Chapter 429: Drinking
Chapter 429: Drinking
This kind of lose-lose situation is what Shi Bin wants to see the most, he can't wait to keep looking at it like this, and see more and more Yuan people fighting and losing or even burning because of doubts and misunderstandings. They compete with each other, and their own fishermen benefit.
Nearly a hundred miles away from Batu's territory, Shi Bin and his gang stopped. At this time, there are two purposes for stopping, the first is to rest, and the second is to discuss how to go after that. After all, the two thousand households opened before were absolutely insignificant, and even if the Yuan people didn't suspect them, they had to move forward more cautiously. Now it is the hinterland of the Yuanren, and there is no room for the slightest mistake.
Therefore, after resting for a night, Shi Bin pulled Wang Lixin and Xu Feng to his tent to discuss matters.
"Tell me what's next?" Shi Bin asked very seriously.
"Master Shi, you are a veteran and experienced in this area, you can just make up your mind how to go, why do you ask us?" Wang Lixin said with a smile.
"Lord Wang, don't say that, I'm not Zhuge Kongming. Even if Wolong doesn't have a miscalculation? I don't want to bury everyone in this vast prairie because of my stupidity. If you have anything to say, just say it, we don't have much time to say polite words on the territory of the Yuanren now. Shi Bin reminded.
Knowing that he had made a mistake, Wang Lixin nodded a little embarrassed. If he hadn't been so modest before, now that he saw Shi Bin's methods, he was convinced that he became a little lamb.
"Lord Wang doesn't mind if I'm speaking straight, right? If you have an idea, please say it, don't hesitate. Even if you are wrong, you are fine, and knowing your mistakes can improve a lot. ”
How can knowing mistakes improve the world? It was a child's coaxing, and Wang Lixin never believed it. But now they are facing crises all the time on the territory of the Yuanren, so even if you don't believe it, you have to say what you think.
Looking down at the clothes he was wearing, Wang Lixin always had some indescribable awkwardness and uneasiness. Thinking about it, he habitually picked up the teacup and drank tea, not paying attention to the temperature being scalded by the tea. This made him suddenly realize a little bit of drinking.
Almost all of the Yuan people are big wine jugs, and even the amount of alcohol that women drink is not small. If you can't drink half a catty of rice wine, you will definitely be drunk, not to mention the spirits of the Yuan people? As long as you pay a little attention, the Yuan people can see the flaws in it.
So Wang Lixin said very anxiously: "Lord Shi, just now Wang thought of a very troublesome thing. ”
"Lord Wang, please speak."
"Yuanren is too good at drinking, it is a few catties at every turn, and we will not be able to carry half a catty at most. What if one of the leaders of the Yuan people invites you to drink, what if you drink too much? ”
Hearing Wang Lixin's words, Shi Bin was very happy and very surprised, but he didn't expect him to think of this. smiled: "Thank you Lord Wang for your concern, do you want to know why those Yuan people have such a large amount of alcohol?" ”
From Shi Bin's tone, he could hear that he was not afraid of drinking with the Yuan people, which made Wang Lixin very puzzled. Could it be that Shi Bin is also massive?
"Lord Wang should know that Yuan people often drink mare's milk, milk, and yogurt." Shi Bin said with a smile.
"Yes. They drink milk the same way we drink tea. ”
"The reason why they can drink so much and not get drunk is because they drink some yogurt before and after drinking, and some even drink yogurt while drinking, so that the amount of alcohol is much larger."
Shi Bin's words made Wang Lixin feel incredible. Can you drink yogurt to increase your alcohol consumption? He didn't believe it. He has only heard of strong tea hangover, but not yogurt.
"Lord Wang doesn't believe it, does he?" Shi Bin said with a smile. Before Wang Lixin could answer, he said again: "We'll fight the amount of wine later." Shi remembered that you drank less than me. How about you drink some yogurt today and see if you drink more than me? ”
No one likes to be a test subject, although Wang Lixin knew that Shi Bin was trying to convince himself, but he was silent. Seeing what Wang Li was thinking in confidence, Shi Bin knew that his proposal made him a little unhappy. So I changed the way: I drank with yogurt. Let Wang Lixin see if his alcohol consumption will increase.
Seeing that Shi Bin is so confident, Wang Lixin has actually believed seven or eight points, but hearing is false and seeing is believing, Wang Lixin still wants to see what is going on. So he nodded in agreement with Shi Bin's suggestion and looked forward to the start of dinner.
Soon the dinner began, in order to convince Wang Lixin completely, Shi Bin also proposed: drink Mongolian spirits to stuff the donkey, and Wang Lixin drink some rice wine.
Although Shi Bin's proposal made Wang Lixin feel a little embarrassed and felt that he was cheating, in order to verify what Shi Bin said, Wang Lixin did not refuse.
As soon as he started drinking, Shi Bin just ate meat and drank wine in a big bowl, and a pound of wine was soon gone. But Shi Bin still talks and laughs like a nobody. But Wang Lixin only took a sip of wine. In the end, an embarrassing thing happened: Shi Bin drank nearly three catties of stuffy donkey before he got drunk, and Wang Lixin only drank four or two rice wine.
The next day, Wang Lixin woke up and saw Shi Bin practicing his 'Seven Wounds Boxing' outside the tent. And I feel that I can't stand up with my top-heavy.
After discovering that Wang Lixin woke up, Shi Bin came over to apologize, "Lord Wang, I'm sorry for making you drunk yesterday." ”
"No, no, no, Lord Shi has this way to deal with Yuanren Wang, who is more convinced by the adult, and has more confidence in this surprise attack." Wang Lixin asked a little worriedly, "How much yogurt did Lord Shi bring?" ”
"Please rest assured Lord Wang, we have brought three thousand catties ourselves, and each soldier has five catties. And they will buy it from small tribes passing by, and they will not eat the old books. However, after being reminded by Lord Wang, we really have to pay attention to this problem, and when dealing with the Yuan people, our soldiers must remember that when they deal with the Yuan people, they can't just drink yogurt stupidly, let alone drink without a sip of wine, because it is too easy to expose the stuffing, and it becomes a self-confession. ”
At this time, Xu Feng spoke: "Two adults, there are three thousand households in front of us, according to the information we have obtained, these three people are all treacherous and cunning people, there is such a big movement in the east, it is impossible for them not to know." I'm afraid we'll have to change our clothes. ”
Swap? Shi Bin and Wang Lixin were a little unsure of the meaning of Xu Feng's words when they saw Xu Feng's appearance.
"My lordship, I don't mean changing into the costumes of other tribes, but by exchanging these noble costumes with the costumes of ordinary officials."
Saying this, the two of them somewhat understood what Xu Feng meant. Before, he was a national prince who pretended to be a micro-service and made a private visit, wearing civilian clothes. After causing the two small tribes to merge, naturally they can no longer wear civilian clothes, but they can't make it look like a big noble, so it is most appropriate to pretend to be an official with a little status. It is impossible for the Yuan people to think that they have brought so many of their costumes.
Immediately accepted Xu Feng's suggestion, Shi Bin and Wang Lixin ordered: All soldiers must drink yogurt together when drinking in the future, otherwise military law will be involved. All those who wore aristocratic attire and wore the symbols of nobility were changed to ordinary attire, so ordinary that they could no longer be ordinary.
Even Shi Bin himself was dressed as an ordinary thousand-family look, and at first glance he was a child of a big family.
After getting ready, Shi Bin decided to go to the tribe with the most abundant water and grass. Give Yuanren a heavy punch. It's better to let the other two families covet this weakened tribe.
Looking at this endless grassland is indescribably beautiful, and what he feels in it is only the beauty of nature, which almost makes Shi Bin forget what he is here to do, and forget that he has to move forward.
Anger is difficult to sustain, so by the time he arrived at the Thousand Households, Shi Bin's anger had almost disappeared. They all began to wonder if they were going to continue to pollute the water source of the Yuanren so that they could no longer gain a foothold in this grassland.
Seeing Shi Bin's strange appearance, Xu Feng, the roundworm in his stomach, immediately leaned over and asked, "My lord, what's wrong with you, is there anything uncomfortable?" ”
"Nope. Xu Feng, I want to ask you a question. Shi Bin was obviously hesitant.
"Your Excellency, please speak."
"Did you think we were doing the right thing?"
"Do that? What do adults say about how to do it? Do we want to stir up strife between them or pollute their water? Xu Feng asked.
"Nature is polluted water. I think this method is a bit too cruel and obscene. ”
As soon as he heard that Shi Bin was hesitant because of this, Xu Feng immediately became agitated. Regardless of his humble status, he directly reprimanded Shi Bin for not being a woman. What's more, it is not an exaggeration to say that the Yuan people killed hundreds of thousands of people in the Great Song Dynasty at every turn, and polluted the water source, but it just made it impossible for them to gain a foothold here. Emphasize that the grass is not removed, and the spring breeze blows and grows.
According to the meaning of Xu Feng's words, it is merciful to them that they only pollute the water source without killing all the Yuan people. These words barely allowed Shi Bin to pass this hurdle in his heart and return to his previous state again.
When they arrived at the Thousand Households, the Thousand Households of the House immediately came out to greet them. Look at that look very obscene and quite unbeaten, definitely a treacherous and cunning guy. Shi Bin's vigilance immediately increased.
"Where is my brother from, and why are you here with us?" The thousand households asked with a smile.
Of course, it can't be said that it is from the Tatar Ministry, as soon as Shi Bin said it, he became a thousand households of the Hadajin Ministry, and he went to visit several important people in Naiban on the orders of his ten thousand households.
"What's my brother's name, my name is Battle and I'm the head of a thousand households here."
"My name is Sukhbasa." Shi Bin said, "I've come so far, I hope to come to Lord Battle, you to settle down and rest for the night." ”
"Of course, we are all brothers on the grassland, you can stay with me for as long as you want, the longer I will be. It's been a long time since I've seen brothers from other tribes, and I'm glad to be here. ”
"Thank you very much."
"No thanks, but I have one condition." Battle smiled slyly, "Brother is good wine, we have to drink ten catties tonight, otherwise I won't allow you to take your men to settle down with me." ”
Ten pounds? The numbers startled Shi Bin. But he couldn't show it, but quickly agreed. and said that he would definitely drink to beat Battle and let him fall first.
Shi Bin's bold attitude reassured Bartel a lot, so that he looked like an authentic prairie man. After all, in the east, Aegis and Batu were both defeated, so he had to be wary that a small group of Song people had infiltrated and sabotage. Not because of anything else, just because the battle between the Yuan people is generally to annex or expel the opponent, and basically will not pollute the water source. Because the winner of the war himself will use that water source.
Shi Bin's flaws were not found for the time being, and Shi Bin pretended to be very tired. Battle couldn't keep pulling him to chat, so he had to send him back to the tent he had just set up to rest.