Volume 3 Chapter 1543 Nonsense

Yan Shifan had already been mixed out of the Guozi Prison at this time, and with his father, the secretary of the ministry, his position was naturally swishing upwards, and in less than three years, he was promoted from a nine-rank five-military governor's office to a five-grade Shangbaosi Shaoqing.

Of course, he is just an idle position, and he has no actual power at all, otherwise Yan Song would not have been able to promote him to the "high position" of the fifth grade so easily.

His main "job" at this time is to accept bribes for Yan Song, sell officials, and don't worry about other football matters.

This time, Yan Song asked him to meet the envoy of Annan, which was really a bit unexpected to him, but he didn't pay much attention to a small envoy of Annan, and he could play a group of five-grade or even third-grade officials in the court, not to mention the envoy of a vassal country.

Zheng Weifang didn't know Yan Shifan, so when the little official of the Ministry of Rites mysteriously took him to the private room of a restaurant, he thought that he was very likely to be fooled.

Because there's a short, stocky one-eyed dragon in the private room!

Can this guy be the son of a cabinet scholar, he really doesn't believe it.

Officialdom also has the rules of officialdom, the rules of Annan officialdom and Daming officialdom are almost the same, although the officials do not have to be handsome and chic, but at least they must be upright, especially the important ministers of the court, they must not be as ugly as a ghost, which will damage the image of the court.

This guy looks like this, how good can his father be?

With this image, can he be a cabinet scholar of the Ming Dynasty?

As soon as he entered the private room, he couldn't help but doubt: "This is Lord Yan's son?" ”

He said this to the little official of the Ministry of Rites, after all, he was brought by someone, and as for the one-eyed dragon in the private room, he didn't want to deal with it.

It's very likely that these two guys joined forces to blackmail him for money, so he won't be fooled.

When the little official of the Ministry of Rites heard this, he couldn't help but be embarrassed and said: "Of course, this is the son of Lord Yan, and no one in the capital knows." ”

It's the same as it really is, when I'm an idiot?

Zheng Weiyi was slightly annoyed and said, "Shangguan, can you prove it?" ”

How can this kind of thing be proven?

The little official of the Ministry of Rites was dumbfounded on the spot, he really didn't expect that someone would doubt the identity of Yan Shifan and Yan Gongzi.

Yan Shifan knew why this guy suspected his identity, many people didn't believe him when they saw him for the first time, he didn't believe that he was the son of Yan Song, a cabinet scholar, he had seen a lot of this kind of person.

If it weren't for Yan Song's order to fool this envoy of Annan, he would probably be going crazy.

What the hell, an envoy of a small vassal state dared to doubt the identity of this prince.

He cursed secretly in his heart, but on the surface, he said indifferently: "What does your envoy mean by this, can this son still be fake?" ”

Nima's, if this is in Annan, Lao Tzu will immediately order someone to drag you two out and cut it down, don't you believe it?

However, this is someone's territory, even if it is a nine-grade small official, he doesn't dare to offend, he can only hold back his anger, and said expressionlessly: "Where, where, Xia Guan really hasn't seen Lord Yan's son-in-law, isn't it normal to know what Lord Yan's son-in-law looks like?" ”

The meaning of this is obvious, it's not your fault that you're ugly, it's your fault to be so ugly and come out to deceive people.

When Yan Shifan heard this, he was so angry that he almost slapped the table, rough, for the sake of his father's plan, he endured it.

He took a deep breath, and then said indifferently: "Does it matter what you look like?" Could it be that Pan An can make the emperor obey his words? Are you here to see what you look like, or are you here to beg our Ming to send troops? ”

What he said seemed to make some sense, but in fact he was messing around, Zheng Weiyi was already resigned, and he didn't bother to talk to others, he directly arched his hand and said: "If you can't prove that you are Yan Gongzi, then I will leave." ”

Am I rough about you, Yan Shifan resisted the urge to turn his face, and still said lightly: "Since you are here, let's talk before leaving, don't worry, I Yan has always been happy to do things, if it is not done, I will not take a penny." ”

And this kind of thing?

Zheng Weiyi was a little unconvinced: "Aren't you afraid of regrets after the fact?" ”

Why does this person feel a little stupid, Yan Shifan said proudly: "Repentance? Who dares to go back, I can do things for others, but can't I make things yellow for others? ”

So that's what happened, this guy really has some sense.

Zheng Weiyi asked suspiciously, "Can you persuade His Majesty the Emperor to send troops?" ”

Yan Shifan rolled his eyes and asked rhetorically, "Do you know why you run for nothing every time?" ”

Don't you talk nonsense, I want to know why I'm still begging you?

However, as soon as he heard Yan Shifan's tone, Zheng Weifang was a little convinced that this guy was the son of Lord Yan's family.

He simply asked: "Dare to ask Yan Gongzi, what is the reason?" ”

Yan Shifan asked rhetorically: "Do you know how many troops our Ming Dynasty has to send to help you quell the rebellion?" ”

Zheng Weiyi subconsciously said: "At least 100,000." ”

Yan Shifan asked again: "Do you know how much food an army of 100,000 people will spend in a year?" ”

Zheng Wei estimated and said, "At least two or three million taels." ”

Yan Shifan said angrily: "Yes, millions of taels, are we Ming full of food or what's wrong, we have to spend millions of taels to quell the rebellion for you?" ”

What the hell does this guy mean, what the hell are you doing when you're full, talk nonsense.

Zheng Weiyi also said angrily: "What does Yan Gongzi mean, this thing can't be done?" ”

You idiot, you can't be what I'm looking for you for, you're really full, right?

Yan Shifan said helplessly: "I heard that you are a descendant of the Zheng family of Annan, right?" ”

This guy even knew about Annan Zheng's family, and Zheng Weiyi couldn't help but say smugly: "Yes, what's wrong?" ”

Sure enough, you think I'm praising you, right?

You useless second ancestor!

Yan Shifan explained helplessly: "I mean, your civil strife in Annan has nothing to do with our Ming Dynasty, so it is impossible for our emperor to spend millions of taels to help you quell the rebellion, do you know?" ”

Can I not know this?

Zheng Weiyi said impatiently: "Yan Gongzi, what do you mean?" ”

Nirmala Gobi, what an idiot!

All that has been said and done, this guy doesn't even know what it means.

Yan Shifan rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Can't you find a way to make this matter have something to do with Da Ming?" ”

Related?

How?

Zheng Weiyi was stunned when he heard this, he really didn't know how to relate this matter to Da Ming.

Mo Dengyong usurped the throne of the Later Li Dynasty, not the emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

Alas, this guy is really a wine bag and rice bag who doesn't learn and don't know how to do it, Yan Shifan only felt a sense of superiority, in this world, there are really few people who are smarter than him.

He reluctantly pointed out: "You can say that Mo Dengyong is a wolf and wants to seize the land of the western Ming Dynasty!" ”

Yes!

Isn't this nonsense!

No matter how bold Mo Dengyong is, he doesn't dare to touch the tiger beard!

Zheng Weiyi couldn't help but be stunned and said, "Can His Majesty the Emperor believe this?" ”

If you are the only one who says this, the emperor will naturally not believe it, and we will be different, you know, idiot!

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