Several cauldrons of crabs boiled together, hundreds of catties of crabs boiled together, has anyone ever seen it?

Yu Zhiqian has seen it, thousands of catties, tens of thousands of catties Yu Zhiqian has seen it, and the East Palace is now filled with a smell of crabs.

"This one is for the third child, you have to explain clearly, how these crabs should be eaten, remember, make it clear to the third child, don't eat them with the shell!?"

"This one is for the fourth ......"

“……”

"This is for the eighth, the child can't eat too many crabs, let the eighth eat less, if you want to eat it, you can get it from me!"

"This is for Diao Chan's family!"

"It's ......"

Yu Zhiqian kept dividing these things, and then asked the guards of the East Palace to send them over door to door, and finally Yu Zhiqian took Chen Qingzhi and carried about thirty catties of boiled crabs into the palace.

"Your Majesty, the crown prince is here!"

The emperor just sent away to bite the gold that was helpless, the guy was entangled in the palace for a long time and wanted to drink, and finally the emperor couldn't stand it, and rewarded him with an altar, and the old guy left the palace with the wine jar in a hurry.

"What is the prince doing when he enters the palace so late?"

"I said I was sending you crabs!"

"Here are the crabs?"

When the emperor heard this, he immediately put down the things in his hand, and at the same time swept away the anger he had just received because of Cheng Biting Jin, fortunately he gave the old man a jar of wine just now, otherwise, this old man would definitely rub the crab!

"Father, this is the crab prepared by the son for the emperor, but it is different from the pike crab in Dengzhou, this is a river crab, a kind of river fresh, although the taste is not as delicious as the pike crab, but it also has a different flavor!"

Yu Zhiqian said as he slowly took out the crab, and then opened the crab, he couldn't give the whole crab to the emperor, and the emperor didn't know how to eat it!

"These things can't be eaten, they need to be cleaned up, these are edible amounts, not crab roe and these white crab paste......"

Yu Zhiqian explained impatiently, as for those who want to see if the emperor can't eat crabs, and those who swallow them in their mouths should give up, no one can pit their own father, when Yu Zhiqian gave the crab to Cheng Yanjin before, he didn't let people tell him how to eat it, Yu Zhiqian planned to go to Cheng Yanjin's house to watch Cheng Yanjin make a fool of himself!

"Well, that's good!"

After Wu Sangui tried it, the emperor ate some and tasted it carefully, the taste was indeed delicious, for people who had never eaten crabs, eating crabs for the first time felt like opening up a whole new world.

"You say this crab is not as tasty as the pike crab? So how delicious is the pike crab? ”

"Father, this son can't be described, in the future, the transportation will be developed, let the people from Dengzhou send it!"

"Can't you send it now?"

"Father, even if the retainer asks someone to make ice cubes and send them from Dengzhou on a fast horse, it will take about a week, and in this week's time, the crab will have already died......"

"Well, I know, the crab stays, you stand down!"

"Whoa!"

When Yu Zhiqian respectfully prepared to retreat, Yu Ye suddenly remembered something and stopped Yu Zhiqian: "Remember to send a little to Guogong and Di Xiang and others!" ”

"Father, rest assured, the son has already sent someone to send it!"

"Well, Cheng Guogong will send more over there, lest that old man come to me again to make trouble, I heard that Cheng Guogong made a fuss in the East Palace today?"

"Father, yesterday the East Palace was robbed, and the sons and daughters ......"

Yu Zhiqian simply told the story, and after the emperor heard it, he looked at Yu Zhiqian with some amusement, Yu Zhiqian seemed to be talking about himself as a thief? No, it should be Jing Ke, after all, the wine was stolen by Jing Ke.

"How much did you send to Cheng Guogong?"

"I gave it forty pounds!"

"Huh?"

The emperor glanced at the crab in front of him, how did he look like he had fifty catties, and he had a daughter-in-law to please his father-in-law? Forgot your own dad? couldn't help but look pale: "How many crabs are there here?" ”

When Yu Zhiqian heard his father's unkind words, he immediately knelt down in recognition of each other, lest his father say more, and then said with emotion: "Father doesn't know, although this crab is delicious, but you can't eat too much, if you eat too much, you will get rheumatism, the reason why your son is ......"

According to Yu Zhiqian's statement in the next few minutes, he told Cheng Biting Jin to go to Qinglou without giving money, and made a big fuss in the East Palace, saying that it can be said that people in the world have been suffering Cheng Biting Jin for a long time, and he is only doing this for the people.

"This is not allowed to be passed on, Cheng Biting Jin is the prince of the country, although that husband usually does things very aggressively, but they are also some harmless things, as the prince, you can't hold a grudge because of this matter, you know?"

"The son has been taught!" Yu Zhiqian reluctantly accepted criticism and education, and when he reached the position of Cheng Biting Jin, unless he rebelled or did something else, the emperor would not do anything to him, and Cheng Biting Jin was indeed not too much, he was still very respectful to the emperor, but he was the prince......

"I'll go to his mansion and tell him about this later, so that he knows in his heart!"

After Yu Zhiqian heard this, he could only nod obediently: "Erchen obeys the order!" ”

Yu Ye glanced at Yu Zhiqian, and snorted coldly: "You still don't know that old horseman, you said that he will still eat, but you don't say it but fall behind, prince, you can't do things like this in the future, you know?" ”

"Son-in-law obeys the teachings!"

"Stand down!"

"Son's resignation!"

As Yu Zhiqian's cheap dad thought, Yu Zhiqian made a special trip to Cheng Bitingjin's Guogong Mansion and told Cheng Biting Jin that eating more crabs is not good for his health, but Cheng Biting Jin still didn't care, he broke the crab and swallowed it in his mouth, without spitting out the shell!

And in the direction of Yu Zhiqian's sharp eyes, on Cheng Biting Jin's table, there was wine brewed in his East Palace, and he instantly understood what his father's words meant, not only that he had been biting gold for a long time, but that his father had also been biting gold for a long time!

"Chen Qingzhi, there is a doubt in this palace!"

On the way back to the East Palace, Yu Zhiqian suddenly thought of one thing, that is, his father's name is Yu Ye, and the little kid he met today is called Yun Ye, which is the same as his own name, whether he has committed a taboo!

"Your Highness, please speak!"

"Is there a taboo in the name of this dynasty, just like the father is called Yu Ye, can ordinary people be called Ye?"

Chen Qingzhi shook his head: "No, Gaozu once said that there are so many people with the same name in the world, and they can't be ...... because of one person."

"No wonder!"

After the doubts were solved, Yu Zhiqian was no longer entangled, and returned to the East Palace to prepare to eat crabs.

There are a few hundred catties of crabs, which is originally quite a lot, but this one will be a little, that one will be given, plus each of the guards participating today will have one, and Yu Zhiqian will have only a dozen or so left, so he is ready to taste it himself!

"September and autumn are high and cool, and it is the time for crab paste to fatten!"

After a busy day, it was finally his turn to eat crabs, Yu Zhiqian rubbed his little hands, came to the kitchen, and when he left, he had already explained to the cook, leaving the crabs in the kitchen for himself!

From a distance, he saw a figure flashing in the kitchen, Yu Zhiqian rubbed his eyes and looked at the attendant who followed him: "Is there anyone else in the kitchen?" Didn't Gou Huanyu and Su Dongpo go out to deliver crabs? ”

"Your Highness, maybe the rest of the cooks are cleaning up the kitchen, right?"

The chamberlain didn't see it clearly, as if there were people, as if there was no one.

"No, this point, who else is in the kitchen? Could it be that yesterday's thief is here again? Damn it, my crabs! ”

Yu Zhiqian didn't rush over at the first time, after all, he was able to enter the East Palace without being discovered, he must be a practitioner, although he had practiced some fist and foot kung fu, but he was not the opponent of these people.

"You're staring here, I'm going to call someone!"

"Yes!"

The waiter was also very panicked, he also knew that the East Palace was robbed yesterday, could it be that the person in the kitchen was yesterday's thief?

Soon Yu Zhiqian rushed back with more than a dozen guards and secretly squatted down about thirty meters away from the kitchen.

"Was there anything unusual in the kitchen just now?"

"Nope!"

"Yu Pengfei, you take someone to search the kitchen and see if there is anything abnormal!"

"Whoa!"

The East Palace guard named Yu Pengfei immediately rushed into the kitchen with someone, and after about a minute or so, he came back slowly: "Your Highness, there is no abnormality in the kitchen, and there is no one!" ”

"No one? Am I mistaken? Lately too tired and hallucinating? ”

Yu Zhiqian thought for a moment and walked into the kitchen quickly.

The kitchen of the East Palace is still relatively large, roughly more than 100 square meters, with several long tables and four stoves, which can basically be said to be unobstructed, and people who want to hide it can't hide.

"Forget it, let's eat crabs!"

Yu Zhiqian walked to a pot with a steamer and opened the steamer, the plate was still there, but the crab was no longer there!

"Your Highness, what's going on?"

A little cook trotted over, sweating profusely.

"Where's the crab in Hongu?"

"Ah, Your Highness, it's in the steamer!"

When the cook looked at the steamer and only saw a few crab legs, he couldn't help but be stunned: "Your Highness, just now, the little one put it in personally, there are a total of twelve crabs, and the little one checked it himself, and then gave the rest of the crabs to the princess......"

The cook panicked, the crab prepared for the prince was gone, and he couldn't explain it clearly, what if the prince thought he had eaten it secretly? Although he and a few cooks secretly hid two of them, ready to go back and taste them at night, he didn't dare to touch the prince's crabs!

"Check!"

Yu Zhiqian took a deep breath and held back his anger, he was too arrogant, too arrogant, twice, once to steal wine, once to steal crabs, is this thief the prince's mansion is a green building? Get in if you want, get out if you want to?

Soon the guards of the Prince's Mansion were passive and began to check for clues in the kitchen, and Yu Zhiqian's original plan to go to Master Li after eating the crabs also failed, if this thief was not found, how could Yu Zhiqian sleep peacefully! In case when he and Master Li applauded, this thief was on the side......

In the palace, after the emperor ate three crabs, he was still unsatisfied, looked at the rest of the crabs in front of him, and waved his hand: "The rest of the people will send a little to the harem, and the queen will send a few more!" ”

"Whoa!"

"That's right, Jing Ke!"

"The minister is here!"

Jing Ke didn't know when he had returned to the palace, and walked out from behind a column, and on the ground behind the column, there were still some crab shells.

"Take these two crabs and eat them!"

"Wechen thanked Your Majesty!"

The emperor watched Jing Ke pick up the crab and didn't eat it immediately, thinking that he wouldn't eat it, so he touched his beard and said, "Jing Ke, this crab is eaten like this, look at my ......"

Jing Ke watched the emperor teach himself to eat crabs, and said silently in his heart: "Dip in vinegar!" ”

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