In the third year of Xianqing (658 AD), the second day of the first lunar month, the second quarter of the hour.

The imperial city of Chang'an City, opposite the Changle Gate, within the high square wall, there are four office institutions. From east to west, they are the left house, the left and right provinces, the palace province and the menxia province. The left and right mansions of the left and right leaders are the office yamen of Wukang, and the left Qianniuwei in the future.

There is one general, two generals, two generals, two Zhonglang generals, one Changshi, one military officer, one soldier Cao Shenjun, and one Cao Shenjun. Qianniu is prepared with 12 people, 12 people from the left and right, 100 people with preparation, and 150 people from the main battle.

Wu Kang is a thousand cattle prepared, a military attache under the sixth grade, wearing a green Huadian embroidered suit, and wearing an isosceles trapezoidal martial arts. With a knife in his left hand, he played with an ivory wat board and chatted happily with his colleagues. The wat board was used to record the king's orders and wills when he met the king, similar to the notebook of later generations.

The so-called thousand cattle knife is a Tang Dynasty standard instrument knife, and the allusion comes from the Ding Jie Niu, which means that it can be sharp and can cut a thousand cattle. The long handle can be held with both hands, the handle has a dragon and phoenix ring, a gold forged ring, a phoenix engraved on it, and a dragon head in the middle.

The blade is very long, one hundred and seventy centimeters, the blade is two fingers wide, and the blade is unusually sharp. Wu Kang fell in love at first sight, and instantly made up his mind, let Mei Niang blow the wind on the pillow, and begged Li Jiu for an additional reward. In the future, he fought on the battlefield, slashed people with a thousand cattle knife, held the handle of the knife with both hands, and had three blades in one meter. With a single sword, the enemy soldiers, along with their horses, were all split in half.

Because it was too long to hang on his belt, he held the scabbard in both hands and held it on the ground like a cane. Wu Kang pondered, asked his daughter-in-law to help, and sewed the ribbon buckle on the scabbard. The net height is 1.83 meters, wearing thick-soled cowhide boots, and can carry a big knife.

Colleagues gathered in a circle, holding a thousand knives in their hands, and whispered interesting stories. They are all children of official families, about twenty years old, handsome little fresh meat. Quietly glanced at them, all of them were handsome, and they seemed to be the only ones themselves, and they were rough and big-shaped men.

Du Huaigong was humorous and witty, telling meat jokes, and everyone laughed obscenely. Wu Kang couldn't help but laugh, not because of Lao Du's jokes, but because of Li Yang and Yang Zaisi, that weird posture. The two of them are too short, almost the same as knives, and the golden dragon and phoenix rings are all on their foreheads.

After the joke was told, my colleagues laughed, Wu Kang couldn't laugh, your laughter was very low. Du Huaigong saw that he was not smiling, felt insulted, coughed dryly and continued: "Zhang Sheng, a scholar from Bingzhou, came to the capital to take the imperial examination and Mingjing, and stayed at the Dongshi Inn. Because there were too many guests, they were arranged in the firewood room, and they were displeased. ”

Du Huaigong glanced at Wu Kang and said: "Zhang Sheng decided to take revenge, and when he saw the long-haired cat, he immediately became convinced. Looking for a female shopkeeper to borrow a head to sleep, the female shopkeeper didn't understand, he explained it as a pillow, which is the dialect of Bingzhou. After a long time, I borrowed the fork and explained it as scissors. Take the scissors back to the room, cut off the long hair of the cat, and then leave quietly. ”

Everyone listened attentively, and Du Huaigong squeezed his eyebrows: "The next day, the cat was bare and came out of the firewood room. The female shopkeeper was angry, and when she saw that Zhang Sheng had left, she went out and scolded the street: Zhang Sheng, who killed a thousand knives, you want to sleep on one head, I will sleep on you on the other, if you want me to fork it, I will fork it for you. Bastard with no conscience, sneaked away after sleep and cut my pussy. ”

After a few seconds of astonishment, he burst into laughter, and the laughter leaned back and forth. Wu Kang was also happy, this is an old driver, and the car is very slippery. He is Li Tao's son-in-law, and it is said that the old fox likes him very much, and he is arranged in the left and right mansions of the left and right leaders, and he is also prepared by Qianniu.

Li Yang sent a sycophant: "Huaigong can amuse people, no wonder the British Duke loves you so much." I heard from the adults in the family that Uncle Wu galloped on the battlefield and was an iron man who did not smile, and he was also amused by you. I guess the person you can't laugh at is not born yet, right? ”

Everyone agreed, Yang Zaisi also praised it, and Du Huaigong was beautiful. Li Yang is the third son of Li Yifu, who is the same age as Wu Kang, and he is an uncle, which makes him very unaccustomed to it. I reminded him to change his words, but he was honestly afraid, adults call you brother, I must call you uncle.

Qianniu Beishen Yang Zaisi, born in Hongnong Yang, is Mei Niang's uncle's family. The top boss Zhonglang General, who seems to be named Yang Jiaben, is also from Hongnong Yang. His son, Yang Sixun, succeeded Su Dingfang and served as the general of the Right Tun Guard.

The above-mentioned grandsons are all arranged by Mei Niang, and the Yang family, the wife of Dai Guo, is indeed cunning and cunning, and there are already many Yang family members, who have been arranged by Mei Niang for official positions. Wu Kang was secretly complaining, listening to someone behind him coughing dryly, it was Zhonglang General Yang Jiaben.

Everyone was silent in an instant, quickly lined up in a horizontal line, and stood tall with their heads held high. Yang Jiaben was very satisfied, his triangular eyes swept over everyone, and he gave a faint order: "It's almost four o'clock, let's go on duty." ”

Colleagues shouted promises and ran away one after another, leaving only Wu Kang alone, who had just joined the company and did not arrange a patrol area. Yang Jiaben walked over with a kind smile: "Qianniu is the second grandson of Yu Chigong, and he is guarding his grandfather's spirit." Change to replace him first, bring the reserve team, and patrol the palace. ”

Wu Kang nodded as promised, left with a knife in one hand, and called the team outside the door. A total of fifteen people were prepared, and they were quickly prepared and lined up to enter the Chengtian Gate. The Pavilion is located in the west of the Taiji Palace, which is a part of the Taiji Palace and is divided into three areas.

In the north is Miyagi Taicang, in the south is the province of the inner servant, and in the middle is the residence area of the palace maids, and the women of the official family also work here. The team went from north to south, from Taicang to the middle, full of yards and girls, like entering the downtown area, all kinds of noise intertwined.

Li Shanling, the captain of the reserve team, walked side by side with Wu Kang and introduced the inspection route. The two talked happily, introduced themselves to each other, and soon became acquainted. Born in the Li family of Zhao County, he is a well-deserved gate valve, ranking among the seven surnames and ten families.

His father, Li Chongde, is the current patriarch, and he is in the process of giving things to the fifth grade. Wu Kangjue's ears were familiar, and he pondered for a long time, then suddenly widened his eyes and asked Li Shanling in a low voice: "I heard the queen say that Li Yifu, who had just been demoted, claimed to be from the Li family of Zhao County. After Li Gong heard about it, he included him in the family tree, is there such a thing? ”

Li Shanling nodded, Wu Kang couldn't help but smile bitterly, Li Chongde was going to be unlucky. When he saw that the wind was making the rudder, when Li Yifu was developed, he took the initiative to include it in the family tree. Li Yifu was demoted to Puzhou, and he crossed the river and demolished the bridge, and immediately removed Lao Li.

Li Yifu returned to the dynasty next year and became the prime minister again, so he naturally held a grudge. ordered people to fabricate charges, put Li Chongde in prison, and was forced to commit suicide in prison under repeated persecution. Wu Kang thought about it for a long time and decided to help Li Chongde and win the support of the Li family of Zhao County for Mei Niang.

When he entered the small alley, Wu Kang lowered his voice and said in a chiseled manner: "Tell your family, don't remove Li Yifu from the Li family tree." Mei Niang told me yesterday that the sage will be recalled to Li Yifu next year, and he will also serve as the secretary of the Ministry of Shangshu, and the third product of the same Zhongshu Sect. ”

Li Shanling was struck by lightning, and subconsciously stopped, and the patrol team stagnated. In less than half a minute, his face was as white as paper, and beads of sweat slipped down. Li Yifu, who hides a knife in his smile, is a villain who will be retribution, and no one in the capital knows.

The effect of the show was good, pulling him away a few steps, Wu Kang laughed and said: "Li Yifu is a saint, under the crazy revenge, Li Gong is in danger of his life." The news is revealed to you, my requirements are not high, please Li Gong in the court, help Mei Niang a lot, Wu Kang is grateful. ”

Li Shanling finally came back to his senses, and the adults had already removed him from his name at noon yesterday. After a cold sweat, he immediately clenched his fists heavily: "The queen's great kindness, the subordinates are toothless and unforgettable, and after the next office, I will report it to the adults." ”

Wu Kang smiled gently, shook his head gently, and commanded in a low voice: "Don't wait for the next office, it's a matter of family life, the sooner you deal with it, the better." General Yang, I'll settle it for you, go now. ”

Li Shanling was grateful, hugged his fists and bowed to the end, turned around and hurriedly left. Wu Kang was straight, let Zhang Bei lead the way, and the team continued to patrol. According to the established route, walk into the southwest of Yeting, which is where the cold palace is located. The imprisoned palace people, including the families of the prisoners, were concentrated there.

Passing by a courtyard, I suddenly heard a loud cry for help, rushed out of a little palace maid, and bumped into Zhang Bei's arms. The call for help in the courtyard was even greater, the palace maid was at a loss, Wu Kang didn't have time to think about it, and went in with a thousand knives. The dilapidated mansion, the desolate weeds, outside the door of the northern hall, the palace maids panicked.

The scene was in the hall, striding into the door, frowning subconsciously. The wooden couch is a food box, two notched bowls, and the bowl is steaming. The woman dressed as a concubine was about thirty years old, and her face was as white as paper. Two cute loli, both around ten years old, wearing shabby robes.

One sat on the ground, teary eyes, full of helplessness. One tilts his head slightly, slaps his small face and cherry lips, and is blue-purple. She covered her neck with her hands, her small mouth was wide open, tears were puffing in the corners of her eyes, and she seemed unable to breathe.

Seeing the broken bones on the table, Wu Kang instantly realized that he was stuck in his throat by the bones. Medically known as Heimlich's sign, it is choking. In a flash, I thought of Heimlich first aid and immediately started to help. Qianniu Dao threw it to Zhang Beishen, strode over, and flashed behind Lori.

At this moment, there was a rush of footsteps outside the door, and a large number of people poured in. Eight thousand cattle are prepared to protect Li Jiu and Mei Niang, and the rest control the scene. Wu Kang wondered, why did they come, this is the Cold Palace, who are the two Lori?

Lori cried loudly on the ground, Wu Kang quickly came back to his senses, he couldn't care so much, saving people was like fighting a fire. Split your feet back and forth, lift the girl's dress, and place your right foot between her legs. His right arm grabbed her abdomen, his right hand was pinched into a sword finger, he found the umbilicus by feeling, and then clenched his fist upward.

Gently nudge her back with her left hand, leaning forward and reaching out to her face to make sure her lips are open. With his left hand and right fist, he lowered his head against the back of her head to prevent her from looking up. The hands are rapidly impacted, and the inner and upper parts of the abdomen are compressed, so that all the strength of the whole body is used to hit the abdomen rhythmically.

Finally, on the ninth time, the girl suddenly vomited, and her delicate body became soft. Wu Kang let out a sigh, ignored everyone's stunned, and held her under his armpit. Take two steps forward and squat down, pick up and spit out a foreign object, which is a strip of chicken bones.

Poof, you're ten years old, and you're still choking on food. looked at Lori, who was paralyzed, shook the bones in her hand, and grinned jokingly: "I said little lady, I haven't eaten for a few days, are you two grabbing food, can you make the chicken bones stuck?" ”

The little lady was scared silly, without any expression, and kept crying. Everyone was dumbfounded, the atmosphere began to be weird, Mei Niang was the first to come back to her senses, and reprimanded: "Kang Lang let go quickly, don't be rude to the princess." ”

Wu Kang was stunned, but quickly reacted, put down the Lori in his arms, and helped her sit on a low stool. understood their identities, Princess Li Xiayu of Yiyang, Princess Li Wenyu of Xuancheng, Li Jiu's two daughters, and Concubine Xiao Shu. Concubine Xiao Shu died in the palace, and the two princesses were unlucky and imprisoned in the cold palace.

It's embarrassing to think of this, the first aid posture is very ambiguous, and I have lost the courtesy of a monarch and a minister. Seeing that the big guy's face was bad, he was about to step forward to ask for guilt, but was interrupted by the horse's hooves. Horses ran into the courtyard, and two people raised their hands and helped the people on horseback. He is about forty years old, carrying a small medicine box on his shoulder, and he should be a doctor.

Li Jiu found the punching bag, and without waiting for him to enter the door, he turned on the roaring mode: "Why did you come now, if it weren't for Wu Aiqing, the eldest lady's life would be gone." Such dereliction of duty, what is the use of me leaving you, get out of the Imperial Doctor's Department immediately, and disappear in front of me forever. ”

The imperial doctor collapsed directly, was carried away by the guards, and the iron rice bowl was smashed. Long Yan was furious, all the slaves and maids fell to their knees, and the scene was silent. The beautiful woman beside Wu Kang suddenly cried, knelt on the ground and pleaded guilty: "The chicken soup was sent by the concubine, and it almost hurt the princess, so I beg Your Majesty to punish it." ”

This is Xu Jieyu, Li Jiu's little wife, her sister Xu Hui, and Li Er's concubine. The Li family's beast father and son, marrying other sisters, is quite shameless. Seeing that the big guy came over, Wu Kang hurriedly pleaded guilty: "The minister is rude to the princess, and please punish Your Majesty." ”

Li Jiu was angry, his face softened a lot, he stepped forward to support Wu Kang, and said softly: "Aiqing, please hurry up, if you don't help in time, the eldest lady will be in danger of her life." Aiqing is not only innocent, but has made great contributions, and will be rewarded. ”

Even if you have a conscience, Wu Kangcheng was terrified and stood up tremblingly. Li Jiu helped Xu Jieyu up, and comforted her with a pleasant face: "Concubine Ai sent chicken soup out of kindness, it was just an accident just now, and it has nothing to do with you." ”

According to historical records, the Xu sisters were kind, and the two princesses were imprisoned in the cold palace, and it was estimated that the Virgin had a heart attack and boiled chicken soup and sent it over. It's a pity that an accident happened, Li Xiayu ate in a hurry, was stuck by chicken bones, and almost lost his life.

At the same time, I am very glad that I know "Heimlich First Aid", otherwise it would be unimaginable. When I was in high school in my last life, there was a family in the village, and a five-year-old boy choked on jelly. The village is far away from the county seat, and there is no telephone, and the village doctor, Aunt Gu, went out and died before she reached the hospital.

When Aunt Gu learned about it, she blamed herself very much, so she asked the village chief to preside, gathered all the villagers, and taught Heimlich first aid. At that time, it was summer vacation, and Wu Kang learned this technique, which came in handy today, and it was fortunate in misfortune.

The immature voice interrupted the memory, and the two princesses thanked them. Li Xiayu twisted, her little face flushed, and she looked shy. Wu Kang smiled embarrassedly, it was really ambiguous just now, a twelve-year-old girl can marry in Datang. Don't thank you, I'll apologize to you, and sincerely ask for forgiveness.

The picture is much more harmonious, Mei Niang's expression is weird, and she said: "Kang Lang's rescue method, my sister has never heard of it, where did I learn it." The concubine is lonely and unheard, Your Majesty is erudite and talented, and I ask Your Majesty to clarify your doubts. ”

Li Jiu pondered for a long time, and finally shook his head helplessly, raised his head and asked Wu Kang: "I haven't heard of it either, and there is no record in the ancient books. Fatal due to choking, it happens from time to time among the people, and there is no way to deal with it. Aiqing explained, where did you find out? ”

Wu Kang had a headache, quickly fabricated lies, and cautiously replied: "During the Western Expedition to the Turks, before the Battle of Golden Tooth Mountain, the scouts and I spied on the military situation. At that time, the weather was very cold, the mutton was very hard, and some scouts were stuck and were rescued by the robe. ”

Think about it for a moment, and then paint a picture: "He explained to us that such an impact on the abdomen can squeeze the lungs and create airflow. It's like a daily hiccups, relying on rapid airflow to flush out foreign bodies in the throat. But unfortunately, they encountered the Turkic soldiers, and they all died in battle. ”

The story was full of emotion, and Li Jiu couldn't help sighing: "They are all Tang warriors, guards who teach secret techniques, and indirectly save the eldest mother, I will be rewarded." Aiqing recorded it with pen and paper and handed it over to the Imperial Medical Department for them to promote it with all their might. ”

Wu Kang nodded in agreement, Mei Niang was in a good mood, looked at the two princesses and said: "Kang Lang is the younger brother of the palace and your elder, the faux pas are forced by the situation, don't be suspicious." Your Majesty is in the Garden of Beasts, set up a family banquet, come and pick you up, go and clean up. ”

The princess whispered, and Li Jiu laughed: "It's the queen who reminds you that since it's a family banquet, naturally all of them are here." The queen remembered you, and came with me to visit, and prepared clothes and jewelry. The eldest mother and the second mother, don't you want to thank you quickly? ”

Wu Kang was a little confused, the style of painting was wrong, it was recorded in the history books that Mei Niang hated them to the bone. Li Hong once went to Yeting and saw his two sisters, who were not married at the age of forty. So he felt pity and persuaded Li Jiu to let his sisters marry. Therefore, he angered Empress Wu, and Empress Wu used dove wine to poison his son Li Hong.

subconsciously looked at Mei Niang, sent clothes and jewelry, and took them to the banquet, what kind of conspiracy did they play. Suddenly, his brows frowned slightly, as if he thought of something, and almost laughed out loud. When Li Hong died, Li Jiu was only forty-four years old, and where did the two forty-year-old princesses jump out?

Could it be that the great Li Jiu can give birth to a daughter at the age of three? is a little more awesome than the grandfather who was killed at the age of six in the anti-Japanese drama. The more I think about it, the more ridiculous it becomes, Song Qi and Ouyang Xiu, who edited the "New Tang Book", and Sima Guang, who wrote "Zizhi Tongjian". Mei Niang didn't mess with you, as for being so dark, it's all black out of the galaxy.

The excuse for slandering people must be justified and well-founded, and the loopholes must not be too big, otherwise they will be ridiculed. Besides, it's just two princesses, and there's not much of a threat. Mei Niang is not stupid, she deliberately abuses them and makes herself uncomfortable.

Holding back the smile in his heart, he led the reserve guards, carrying a thousand cattle knives in one hand, to protect the emperor and concubines. The current identity, the sixth rank of the imperial front with a sword guard, is slightly worse than Nanxia Zhanzhao. In the future, he made meritorious deeds, was promoted to the general of Qianniu, and became a three-grade guard with a sword.

Just as Mei was obscene, the palace maid came to pass the word, and hurriedly stepped forward with a knife. Follow Mei Niang's side, half a position behind, and listen to the boss's orders. Li Jiu was in a good mood, and said with a pleasant face: "Ai Qing's secret technique of choking not only saves the princess, but also lives countless people." If you want any reward, just ask. ”

This is not to give, you are not kind, Wu Kang hurriedly postponed: "That is the secret technique of the robe, I don't dare to take it for myself, let alone ask for credit." If Your Majesty wants a reward, he will allow his ministers to use a thousand oxen knives to kill the enemy on the battlefield. ”

The brother-in-law knew each other very well, Li Jiu was very satisfied, and pushed the boat down the river and said: "Since it is invited by Aiqing, naturally there is no refusal." This sword is given to you, you are allowed to take it home, and you are allowed to kill the enemy on the battlefield. You are six feet tall and powerful, and you will not fall for the majesty of the sword. ”

Wu Kang immediately thanked him, and finally got what he wanted, and finally had the divine sword. Originally, after going to the palace, he was to be handed over to Cao Cao to join the army, and he was not allowed to take it out of the palace. I can't help but make up for it again, holding a thousand cattle knives in my hand, galloping on the battlefield.

The ecstatic look made Mei Niang roll her eyes, the child was hopeless. His eyes rolled, and he said angrily: "Kang Lang is charging into battle, the concubine can't rest assured, Your Majesty will not only give the treasure knife, but also please give the treasure armor again, in order to comfort the concubine's body." ”

This is my sister, Wu Kang immediately praised it, which is exactly what I want. The three-piece set for the battlefield, BMW already has it, and it is invincible in the world, and it is called "Divine Horse" by Xue Rengui. The treasure knife is also available, and the domineering Qianniu knife is just one treasure armor away.

In the flash of his thoughts, bad ideas sprung up, dry coughs brewed emotions, and he chanted poetry: "Qinghai Changyun Dark Snow Mountain, Lonely City Looking at Yumen Pass from afar, Yellow Sand wears gold armor in a hundred battles, and Loulan will not be returned if it is not broken." May Your Majesty reward the Golden Armor and the Ministers fight bravely to kill the enemy. ”

Suddenly sneered, Xu Jieyu covered her mouth, Mei Niang rolled her eyes, and simply turned her head. Li Jiu sneered, and said in a strange manner: "Poetry is a good poem, but it was not written by you, the golden armor is yellow sand, not the golden armor." Aiqing's level can only poke the toad, poke and jump. ”

Mei Niang rolled her eyes again, Xu Jieyu laughed, and Wu Kang's old face turned red. After so long, you still remember that it seems that Zhang Dashuai is indeed a mudslide. It is estimated that Shangguan Tingzhi and his wife refused to marry because of Daming Lake.

Li Jiuhe joked: "I still really have the treasure armor made of pure gold, and it exists in the inner treasury." It's better to be like this, the lion and tiger battle in the Hundred Beast Garden, if the tiger head wins, that set of golden armor will be rewarded to Aiqing..."