the great families be humble and observe etiquette?
Isn't it just life and death for the slaves in the house?
Why did Fang Jun make the family so that there was no etiquette at all, and these slaves were even more desperate?
This simply subverted Kong Yingda's cognition.
Fang Jun came to Kong Yingda's side, smiled, and said: "This is the family culture of our Fang family - don't abandon, don't give up!" Even if he is just a slave, but he also has the imprint of the Fang family, that is the person of the Fang family! ”
Kong Yingda doesn't know what to say, isn't this messing up?
Su Dingfang was reckless in his early years, and he had a natural resistance to the family family, and now he is quite amazed when he sees the Fang family so harmonious.
Lean slightly, and the hot air balloon is assembled.
The hot air balloons have been improved several times with thinner and harder fabrics as spheres, the stoves in bamboo baskets are lighter, the coal is more flammable, and the reciprocating bellows are smaller and sealed to make the wind stronger. The stove lit for a moment, and the huge sphere swelled.
Most of the surrounding sailors and soldiers came out of Guanzhong, and naturally knew what Fang Jun's hot air balloon was, so he was not surprised, but he was just strange that this was a war, why did the chief manager start to play out of tune again?
Only the guide's jaw almost fell to the ground......
Fang Jun ordered a scout to board the bamboo basket and hang the monocular in his hand around his neck, although that guy knew what a hot air balloon was, but he had never sat on it! Immediately, he stepped into the bamboo basket with a generous and heroic look of calmness and righteousness...... This product is estimated to not be able to write, if it is literate, it is necessary to leave a suicide note in advance.
Wu Lao Er looked at the scout and smiled: "Melon cowardice!" This thing has sat on our subordinates ten times, it's safe, don't worry! ”
That was to say, but as the balloon got higher and higher, the scout's heart, which had just been relieved, was lifted again......
Fang Jun looked at the scout's face that was getting higher and higher but getting paler and paler, and secretly exclaimed in his heart, he should first test that the scouts under his hand have no fear of heights, in case he ascends to the sky but is stunned, it will be a big joke.
Thankfully, the scout got through the initial tension and quickly got used to it.
As the height rises, the world in front of me seems to be changing every moment. When the hot air balloon rises to the limit of about 30 zhang, the eyes are open!
The vast sea is like a piece of natural jade straight to the sky, and the small islands are dotted with creeping at their feet, looking at the sky, the world is close in front of you!
When he took the telescope and looked to the west, he clearly saw a fleet of pirates gathered in the harbor on the other side of a gentle island, and immediately shook the red flag in his hand desperately, indicating the direction and the number of enemies.