Chapter Seventy-Four: The Idea Is Beautiful, The Reality Is Cruel
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Gu Bei met the contemptuous eyes shot by Bai Luoshi, looked up at the blazing sun hanging in the air, wiped the sweat stains on his forehead with his sleeve, and blushed in embarrassment, feeling that this excuse ...... It's a bit lame indeed......
He really wanted to dig a hole in the ground...... And then...... threw herself into Bai Luoshi's arms.
As for the hole dug in the ground, he felt that he should do a good deed and let future generations drill it!
That's right, he Gu Bei is so righteous! It is he who is happy to help others, so that it will not embarrass future generations, and there are ready-made ones if you want to find a hole in the ground.
Cheng Xiaoyi happily flipped over the skewers of grilled black meat skewers that could no longer be black, and smeared oil on his hands and feet slowly.
My brother-in-law likes to grease a lot and likes to eat her grilled meat!
Cheng Xiaoyi felt that Qing'er and Xiao Ran next to him would definitely not be able to barbecue, and her brother-in-law obviously said that it was only delicious to be charred and black, but these two people just roasted the meat to a golden brown, not at all, and now the price of mutton has risen, it is a waste of food......
It is estimated that they can only bake it beautifully, it looks like Miss Ben's baked ...... Well, it's not pretty, but it's delicious!
In her heart, her brother-in-law is an authoritative expert, and what her brother-in-law said is right.
Cheng Xiaoyi squinted and despised the two of them, raised a small face with a smile like a flower, and said to Gu Bei who was not far away: "Brother-in-law, it's baked right away, this time it's baked a lot, it's definitely a lot of ......."
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Gu Bei looked at the black ball in her hand, she couldn't recognize her true face, her body trembled, and her handsome face turned pale in an instant.
Grandma, come back! It's the rhythm of eating the dead.
It is estimated that after eating that black mass, he will have to fly down 3,000 feet, and then ......
No, I guess I had collapsed by then, and then I could learn from those talented people to moan without illness while lying on the bed.
Gu Bei frowned, thinking about countermeasures in his mind, he could usually come up with dozens of clever ways to get out, but now it was the same as the computer system, at the critical moment, it crashed with a bang......
No matter how you reboot it, it doesn't work.
Damn pig heads!
Gu Bei slapped the pig's head hard...... No, it was his brain, his face turned pale in a hurry, and he couldn't think about countermeasures, Gu Bei pretended to be miserable and had just been ravaged by ten or eight tiger-backed bear-waisted women, and asked Bai Luoshi for help.
Bai Luoshi looked at all this like an outsider, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, her pretty face was flushed, she was not uncomfortable, seeing her little face pale, Gu Bei's eyes were so anxious that she was sweating like rain for help, just like a hot summer day, suddenly drinking a glass of cold drink was as sour, and the entire pores were transparent.
Xianggong, I didn't expect you to have a deflated day, giggle......
Bai Luoshi laughed in her heart, it was rare to see Gu Bei suffer, feng shui took turns, and there was also a day when he asked for help......
After laughing, Bai Luoshi was full of sourness, took off the silk scarf with her slender hand, stretched out in front of Gu Bei to wipe his sweat, frowned and said, "Xianggong, why do you have a stinky smell on your body......"
"Is there one?"
Gu Bei picked up his collar, leaned in with his nose and sniffed hard, obviously there was no smell, why did the lady say that it was stinky, looked up at Bai Luoshi, and just wanted to make a sound, when he saw that the lady gave him a look, he quickly changed his words and said: "Oh, why is it so smelly on the body, it is estimated that it has just been smoked, lady, go take a bath for your husband first." With that, he stood up and walked back to his room.
"Brother-in-law, you can eat, where are you going? Wait......" Cheng Xiaoyi had just finished baking, and was full of joy and was about to take it to Gu Bei to taste, but when he saw his brother-in-law leaving without saying hello, he shouted coquettishly.
Gu Bei's figure did not stop, staggered, but walked more cheerfully.
Cheng Xiaoyi saw that her brother-in-law was gone, looked at the meat skewers in her hand, turned her beautiful eyes to Bai Luoshi, and said, "Sister Bai......"
Cheng Xiaoyi's shining eyes swept over, Bai Luoshi felt bad, thought about it, and hurriedly stammered: "Xiaoyi, Sister Bai is going to give your brother-in-law a bath." After speaking, he didn't give Cheng Xiaoyi a chance to speak, and chased Gu Bei's figure with a feverish face.
Scrubbing? When did Sister Bai learn to serve others?
Cheng Xiaoyi didn't think much about it, after all, they were husband and wife. Seeing that Gu Bei was gone, and Bai Luoshi was also gone, Cheng Xiaoyi waved the meat skewers in his hand, feeling that he couldn't waste food, and he had to find someone to taste the fruits of his hard work.
And who else is there?
The little girl turned and walked to the door, ready to find a subordinate to test...... Oh, come and taste it. Out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly saw the two people who were eating by the iron frame, and their eyes lit up, and there were two ready-made people.
Qing'er, who was thinking about how to put her mouth in front of the meat skewers, was keenly aware that she was being stared at, raised her little head to look, and looked at Cheng Xiaoyi's shining eyes, didn't think much about it, and was ready to bite into the fragrant meat skewers, after thinking about it, she put down the meat skewers and threw them in the tray, and sighed with pity: "Alas, I can't eat such delicious meat skewers, it seems that I haven't been active for a long time, so let's go to the activity first." After speaking, he stood up, and before Cheng Xiaoyi could speak, he jumped onto the courtyard wall and disappeared. The speed of the action shows that the martial arts are not ordinary.
Xiao Ran, who had his back to Cheng Xiaoyi, didn't know that danger was coming, holding the grilled fish in his hand, he was feasting on it, he liked to eat fish the most, whether it was grilled, boiled, or braised him, he loved to eat it, which would make him sound his childhood memories. Xiao Ran was biting the fish, and suddenly saw Qing'er say a few words inexplicably, jumped on the courtyard wall and disappeared.
Is it an event? Who still can't stop you, you can't leave the door, and you actually jump off the wall......
Xiao Ran shook his head secretly, I really don't understand, what a good Qing'er! How did I stay by my uncle's side for a while, and I did something unexpected like my uncle, and I began to take the unusual path.
It seems that you have to stay away from your uncle in the future, and you can't be spoiled by him.
I thought about taking a bite of the fish fillet in my hand, but the skill of grilling fish is still not as good as my uncle! You still need to ask your uncle to see if he has any unique secret recipes.
"Brother Xiao......"
Xiao Ran, who was trying to eat fish, felt that someone was calling him behind him, turned around and saw that it was Cheng Xiaoyi, and subconsciously handed over the fish fillet he had bitten in his hand, after all, this is a matter of politeness, others call you, you can't eat alone, you have to share it with everyone, and said: "It turned out to be Miss Cheng, don't you dare to be a big brother and eat fish?" ”
Looking at the saliva fillet, Cheng Xiaoyi's face darkened, he really wanted to smear the oil on his face, how could he hand over what he had eaten, think about a good tutor, well, he is asking for help, his smile remained the same, and he said sweetly: "Thank you, Brother Xiao, Xiaoyi is not hungry." ”
"Miss Cheng......"
"It's okay, I just want to invite Brother Xiao to eat meat skewers, but you can't refuse." Cheng Xiaoyi said coquettishly, this time she learned smartly, and blocked Xiao Ran with words in advance.
"Uh, that's ......"
Xiao Ran, who just wanted to say thank you, looked down and saw Cheng Xiaoyi handing over a string of black things, and the words behind him were blocked in his throat, and he couldn't say anything.
“......”
Xiao Ran looked at the black lump, just stood up, and disappeared over the wall like Xueqing'er, and prepared with his feet...... Cheng Xiaoyi, who was quick-eyed, grabbed his collar and said coquettishly: "Brother Xiao, you don't want to slip away like them, right?" ”
"How, how so?"
Xiao Ran sneered, he really wanted to escape, Cheng Xiaoyi grabbed his collar, if he jumped up with both feet, he would take her up and fall, but if he didn't run away, he looked at the black lump...... Xiao Ran was in a dilemma.
In the past, if I had more contact with my uncle and kept my uncle's oiliness more, it wouldn't be like this, and it didn't seem bad to be damaged by him......
The idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
If you want to live a good life, you have to face it, Xiao Ran took the black lump like death, put it in his mouth, and wanted to put it in his mouth as a delicacy, but he couldn't get his mouth down, he looked up at Cheng Xiaoyi, saw her expectant, encouraging eyes, bit it hard, and saw that it was getting closer and closer, Xiao Ran found that he still couldn't do it, he could deceive his body, and he couldn't deceive his heart......