July and August in the Ming Dynasty was the time to die of heat, and Emperor Chongzhen in the palace certainly didn't care if it was too hot.

In fact, now all over the Ming Dynasty, anyone with a little money at home doesn't care much about whether the summer is too hot.

In the past, ice was a good thing that belonged to the royal family, and it was also used by families that had been inherited for a long time, and officials could be rewarded, and the common people could think about it.

But since the beginning of the second year of the Ming Dynasty, all this seems to have changed.

The people of Daming feel that they can no longer be afraid of cold in winter, and they don't need to be afraid of heat in summer.

In winter, there is that kind of cylindrical, black honeycomb coal can be used, and in summer, this ice is also smashed to the price of three cents a catty.

Just take out a few big children, then get some ice and go home, put it in the house, and let it be as hot as it is outside, anyway, the house is cool.

Of course, it's a bit fast to turn into a thing, and you always have to spend money to buy it every three days, which is more disturbing.

If it weren't for the fact that God always looked at too many traitors in the court, and there was always a drought here and a waterlogging there, then Emperor Chongzhen's life after ascending the throne was so beautiful.

It's really beautiful.

But Zhu Yujian and Zhu Zhuohong, who are far away in Xinming Island, and Zhu Cunji, the three princes of the Ming Dynasty, are not beautiful.

Or it's still beautiful, but it's not cool to think about it.

You just said the New Year, in the Daming period, it was winter New Year, the family gathered around the whole Chinese New Year's Eve banquet, the cold wind outside was whistling with snowflakes, the house was happy, the ground kang was going to burn hot, the small wine was drunk, and after drinking, he hugged the princess and went back to make a little prince, that is called a beauty.

But on this Xinming Island, what does it mean to celebrate the New Year when the heat becomes a dead dog?

Hemp sells batches, if it's just like this, forget it, but when Daming heat becomes a dead dog, this broken place is so cold that it can freeze the dog to death!

Who did the dog provoke whom? Either heat or freeze?

Just like now, it is clear that the Ming Dynasty should be a good time to find Emperor Chongzhen to ask for ice cubes for the summer, and it is better for the three hard-pressed princes to nest on this broken island for the winter.

The kang in the house was burning very hot, anyway, the coal was used casually, and it was not distressing at all, and the wine in the pot was just warm, and the cold wind whistling outside the window and the rustling of snowflakes on the window did not stop, and the princess was already waiting for herself in the house.

But this isn't the fucking New Year! It's summer! Summer! Summer!

Whether it is Zhu Zhuohong or Zhu Cunji, or even Zhu Yujian, they have thought more than once that when they go back to Daming for the New Year, they will no longer live or die in this broken place.

But regardless of whether Emperor Chongzhen agreed to the three of them going back, the three of them themselves pressed this idea after thinking about it countless times.

Even if Emperor Chongzhen can agree to go back for the New Year with the three of them, can he really throw away this piece of inheritance and go back?

The people here all followed themselves all the way from Daming to this broken island, and little by little they built a city, built a house, and settled down.

Now the barbarians on the island have not been cleaned up, and there are still several tribes who can't see Shang Jixing, who can't help Li Hongji, so they simply don't play with them, and they have changed their territory and hid deeper.

If it's just like this, it would be okay, but these damn barbarians will attack Shang Jiguang from time to time, and even attack the people of the Ming Dynasty.

Can the fuck bear this?

Anyway, Zhu Yujian felt that he couldn't bear it, so he simply pulled Zhu Zhuohong and Zhu Cunji over and discussed it together.

Zhu Yujian's idea is very simple, aren't you dying, aren't you attacking the people of the Ming Dynasty?

No problem, the widow will issue swords to the people, and the big deal is to match the bow and arrow, see who has the most people, and see who has played whom!

Zhu Yujian was ruthless, and even he felt scared.

Zhu Zhuohong was also afraid.

There is no problem in distributing swords to the people, anyway, the scholars of the Ming Dynasty can go out with swords, although those noodles are not very brought, even if they are brought, they are also used with pretenses.

The people on Xinming Island are all scholars, what's wrong? It's a big deal to send those scholars thrown over by Emperor Chongzhen to teach the people to read, and when the time comes, everyone will be literate and everyone will go out with swords.

As for those who are willing to read, Zhu Zhuohong said that he just smiled and didn't speak-he couldn't play anymore in Daming and ran to this Xinming Island, he didn't go to the village or the store, and he didn't follow his three vassal kings, who did he follow?

Do you mess with the barbarians?

At that time, everyone in the Ming Dynasty will bring knives and swords, and they will bring big guns without bothering.

But what did Uncle Tang think? And to equip the people with bows and arrows?

Uncle Tang Wang launched a ruthless attack, not to mention that he was afraid, even the king was afraid.

When I was in the Ming Dynasty, I knew that this guy would dare to do anything as soon as his brain was hot - there were so many vassal kings in the Ming Dynasty, and he dared to raise troops to serve the king.

If it weren't for today's magnanimity, Uncle Tang Wang would probably have cooled down at this time - what do you want to do if you raise troops without an edict?

Jing Nan or Qing Jun's side?

No matter which one it is, even if you can leave a life and are not given a three-foot white silk or a cup of poisoned wine, you will inevitably be imprisoned to death.

And what good fate can the feudal king who has been imprisoned have?

Obviously unlikely.

Now this guy is ruthless, and he wants to equip the people with a big killing weapon like bows and arrows, but his head is really confused.

Not to mention bows and arrows, even crossbows and other things are not available to the common people!

After all, whether it's a bow or a crossbow, it's a long-range weapon, and if anyone can't think of it, take such a shot.

Zhu Cunji didn't speak at all, but just looked at Zhu Yujian with the eyes of a second fool, so that Zhu Yujian slowly realized the meaning in his eyes.

After the anger gradually decreased, Zhu Yujian also regained some senses, and after wiping his face, Zhu Yujian said aggrievedly: "Damn, this Shang Jixing is really bad, even so many barbarians can't be even, and now we have to worry about it." ”

Zhu Zhuohong took a sip of warm wine before he spoke: "What's the hurry, anyway, with so much territory, no matter how much we get it, it's enough, just a few tribes' barbarians, just slowly strangle it." ”

Zhu Cunji said: "That's not what I said. It doesn't matter how many tribes there are, but the casualties of the Ming people are very good.

Moreover, in case His Majesty the Emperor of ours brings a few more vassal kings over one day......"

Zhu Yujian said: "So what? Anyway, the area of this island is large enough, and there is no one to occupy the territory, and there are a few more vassal kings, and there are also people to talk to us, right? ”

Zhu Zhuohong snorted coldly: "Then these barbarians, let's ignore them, why should we pay the money for our efforts and strangle these barbarians?" Later ones pick up this cheap? There is no such reason in the world! ”

When Zhu Yujian heard this, he also began to have a headache.

Emperor Chongzhen once did something in front of the three of them.

Emperor Chongzhen ordered someone to take a bottle of the legendary Heding Red, took a few drops from the cup and asked: Will you die if you drink it?

Who the fuck is a fool?

What kind of thing can people drink? Da Luo Jinxian is almost the same as drinking this thing, everyone is a mortal fetus, whoever drinks it will not die?

But Emperor Chongzhen didn't believe in this evil, and after pouring a few drops of Heding Red into a large vat filled with water and stirring, he directly asked a little eunuch to take a cup in the water tank and drink it.

The little eunuch who regarded death as if he was at home took a sip, and he was still alive.

At that time, Zhu Yujian and the three of them still remember it clearly, and they still remember what Emperor Chongzhen said.

"These few drops of Heding Red will definitely kill people if they drink it directly, and they will be poured into the vat, and there is a fart of Heding Red, which is just a stomachache if they die.

In the future, there will be barbarians who are embarrassed by the people of the Ming Dynasty overseas, as long as I have enough people in the Ming Dynasty, I will push all the way over, and there will be a fart barbarian! ”

One is Hedinghong, and the other is the emperor's foul language, these two key points made Zhu Yujian, Zhu Zhuohong and Zhu Cunji firmly remember what Emperor Chongzhen said.

Therefore, the word strangulation was also used in dealing with barbarians mentioned in the conversation between the three people.

Instead of hanging with a rope, it was pulled into a large net to sweep, and if it was found suspicious, as long as there was no way to confirm that it was the people of the Ming Dynasty, then it would be directly covered with the thunder in the palm.

It doesn't matter if it's just a rabbit causing the wind to blow the pasture.

Thinking of the rabbit, Zhu Yujian said depressedly: "And this damn half-big animal, what should I do?" This fucking barbarian doesn't eat it, the people of the Ming Dynasty eat it every day, and they are about to eat people with a whole body of animal taste! ”

Zhu Zhuohong admires Zhu Yujian very much, what we just said about the barbarian, right?

Later, the other vassal kings we said came to Xinming Island, which is equivalent to taking advantage of the three of us, right?

Your old man is going to get on that kind of half-big animal?

God animals.

After complaining secretly in his heart, Zhu Zhuohong spoke: "Back to Uncle Wang's words, the little nephew thinks that whether this animal is a barbarian, it is actually the same thing. ”

Zhu Yujian said: "What's the matter? Do you want to get more Ming people over? ”

Nodding, Zhu Zhuohong continued: "Is this the case?" As long as I have enough people in the Ming Dynasty, there are no barbarians on this island, and any large and small animals can be eaten for him. ”

Zhu Cunji also nodded and said: "Brother Qingwang is right, as long as I have enough people in the Ming Dynasty, where are there any barbarian livestock?" ”

Zhu Yujian snorted and said: "It's light, the population of this Xinming Island is now no less than four or five hundred thousand, plus there are still a few more in the back, it is estimated that there will be no less than one million people in the end, who can rest assured?" ”

Zhu Yujian's meaning is very simple, that is, the territory of his three vassal kings is too big and there are too many people, will the cautious Emperor Chongzhen in his family be suspicious? Will it do something?

Zhu Cunji smiled evilly and said, "Didn't Brother Fang Caiqing say it, other vassal kings."

The three of us jointly wrote to Your Majesty, asking Your Majesty to transfer two more vassal kings, won't there be more people? When the time comes, there will be someone to talk to us, killing two birds with one stone. ”

Therefore, Emperor Chongzhen, who was far away in the capital division of the Ming Dynasty, received a letter from Zheng Zhilong brought by three scum scum - the barbarians on Xinming Island are stupid and have a lot of money, and they will come to a few vassal kings.

Emperor Chongzhen, who knew something about Xinming Island, was about to laugh angrily at these three scumbags.

O vassal king, you should be a pig, how many should you come?

Are you stupid and have a lot of money? When I'm a fool?

It's not that Emperor Chongzhen doesn't know what the situation is on Xinming Island - among the people who went with these three scumbags, Jinyiwei is not a few.

These brocade guards will never return to Daming in their lifetime, and even their children and grandchildren will not return to Daming.

Then he kept sending everything about Xinming Island back to Daming through the South China Sea Fleet under the command of Zheng Zhilong, and handed it over to Emperor Chongzhen.

Now on Xinming Island, there are still about eleven or twelve tribes of barbarians left, and the number is close to 10,000.

This is not counting Shang Jixing's subordinates - there are almost 20,000 barbarians under Shang Jixing, all of whom are incorporated into other barbarian tribes.

Barbarians, people are stupid for sure. Xinming Island is also sure that it can be called Australia in later generations, which shows its breadth.

But with so much money, Emperor Chongzhen almost wanted to laugh.

There should be a lot of resources on Xinming Island, and this coal mine alone is already worth a lot of silver.

But these three scum would be so kind to let others take a piece of the pie?

Obviously, these three scumbags have made up their minds to test themselves, and at the same time, they are also dragging other vassal kings into the water.

It's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, the three of them are hard there, so they want to pull a few more vassal kings over to follow the hard work.

By the way, I can also test my attitude towards this overseas transfer, as well as what kind of attitude is there towards the real power of them, the founding vassal king.

These people who play politics are so dirty.

Anyway, Emperor Chongzhen felt that he couldn't play these bastard things.

After thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen simply ordered: "Come here, pass on the order of the Zongren Mansion and the left and right Zongzheng to enter the palace to see me." ”

Since these three scum scum wanted to drag other vassal kings into the water, Emperor Chongzhen really couldn't think of a reason to stop him, but was happy to see it happen - the more dragged the better, it was best if there was no vassal king in the Ming Dynasty, and they all went overseas.

As for whether dozens of vassal kings carved up Xinming Island, or whether there were other vassal kings who wanted to fight a piece of the country by themselves and overthrow India or something, Emperor Chongzhen said that he didn't care at all.

They can even be supported by swords, bows and arrows, firearms, and artillery when necessary.

As long as these people exchange real money for silver, by the way, each of them will take away hundreds of thousands of Ming people.

Out of the country of the Ming Dynasty, let them go to disaster, it is these scum who caused the infighting of the old Zhu family in the First World War, as long as the war is not burned to the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Chongzhen will not care.