111. Big characters are humorous
In the back seat of Mercedes-Benz's Mercedes-Benz big G, Xu Tian looked at Xu Tian next to him, with a sigh on his face.
"It's so realistic, it's like looking in a mirror."
Xu Tian sincerely exclaimed, "The ability to manifest in real objects is really good and powerful!" ”
"yes."
The corners of the mouth of "Xu Tian" next to her curled slightly, obviously Xu Tian's praise was very useful to her, and then her figure was Gaussian blurred for a while, and she became Xu Bingbing's appearance again, and her voice also became Xu Bingbing's voice: "Brother, when I grow up, will you marry me as a wife?" ”
Xu Tian: "......"
Xu Bingbing's pretty face on the other side turned red suddenly, and the little pink fist gently slapped the fake Xu Bingbing: "Sister Jingjing, what are you talking about, it's not serious." ”
"Hahaha."
"Xu Bingbing" changed his body and changed back to the appearance of He Jing's body, tall and cold, and even grinning with a cherry mouth has a temperament that makes people dare not look at it. Just looking at the appearance, you can't tell that this is a tease.
Xu Tian also mistakenly thought in the past that all kinds of tall and powerful people like this should be thousands of miles away from people who are not smiling, but after seeing the rich second generation like Shen Pan Wang Duoshui, as well as his teachers Zhang Bairen and this He Jing, he felt that his cognition was refreshed.
When I was a child, I thought that rich people were very domineering, and their hearts were black. When I grew up, I found that many rich people know a lot, do things seriously, have no shelves, are very generous, rational, and humorous, and are much easier to get along with than the poor.
It's pretty much the same thing.
Truly mature people tend to maintain a childlike heart, and Xu Tian now feels that this sentence is really reasonable.
Many people's sense of humor is generated after experiencing extreme pain, which means that the more humorous the person, the more story they have.
On the contrary, people who have not experienced any strong winds and waves will behave seriously and calmly.
In real life, Xu Tian has seen a lot of low-level people, with a straight face all day long, obviously very mediocre, but he likes to preach everywhere, and he can't get used to seeing others talking and laughing.
However, in fact...... The richest man Niu Yun is a teaser, Shen Pan is a teaser, Zhang Bairen is a teaser, and He Jing is a teaser...... Xu Tian's own future high society is also a tease, which can illustrate this truth very well.
People who are strong on the outside are often middle-class, and only those who talk and laugh are the big people who really control the overall situation.
Xu Tian also had a deep understanding of this when he watched "It Looks Like the Great Demon King", he is usually used to flipping through comments, many people are smiling at the author's complaints, and some high-IQ readers will even echo a few sentences to sublimate the joke.
But there are a very few trolls who always like to look at this book with a very serious attitude, saying that it is inappropriate to complain about it like this, and then stand on the commanding heights of morality to criticize all kinds of things, whenever Xu Tian wants to say, big brother, what you are reading is to complain about novels, you ask him not to complain about others?
Then don't read this kind of spit novel! Look at the tragic novels written by others!
This is not Xu Tian, and another book review has seriously affected the reading experience.
Drawn in Drunk: Is the Author a Keyboard Warrior? Why is it always black that I like stars! I can't stand it, the author is really a personal scumbag.
Zhang Hankun has become popular recently, and he is the object of national complaints, and "It Seems to Be the Great Demon King" also followed the trend to change his name to Zhang Caikun and wrote it, all kinds of complaints, and then unsurprisingly was said to be a keyboard warrior by brainless fans who don't understand humor.
At that time, Xu Tian couldn't help but roll his eyes, please, everyone knows that the author is complaining about humor Okay, what is black, you are stirring up trouble! Then he replied: It's very appropriate to remove the word "pull" from your screen name, drunk sword, cheap mouth. Brains are a good thing, and I hope you have one too. Give you a life advice, go out and turn left, don't send it.
[Resentment from Wu Cuijian, +658! ] 】
Hehe, the name your parents gave you is also quite appropriate, Wu Cuijian, I am cheap, I am really like my name!
This phenomenon is like a long time ago, when someone scolded Wang Jing while watching Wang Jing's movies, saying that he always made some nonsensical and funny commercial films, instead of making some serious literary films.
Question: Wang Jing is a director who makes commercial films, you like to watch literary films, don't watch Wang Jing's films, why do you have to shoot Wang Jing, can't you watch other people's films?
The spit conference is also, it's obviously a show where celebrities complain about each other, non-brainless fans like to post barrages below and say that you can't be so black our idols, people are spitting, spitting is a poisonous tongue, everyone is happy with each other, and when it comes to this kind of brainless, the mouth of the brainless fan becomes black.
It is not for nothing that brain-dead powder is classified as a type of brain-dead.
Of course, it's not that the Holy Mother of the Virgin is bad, the Holy Mother of the Virgin thinks that she has a strong sense of justice and morality, they just lack life experience, simply put, it's just low emotional intelligence, low emotional intelligence naturally can't understand humor, and low emotional intelligence will naturally use their own narrow vision to criticize the humor they don't understand.
It turns out that there are actually more people who understand humor and have stories, and the vast majority of humor can still attract most people, otherwise the spit culture would not be so popular.
"Huh?"
He Jing, the beautiful chairman sitting next to Xu Tian, suddenly frowned slightly, and she once again felt that Xu Tian touched her arm with her elbow, as if it was not what she thought at the beginning, but not intentionally.
Is this guy really taking advantage of himself?
He Jing glanced at Xu Tian, who was sitting precariously, bowing his head and playing with his mobile phone seriously.
I guess I thought it wrong...... How could such a handsome young man be so dirty. He Jing immediately didn't care anymore.
Of course, Xu Tian couldn't be so dirty, he was just trying to copy He Jing's ability or something, but he didn't know what's going on, he touched He Jing several times, and He Jing's talent and ability didn't jump out of his mind......
What the hell is going on......
Is it the system show that is funny, or is He Jing different.
Xu Tian patted Shen Pan's shoulder unbelievably, and the dialog box popped out of his mind in the next second.
[Discover the higher talent: Fire Element Affinity, is it copied?] (Cost: 5163 Grievances)]
[Discover Divine Power: Fire Divine Power, Is it Copyed?] (Cost: 98 Grudge)]
Strange, the system is still normal.
Shen Pan, who was driving, glanced back at him: "What are you doing?" ”
Xu Tian smiled: "You are so handsome." ”
Shen Pan: "??? ”
[Resentment from Shen Pan +66]
Shen Pan: "Big brother, you specially photographed me on the highway just to tell me how handsome I looked?" Please, the whole world knows. ”
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