Cheng Yanjin seems to be vulgar, but Li Suzao understands that this old rascal is not confused, but very shrewd.

How can an old guy who can mix well under the command of a generation of British lord Li Shimin be too confused? The confused people are basically washed up by the big waves and their bones are turned into slag, and the rest are all human spirits, such as Cheng Biting Jin is the highest level of the evolutionary food chain, and the genes are very strong, even if you find a female monkey and Cheng Biting Jin Chunfeng for a while, I believe that the little monkey born will look exactly the same as Lao Cheng.

Speaking of the food chain, Li Su reflected on himself, and after calculating, he should be more than two levels lower than Li Shimin, Cheng Biting Jin, and Eldest Sun Wuji, even if he inadvertently offended others, they didn't bother to open their mouths to swallow themselves......

This is really a humiliation for the little people...... The small fresh meat is actually quite delicious.

After chatting with Cheng Yanjin for a few words, Li Su suddenly understood why Cheng Yanjin had to force himself to call the eldest grandson Wuji his uncle, and kicked and scolded Li Su at every turn in front of the eldest grandson Wuji......

Just like the last time Li Shimin personally sent himself to the gate of the palace, Cheng Yanjin also supported Li Su in this way.

The things that can be said on the table in the court are all big things that cannot be resolved, such a small thing as Li Su offending the eldest grandson Wuji cannot be taken out and said explicitly, it is enough to support his waist and show his attitude, and he completed a beautiful intrigue in laughter and scolding.

Li Su's heart suddenly felt moved.

secretly always calls Cheng Yanjin an old rascal, in fact...... This old rascal is still very good to himself, and under his rude and arrogant appearance, he hides a delicate heart, and protects himself in his own unique way, as if he were a nephew.

"Uncle Cheng rest assured, the little nephew will definitely make more firearms. Let me be a Tang soldier who dominates the world and is invincible. Li Su promised very seriously.

Cheng Yanjin patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction: "Good boy, Lao Cheng didn't look away, stop for a moment to give a banquet in the palace, and after eating and drinking, you and Niu Jinda will come to the old man's house for another drink......"

Lowering his voice, Cheng Yanjin leaned close to Li Su's ear. smiled very vividly: "Last month, the old man bought ten orchids in his house, and the singing was so-so, anyway, I don't know how to sing, it's a novelty, but the body is soft and tight, don't leave at night, share you with an orchid to warm the bed, the teenage baby hasn't opened meat, it's a shame!" ”

Li Su: "............"

Never mind. In the future, let's call him an old rascal, not only cordial, but also appropriate.

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Two banquets in a row tortured Li Su to the point of madness.

The meal in the palace was okay, Li Su, as the first meritorious minister, was specially given into the Taiji Hall by Li Shimin, and gave him a small corner, and one person enjoyed a package alone. In these years, formal occasions are not eaten around a large table, but each sits on the couch. There is a small low table for one person, and the dishes are also eaten separately, which is similar to the boxed lunch set in the previous life, but the place where you sit is much more upscale than the fast food restaurant in the previous life.

In addition to the dishes, sake is indispensable, and the graceful court kabuki and maiko are indispensable.

So Li Su experienced the most unforgettable scene in his life. After several rounds of drinking, the monarchs and ministers saluted each other a few times, and when the singing and dancing was reaching its climax, Li Shimin suddenly took the lead in getting up, and walked to the center of the hall drunk and danced. The Kabuki hurriedly retreated to one side.

The civil and military ministers did not think that they were out of shape at all, but cheered loudly, Cheng Biting Jin was eager to try several times, and wanted to step forward to dance with Li Shimin, but was finally pulled by Li Jing and others, Li Shimin jumped to the sky and laughed when he was hearty, and waved to Hou Junji Liu Lanniu Jinda and the three of them, and said loudly: "Qing and others dance together!" ”

And then...... Hou Junji and the three of them laughed and joined the Datang high-level dance team, swaying stupid and stupid dancing up and down in the hall.

Dancing is not unorganized, every movement has rules, Yuli, Goose Guan, Ji Zhang, Yishu, are all the movements in the dance of King Qin's breaking formation, dancing this dance here and now, it is quite appropriate, but the unaesthetic movements of the four monarchs and ministers in the palace made Li Su's cheeks twitch in silence.

In the end, the four of the monarchs and ministers jumped more and more, and Li Shimin, who was sweating profusely, shouted and waved vigorously to the civil and military courtiers around him, the meaning was obvious, drink you paralyzed, get up.

So the ministers around got up and walked to the hall one after another, and even Li Su had to dance with everyone for a while.

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After the hi was over, Li Su sweated profusely and left the palace, with the illusion that he had just jumped past Di in the Taiji Palace, and at this time, it would be even more refreshing if there was a cup of cold beer.

Shaking his dazed head, Li Su tried to distinguish the past life from the present life.

Very surprising experience, Li Su always thought that the monarch and ministers of the Tang Dynasty should sit upright when they drank and feasted together, and they should drink and eat quietly and quietly according to the court etiquette, and never imagined that the way the Tang monarchs and ministers vented their joy was so straightforward, so crazy, the picture was too familiar, if Li Shimin asked the Maiko sister for her phone number while holding a wine cup and asked "Is your sister about it?......

Someone slapped him on the shoulder, Li Su turned his head in panic, Cheng Biting Jin hooked his neck with an unhappy face, and walked in the direction of Cheng Mansion without saying a word, followed by Niu Jinda, Li Ji, Hou Junji and other famous generals, Cheng Biting Jin muttered while walking, obviously dissatisfied that Li Shimin didn't invite him to lead the dance just now......

"The banquet just now is too bland, let's go, go to my house and have another drink, this time I will take the lead, who dares to rob me Don't blame Lao Cheng for not recognizing people! Go, go! ”

Li Su's face was ugly: "Still drinking?" ”

Cheng bit Jinhuan's eyes and glared: "Why don't you drink?" Didn't dance a few times and dispersed, not cool at all, go to my house just dance happily, by the way to the old Hou Lao Niu to catch the wind, bitter these days, I'm afraid that I don't know the taste of wine for a few months, there are five steps in my house, drink strong wine and then dance the Qin King Breaking Array Dance, tsk, very happy. ”

"Uncle Cheng, the little nephew is weak, he can't drink too much, he has already ...... just now" Li Su was anxious, the Cheng family's wine can't be drunk, the old rascal has no wine, he likes to play with axes when he drinks too much, and he plays very undisciplined, compared to the demons dancing in the Taiji Hall just now, the Cheng family is the real Longtan Tiger's Den.

However, Li Su didn't finish speaking, but was picked up by Cheng Yanjin and put it on the saddle, and the generals beat the horses one after another, and a group of old killers rode their horses from Suzaku Street, completely too lazy to listen to the helpless refusal of a handsome young man......

The familiar taste of being kidnapped, the familiar shameful posture, Li Su had to cover his face familiarly......

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ps: In the last hour of the new book month, take out all the monthly passes in your hands, and the expiration date is about to expire...... (To be continued......)