"Tianshu, why are you so slow?"

Cheng Tianshu came to his senses at this time, and said as he walked: "Isn't it inconvenient for me to walk." ”

Looking at the palm print on Cheng Tianshu's face, Yang Keming smiled and said, "Tianshu, why is your face as red as a monkey's ass?"

"It's so hot this day, and I'm wearing so much, can I not blush?"

"Really, why is it still swollen?"

"Don't you know what thermal expansion and cold contraction are?"

Yang Keming couldn't help laughing: "Haha, what kind of technique is heat expansion and cold contraction? It's so powerful! Is Wen Xiaorou using this trick to defeat you?"

"Huh?"

Cheng Tianshu was embarrassed, sighed and said: "It turns out that you all know it, but I still made up so many excuses." I was really unlucky enough to meet her in the first round. ”

Qin Kai was puzzled: "Even if you meet her, you won't necessarily lose?"

Cheng Tianshu glanced at him with disdain, and said, "You ask Yang Keming, will he make a move on Mu Zhi?" This is called pity and cherishing jade, do you understand?"

"I think you're a thief, right?"

"Fuck your uncle!" Cheng Tianshu scolded, and then said with a firm look in his eyes: "I have decided, I am responsible for Wen Xiaorou!"

Yang Keming saw his solemn expression, but he was a little funny, and said, "Responsible? How are you responsible? Do you help her put on her clothes while she is taking a shower, or do you also strip naked for her to take a look?"

Mu Zhi was shocked when she heard this: "Ah? Cheng Tianshu you...... Did you peek at Xiao Rou taking a bath?"

Cheng Tianshu waved his hand again and again: "Be quiet! What is a peek, don't say it so ugly......"

Qin Kai said: "Yes, Tianshu is obviously looking at it openly!, right?"

"Oh yes, I saw it by accident!"

"Then you should be careful!"

"What, why can't you tell clearly?" Cheng Tianshu said with a sad face: "No matter what, I didn't want to see it." ”

Yang Keming patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "This is your fault! You don't want to see it, don't you want to touch it?"

Cheng Tianshu pushed Yang Keming away and said to Mu Zhi: "Sister Mu Zhi, if, I mean what if, if you are seen taking a bath, what will you do?"

Yang Keming said dissatisfiedly: "I don't know what Mu Zhi will do, but I will definitely dismantle this person!"

"Go, go, I didn't ask you!"

Mu Zhiqiao's face flushed, thought for a while, and said, "I will get a knife for Brother Keming." ”

"Huh?"

When Cheng Tianshu heard this, he showed a loveless expression, and suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said: "Then what if it was seen by Yang Keming?"

Yang Keming pushed him and said angrily: "Fuck off, do you think everyone is the same as you?"

Cheng Tianshu was unconvinced and said: "You don't pretend to be a good person here! Do you think I don't know that you always use that peep eye to look around? What kind of eyesight does that peep eye have?

"I'm cultivating! Besides, I'm not a clairvoyant eye, how can I see it when people go to the thatched house?"

"Hmph, who knows if it will become a clairvoyant eye in the future, too lazy to talk nonsense with you!" Cheng Tianshu turned his head to Mu Zhi and said, "Sister Mu Zhi, what do you say?

Mu Zhi's face was red, and she said, "I'...... I'm not going to tell you. ”

After finishing speaking, the three of them left quickly.

Yang Keming kicked Cheng Tianshu's ass fiercely, and followed closely.

Qin Kai couldn't help but laugh and said: "Tianshu, I didn't say you, how can you ask a woman such a question?" ”

"Angry? I can't see it. Cheng Tianshu rubbed his buttocks and said with a smile: "I still have something to do, let's go first." ”

"You're not going to eat?"

"Go, I'm not hungry. ”

Cheng Tianshu said, and ran in the direction of the school building without looking back, as if there was really something important.

"What the hell is this kid going to do?"

Qin Kai couldn't help but smile dumbly as he walked in the direction of Red Moon Xuan while thinking back to the conversation between the few people.

"Hey, take a shower......"

Qin Kai's shadow of Yun Ruolan appeared in his mind, and then he felt an inexplicable chill.

Taking a bath is always something that makes you think about it, even if it's as normal as eating and sleeping. For example, if a man says to a woman, "Let's have dinner together", his purpose may simply be to have a meal. But if he says to the woman, "Let's take a bath together", then his subtext must be "Let's sleep together". There are not many people who dare to make this kind of request, and even fewer people can finally "wash it all together", and Cheng Tianshu is obviously not among them, so he can only "wash himself".

After the three of them had dinner, Yang Keming and Qin Kai returned to the school building. The courtyard was empty, and Cheng Tianshu's door was tightly closed.

The two of them felt a little curious, so they stepped forward and knocked on the door and shouted, "Tianshu, are you there?"

For a long time, no one answered.

The two looked at each other, thinking back to today's events, Yang Keming said nervously: "Qin Kai, you said this kid...... This kid can't think about it, right?"

Qin Kai said with a solemn face: "It's possible, I was slapped in front of so many classmates, and it wouldn't be nice to change anyone." Get out of the way!"

He took two steps back and kicked the door open.

The two walked into the house and saw Cheng Tianshu sitting at the table biting the pen and meditating. In front of him was a blank piece of paper, on which were smeared with a few lines of words.

Seeing the two of them, Cheng Tianshu was startled, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to protect the contents of the paper, and said with a red face: "Why did you come in? Get out!"

Seeing that he was safe and sound, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief.

Yang Keming said: "Do you think I want to come in? It's not that I'm afraid that you won't be able to think about it for a while and do something stupid." ”

Qin Kai stepped forward and said curiously, "What are you writing mysteriously?" Could it be that you are explaining what happened later?"

After that, he reached out and grabbed the paper in Cheng Tianshu's hand.

Cheng Tianshu seemed to attach great importance to this piece of paper, for fear of damage, he didn't dare to fight for it, so he could only let Qin Kai take it.

"I'm writing poetry, give it back to me!"

"Poetry?"

Yang Keming was also very interested when he heard it, so he looked over. I saw a few lines of words written crookedly on the paper, although the handwriting was ugly, but it was quite neat, obviously written with heart.

"Oh, I'm really composing poetry!"

Yang Keming cleared his throat and said loudly:

The day I bumped into you taking a shower and saw you from head to toe.

Although I was slapped twice, I felt pretty good.

I can't sleep at night, and I can't eat well during the day.

Rabbits want to eat the grass next to the nest.

After reading it, he glanced at Qin Kai and laughed at each other.

Cheng Tianshu saw that the two of them were patting their legs and stomping their feet, and suddenly became ashamed and angry, and said, "What are you laughing at, what's so funny?"

Yang Keming held back a smile and said, "Tianshu, this poem won't be written by you to Wen Xiaorou, right?"

Cheng Tianshu scratched his head embarrassedly: "Well, I decided to pursue Wen Xiaorou, what do you think of what I wrote?"

"You call poetry too, you call death too!"

"You know the! Who told you to see it?"

Cheng Tianshu snatched his masterpiece, flipped it over and over a few times, and said: "I think it's very good, that is, it expresses what I think in my heart, and it rhymes." ”

Poets generally treat their works as their own flesh and blood, not only for their own liking, but also for others to like it. But Cheng Tianshu regards his works as his wife, it is enough for him to like them, and others don't even look at them.

Seeing that Yang Qin and the others didn't say anything about their "wives", and laughed at their lack of appearance, Cheng Tianshu was suddenly furious and pushed the two out of the door.

"You two get out of here, don't influence me to compose poetry here!"

Yang Keming said with a smile: "Even if you are a poem, it is an obscene poem at best! Love poems pay attention to subtlety and euphemism, but your poem is so straightforward and explicit." If nothing else, the first two sentences can kill you at least eight times. ”

"Huh?"

Cheng Tianshu felt that what Yang Keming said seemed to have some truth, and said in disbelief: "What?

"If you call this poetry, then I am a poet!"

Yang Keming has studied in Yang's private school since he was a child, and he is familiar with poetry and songs, and he dare not say that he is talented, but he thinks that his cultural level is far above Cheng Tianshu.