Chapter 94: Potatoes
Wang Erzhi chuckled and said, "You are the county master who has no hair?" The two thieves next to him laughed, and Han Laohu scolded with his eyes: "You two bastards have a kind of say it again?" With one hand pressing the horizontal knife, it looks like you will hack you to death once you say it.
Su Bai glanced at him angrily, and he was going to say it again? Haven't you heard it before? However, Su Bai was not angry, just as he was praising himself for being a little fresh meat. Su Bai smiled: "Yes, I am the county master who has no hair, do you have any advice?" Several people were stunned at the same time, staring at Su Bai in disbelief, they didn't expect Su Bai to insult himself like this.
Su Bai smiled: "I came to see you just to know what a bandit looks like, but I have never seen a living bandit." Just like the nobles of the palace who have never seen a beast and will go and catch two beasts and come back to watch, now you are the beast I caught. Who have you ever met who cares about the thoughts of beasts? Su Bai was still smiling, obviously a nine-year-old child, but there was no trace of innocence in his smile, but he was extremely cold.
Wang Erzhi suddenly felt that he had lost unjustly, and he didn't even know who his opponent was, so he dared to rob them of their silver. If Su Bai heard this sentence, he was afraid that he would die of laughter, and he obviously didn't do anything, so a group of stupid thieves came to give credit, but after losing, he said, it's not that I'm weak, it's that the opponent is too strong.
Su Bai smiled: "Now in your group of thieves, only the three of you are alive, do you have any ideas?" Wang Erzhi snorted coldly and said: "It's just bad luck, if you want to kill it, you have to listen to it", Su Bai smiled and said: "No, the fold has been handed over, and someone will come to accept the three of you at that time, as for your partner's body, you still need to confirm the body in the imperial court, rest assured, it's winter, they won't rot too quickly."
"What the are you talking about!" A thief rushed over violently, stretched out his hand and grabbed Su Bai through the fence, of course he couldn't catch anything, Su Bai sat at a safe enough distance. As soon as Han Laohu twitched the scabbard, he heard a click, and the bandit's outstretched hand was interrupted by Han Laohu. The bandit screamed and wailed in his cell, folded his arms. Su Bai chuckled and said, "Don't do these meaningless activities, what good can it do you?" The bandit roared, "You have killed so many of our brothers, even if I am a ghost, I will not let you go!" ”。
Su Bai laughed, this is similar to what was played in the TV series, but it is still a little worse, at this time, he should take a sip, and then scold a dog official! That's what it sounds like! Ay? They are all so miserable, why don't you have any sympathy for them?
Su Bai quickly decided that he didn't want to find a problem, he had so many things day by day, where did he have time to think about this! Su Bai smiled and asked, "You have been a bandit for so many years, don't you have any treasures or anything like that?" Anyway, now that I've been caught, it's better to hand over the treasure and give you a decent death." Wang Erzhi sneered: "There is a treasure and I still need to come and rob you!" Bah! Dog officer! ”。
Now Su Bai is much more comfortable, and such lines can be considered complete. Han Laohu said: "My lord, these bandits are so poor, didn't you see what they robbed last night, that is, firewood knives, kitchen knives, wooden sticks, they dare to come to the county to rob with these things, it can only be said that they are poor and have only guts." The only decent weapon is this knife."
Saying that, he untied a knife from his waist, it was Wang Erzhi's saber, Su Bai took it and saw that it was a scimitar, which didn't look like a Huaxia weapon, and asked with interest: "Wang Erzhi, who did you snatch this?" ”。 Wang Erzhi snorted coldly and turned his head away, obviously disdainful of answering the question. Su Bai didn't care, he looked at the three of them with a smile, and suddenly a thought flashed through his mind.
Foreign knives? Foreigner? Can you say that your own potatoes are in the hands of the thieves? As for where the bandits were found, it's simple, it's just to rob foreigners to grab it, which foreigner to rob? This is known only to Wang Erzhi.
Su Bai thought about it, this plan is okay, there are no loopholes, the only loophole may be Wang Erzhi and the three of them, but will they be a problem?
Su Bai stood up and said, "Tiger, I'll leave it to you, I want to know the roadmap of their lair, I don't care what method you use!" Han Laohu shook his fingers with a cruel smile and said, "Don't worry, my lord, two hours, if they don't say it in two hours, I, Han Laohu, will come to see you!" Su Bai smiled, turned around and walked out, and as soon as he walked out of the cell, he heard the wail inside!
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Su Bai is a busy person, of course, he will not stop because of a few bandits, after Wang Chao and Wang Lang chose the venue for Li Laoshi, they drove back in the carriage, Su Bai called Wang Xiaobao and Wang Fatzi to the construction site to see how the cement road was repaired in the past two days. Wang Fatzi's legs were weak, his fat face was pale, and he was pushed up by his family's nursing home when he got into the carriage, Su Bai said speechlessly: "Why are you scared like this, I didn't use you to kill the enemy yesterday."
As soon as Wang Fatzi heard that he had killed the enemy, he pushed the curtain and vomited, and Su Bai, who was watching it, was about to vomit, Wang Xiaobao hurriedly patted the fat man on the back, and it took a while for the fat man to recover, and turned back and said, "Guess what I saw this morning?" Su Bai shook his head, he was not an immortal, how could he know everything.
"Intestines" Wang Fat Man said weakly, Su Bai didn't hear clearly, and asked again: "What?" ”
"Intestines!" Only then did Wang Fatzi almost shout, and then he pulled the curtain and vomited, Wang Xiaobao continued to comfort, and after Wang Fatzi recovered, he said: "But I'm scared to death, the nursing home was not cleaned up yesterday, don't you know, I was scared last night and didn't sleep all night!" No, I can't live in that yard, I'm afraid that there will be ghosts coming to ask for my life at night! ”。
Su Bai said with a smile: "You are the largest house in our county, if you can't live, you won't live?" Wang Fatzi rubbed his chest and said, "I've sent you, I don't dare to live in that house!" Su Bai waved his hand and said, "If you don't live, don't you live, you are so rich, why don't you just buy one?" Wang Fatzi shook his head and said: "No, I have to move into the county government at night, and I will share a room with Xiaobao, and I can feel a little safe living with you."
Su Bai would not refuse this little thing at all, Wang Xiaobao had no opinion, and several people had already come to the construction site while speaking, the road had been repaired for a long time, and the ground on both sides had been corrected very flat, and now the firewood and masonry were piled up on it, and it seemed that they were ready to build a house.
The people all know Su Bai's carriage, and they salute after seeing the carriage, they are now very affectionate to Su Bai, who doesn't like a good boss? Su Bai came down to greet the people cordially, reached out to hold an old man's hand and asked with concern: "Have you eaten?"
The corners of Wang Xiaobao's eyes twitched at the same time, feeling a little ashamed, as if he pretended not to know him, please big brother, you are an official! Official!
The old man who was holding his hand was obviously not used to this way, he stammered and couldn't speak, Su Bai didn't have any difficulty, let go of his hand and replaced the next old man and continued to ask: "Can the villagers eat enough?" The old man continued to stammer, it doesn't matter, continue to change, I don't believe that no one can speak!
Finally, when he reached the seventh, Wang Fatzi couldn't stand it, so he stopped Su Bai's activities of sending warmth to the countryside, and pulled a carriage for Su Bai and ordered: "Wang Lang, hurry up and go back to the county office!" ”。 Wang Lang agreed, waved the horsewhip, and the carriage creaked towards the county office, well, listening to the sound, it was time to add some lubricating oil.
"What was the county master doing just now?"
"I don't know, what is he doing holding the old Geng's hand?"
"Hey, it's a good baby, it's just a little abnormal......"
"Okay, don't talk about these useless things, hurry up and work, our lord is a good official, if we don't work hard, we are worthy of the salary? Is it worth that meal at noon? ”
"As soon as you say I'm a little hungry, hey, I didn't eat last night or this morning, so I'm just waiting for noon."
"Hahaha, me too!"
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The fat man on the carriage persuaded bitterly: "My Lord Wang, can't you ask for your identity?" You've seen someone whose county order is the same as yours, so unidentious." Su Bai was dissatisfied: "What identity? Am I just a big county magistrate? Besides, if you are with them, you will lose your identity? My family is also a peasant family, and I never feel that there is anything to lose my identity."
Wang Fatzi sighed and said, "The county order with a big fart? Do you know how many people stare at your big position every year? This is Your Majesty's favor for you! Okay, okay, I don't have anything to say if you are intimate with the people, but can we be dignified, otherwise how will you establish your prestige in the county in the future."
Wang Fatzi turned on the chatter Tang Seng mode, that's called an ink, Tang Seng? Hey, isn't Master Xuanzang just a matter of the Zhenguan period? Journey to the West, he is Li Shimin's royal brother, I don't know if those two people worship their sons at this time.
Hey, it's deserted again, what's the use of thinking about these things now? Yes, now Zhang Quanbao should be in the county office, just ask him if he can castrate pigs, buy some pigs back when the time comes, you can open a pig farm, as for what pigs are fed, think about this later, anyway, Datang has no feed.
Su Bai got off the lane: "Fatty, I plan to come out of the whole pig farm in the near future." Wang Fatzi didn't seem to hear clearly, he looked a little incredulous, reached out and clasped his ears and said, "Are you saying it again?" ”。
"I said I wanted to open a pig farm!" At this moment, the fat man heard clearly, and heard very clearly, and then a loud roar spread throughout the county office.
"Are you crazy! Pig? ”