There are a lot of soldiers in Tianjin Wei who have not yet gone to rest, except for the one thousand households that need to be guarded, the rest are basically present.

Emperor Chongzhen almost knew this well, as early as when he asked Lu Wenhai to gather the soldiers who had not rested, he had actually expected it - except for the thousand households on duty, even if the rest were rested, they would be found by this guy!

Seeing that the soldiers had already arrived at the school yard in twos and threes, and also sat down around the piles of bonfires, Emperor Chongzhen suddenly discovered a major problem.

At the moment, there are about 4,000 corporals, and fortunately, the whole school yard is large enough, otherwise these more than 200 campfires will not be enough - then the problem comes.

When he came, he brought six cleaned sheep, one on top of a bonfire, a difference of more than 190 sheep......

Where can I find the rest?

No matter how God's own son, Emperor Chongzhen can't change more than 190 sheep for a while!

Emperor Chongzhen, who secretly hated himself for passing through without a warehouse, whispered a few words to Wang Cheng before getting up and heading towards the school grounds.

At this time, there were almost 4,000 people on the school ground, and they all knew that the person dressed as this rich boy was the most respected Emperor Chongzhen today, and there were originally some muffled discussions, which also disappeared as Emperor Chongzhen walked into the school.

Looking at the schoolyard, which could almost be called silent, with only a crack from time to time due to the burning of the bonfire, and the soldiers who stood up again, Emperor Chongzhen simply took the wine bowl from the little eunuch next to him, and said with a smile: "I'm here!" I, accompany the soldiers to spend this year!

There's nothing to say, just a little, eat well, drink well, and have fun! The amount of wine is limited, and the meat is enough until you can't eat it anymore! ”

The school yard became quieter.

Emperor Chongzhen looked at the soldiers who were a little stunned, simply drank the wine in the wine bowl, turned the empty bowl upside down, and then spoke again: "You are right, what you see is true, I am by your side!" ”

His hands pressed down, and Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Let's sit down first, don't stand, it's finally the New Year, if you don't sit, you'll lose!" ”

On the school grounds, which had been silent just now, there was a sudden burst of laughter.

That's right, the emperor came, standing in front of the school grounds, and drank a bowl of wine just now!

What else is it, we hard-working Qiu Ba, I don't understand.

But the emperor looks up to us Qiu Ba, let's sell our lives to his old man, it's worth it!

The soldiers on the school field are actually no better than the soldiers of the Beijing camp and the new army.

According to the words of later generations, the soldiers in the Beijing camp are actually quite high-minded, and they are all noble sons and daughters who will be criticized in later generations.

There are not many noble children in the new army, but after more than 10 years of continuous training and recruitment of new soldiers, almost 80,000 out of 100,000 people can write some simple letters, and almost everyone can read some books.

Although the soldiers of the Beijing camp and the new army may not even be able to compare with children in terms of knowledge, compared to the soldiers of these local guards, they are like Wenqu stars.

I don't know a few big characters, and I can't even know a single word when I fall down, and I don't know too many big truths, and I still have the idea of being a soldier and eating food.

Even if there are eunuchs in every guard, it is useless to brainwash repeatedly, without that brain, without that heart.

Now that I heard Emperor Chongzhen's statement that he was so down-to-earth, it was really an eye-opener for the Qiu Ba of Tianjin Wei - starting from the Three Emperors and the Five Emperors, are there such down-to-earth emperors, and are there emperors who attach so much importance to our Qiu Ba?

Anyway, I haven't heard of it, and it's hard to say whether there will be such an emperor in the future.

Sell your life to such an emperor, you have confidence!

Emperor Chongzhen looked at the soldiers on the school field who were still standing, and simply sat down by himself, and beckoned to Wen Tiren, Zhu Chunchen and others, and said with a smile: "Let's sit down first, the fire is hot, and the ground is not cold." ”

Zhu Chunchen stroked his somewhat gray beard, and only after sitting down did he speak: "What Your Majesty said is that if we don't sit down again, it is estimated that the soldiers will have to stand." ”

Things were just as Zhu Chunchen said, until Emperor Chongzhen, Zhu Chunchen and others sat down, and the soldiers on the school field slowly sat down.

Thanks to good food, adequate nutrition and no things such as mobile phones and computers that harm eyesight, plus the bonfire in the school field is also burning vigorously enough, Emperor Chongzhen can clearly see that many soldiers are not very stable after sitting down, and always want to twist their bodies.

After everyone was seated, Lu Wenhai said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, do you want to let the soldiers wrestle for fun?" ”

Emperor Chongzhen said with a smile: "Follow the mood of the soldiers, if you want to, let them make trouble, it can be more lively, it just so happens that there is a large amount of mutton or something to be transported over, and let the soldiers wait a little longer." ”

After Lu Wenhai responded, he got up and went to arrange, and after a while, several soldiers began to wrestle in the school field.

Emperor Chongzhen watched with a smile, took a sip of wine from time to time, and would cheer when he saw the benefits, which immediately made the atmosphere in the school field lively, and even the ordinary soldiers opened their voices and cheered.

After a few wrestlings, Emperor Chongzhen had already drunk a few bowls of wine again, plus the ones he drank when he drank with Wen Tiren and Zhu Chunchen and others before, so that the whole person was a little drunk.

Squinting his slightly reddened eyes, Emperor Chongzhen didn't need anyone to help him, he stood up by himself, and walked to a nearby bonfire with a wine bowl.

Seeing that the soldiers next to the bonfire wanted to get up, Emperor Chongzhen feigned anger and said, "Sit down!" No one is allowed to get up! ”

After the soldiers sat down with each other looking at each other, Emperor Chongzhen raised the wine bowl in his hand and turned around, signaling to the soldiers on the entire school field, and then said loudly: "Today, I have a few words to say to the soldiers!" ”

Wen Tiren immediately turned his attention to Zhu Chunchen for help, and whispered: "Chengguo Gong, do you want to persuade Your Majesty?" ”

Zhu Chunchen burped and asked in a daze, "Persuade what?" ”

Wen Tiren's heart suddenly became a little desperate - Emperor Chongzhen drank too much, and Zhu Chunchen, who could persuade Emperor Chongzhen in front of him, also drank too much!

Zhu Chunchen drank too much, but Emperor Chongzhen drank too much, who knows what nonsense his old man will say?

Especially in front of the entire guards, if something is said that should not be said, after it spreads, will this Daming's face be gone?

Wen Tiren was worried about the face of Emperor Chongzhen and the Ming court, and Emperor Chongzhen obviously didn't mean to be embarrassed at all: "I drank a little too much, so I will say a few words to the big guy!"

I hate wars! Because if you fight, you die!

But I have to fight, because if I don't fight, other barbarians will come to fight us!

Why should all my good people be bullied and killed? There is no such reason in the world!

So, hehe, I'll kill those brutes first! ”

After a hint of triumph flashed on his face, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Look, is the problem solved?" I tell you that there is nothing that cannot be solved by killing the barbarians, and if there is, then kill all the barbarians! ”

Wen Tiren simply covered his face with his sleeves and no longer looked at Emperor Chongzhen - the Ming Dynasty was founded for nearly three hundred years, and the imperial majesty accumulated by the emperors of the past dynasties was all destroyed in the hands of Emperor Chongzhen today!

It is conceivable that after tomorrow, rumors will begin to circulate in the world that Emperor Chongzhen was drunk and drunk.

If it was just like that, it would be fine, but these words of Emperor Chongzhen would really cause big trouble after they were spread - those vassal states, especially the vassal states in Nanyang, were authentic barbarians.

And at this moment, Emperor Chongzhen is clamoring to kill all the barbarians......

Emperor Chongzhen didn't realize that he had drunk too much, but drank all the wine in the bowl again, and said with red eyes: "It's all ready for me!"

After two years, my Ming Dynasty is internally stable, and when there are no natural or man-made disasters, I will take you to kill the barbarians! Fishing for military merit!

I won't say much about the big truth! Anyway, you all know that with military merit, there is silver! House! Your mother-in-law and baby will be able to live a better life! ”

I don't know what Emperor Chongzhen remembered, after laughing, he staggered to the other pile of bonfires, and said, "Sit down!" No one is allowed to get up!

You don't know, do you? I have a lot of land now! There are so many that you can't give birth to a baby!

But your babies can't be divided, what about your grandchildren? What about your baby's grandson? Sooner or later, this land will be insufficient!

What if it's not enough? I will take you back first, and then you can give birth as you want, and go to the fucking family planning! It's all open to me!

I tell you, those who give birth to many babies will be rewarded! If there are fewer births, there is no benefit to fart! ”

Wen Tiren couldn't listen anymore, hurriedly got up and walked a few steps, and only after coming to Emperor Chongzhen's side did he whisper: "Your Majesty? ”

Emperor Chongzhen snorted and turned his curious gaze to Wen Tiren: "Wen Aiqing? ”

Wen Tiren whispered: "Your Majesty, why don't you sit down and rest for a while and watch the soldiers wrestle?" ”

Emperor Chongzhen heaved and said, "Don't look at it!" I watched them cut people on the battlefield! ”

Pushing away Wen Tiren and the little eunuch who wanted to help him, Emperor Chongzhen walked crookedly to the other bonfire, and continued: "It has been fourteen years since I ascended the throne! I have also passed the year of establishment, and I am about to reach the year of no confusion!

How many fourteen years are there in life? It's only seven or eight full, maybe less?

I will take you to fight the world, and I will expand your territory, so your children don't have to fight anymore! ”

Suddenly drank the wine in the bowl, and Emperor Chongzhen's eyes became red: "Wang Xuanlone!" I originally ordered him to go to Liaodong to capture Fan Wencheng, the dog traitor, but he still acted on orders even though he knew that he would die, and captured Fan Wencheng in Liaodong for me, and went to his death in the face of Jiannu's chasing soldiers!

I posthumously named him the Marquis of Dingbei, and allowed his descendants to inherit the lord for three generations! I poured Fan Wencheng into a kneeling statue, and I killed almost all the slaves!

I want to ask you today, do you have this loyalty!? Do you have the guts?! ”

The soldiers on the school field were rhythmized by Emperor Chongzhen's words, and shouted with red eyes: "I am willing to die for Your Majesty!" ”

Only then did Emperor Chongzhen pick up the wine bowl that had just been full, and said loudly: "Soldiers! Drink to win! ”

After drinking the wine in the bowl again, Emperor Chongzhen staggered back to his bonfire - still without help.

Wen Tiren, who came back with Emperor Chongzhen, even had the heart to die.

I knew that I would encounter this kind of thing, and I should have tried my best to dissuade Emperor Chongzhen when he said that he was going to come to Tianjinwei!

Now it's okay, Emperor Chongzhen is drunk, and he has been drunk, and the soldiers on the entire school field have become a little strange, and it seems that they are planning to find a few barbarians to kill and play.

If this happened on the eve of the big war, it may be called a good thing, but it is on this Chinese New Year's Eve!

What to do tomorrow?

Wen Tiren's only little bit of alcohol was swept away, and he looked at Shi Fenglai with a lot of pain: "What do you think about Lord Shi?" ”

Shi Fenglai was stunned: "What do you think?" ”

Wen Tiren said angrily: "Your Majesty is drunk and lost his words today, if it spreads tomorrow, Your Majesty and the face of the court!"

Especially what His Majesty just said, if it spreads, not to mention how the people of the world will think of Your Majesty, what will those vassal states think? Don't forget, I'm still buying food now! ”

Shi Fenglai nodded and said: "What Your Majesty said today, there will not be half a word spread out tomorrow, Wen Ge is old and relaxed." ”

Seeing that Wen Tiren was still staring at him, looking like he wanted to give an explanation, Shi Fenglai said: "There is nothing to do with the outside in the guard, plus the soldiers are hearted to Your Majesty, who will pass a word to the outside world?"

Besides, Commander Lu and the factory guards will sit idly by? They won't tell you in advance?

Even if someone inadvertently reveals it, so what? Your Majesty cares what others think? Do you care?

Who care? Those feudal states?

My Ming army is like this, those vassal states can be pacified almost with a wave of their hands, even if they know it, what can they do? No, how should it be, or how? ”

Wen Tiren was already desperate at this time.

Emperor Chongzhen is drunk and crazy alone, and now even Shi Fenglai seems to have changed - could it be that the Wa Kingdom will make people have such a big change?

What the fuck is this!

That's it, it's a big deal, just like Shi Feng said, just level those barbarians, and then burn all the paper records.

Thinking of this, Wen Tiren looked at the accompanying historian with a rather weak heart, what should he do with Emperor Chongzhen Benji? Can this thing burn?

It wasn't until the east leaked out the white of the fish's belly that a chaotic bonfire banquet was over, and the soldiers of Tianjin Wei went back to their homes to find their own mothers, and Emperor Chongzhen also returned to the palace.

PS: Today I will sacrifice "Ruyi Xiaolangjun"!