Chapter 8 Uncle Huang

At the same time, Dong Cheng's plan to eat black was exposed and was killed by Cao Cao. Liu Bei also took the opportunity to raise troops in Xuzhou when he learned of this......

In response to such a state of affairs, Yuan Shao convened a meeting again......

At the beginning of the meeting, only listen to ......

"Hahahaha! A godsend! What a godsend! It's finally time for me to look good! "Tian Trolls really lived up to his mission, and he was professional and lively.

"Those who compete with the public for the world, Cao Cao also. Cao is attacking Liu Bei in the east today, the soldiers and companies can not be dismissed, and now the army is raised to attack it, and it can be decided! The soldiers made a few moves, and the time was right! Lord, if you don't understand, I'll help you translate it! Who is the one who is fighting with the Lord now? Cao Cao! Now that Cao Cao is conquering Liu Bei, it will definitely be difficult to solve, at this time we will send troops to kick Cao Cao's ass, and the big thing can be done! Now is the best time to send troops, send troops! Dispatch troops!!!!! ”

"Uh...... Ay...... Tian Feng...... You said that the [soldier company cannot be solved], right? ”

"yes, what! You dare to question me? ”

"Dong Cheng's deeds were defeated, Liu Bei raised troops in Xuzhou in the first month of spring, and then at the end of the month, Cao Cao destroyed Liu Bei and returned to Guandu. This Cao Cao crusaded against Liu Bei, going back and forth for less than a month, are you embarrassed to tell me that [the soldier company can not be solved]? ”

"Uh............ This .............................."

Tian Feng [speechless] ......

"And do you think I really didn't do what you say in history? You and Xu Yu's plan, although I refused on the surface because of my arrogance, actually did it, and the result? [Liu Bei rebelled in Xuzhou, and Taizu went east. Shao attacks the ban, the ban is held, and Shao cannot be pulled. Good one [after the army is attacked today, it can be decided!] The soldiers made a few moves, and the time was right! I believed your nonsense and sent Yu Ban a wave of military exploits! ”

"Tian Feng, what else do you have to say?"

"The minister is guilty............ Minister............ damn it" Tian Troll began to be honest.

"Well, I don't need to talk about the past. Let's keep deliberating. ”

"In that case, let's just sit back and watch the success or failure. I think that Liu Bei will be defeated in the near future, and then he will move south. "Still frustrated!

"Well...... This suggestion is reliable, so it is decided. Don't attack rashly, wait for Liu Bei to come, gather a large army, and crusade against Cao Cao in one go! ”

So the people dissolved......

As Yuan Shao expected, under Cao Cao's blitzkrieg, Liu Bei soon lost Xuzhou. Later, under the command of Yuan Tan, Liu Bei came to Yecheng in embarrassment......

"Uh............ Liu Yuanjun? ”

"Woooooooooo......oo Thank you General Yuan for rescuing me...... Woowoo...... Great kindness, toothless unforgettable! ”

"Liu Yuanjun is safe now...... Don't cry......" Guo Tu smiled evilly.

"Woooooooooo......oo Now that the second and third brothers are not by my side, I can only hug General Yuan's thighs! Please also ask General Yuan to call the shots for me! ”

Yuan Shao looked at Liu Bei, and then sighed at the strategists......

"See? How does Koei drive a guy crazy through the setting? ”

"Liu Yuanjun, don't you want to rebel against glory with us? Romance of the Three Kingdoms 13 has taken you from the tactics of war, the four dimensions, and even the lines have been blackened all over. All for the sake of all the people of the world? Is this also for the sake of righteousness? Feel the weight of righteousness, right? "Judging righteous words.

"Uh...... I am afraid that it will be difficult for me to resist in this world...... Woowoo...... Hey, the glorious setting is like a fierce poison that penetrates deep into the bone marrow, even if I have the heart to resist, it is difficult to get rid of it at once............"

(Yike...... It seems that Liu Bei can't count on it...... )

"Since Liu Yuanjun needs time to poison, I naturally agree. In this way, I will immediately send someone to escort Liu Zhijun back to Youzhou, and appoint the envoy as the Taishou of Jicheng. It can be regarded as a return to the hometown...... As for the duel with Cao Cao and the glorious one, leave it to me Yuan Benchu! “

"Thank you, General Yuan! Ay...... I miss the time when I was not set up by the glory of Romance as this person is not a ghost or a ghost...... Back then, the heroes were heroic and flogged, so they were not happy...... Woowoo woo ............"

Looking back on the past, Liu Bei cried again from it......

"As the head of the people, it is really sad to be set as a foil for his subordinates, ......" (but for us Yuan Shaojun, this may not be a good thing.) Liu Bei in history is a serious hidden danger, but Liu Bei, who is set up in glory, is not to be worried. He sighed.

In this way, Liu Bei was sent to Youzhou to take up a post, and returned to his hometown in fine clothes, with quite a lot of political achievements......

And the heavy task of crusading against Cao Cao fell on Yuan Shao's shoulders alone.

After that, Yuan Shao felt that the time had come, so he led a large army to crusade against Cao Cao!

First of all, Yuan Shao has to choose a striker to attack the white horse......

............ in the barracks

"My lord! This pioneer responsibility, think about it, I have to be! Yan Liang opened his voice, and his voice shook through the sky.

Yuan Shao said indifferently......

"It doesn't hurt to let you be a pioneer. But now you want to understand why you were killed by Guan Yu in seconds? ”

"Uh...... I'm not very good at ...... I still don't understand why......"

Yuan Shao sighed and continued......

"Yan Liang...... I beg you, be a pioneer and be a good pioneer, can you not bask in the sun with an umbrella in front of the two armies? Don't think your goal is obvious enough? ”

"This ...... I just don't bask in the sun this time...... If I hadn't fallen for Xun Yu's strategy, I wouldn't have been so unprepared...... My lord, give me another chance! ”

"You can't be alone. Let Wen Chou go with him. The two of you act together to have a response. ”

"No! I'm going to call him! We won't disappoint my lord this time! ”

After that, Yan Liang left the big tent and found Wen Chou......

"It's okay to play together. But Yan Liang, are you sure to defeat Guan Yu? ”

"Well...... Let me think about it...... He was beheaded by Guan Yu a total of 100245 times before............ Sometimes I also wonder how to deal with Guan Yu...... But my brain is very stupid, just when I was about to give up, a master told me that the wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts, and the fool may have a gain in a thousand thoughts. So I thought about it again......"

"So you figured it out?"

"No...... And it didn't ............"

That...... What's the point of you telling me this? Morale-boosting? ”

"Uh...... Later, the master saw that I was still fruitless after thinking hard and meditating, and felt pitiful, so he nodded a few words to me. Anyway, when the time comes, you cover me, and I'll try to see if what the master says works. ”

"Who is this master?"

"Uh...... I forgot to ask for the name...... In short, that's not the point! Hurry up and march to Hakuba! ”

Subsequently, Yan Liangwen Chou marched to the White Horse as a vanguard......

Soon before the two armies, Guan Yu and Yan Liangwen confronted each other......

"Hmph...... This time, they learned wisely, and did they fight together? ”

"There is no Xun Youyin for us this time, so we won't be beaten up again!"

"Xun You? Who is it...... Forget it, whatever...... Even if you are prepared, you will not be able to avoid the fate of being killed by me, it is nothing more than struggling and struggling, so that I will waste more time. ”

At this time, Yan Liang stepped forward and said to Guan Yu within the scope of Wen Chou's rescue......

"General Guan, Liu Yuanjun has defected to my lord Yuan Shao, you have always valued faith and righteousness, why don't you abandon the dark and turn to the light?"

Guan Yu smiled slightly and said disdainfully......

"Humph! Empty words! Why should I believe your word for it? If you have the ability, call the big brother to show me before the battle! Otherwise, you two will die! ”

"Uh...... This......... Liu Zhijun was sent to Youzhou............"

Hehe...... Sure enough, you two are talking nonsense! The combined IQ of the two of you is not as good as mine, and you still want to fool Guan? Amusing! Suffer death! ”

Before the words stopped, Guan Yu rode his horse to kill Yan Liang!

"Yan Liang! Dangerous! ”

However, Yan Liang said unhurriedly......

"Kill Cao Cao, Du will reward you!"

In an instant, Guan Yu turned his horse's head and reflexively killed Cao Jun! Yan Liangwen looked at his back in the afterglow of the setting sun......

"Kuang Fu Han Room! Swear to the thief! Yan Liangwen is ugly, quickly kill the thief with me! ”

"Wen Chou is still stunned what to do! Hurry up and attack Cao's army with General Guan! ”

"Oh...... Oh! ”

Because of Guan Yu's defection, Cao's army was defeated, Yu Ban was beheaded, and Baima Yanjin also fell into the hands of Yuan Shao......

So Yuan Shao's rebel army crossed the Yellow River smoothly......

In the face of such a situation, Cao Cao also began to discuss countermeasures in the camp of Cao's army in Guandu......

"I didn't expect Guan Yu to defect on the verge of battle...... I really misread him...... Now that Yuan Shao's soldiers are very prosperous, I don't know what you think? ”

At this time, one of them came out and said......

"Since the lord is on the same front as the glory, it can be said that he is invincible without a fight, so why worry? Yuan Shao is just a flash in the pan, and he will eventually be defeated, why be afraid? ”

"Oh? According to the meaning of filial piety, what should we do? ”

"Huh...... Yuan Shao pretended to be a righteous army, full of omissions, just wait for me to say a few words before the battle, so that Yuan Shao can collapse without a fight. ”

"Is this really okay?"

"Yuan Shao is just an ordinary man, and all the strategists under his command are in arrears in IQ, how can they be my opponents? The lord is worry-free, and watch me cheer for Cao Jun. ”

"Good! Then I'll make an appointment with Yuan Shao to fight immediately! ”

Soon it was the date agreed upon by Cao Cao and Yuan Shao......

The two armies set themselves up in battle over the wilderness......

Yuan Shao saw Cao Cao and Guo Jia coming out of the ranks, and said to the strategists......

"Cao Cao seems to be planning to send his military advisor Guo Jia to argue with our army, do any of you dare to meet the battle?"

When the four of them heard this, they looked at each other......

"This .........................................."

"Uh...... Don't you usually have a good time squirting at each other!? Why can't it be at the critical moment!? Scolding the insider, scolding the layman outside!? ”

At this time, Fu Zhu stepped forward and said......

"My lord, in fact, I expected such a situation, so I made some preparations in advance."

"Oh? Are you going to play against Guo Jia? ”

"Uh...... I'm good at strategizing, I'm not good at polemics, so naturally it's not me who is going to face Guo Jia. But I've brought the people who are fighting, my lord, please look over there......"

Yuan Shao looked in the direction of Fu Zhi's finger and said in surprise............

"Why is he here? Didn't I say I didn't need him to reciprocate? ”

Frustration explained......

Although the lord said so, the other party still wanted to repay the lord with his might. He also said that since the lord didn't need him to give advice, then he would reciprocate the lord's kindness with a little tongue. In addition, he himself can't get used to Guo Jia, both public and private. ”

"Okay...... Since he said so, I naturally have no reason to refuse. Let's take a look at the development of the polemic here......"

At the same time, in front of the two armies, both sides were also in position............

Guo Jia looked at the four-wheeled bicycle and was very surprised......

(It's not like Yuan Shao's strategist...... )

"Who's coming!?"

Zhuge Liang, who was sitting on the four-wheeled car, said indifferently......

"In the lower Zhuge Kongming."

Guo Jia said sarcastically......

"I have heard the name of the village man for a long time, and I am honored to meet you today!"

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan gently......

"Hehe............"

"Since you know the destiny of heaven and the affairs of the times, why do you want to raise an unknown teacher? Violating my borders? ”

Zhuge Liang Yao pointed to the banner behind him and said......

"What does it mean to die a glorious death, but to be nameless?"

"Haha...... The number of days has changed, the artifact is easier, and it is natural to return to the virtuous person. ”

Zhuge Liang feather fan pointed at Guo Jia and asked......

"Glory is ugly, bad reviews are like a tide, what is a virtuous person?"

Guo Jia replied while waving his hand......

"In the past 30 years, piracy has been rampant, copyright disputes, manufacturers are in danger of being tired, players are in urgent need of hanging upside down, my father is glorious, sweeping away Liuhe, sweeping the eight wildernesses, all surnames are devoured, and the Quartet is looking up to virtue, this is not to take it by power, it is really the conscience of heaven and earth! As the so-called people who achieve great things are not informal, sacrificing their egos in order to increase their popularity, isn't this the will of God? Now you seem to have great talents, holding big weapons to compare yourself to Guan Zhong, Le Yi, why should you go against the glory and act against the general trend? Don't you hear the ancients: Those who follow the sky prosper, and those who go against the sky die. Heavenly, glorious too! How can the fluorescent light of Lang'er and other rotten grass compare to the glory of the bright moon! If you turn against your armor and surrender with courtesy, you still don't lose the position of your own son, and the country is safe and the people are happy, isn't it beautiful? ”

"Uh-huh............" Cao Cao nodded from the side......

Zhuge Liang smiled and said......

"I thought that you, as Cao Jun's sacrificial wine, would have a high opinion when you came to the front of the battle to face the soldiers of the two armies, but I didn't expect to say such vulgar words! I have a word, please give it a thumbs up. ”

"In the past 30 years, orthodoxy has declined, radio and television have caused disasters, national chaos has been fierce, and the Quartet has been disturbed. After the glory, Lu Bu, Guo Jia, Zhao Yun and others rose one after another. Business blows each other and oppresses others. Therefore, above the temple, appearance is important; Between His Majesty, popularity is important. So that Guo Jia and his ilk were raging, and Sima's disciples were whitewashed, so that history became a stage, and all living beings suffered from foils! On the occasion of this great disaster, what does Guo Saijiu do? The life of Guo Saijiu, I know it, you are a strategist, you were the former official of the Yuan family at the beginning, you should be Kuangjun to assist the country, fight for glory, when to help the rebels, and plot to usurp the throne (the position of the master)! The plot of seizing people, stealing people's merits, the crime is serious, and heaven and earth do not tolerate it! ”

Guo Jia pointed his finger at Zhuge Liang and said intermittently......

"You! Zhuge Villager ...... How dare you ......"

Zhuge shouted angrily!

"Shut up! Shameless thief, don't you know that everyone in the world is willing to eat your flesh raw, and dare to rap here! Fortunately, the will of heaven is not endless, General Yuan is in Hebei, and he rises up, I am doing the right thing for heaven today, and I am begging for thieves, since you are the minister who seconded the proposal, you can only hide and shrink your head, trying to boast, how dare you call the number of days in front of our army! Little Ones! White-faced horseman! You are about to return to Jiuquan, what will you look like to see Wei Shangshu Xun Yu at that time!? ”

"Well said!" Chen Qun saw that Guo Jia had learned to flow backwards and came out to mend the knife.

Guo Jia covered his chest with his hands and said in a trembling voice............

Chen Qun...... You! I, I, I ......"

Zhuge Liang rebuked sharply!

"Two ministers and thieves! In vain, you are in the name of the country, but you are doing things that are not good! I haven't led an army in my life, and my command is four out of eighty, isn't it a big joke in the world!? A dog with a broken spine dares to bark in front of our army! I've never seen anyone so shameless! ”

"You, you...... Yes!!!!!!!!! ”

Before Zhuge could stop talking, Guo Jia vomited blood and fell under the horse and died......

Seeing this, Yuan Shao immediately waved his military flag and ordered!

"It's now! Assault of the whole army! ”

The morale of Yuan's army soared and launched a fierce attack on Cao's army, and Cao Cao didn't even have time to help Guo Jia collect his body, so he could only withdraw his troops in a hurry,......

As a result, the great battle between Yuan Jun and Cao Jun ended with Yuan Shao's victory. And Cao Cao could only gather the defeated army and retreat to the Guandu camp in order to ......