Section 1: The success of the envoys

Put it there, and no one will take it!

Kochab saw that there was an extra thunderbolt in his crotch, and he jumped without jumping! Is this supposed to be stuffed into the crotch of your pants? What to do if it blows up?

Su Jiro held him down: "Don't move, we just need to go out and study it, let's go!" Let's get out of here! ”

Everyone carried Leng Feng and Kochab outside, and when they saw that Leng Feng was being carried out, the sergeants all surrounded him and drew their swords at the envoys.

Anlu quickly explained: "It's okay, it's okay! Guogong just drank too much and slept over, you can take a look if you don't believe it! ”

The sixteen dogs put away their knives, and when they saw that the boss was really asleep, they beckoned someone to come over and carry Leng Feng with him, and said to An Lu: "The boss or let's take care of it!" Go back to your room and rest! ”

Soga Jiro shook his head: "Let's go out, Guogong drank until he got drunk, we really don't have the face to live here." ”

The sixteen dogs pointed to the sky and said, "It's still raining, and you can't go back to Chang'an, where are you going to live?" ”

Yuangai Suwen said: "We can live in tents, didn't the housekeeper bring someone to send us a lot of tents just now?" If we take it, you won't be reluctant! ”

Sixteen dogs shook their heads: "The Guogong Mansion is willing to send a few tents, you can take them away!" ”

With that, the Sixteen Dogs got out of the way.

The rain was a bit heavy at this time, and everyone unfastened their clothes and covered Kochab until they had covered him.

Sixteen dogs looked at them suspiciously: "What are you doing?" ”

Sogajiro explained: "Kochab was injured and it was not good in the rain. ”

"When are you going to be so good?"

Sixteen dogs scratched their heads and watched suspiciously, as they fled in the rain.

"Why else, they have something in their hands!"

Leng Feng, who was held by sixteen dogs, straightened his waist and took a deep breath, the big drama was over, and now he didn't have to pretend to be drunk. I just don't know if Zhang Zhongqing's thunder can achieve the effect he wants, if it is dumb, it will be boring.

Sixteen Dogs was not surprised by the boss's action, he let go of his hand: "Boss, do you want us to follow them?" ”

Leng Feng nodded and led your head: "Follow, find out their camp, and then come back and tell me that it's raining now, they can't experiment, at most they can study, but research, they have to be able to disassemble it." ”

As soon as the envoys left the palace, they protected Kochab with more clothes and carried him to the outside of the manor.

The World Manor is really not a place for research!

It was only after they reached a meadow that there was no one who set up camp and set up their tents. Throwing their clothes away, they saw Kochab with a pained face.

Just now they carried him too quickly, and the thunder in the bumps would always "inadvertently" hit his injured parts, and the pain was....

Don't say it, it's tears if you talk too much!

Seeing that Kochabu's face was distorted, Anlu carefully took out the thunder from his crotch, wiped it with a cloth, and said, "Hard work! But it's definitely worth it, which of you will dismantle this thing? Take it apart and see what kind of weapon it is! ”

No one answered....

Some people don't, some people don't dare, they all know that this is the rumored "god armament", what if they accidentally dismantle it?

Seeing that no one dared to take it, An Lu took a deep breath: "Then I'll come!" But you can't blame me for the demolition! ”

Everyone nodded!

Dismantling things requires something, so Kochab can only reluctantly give up his chair and let Anlu put Thunder on it to study.

Anlu carefully put the thunder on the chair, probably because of nervousness, and his hand slipped at the last distance, and the thunder struck on the chair, making a "bell" sound.

“wu....”

Everyone quickly retreated, clinging to the tent, eager to drill through the tent and get out, only Kochab, who was not good at moving, looked at the others who retreated quickly, and wanted to cry without tears!

Anlu was also startled by himself, but when he wanted to run, his legs suddenly lost sensation, and he could only cover his eyes and wait for death.

After a long time....

Anru opened his eyes.

Kochab stretched out his hand to beckon someone to help him, and said as he greeted: "Don't look at it! This game shouldn't blow up casually, I've seen it, they only throw it out after they are lit on fire. ”

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief....

It was only then that Anlu realized that his two legs were at his command again.

He picked up the thunderbolt and began to study its structure, and after looking at it for a long time, he reached out and grabbed the thunderbolt's fuse, trying to pull it out. This action frightened Kochab and shouted: "Don't pull it out! Unplug what do you order? ”

Anlu stopped: "This thing can move in this place, what if you don't pull it out?" Otherwise, you will tear it down, there are so many words! ”

Kochab hurriedly shut up, he knows how terrible this guy's lethality is, go up and tear it down? What to do if it blows up?

Anlu wondered how he looked at it, there was a thumb-thick, hemp rope-like thing at the top of the entire iron ball, but when this "hemp rope" was pulled out, this thing was scrapped.

How to start?

Yuangai Suwen said: "It's better not to dismantle it, or let's wait for the rain to stop and light it to see what's going on?" ”

Kochab dissuaded: "How can you light it? Wouldn't it blow up if you lit it? We can't study anything! ”

Soga Jiro also said, "Let's wait for the sunshine!" If it's sunny, the sun is shining and you might be able to find something else. Now it's only the light of the torches, and you don't dare to get too close, what can you figure out? ”

Sugajiro's words are surprisingly reasonable....

Anlu nodded: "That's fine, how to keep this thing?" ”

Yuangai Suwen said: "Since this thing can explode, the five elements should belong to fire, so they should be kept away from water." It's raining right now, so we should avoid getting him damp and wet. ”

Everyone nodded, but most of the clothes they had used to cover Kochab were soaked, so what to do? What to take to help it waterproof?

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and in the end, the realization stays on Kochab.

Because he was protected by more than a dozen clothes, this guy's clothes were still dry....

Session 2: Watching the monkey show

Li Shimin has a headache, there are too many countries around Datang, and most of them have limited land resources or poor living environments. Because of this, Datang is a place they dream of.

Pure force is better, and Datang is also a country that came out of a hundred battles, so it is impossible to be afraid of them attacking. However, if it is a mental attack, it is not good!

According to the news brought back by Du Ruhui, in the extreme west of the Western Regions, some guys shouting "All-God" gradually appeared, and wherever they went, blood stained the ground red, and at the same time, dark clouds would also envelop people's hearts. Their verbal demagogy can turn a normal person into a fanatical believer.

This is an invasion of religion, and sometimes such an invasion is more terrible than the invasion of the enemy.

After making some adjustments at the border of the Western Regions, Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief, it was already messy enough that there were two schools of Buddhism and Taoism in the Tang Dynasty, plus those big and small guys, it was even more messy.

He wanted to do it, but he didn't know what to do.

Because even a small temple may have tens of thousands of believers.

In the midst of all the annoyance, he received an invitation from Leng Feng to "watch the monkey show"....

Watching a monkey show? Li Shimin stared at the three words of watching the monkey show for a long time.

It is impossible for the monkey show to be performed by monkeys, it is only possible that I don't know which unlucky guy has been harmed by Leng Feng again!

casually opened the routine report of the Baiqi Division, and saw the information about the envoys gathering to discuss things, Li Shimin laughed: "It seems that you are going to play this group of monkeys!" ”

The queen walked in with the child in her arms: "It's strange today, why is Your Majesty smiling so happily?" ”

Since Du Ruhui came back, the emperor has become very irritable, and it is common to drop things, so he is smiling so happily today?

Li Shimin stopped laughing and said to the queen: "The prince of the country sent me an invitation to watch the monkey show, and I think it would be more interesting to agree." ”

"Watching a monkey show?" The queen was just puzzled for a moment and knew that this monkey play was not another monkey play. An invitation from the Prince? The queen nodded: "Then you go, it's better to go out for a walk, and evacuate your mood these days." ”

Li Shimin nodded: "I'm looking forward to what kind of drama he will show me!" ”

The spies of the Hundred Cavalry Division were scattered in the front, the plainclothes forbidden army was crowded in the middle, and the spies of the Hundred Cavalry Division were broken behind.

This time, no one found out that there was an emperor in the group of people who came out of the palace, and it was only a big man.

At the fork in the road between the Academy of Literature and the Tianxia Manor and Chang'an Road, Li Shimin saw the smiling Leng Feng.

"I delayed my business to come out to watch the monkey show, if the monkey is not fun, I will run this trip in vain!"

Li Tai said with a smile: "Father, don't worry, it's definitely a rare show, as long as the clouds disperse and the sky clears, we can see a good show!" ”

The thunder that Yuangai Suwen and they took was actually made by Li Tai, Yan Liben, and Zhang Zhongqing, and that thunder.... Very informative!

Li Shimin nodded: "The current weather, it looks like it will be sunny soon, where can we go to watch the show?" ”

Leng Feng jumped off the horse: "If you want to watch the play, it's better to walk, it won't alarm them, the dew and rain are heavy, be careful of getting cold." ”

After speaking, Leng Feng handed the binoculars to Li Shimin, the other to Li Tai, and he held the sniper scope. In order to avoid startling the snake, after watching the monkey show completely, you must stay away.

Everyone climbed up a hill and entered the green tent that the Dragon's Tooth soldiers had prepared long ago. Three people with a monocular, looking into the distance.

On the grass at the bottom of the hill, a few tents stood alone, and occasionally one or two of the envoys would come out to relieve them.

Leng Feng looked at the thirteen dogs: "How is it?" Do you know which one is their tent? ”

The thirteen dogs shook their heads: "The rain is not heavy, I didn't dare to go too deep, for fear of disturbing them." However, I guess the middle one is, after all, all the envoy heads are there, and they can't let their boss be on the periphery! ”

Leng Feng shook his head: "This is not necessarily, in my opinion, the outermost and most isolated one is more likely." Kochab must have experienced the demonstrative war, he knew the power of thunder, and put it in the middle of the camp? That's not looking for death! ”

Li Shimin patted Leng Feng: "Look, Xue Yantuo's envoy has come out." ”

Leng Feng took 2 binoculars and took a look, and it was really true! They were really in that isolated tent, he wasn't mistaken.

Other people come out and know to find a secluded place to relieve themselves, this guy.... It's starting to work out on the spot! Or tuba!

Leng Feng put down the telescope angrily: "Bad luck! ”

Li Shimin also put down the binoculars and asked, "Leng Feng, listen to what you mean, the envoys got the thunder?" ”

Leng Feng nodded: "Yes, they did get the thunder, but this version of the thunder is not quite right!" ”

Li Shimin was puzzled: "What do you mean?" ”

Leng Feng and Li Tai laughed together: "It's nothing, it's nothing, just watch it, it's definitely very interesting for a while!" ”

As the drizzle subsided, another man entered the tent.

It's Zhang Zhongqing.

Zhang Zhongqing snatched Leng Feng's binoculars: "How's it going?" They haven't ordered yet? ”

Leng Feng said helplessly: "This ghost weather, what do you let them order?" Wait, if nothing happens, before noon, the sky will clear, and then they will come out. If it's late, we'll have to have a picnic. ”

Zhang Zhongqing said anxiously: "I really want to see what its practical application effect is!" ”

Looking at Zhang Zhongqing, who was impatient, Li Shimin was also curious about what was going on with that thunder: "Qingque'er, you tell your father what happened to that thunder!" ”

Li Tai put down the binoculars: "Father, if you knew its composition and effect in advance, it would be boring to see it again!" You better wait with peace of mind! ”

As time passed, Leng Feng and the others ate a boxed lunch downstairs, and then continued to wait. Gradually, the sky cleared, and the solitary tent was opened almost as soon as the sky cleared.

Anru took the thunderbolt and looked at its structure in the sunlight.

There was still no gap, this almost spherical fellow, only the thumb-thick fuse had a gap, but Kochab said that if the fuse was unplugged, the god's armament would be nullified!

Anlu looked at the frightened crowd behind him: "I still don't know how to dismantle it, or let's pull it out?" ”

Everyone looked at each other and pulled it out, and the weapon of this god was abolished, and they had not seen the power of the god's weapon except Kochab. But if you don't pull it out, who can see through the iron sheet and know what kind of structure is inside?

Soga Jiro gritted his teeth: "Pull it out!" The power can be ignored, but its construction must be clear! ”

Anru nodded, a ruthless one....

Without much force, why did this thing get pulled out?

The tip he pulled out was something like a fuse, but there was a small strip of cloth attached to the end, and when he shook off the small strip, everyone gathered around to look at it.

I saw the book: "You're going to be unlucky!" Silly bird! ”