Chapter 17: The Ball and the Flower House

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"So, I've already attained enlightenment, so I don't need to be enlightened anymore, but I don't remember that I've ever experienced enlightenment!"

Qin Beast was stunned, now that it was all here, he really had nothing to say.

The second fat shook his head and said with relief: "Beast, this thing of enlightenment is originally a feeling of my own.

You have to have understanding, it's like finding your third hand, your third leg, and how to use it. ”

But this is easy to say, if you want to use this technique really flexibly, it takes time to sharpen.

Just like a person who suddenly has a third hand.

The martial arts arena is empty, and now that everyone has attained enlightenment, there is no point in them staying.

"It's going to be assessed tomorrow, or let's go to the flower building in Yuexian City to relax!"

The second fat touched his chin and touched the Qin beast with his elbow full of anticipation.

"Flower Building...... Do you have a spirit stone? Besides, I'm afraid it's ...... to take the girl to the flower building."

Qin Beast looked at Er Fat with black lines all over his head at the moment, he still thought that this was Hangzhou City, everything could be bought with silver, and silver would be a treasure for mortals.

It's a pity that in the eyes of immortal cultivators, silver is just a tool to assist in refining and alchemy.

"What are you afraid of?"

Ye Jun looked at the Qin beast in surprise, standing upright like a hedgehog: "Why can't women go to Hualou?"

Qin Beast gave a thumbs up: "You cow, you really deserve to be a pure girl!"

When these words were spoken, the overall atmosphere of the five people suddenly froze.

The second fat seemed to have heard something terrible: "Animal ...... Brute, you apologize quickly!"

When he first met Ye Jun, he did give her such a similar nickname.

But the consequences were extremely tragic.

He had a body of spiritual power, but he had no skills, and his round body just became a leather ball, which was turned upside down by Ye Jun.

In the end, he was even kicked directly into the air by a volley, and it didn't hurt to fall.

However, because of this, and because of Ye Jun's guilt towards Qin Beast, Er Fat was able to recruit her smoothly and easily.

Unexpectedly, this time Ye Jun was surprisingly calm, without the slightest hint of anger.

"What's going on?"

The second fat looked at Ye Jun's neat board inch with some suspicion: "Could it be that this man's wife has changed sex?"

Ye Jun saw that the second fat was so virtuous, and immediately kicked it again.

"I call him brute, he calls me man, we're even, and besides, I shouldn't be able to beat him. ”

Obviously, his fighting techniques with Er Fat are half-, but he is so daunting.

"Hehe, Miss Ye is serious! I'm actually the same as Er Fat, I'm a half-ass, and the battle with the Knife Mark Master that day was completely due to instinct. ”

Ye Jun stared at the Qin Beast, turned his head and glanced at each other with Bayik, both of them seeing a trace of surprise in the other party's eyes.

Obviously, the behavior of this boy who didn't look like a good guy was a little unexpected.

"Surprise, don't look at him always foul language, we brutes are a showman! And we can recite poetry!"

The second fat grabbed Qin Beast's shoulders and put on an extremely exaggerated tone.

"I didn't expect you to be able to recite poetry like this?"

Bauhinia was also surprised, and only Bayik stood calmly in place.

"What's the matter, I'll moan too!"

He pursed his lips.

"Damn, you're the real person who doesn't show up!"

Qin Beast became interested: "Then you make a first couplet and I'll listen to it." ”

Bayik took a deep breath and slowly stepped in place: "Look at me in seven steps into a poem, you listen to itβ€”ah! Your head, like a ball, kicks the ......"

"Stop! good, good, quatrain!"

At this moment, everyone is unanimously stopping his literary creation.

"Hey......

Bayik smirked and touched his head: "I heard the old man on the grassland say that this is the most beautiful hymn to heroism!"

After speaking, he looked at the sky with a fascination on his face. However, Erfat is not so stupid, as far as Bayk's little trick is concerned, he can see it through at once.

"Praise your size, you are clearly a ridicule that leaves no trace, big one, eat the fat man and I have a trick!"

As soon as the second fat reached out, a wind ball blocked Bayk's mouth.

"Hmm......"

Bayk felt a cool breeze blow over him, and he involuntarily covered his mouth.

With his cheeks bulging, coupled with a big mouth, Qin Beast suddenly thought of a groundhog with a mouth full of pine nuts.

A smile flashed in Bayk's eyes: "Haha, it was revealed by Li Hua!" (You found out)"

Then, he gently held Erfat's shoulders.

"Hey, look at the three! (watch me move the mountain)"

The second fat was lifted above his head by Bayk, and then fell hard.

"Big one...... You don't bring such a ruthless ......."

The second fat lay on the ground and curled up his body, and his body was clumped up at this time, which was really more like a big exaggerated ball.

By the time Bayik's mouth stopped leaking, he was already at the table of a restaurant in Yuexian City.

The placket of his chest had been wet with splashes of saliva at the moment.

The one who can come to the restaurant and pay the bill is naturally Ye Jun.

"What's next?"

Ye Jun asked.

"Let's go to the flower building!"

Qin Beast replied with a smile.

"That'...... What should I do tomorrow for the actual combat assessment? Hualou drinks, if you get drunk, you won't oversleep, but it's not too late!"

Bayik was a little worried.

"Don't worry about this!"

The ghost cat Bauhinia stuffed something in her mouth, and it turned out that she was grabbing a piece of chicken leg and feasting on it: "The assessment of the Dark Night Cry is carried out at night, so the assessment will be at least until tomorrow night." ”

What about strategy?

This kind of thing is something that should only be thought about after knowing the specific content of the actual combat assessment.

Now, for Qin Beast, it can only be a chic time to take care of itself.

It's evening, and there is still some time before the real night, but this flower building is already overcrowded.

Next to the Wind Full Building, there is a waterway.

In the waterway, all kinds of shiny painting boats float in it, filling the inky river water in the twilight.

In addition to a group of showy entertainers, there was also a scholar wearing some Confucian robes sitting near the window in the hall.

"Let's talk first, we girls are going to the river. ”

Ye Jun is holding the cat, no matter where she is, she always likes to be one step ahead.

"I'll go too!"

Bayik said with a loud voice.

"What are you doing with other girls? won't it be...... Hey, hey, hey!"

On the fat face of the second fat, an extremely obscene smile suddenly appeared.

"you, fatty! big guy is looking out for our safety, idiot! brute, let's go first!"

"Meow!"

Bauhinia stretched a big lazy waist in Ye Jun's arms.

The figures of the three of them gradually drifted away, and only the two of them were left here, and in an instant, Qin Beast suddenly had a feeling that he had returned to Hangzhou City.

The painting boat is, and the green mountains and trees are slanting.

Wake up the lonely guest wine, and the dust is thousands of homes.

"Er Fat, Su Hang's painting boat, do you think there is any difference from here?"

Erfat was staring at the river: "I asked just now, there are no girls in the painting boat in Northern Xinjiang, the girls in Hualou don't sell themselves, and the girls in Qinglou are sold...... You can't eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, but how can I live!"

When Qin Beast heard this, he gave him a fierce slap on his head: "Damn, if you don't learn well every day, you only know how to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble!"

The second fat is in Hangzhou City, and it is really as he said, his monthly income is basically used to block the cherry mouths of those mussel girls.

"Take a look! Take a look! The jasmine flowers in the windy building, Miss Lin Miaoran has a question today, and there is a poetry competition! I heard that the person who wins can spend the night with her......

Lin Miaoran, I heard that she is the best-looking girl in the flower building of Yuexian City.

"Second fat, what are you shouting down there?"

Qin Beast sat boredly on the chair, drinking sullen wine with Er Fat one by one.

"No-know-way!"

The second fat man was lying on the table weakly, and the beauties who walked in front of him were all bright meat!

It's a pity that you can only see it, but you can't eat it.

"Hey, you two won't be stupid, right? The most beautiful girl in all the flower buildings in the entire Yuexian City, I'm going to ask the question today, I heard that the leader can not only get two thousand spirit stones, but also spend a good night with her!"

"What?!Two thousand spirit stones!"

"What?!Spend the night together!"

When the two of them heard this, they immediately slapped the table and stood up.

Xiao Er was taken aback by them, but Xuan even showed a smile that everyone understood: "Guest officer, I will show you the way, and you can also go to the elegant seat, as long as you have a low-grade spirit stone!"

In Xiao Er's opinion, the two of them are veterans of flowers at first glance. For veterans of flowers, picky taste is the most basic cultivation. If you make these two masters happy, it will be a long-term meal ticket in the future!

With a wave of his hand, Qin Beast directly threw two lower-grade spirit stones: "Lead the way!"

The spirit stone fell into the placket of his clothes, and Xiao Er's face immediately smiled into a flower: "Okay guest officer, please come here!"

This spirit stone was naturally borrowed from Ye Jun. Although she is a little more manly, she is rarely a little rich woman.

Xiao Er took Qin Beast and Er Fat to cross the covered bridge with carved fences and murals, walked through the leisurely and elegant courtyard, and finally stopped in front of a small attic.

"Guest officer, please go up to the second floor in a moment!"

Xiao Er accompanied the smiling face.