Chapter 20: Three Entrances to Bianjing, Lin Chong's Injury
After the ship docked, Zhu Gui brought a carriage, and Song An and the four of them hid their weapons in the mezzanine under the carriage, and Dai Zong drove them on the road.
It was also a three-day journey, and they came to Bianshang outside Beijing.
Because Song An and his father entered Bianjing last time they shocked Song Huizong, the city defense force of Bianshangjing was strengthened a lot, and you can see a row of forbidden soldiers standing on the city wall three steps apart from more than two miles.
Dai Zong, who went to explore the way, returned.
"Lin Jiaotou, there are three or five hundred forbidden troops at the gate of the city who are blocking the road and searching their bodies, and the wanted notices of Brother Gongming, Brother Xiao An, Yan Qing and Tie Niu are posted everywhere in the city, I'm afraid it's not easy to get in."
"Xiao An, how is this good?" Lin Chongdao.
"Why don't you just put on makeup?" Song An said casually.
It was already dusk, so they agreed to stay at the inn of the town outside the city, and then enter the city early tomorrow morning.
For a man, the best disguise to avoid being recognized by others is to disguise himself as a woman.
Song An bought a few women's clothes from a ready-to-wear store in the town, and went to the rouge shop to buy some women's cosmetics such as lead powder, lip grease, eyebrow dai, rouge, etc., and by the way, he went to the jewelry store to buy three hairpins for women.
Dai Zong said that the people on the wanted portrait painted exactly the same as Song An, and it seemed that they had to wear heavy makeup and be completely beaten into a woman in order not to be recognized.
The clothes are easy to wear, just change them on, but the makeup is a bit laborious.
Especially Li Kui, even if he wears a woman's clothes, he can see at a glance that this is a dead pervert who is dressed as a woman. How can a woman have such a big beard?
Fortunately, when Yan Qing entered Bianjing for the first time, Yan Qing taught Song An to use the cosmetics of Song Dynasty women, and what Song An is best at is learning.
Song An first shaved Li Kui's beard with his own dogleg knife, and then straightened his head according to the woman's hairstyle, and then applied lead powder to his face, smeared rouge, painted eyebrows, appliquΓ©s, dotted paintings, painted oblique red, and applied lip grease.
After this whole set of procedures, Song An took an hour.
Not to mention, Li Kui, a black guy with women's makeup, really has a bit of the taste of a women's clothing boss.
Li Kui pinched an orchid finger at Lin Chong as a woman, pinched his voice and said:
"Sect Leader Lin, do you think I look like a woman now?"
Lin Chong hid his face and smiled: "Like! It's like an old bustard in a green building! β
"I look like it!" Dai Zong also smiled.
Li Kui seemed to remember something, and touched his chest with both hands for a long time, "Brother Xiaoan, how can a woman have no breasts, what should I do?" β
"Stuff these two in and you'll have it!"
Song An casually picked up two big steamed buns from the table and threw them to Li Kui.
"Hey, don't talk about Brother Xiaoan, I Tie Niu stuffed these two steamed buns into it, and she really looks like a little lady like a flower!"
Lin Chong had many old acquaintances in Bianshangjing in the past, and although he was not wanted, he could not be recognized.
Song An spent more than half an hour fixing Lin Chong's head and putting on makeup.
Lin Jiaotou in women's clothing does not have the same spicy eyes as Li Tieniu, and he looks very much like a middle-aged woman who does her duty.
Song An spent two hours in front of the bronze mirror before he could finish himself.
"Who is this? It's beautiful! He sighed narcissistically in the mirror.
"Brother Xiao An is so upside down, he really looks like a beautiful little lady!" Li Kui praised.
As for Dean Dai Zongdai, he doesn't need any disguise, no one in Bianshangjing wants him, and no one knows him.
Sure enough, on the second day, when Song An and the four of them arrived at the gate of Bianshang Beijing by carriage, two columns of forbidden troops armed with spears stood at the gate of the city for a hundred meters.
There are four wanted notices on each side of the wall, and the crowd of onlookers is piled up in front of the notices.
Catch Song Jiang and offer a reward of 10,000 taels of silver.
Catch Song An and offer a reward of 5,000 taels.
Catch Li Kui and Yan Qing and offer a reward of 3,000 taels.
As Dai Zong said, this portrait is exactly the same as the one they are!
Song An approached to look, but saw that each portrait also had withdrawals and seals, and the withdrawals were thin gold.
"On the XX day of the XX month of the XXX year of the Great Song Dynasty, it was made by the Emperor of the Subtle Daojun of the Yuqing Sect."
The seal is the seal book of the "treasure of the Yuqing Sect Master Subtle Daojun Emperor".
Song Huizong was crazy about Taoism, and fantasized all day long that he would become an immortal and fly away, so he gave himself the nickname "Yuqing Sect Master Subtle Daojun Emperor".
Dare to love these paintings are all painted by him, he has seen Song An four, no wonder the paintings are so similar.
These paintings pasted on the wall were copied in batches by court painters based on the images he painted.
This emperor is strange enough, he has to meticulously write the year, month and day when he paints a wanted portrait, and he has to stamp the title with a seal! What a good painter, the emperor of spicy chicken.
"What for?"
A Praetorian soldier stopped in front of the carriage with a gun.
Dai Zong nodded and said: "Official, I heard that Emperor Daojun Jiujiu Chongyang is going to ask Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain to do Luo Tianda Jiao for 9980 days in the Inspiration Pagoda of Yishan, and I specially brought my lady, little sister and little girl to be happy!" β
The soldiers touched Dai Zong from head to toe, and shouted at Song An and the three in the car: "Come down, search your body!" β
I don't want to search, and I don't have any weapons on me anyway.
The soldier touched Li Kui and Lin Chong twice and then let them go, it was Song An's turn, the soldier started to touch from the shoulder, to the front of X, to the waist, and then to the PG, and he didn't let go at all! This guy treats Song An as a little lady.
"Official, you haven't touched enough!" Just when this stinky rascal reached out to touch Song An's thigh, Song Anjiao said angrily.
"Let's go, little lady!"
The soldier smiled and let him go.
Their carriage is a special model specially designed by Zhiduoxing Wu to hide weapons, and its appearance is no different from that of an ordinary carriage, but there is an extra mezzanine on the bottom of the car, which cannot be found at all unless it is dismantled.
A paraglider brought by Song An was casually thrown in the car, and the soldier saw that it was a pile of cloth, so he didn't care, and after sweeping around the car, he let him go.
In the morning, Lin Chong took Song An around the mansions of the three traitors, Tong Guan, Cai Jing, and Yang Jian, and he remembered the appearance of these three mansions, and planned to pick a windy day in a few days to fly to the sky above Bianshang Capital with a paraglider to take a look, and then draw a bird's-eye map for accurate positioning.
Without exception, the mansions of the three traitors were surrounded by the forbidden army into iron buckets, and the standard configuration was that a total of 1,000 forbidden troops guarded the courtyard day and night, and there was a big yellow dog in each corner of the house, grinning when people passed by.
In the Great Song Dynasty a thousand years ago, yellow dogs were called yellow dogs, black dogs were called black dogs, and white dogs were called white dogs. The great writer Su Dongpo of the Song Dynasty wrote "Jiangchengzi Mizhou Hunting" in "Left Leads Huang, Right Qingcang", this "Yellow" refers to the big yellow dog.
Compared with all kinds of foreign dogs, Song An prefers the dog that is called "earth dog", which is native to the land in the hot summer. Not only are they not picky eaters and are easy to feed, but they are also more loyal than those foreign dogs. He also had one such black dog in the 21st century.
The last two times he came and went in a hurry, Song An didn't have time to take a turn in Bianshang Jingli.
This time there is plenty of time, and the 100 people in the family want to become a qualified "paraglider", and it will definitely be useless in less than three months.
Song An plans to go back for a month in Bianshang Jinglang, taste all the delicious food, play all the fun, and then go to Fenghuafang to see Master Li.
The three of them followed Lin Chong aimlessly wandering around the street.
Suddenly, Lin Chong stood in front of a dilapidated mansion and did not leave, his eyes glazed and gloomy as he glanced at the mansion.
"Brother, what's so nice about this shabby yard!" Li Kui shouted.
Lin Chong still stared blankly as if he hadn't heard it.
"Uncle Lin, this is your former home in Bianjing?" Song Andao.
Lin Chong nodded, staring at a rotten roof beam between the ruins, with tears shining in his eyes: "My mother hanged herself on that beam." β
Only then did Li Kui come back to his senses: "It's all those handful of birds in the high ya!" Brother, are the birds still alive? I'll kill him for you! β
"I don't know."
Not only Lin Chong didn't know, but even Song An, who had read the original Water Margin N times, didn't know.
After forcing Lin Niangzi to death, Old Man Shi never explained the whereabouts of Gao Yanei, the son of Gao Yu.
Suddenly, a large group of people ran past them, and as they ran, they shouted in their mouths: "Come and see, Zhang Tianshi has opened the altar in the Yishan Inspiration Pagoda!" β
Siren has gone, Song An can't bear to see Lin Jiaotou hurt here: "Uncle Lin, let's go and see it too!" β
Yishan is a small mound only a few tens of meters high, and the Inspiration Pagoda is what later generations call the "Kaifeng Iron Tower". During the Song Dynasty, Yishan had not yet been swallowed up by the silt of the Yellow River, and the nearly 60-meter-high iron tower also stood high on the top of a small hill.
By the time Song An and the four of them arrived at the foot of Yishan Mountain with the flow of people, the small mound had been surrounded by people from all directions.