The East Palace has entered the thief!

When Chen Qingzhi took down the wine jar from the beam of the house, Yu Zhiqian could be sure that there was a gentleman on the beam to patronize the East Palace!

Yu Zhiqian's face was pale and he looked at the wine jar that had been drunk: "It's too arrogant, it's too arrogant, you must arrest this damn guy back!" ”

Yu Zhiqian's whole person is a little angry now, and he finally worked hard to brew some wine back, but it turned out to be gone!

"Chen Qingzhi, bring someone to ambush me around tomorrow, and you must arrest this thief for me!"

"Whoa!"

"And here, here's ......"

Yu Zhiqian thought of all the methods that he could think of in his previous life, and prepared to arrange the wine warehouse into a net, as long as someone came in, he would be directly put down!

"By the way, arrange a big pit for me to enter this place, as long as you push the door in, you will be immediately fallen!"

"Your Highness, this wine cellar?"

"Wine cellar? It's not a wine cellar anymore, it's ......."

"Well, then I'll clean up a storeroom as a wine cellar!"

"Good!"

After Yu Zhiqian finished speaking, he left with his hands behind his back, this thief must not be caught by himself, otherwise, Yu Zhiqian let him know what torture is, and he will vomit out all his drink.

After everything was done, Yu Zhiqian could finally take a good rest, and before going to bed, Yu Zhiqian recorded what he was going to do recently in Chinese Simplified Chinese, which no one could understand.

The first is glass, the glass must be burned, but the money for burning glass needs to be earned by selling wine, so tomorrow there is still 3,000 taels of silver that can be used in the East Palace, and it should be able to buy a lot of wine, if you sell it......

The second is his mother's birthday gift, this thing must be taken care of, and it can't be improvised, Yu Zhiqian thought for a while and prepared to make a birthday cake.

This plan was soon abandoned, and Yu Zhiqian found that he didn't seem to know how to stir-fry himself, but he could make bread...... Forget it, such a professional thing is still left to someone who is destined to invent it in the future.

Third, third, I didn't expect Yu Zhiqian's sleepy worm to come, lying on the bed, and fell asleep in less than two minutes.

In the dream, there was everything, there was a lolita dressed and dancing on horseback......

When Yu Zhiqian woke up the next day, he saw Shen Wansan standing aside with a resentful face, as if he was a resentful woman abandoned by Yu Zhiqian.

"Wansan, what's wrong today?"

"Back to Your Highness, Wansan is fine, it's just that yesterday's wine was a little strong, and Wansan is still a little unsobered today!"

After Shen Wansan saw Yu Zhiqian wake up, he immediately changed his face, and there was an instant smile on his face.

"Well, yesterday's wine was still quite strong, if you don't have a good rest, I will give you a day off today and let Zhao Gao come and wait!"

"Your Highness, no, the old slave is fine, he's fine!"

Just kidding, I was just drunk for a while yesterday, and that Zhao Gao almost took the opportunity to take the position, if he had a day off today, he might not be able to keep his position as the number one housekeeper in the East Palace!

"Are you alright?"

"It's all right!"

Shen Wansan was about to cry, he would absolutely not drink in the future, it was too much delay!

"Your Highness, someone from the palace invites you to come over!"

At this time, Zhao Gao trotted over, saw Yu Zhiqian getting dressed, and also reached out to help, and after Shen Wansan saw it, he glared at this guy fiercely, it was this little who smashed and robbed His Majesty of his favor, if it weren't for him, His Royal Highness wouldn't have ......

"Well, do you know what's going on?"

"I don't know, it's an attendant who came to deliver the message!"

"Got it!"

After Yu Zhiqian's clothes were dressed, he brushed his teeth and washed his face, and rushed towards the palace, and after Zhao Gao and Shen Wansan saw Yu Zhiqian away, the two stared at each other, although they didn't speak, but the people who passed by could feel the tense atmosphere between the two people.

"You wait for me!"

"We'll see!"

The two snorted coldly at each other and left in different directions.

After Yu Zhiqian entered the palace, he was thinking, what did his cheap father do with him? Do you want wine now? It's impossible, it's only been a long time now, even if I change it, I can change it, is it something else?

Soon the mystery was solved, and when he entered the vertical arch hall, he saw the emperor dealing with the recital on it, and the emperor seemed to have a piece that could never be finished, but Yu Zhiqian always felt that the emperor was all pretending.

The style of the music in his hand seems to have not changed, what he saw a month ago and what he sees now is not a book of music, it is just a face project, which makes outsiders think that the emperor is very busy......

"Coming? Well, kneel, sit down! ”

The emperor instinctively wanted to make Yu Zhiqian kneel, but thinking that Yu Zhiqian seemed to have just made a meritorious service, he seemed to say that he would not let him kneel, so he let Yu Zhiqian ......

"I don't know if my father called his son?"

"Well, there's nothing to do, it's just that I saw the Dengzhou report again today, and I did a good job!"

"Huh?"

Yu Zhiqian was stunned for a moment, he didn't know what his father meant, didn't he already say what he had done in Dengzhou? Could it be that today's attack is just to boast about yourself?

Impossible, absolutely impossible, his father is definitely not the kind of person who calls himself into the palace in order to praise himself, and it is possible to scold himself specifically!

"Some of your initiatives were mentioned in the report, which is really good, let you sort it out and submit it to the report, why didn't you send it?"

Yu Zhiqian was stunned for a moment, and he flipped through the memories in his mind, as if there was indeed such a thing, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes, and thought of a suitable reason: "Father, the measures in Dengzhou, because the whole process is a bit complicated, Erchen needs to sort out his thoughts, and Erchen will definitely present the chapter in the next two days!" ”

"Well, it's true that disaster relief is a troublesome thing, but your initiative is good, good, good, right......"

The emperor said generally, pretending to say something casually, and then looked at Yu Zhiqian, ready to say his purpose.

"It's coming, it's coming, the real purpose is coming!"

Yu Zhiqian knew that his father must have something to do with him, otherwise, he would not have been so polite, he didn't let himself kneel, and he gave himself a seat with great mercy, which was a happiness that Yu Zhiqian had never experienced.

"You mentioned crabs last time, and crabs are also mentioned in the music this time, and I've always wondered how delicious this crab is, so the crab I asked you to prepare last time, are you ready?"

“……”

Yu Zhiqian looked at his cheap father, and really wanted to come out of it, crab, where to find crabs for him.

"Father, the crab we eat in Dengzhou is still a pike crab, it is a kind of sea crab, there is no one on land, if you want to eat it, you should go to Dengzhou to eat!"

"Can't you send it?"

"They're all dead!"

"What then? I just want to taste this crab right now! ”

Yu Zhiqian looked at his father, it didn't seem to be a joke, it seemed to be true, and he could roughly understand the emperor's feeling in his heart, this feeling was like suddenly wanting to eat spicy strips in the middle of the night or wanting to eat salty tofu brain in the morning.

"Father, son-in-law want to find a way, but this sea crab must be gone, and there should be a little river crab!"

Yu Zhiqian thought in his mind, there should be a lot of river crabs in this era, and if you want to eat them, you should be able to catch them when you go out and catch them!

"Let's go!"

"Whoa!"

Yu Zhiqian slowly withdrew from the hall, his cheap father is really a sinkhole, he called the prince into the palace early in the morning, how can he say that there is also a serious matter, not to depose a minister is also to learn how to deal with government affairs, the result? Just because I want to eat crabs!

"No wonder my prince is so unreliable, it turns out that my father is also unreliable!"

Yu Zhiqian complained slowly, then looked up at the sky, where to catch crabs!

Back in the East Palace, Yu Zhiqian immediately gathered some of the guards in the East Palace, the guards who came back with him before had gone home on vacation and did not come back for the time being, and the guards in the palace were all guards who had not been to Dengzhou with Yu Zhiqian.

This group of people usually run around, much stronger than Yu Zhiqian, a person who has barely been out of Chang'an City, to catch crabs, at least to find the river, Jinshui River and moat are not counted!

"Who of you has ever seen anything like this!"

Yu Zhiqian took out a picture of a crab drawn by himself, although this picture is not very good, but the essence of the crab can be roughly drawn, such as eight legs, and two large pincers, generally speaking, as long as people who have seen crabs can recognize it at a glance!

"Your Highness, what is this?"

The guards passed Yu Zhiqian's paintings to each other, all of them with a veiled face, a black mass surrounded by something similar to a centipede's legs.

"Crabs, it's a kind of river thing, with two big pincers, like this!"

Yu Zhiqian took out the oversized pliers he had drawn again and showed them to the guards, but the more he looked at them, the more confused he became.

"Your Highness, I'll come!"

Chen Qingzhi really couldn't stand it, as a person who had eaten crabs, he couldn't recognize this kind of thing painted by Yu Zhiqian, let alone this group of guards who didn't know if they had seen crabs!

"The pincers are like this, and this monster has a total of more than a dozen legs, and then it walks sideways!"

Chen Qingzhi kept describing that his expression ability was much stronger than Yu Zhiqian's, and some guards also began to ask, and finally one of the guards thought about it: "Your Highness, there seems to be such a thing in the river in Lantian County, the humble hometown, and there are quite a lot of them!" ”

Yu Zhiqian's eyes lit up after hearing this: "Really? ”

"I'm not sure, but I remember that I did catch this kind of thing to play with when I was a child, and I remember that there were monsters that walked sideways, but I never caught it again when I grew up!"

"It's sideways!"

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