Chapter 2: I'm Coming to This World

The next day, Song Jiang got up early in the morning again. It's a little cold in the morning in winter, but before the crossing, he likes to exercise in the morning, and this thing will also be addictive.

In his previous life, Song Jiang insisted on jogging for five kilometers every day, and then came back to do gymnastics for a while, so he habitually jogged along the mountain road.

Zhang Gui wondered why Song Jiang got up so early, and the rest of the leaders were still dreaming in the bed, so he was jogging along the road, what was he running for? And no one is chasing! But now he is Song Jiang's entourage, so he can only run with Song Jiang.

Song Jiang ran along the mountain road in the morning, looking at the pine and cypress on both sides of the mountain road, the mountains are undulating, and the ravines are vertical and horizontal, and secretly thought that Qingfeng Mountain is really a good place to rob houses and houses, and it is already hiding, with strong concealment, and easy to defend and difficult to attack, it is a good base area. Now he first hibernated in Qingfeng Mountain, and then slowly developed his strength in order to develop.

Thinking of this, Song Jiang had an urge to roar, he suddenly stopped and raised his head and sang: "I have come to this world, let the storm whirlpool, it is your promise of love, let me see the sun flickering, love hugging me." I can feel his touch, and even though life has given me endless pain and torment, I still feel a lot happier······"

After venting, Song Jiang said to the stupid goose beside him: "Why are you stunned?" Keep running! ”

After running five kilometers, Song Jiang was only slightly panting, but Zhang Gui was sweating profusely, panting, and his legs and feet were sore, just like a drunk dog basking in the sun on a hot day.

A young man runs five kilometers like this, which shows that the physical fitness of the minions of Qingfeng Mountain is not very good. He secretly kept an eye on it, in the future, he will develop in Qingfeng Mountain, and the physical fitness of the soldiers must be improved, otherwise how to confront the officers and soldiers.

Zhang Gui's weak physical fitness shows that there is a problem with the cottage system, and he must strengthen military training in the future, and he does not expect to train a tiger and wolf army that will win all battles in a short period of time, but only hopes to improve the physical fitness of the sergeants, so that they will be strong and strong, so that they will not be dragged back in battle.

Back in front of the door, Song Jiang began to do gymnastics, without musical accompaniment, Song Jiang shouted the beat in his mouth.

Zhang Gui looked at Song Jiang's movements with novelty, and Song Jiang shouted "One two three four five six seven eight, two two three four five six seven eight" He was even more surprised, and when Song Jiang finished gymnastics, he stepped forward and asked: "Leader Song, what kind of martial arts are you practicing this?" ”

"Oh! It's gymnastics. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Gui asked: "I haven't seen this set of martial arts called gymnastics, is it a martial arts mantra that Song Leader recited just now?" It's so profound, it sounds like it's all numbers, and the small ones don't understand it at all! ”

It's weird if you understand!

Song Jiang couldn't explain to him, so he asked the rest of the cottage how to practice martial arts. Zhang Gui hurriedly explained, it was nothing more than three poles in the sun, and the leaders came out to play weapons for a while, and as for the other minions, they only trained intensively for ten days and a half months, and they didn't practice much on weekdays.

I have lived in Qingfeng Mountain for three or four days like this, and I drink every day in addition to drinking, which makes Song Jiang very bored and panicked, coming to this world, if you don't go outside, it will be in vain.

He said the idea of going down the mountain to play, but it attracted a lot of elation, especially Wang Xiaohu was the most enthusiastic, he introduced to everyone with a fluttering eyebrow: "Brother, the east is Qingfeng Town, where there are many officers and soldiers in Qingfeng Village, especially Zhizhai Xiao Li Guanghuarong has the courage of ten thousand people, we had better not go, so as not to meet the plague god of Huarong." There is a place to go more than 20 miles to the south, called Baixia Town, and the prosperity is no less than Qingfeng Town, why don't we go to Baixia Town to play? ”

Yan Shun heard it and quipped: "It seems that the second brother is thinking about the spring breeze girl of the Sanfu class in Baixia Town, look at your anxious look, eight or nine are not far from ten, hehehe······"

"Alas! Alas! Alas! Don't slander people, we're serious people! ”

Wang Ying was so anxious that he only rolled his eyes, and when he saw the brothers laughing, he didn't dare to make a retort in the style of three hundred taels of silver here, and turned to Song Jiang and said, "Brother Song, don't listen to their nonsense, there's no such thing!" ”

Song Jiang knew that Wang Ying was lustful, so in order to avoid embarrassment, he patted Wang Ying on the shoulder and said: "It's okay brother, just think about it, people are not romantic teenagers!" ”

Wang Ying suddenly looked at Song Jiang's eyes as if he was a confidant, and said in a low voice: "Could it be that my brother also likes this?" ”

Song Jiang ignored Wang Ying's misleading eyes and quipped: "Go, how can you talk to your brother, my brother is a serious person, how can you control your upper body and lower body!" ”

"Hahahaha......"

While the four of them were talking and laughing, Yan Shun arranged for the minions to guard the mountain carefully, and then changed his clothes and brought a few entourages to lead the horses over. Song Jiang couldn't help but be timid when he saw that he let himself ride a horse, he really hadn't ridden a horse, if he fell off the horse and lost his people, it would be a big deal.

After hesitating, Song Jiang said weakly: "Why don't I sit in a sedan chair, how about the brothers riding horses?" ”

"Huh? Brother, what's wrong? This horse is the horse that my brother rode when he came to Qingfeng Mountain, and he rode it a few days ago, why do you want to sit in a sedan chair today? Besides, more than 20 miles away, is it too slow to walk in a sedan chair? ”

"That's right! That's right! ”

Wang Ying followed Yan Shun's words and said: "A hero in the rivers and lakes should gallop on a horse, sitting in a sedan chair is something that the lady of the official eunuch family does, and my brother must not lose the name of our hero." ”

Song Jiang was forced to be helpless, so he could only follow the example in the film and television drama and get on the horse, beat the horse and move forward in broken steps, but he was actually steady, just like an old rider.

Song Jiang smiled bitterly, how can this be explained? Maybe there is a providence in the dark, or maybe God let this body leave a meeting gift for himself, but he doesn't consciously fit and adapt.

Baixia Town is neither big nor small, but fortunately, all kinds of businesses are readily available, and it is as prosperous as a small city. When a group of people were idle on the street for a long time, Wang Xiaohu took everyone to the largest restaurant in the town, Chunchang in the restaurant, asked for a private room, ordered some signature dishes, and the brothers ate noisily before serving.

After a while, Xiao Er brought cold dishes, put them on the table and shouted: "A few guest officers, the beef you asked for is here!" ”

Everyone picked up the chopsticks and prepared to eat the vegetables, but they saw Song Jiang staring at the beef in a daze, and couldn't help but stare at the beef. This is the best fresh beef!

He was also busy staring at the beef carefully, there were no maggots!?

Good beef is certainly free of maggots.

The reason why Song Jiang was stunned was because he found that this was not beef at all, but pork, that is, the braised pork that often appeared on the wine table in his previous life. As the saying goes, if you haven't eaten pork, you haven't seen a pig run.

The ancients played Zhao Gao and sang the deer as a horse?

Song Jiang was puzzled: "Xiao Er, are you sure this is beef?" ”

"Yes! It's the best beef! Xiao Er's eyes widened and said, "It was just slaughtered, and it's fresh." ”

"This is obviously pork, how can it be bought as beef?"

Xiao Er breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and then looked at Song Jiang as if he didn't believe it: "Don't you know that the guest officer doesn't know that I am forbidden to kill cattle, and those who slaughter cattle privately will have to go to jail for a lawsuit." Even if I dare to kill, you will not dare to eat it, lest you get into trouble. As for why pork is called beef, the small ones don't know, the ancestors have been calling it like this for generations, and they are all called smooth, and there is no way to change it. The guest officers will use it slowly first, and the small ones will serve you other dishes. ”

After Xiao Er left, Zheng Tianshou said: "My brother doesn't know anything, this kind of name has been passed down from generation to generation, and there is a feeling of covering his ears and stealing the bell." When I was a child, the old scholar in the village said that pigs are lewd, cold, ugly, and are inferior meat, and people are afraid of contaminating their sex, so they say that pork is beef, and it feels like good meat. Some people also say that this is an affirmation of people's hard work in cultivating cattle, eating pork but talking about beef, and letting the pig pay off the debt for the cattle. This is a legend, who knows if it is or not, and slowly calls pork beef. ”

What else is that? What a brainstorm!