Chapter 265: The Siamese Horse
Qu Ping hurriedly helped Li Jun and agreed: "Naturally, I'm willing to give it a try." "I'm afraid that Li Jun will say "no".
Li Jun muttered, "I don't know what the princess looks like." ”
"This sentence can't be translated!" Qu Ping immediately said to Ah Hao, and then turned to the king of Siam, "Li Gongzi is already impatient, I don't know when I can start?" ”
The King of Siam laughed and said, "The prince and his entourage have worked hard all the way, don't they need to rest?" ”
"Naturally, you have to rest. Let's start tomorrow. Thank you, Your Majesty! Qu Ping said, so that Li Jun can prepare.
Qu Ping and the five people were sent to the guest room to rest, and the King of Siam also prepared a clean change of clothes for everyone.
Li Jun held back a little temper in his heart and said, "Lord Wang, I'm old, why are you still joking with me?" ”
Qu Ping smiled and said, "I'm serious!" You are also a big man, it's time to marry a wife, have children, and settle down. ”
"But...... Okay, in order to help the prince get two riding elephants, I can only sacrifice the small self and fulfill the big self, and I agreed for the time being. When the time comes, I won't come back! Li Jun firmly said that he had made up his mind to be a "negative man".
"I'm afraid that you will be reluctant to leave when you see the beauty of the princess." Qu Ping teased.
Ah Hao said enviously: "Brother Li, such a good thing, others can't want it!" ”
Zhuang Wei helped on the side and said, "Yes, yes." ”
"If you want it, I'll fight for it!" Li Jun said angrily.
Ah Hao said: "I don't have that ability, and I don't have that kind of good life!" As long as Brother Li is a colt, don't forget me in the future! ”
"Get out of the way!" After Li Jun scolded Ah Hao, he said to Qu Ping, "I am not afraid of the three questions of wisdom and bravery, but the question of culture is ...... You also know who hasn't suffered the loss of being uneducated. ”
Qu Ping said disapprerovingly: "Then you can rest assured, there will be me then!" ”
Li Jun said: "Okay, the colt counts you half!" ”
Qu Pingxin said, I don't want to share a daughter with you!
On the morning of the second day, the sky was crisp and the sun was shining.
The King of Siam gathered his ministers outside the palace by the river, and the old elephant, with a boat tied to the riverbank, swaying with the waves.
The ministers talked a lot, there were so many people who had failed before, will the candidate recommended by King Xiang of the Great Song Dynasty succeed in passing the test this time? Will the princess get rid of the single today, or continue to be the older leftover girl? …… Many problems will be tested again.
Qu Ping signaled that everything was ready.
After the King of Siam ordered everyone to be quiet, Li Jun clasped his fists at everyone at the scene and said, "I already have the answer to this first question!" ”
Everyone was not shocked, everyone who came up in Xindao made such a statement, and in the end it was not a shame to leave.
Li Jun completely copied Cao Chong's method of weighing elephants, asking people to first mark the draft depth of the empty boat, then lead the elephant to the boat, and then record the second scale. Finally, let the elephant get off the boat, replace it with stones of the same weight, let the scale of the third time coincide with the second, and get the final result, the weight of all the stones on the boat is the weight of the elephant. You only need to weigh the stone to know how much the elephant weighs.
The King of Siam and his ministers nodded their heads in praise, so it was. How come no one has thought of such a seemingly simple method? The people of the Celestial Empire are too smart.
In the far corner, the Siamese princess was hiding and secretly observing, and although the test taker was older, the first impression in other aspects was not bad. It's good to be older, mature and steady.
She hoped in her heart, wondering if this person would be able to complete the next three questions?
The King of Siam announced on the spot: "The first level, pass!" ”
Li Junxin said with a small meaning. He hugged his fists and said, "The second level starts here!" ”
After saying that, he didn't care about taking off his clothes, and jumped into the water with a bang, which frightened everyone on the shore to be surprised, this person was too anxious, right?
The corners of Princess Siam's mouth rose slightly, this person is a little interesting, a little older, but he should not be a boring person, mature but not dull, interesting.
Qu Ping shouted: "King, remember to count the time!" ”
Qu Ping is not allowed to say more, there have been special personnel who have made records for the first time.
The King of Siam was worried: "Lord, he just jumped down like this, and he didn't do any protective measures, so he might as well tie a rope, so as not to be washed away by the water and not know where it goes, and then he will ......" The King of Siam wanted to say that the bones would be difficult to find at that time.
Qu Ping continued his words and said, "The king need not worry. If Li Jun is unfortunately washed away by the water, he can only wish Her Royal Highness the princess to find Ruyi Langjun as soon as possible. ”
As the sun rises, so does the temperature. It's been half a stick of incense.
Qu Ping took a sip of tea and asked, "How long was the highest duration in the past?" ”
The King of Siam replied, "A little more incense." ”
He thought to himself, could it be that King Xiang was already worried about Li Jun's limit, he wouldn't fail in the second level, right?
Qu Ping then said: "Why don't we prepare lunch here first, and wait for him while eating!" ”
After listening to Ah Hao's translation, the King of Siam was still an hour away from lunch, and he was surprised: "The prince is joking, right?" ”
"Of course...... It's a joke, haha! The king didn't know his limit, so he had two sticks of incense. Qu Ping said.
The King of Siam calmed down the fright, but fortunately, it was not so exaggerated.
Everyone moved a table and stool to sit down, sat and chatted while eating snacks, and saw how long Li Jun had been lurking. Good Mood Literature Network
The second incense stick has been lit, and it stands to reason that Li Jun has already passed the test.
However, neither the King of Siam nor Qu Ping had any intention of stopping, but instead talked freely about the long-term interests of the two countries.
The two chatted vigorously, and before they knew it, the second incense stick had been burned, and it was not until he was reminded whether to replace the third incense stick that the King of Siam came back to his senses.
The King of Siam looked at Qu Ping, and Qu Ping said to continue.
The mood of the people on the shore changed from surprise at the beginning, to excitement, to numbness, and finally began to worry about the safety of Li Jun underwater.
The princess of Siam clenched her little fists even more, and said in her heart that she had succeeded, why didn't she come out of the water, and her father was really not ordering someone to call him up. What happens if the brain gets into the water?
It won't be washed away by the water, will it?
A minister said to the King of Siam, "King, it has been two and a half incense sticks. He won't ...... Washed away by the water, or is it gone? ”
The King of Siam was about to discuss with Qu Ping, when he suddenly heard a "pounding" sound on the water, Li Jun jumped up from under the water with a wet body, landed on the boat steadily, stretched out his hand to brush the wet hair covering his face behind his head, and said loudly: "Is it time for lunch, I'm a little hungry?" ”
Siam Guogong saw Li Jun's chic head shaking when he came out of the water, and he was a little stupid to see this scene.
Her maid whispered, "Princess, your eyes are so big, you will get into the sand!" ”
The King of Siam laughed and clapped his hands: "It's incredible! It's incredible! ”
Qu Ping was proud of Li Jun and said, "Since Li Jun is already hungry, then he will eat and compete again in the afternoon." ”
The King of Siam said "yes" vigorously, and asked people to quickly bring the clothes they had dried to Li Jun to change into.
Lunch was settled on the spot by the river, and everyone sat at the table according to their status.
The King of Siam invited Li Jun to sit closer to him, and his eyes were different from yesterday, a little like his father-in-law looking at his son-in-law.
Li Jun also took the initiative to ask for some wine to eat.
The King of Siam was worried about the afternoon competition, saying, "I am afraid that drinking alcohol will affect the spirit of the afternoon competition." ”
Qu Ping knew that Li Junjiang was arrogant, and said: "It's no problem, wine is heroic, and people are afraid of drinking." ”
When the King of Siam heard Qu Ping say this, he asked people to fetch wine, and specially instructed him to use a small pot not to let Li Jun drink too much and delay the big event.
Joke! A dignified and heroic man, how can he drink and make mistakes? Drinking will only make a difference!
After a half-time rest after dinner, the third competition began - martial arts.
Li Jun stretched his arms, stretched his hamstrings, and twisted his neck to a clatter. He had been waiting impatiently. I wanted to win the race earlier, get the elephant ride, and escape from Siam earlier.
Competing with Li Jun is the legendary No. 1 master of Siam, with powerful lean muscles, prominent cheekbones, and aggressive eyes.
As soon as the other party came on the field, he said aggressively: "If you only try this one, I will already be a colt!" ”
After listening to Ah Hao's translation, Li Jun replied to the other party and said, "It's a pity, the princess won't like a brainless rough person!" ”
Ah Hao deliberately translated into the most vulgar Siamese dialect, and the other party was so angry that he screamed after hearing it, and directly began to take the initiative to attack, making deadly moves, punches, elbows, knees, and feet, all towards the most dangerous and weak targets.
Li Jun was already a good hand in Liangshan back then, and now after years of tempering, he has already become a superior master.
In addition, the martial arts of the Central Plains are broad and profound, and after so many years of Li Jun's integration and integration into actual combat, even Qu Ping was amazed when he saw Li Jun's tricks.
Even if Qu Ping is bold with Li Jun, he may not be able to get benefits easily.
The two were not polite to each other, completely putting each other to death, and after a while, both of them were slightly injured.
The King of Siam looked at the stalemate and dangerous battle on the field, and the two sides seemed to have put life and death on the line, and he said worriedly: "These two people are fighting like enemies, there will be no danger, right?" ”
Qu Ping said: "The king can rest assured, if Li Jun has a mistake, I will not say much." ”
It's easy to say, but the two on the field are on the needle, and it's hard to tell the difference.
The first master of Siam kicked Li Jun's head with a heavy right whip leg, Li Jun reflexively swept his leg backwards, and saw that he was about to sweep the opponent's ankle, the Siamese master did not have time to retract his right leg, and his body rotated 360 degrees in the air, and raised his left leg to avoid Li Jun's life-threatening sweeping leg, and kicked Li Jun in the air.
In a flash of lightning, Li Jun grabbed the opponent's left ankle with a grappling hand, and took advantage of the situation.
The Siamese master can't fight back in the air, so he can only wait for himself to land before waiting for the opportunity to fight back.
Unexpectedly, Li Jun didn't give him a chance to land, like throwing a chain ball, grabbing the other party, leaning back forty-five degrees, perfectly rotating twice, and putting his hands down.
I saw the Siamese master screaming in the air, like a cannonball smashed into the river, the posture of entering the water was perfect, the water splash was also good, and with a slight "coo", it had disappeared into the water.
Li Jun clapped his hands, hugged his fists to everyone present and said, "It's ugly!" ”
When the king of Siam saw that the first master was thrown into the water, he was so frightened that he hurriedly ordered someone to go down to the river to save him. Because the water nature of the Siamese master is not too good.
The Siamese master was washed away more than ten meters along the river before he was rescued ashore, and at this moment he was spitting out water in a big gulp.
Qu Ping proudly asked the King of Siam, "How?" ”
Seeing that the first master was fortunately fine, the King of Siam replied: "Li Gongzi is extraordinary, and it is definitely rare to meet an opponent in Siam!" ”
"Zhi Yongwu, all three games have been won perfectly, this last item, do you still need to compare?" Qu Ping asked proudly.