Chapter 6: Awakening
"Since you're sure that Shan'er took your things, you have to show some evidence, otherwise, I have enough reason to say that you have framed me based on your words alone. …… of the handmaiden. ”
"Evidence?" Shadow Dance swallowed, narrowed her eyes, and calmed down, stealing the calculating light in her eyes, hooked the corners of her mouth, and waved her hand behind her, with a confident expression of casting a net and catching a fish.
It seems that this parrot has such a rampant behavior with a little concubine, this heart is really not comparable to ordinary people, I think I am almost thirty old goblins, I can't even control this little leather cub, it seems that in the future, I will really be careful to deal with this woman in this house, just by the look he just pretended to be calm, there are few people present who can compare to him. Shioman looked back and forth at Shadow Dance.
The named maid obviously has no ability to dance, and trembling to the point of "early morning, early morning, slave maid to go...... Go to the kitchen and find Shan'er...... Shan'er steals something from Miss Mai ...... Room out ...... came out in a hurry...... Target...... Kick it in the sleeve. After saying that, he knelt on the ground, and even his head was on the ground.
"You lied, the slave didn't steal"
"Oh, stealing something and not coming back to me, going to the kitchen to tuck it into your sleeve? Do parrots live in the kitchen? I thought it was a concubine, but it turned out to be a maid in charge of the fire. "Xiaoman was not in a hurry when he arrived, and he wanted to laugh at this maid who helped him a little, and his courage was really not ordinary. Or is it that the ancient little girl is actually very low-level, and these bad reasons are really the same as the leave note I gave to the teacher when I was a child: Teacher, I can't go to school today when I get married (dizzy). It's infuriating and funny to listen to.
"The slave maid said that when she returned to Miss Maiden's room from the kitchen, she saw Shan'er just come out, holding a pearl earring in her hand, which happened to be in the king's sleeve."
The little girl was so cute, she realized that she had just said the wrong thing, and hurriedly corrected it. It's a guy who is still the head of the central household, but I don't know if people will accept your affection. But seeing that he reacted quite quickly, he will definitely be able to take charge of himself in time, not bad, not bad, good seedling! Xiaoman looked at the group of little girls in front of her, and felt that she was a kindergarten aunt, watching the children be naughty, angry and funny.
"No, slave, no steal." Shan'er didn't know that Xiaoman didn't take this seriously at all, and thought that his young lady would ignore him as before.
"Shan'er was just passing by today, she didn't go in at all, and it was impossible to steal." Shan'er was really anxious.
"Dog minion, you're still quibbling even now! I saw you come in with my own eyes, and when you left, it was gone, not you, who else, did it become a bird and fly away? The last sentence was still roared out through gritted teeth, which made people have to admire the little parrot's acting skills. The style of painting changed, "That earring is the first gift that the prince gave me, please sister see that you will return your girl to me in the love for many years, so that I also have a thought." After saying that, he pretended to cry.
This acting ...... This...... It's too fast to change your face, if you put it back to modern times, this acting skill will definitely beat Zhao Liying, Zheng Shuang and other leading little flowers, maybe you can go to the Oscars for a walk. These little girls are really having fun. My sister is in a good mood today, playing with you, and letting you have a long experience.
"Yo, parrot sister, look at what you said, what is this called, how can I not deal with it impartially, today I made you cry, and I feel uncomfortable, so," said while taking off one of the two white hostas on his head and handing it over, "This hairpin was originally a pair, and it was a token given by the prince, and now, I am one with you, you see it well?" ”
"Even if I have this hairpin, the pearl earrings will have to be returned to me, and I'm not so (so confused, I haven't finished talking yet)...... Shadow Dance looked at Shioman with disdain and said, with a look on my face, I knew that the villain who would apologize to me was the way he looked. The hand was very honest and stretched out, revealing that he really wanted this hairpin at this time.
With a "snap", the hairpin fell to the ground and broke into two sections. Shino withdrew his hand with a swish, but Shadow Dance didn't react, stretching out her arm in a daze.
"Ah, even if you don't like me as a princess, you can't be angry with this hairpin... You know, this was given by the prince. It is still a token of marriage. ”
"I didn't even touch this hairpin."
After a pause, Shadow Dance also figured out that handing over the hairpin was a set for herself. , looked at Xiaoman fiercely, "Are you calculating me?!" ”
"Parrots not only learn to speak, but they are also quite smart, you can see this?" Xiaoman grinned, "Do you know that there is a saying?" Let it be the way of others to govern the body of others! ”
"You ......!!!"
"Forget it, sister, let's go find your earrings somewhere else, maybe they will be lost somewhere else" The little girl in yellow interrupted playfully. It also gave Shadow Dance a step down.
"Sister, there are many disturbances today, our sisters are anxious to find earrings, don't delay on my sister's side, another day, invite my sister to drink tea and catch up, and say goodbye first." After that, without waiting for Xiaoman's consent, he pulled Shadow Dance and was about to leave.
Left and right didn't think about what to do to them, Xiaoman's world was very peaceful, there was no killing, let alone killing, at most it was fighting. Therefore, I never thought that the world I came through was a cannibalistic world. Letting people go like this is a sign of cowardice.
The people who left, at most, were surprised by Xiaoman's sudden change.
"How do I feel, that slut today...... How...... Like ...... Like a different person? The little girl in yellow shook her head and muttered.
"Is it overstimulated? I heard that rabbits bite when they are in a hurry. ”
"Since the last time you fell overboard...... It's weird to come up."
"In other words, how can a normal person stay in the water for so long."
"It can't be that there's something unclean on you, right?"
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, they didn't speak, and if you look closely, they still have goosebumps.
The attitude of the crowd towards Shioman made Shadow Dance even angrier, and said viciously, "It doesn't matter if he's a human or a ghost!" This account book is written down by Mrs., and it will be doubled in the future!! ”
The words were divided into two ends, and when Xiaoman saw that everyone was gone, he hugged Shan'er back to the room, "Shan'er, I'm hungry." ”
"The meal has been arranged, let's go back and eat." Shan'er was so excited that she wanted to cry, but when she saw Xiaoman deliberately diverting the topic, she instantly felt that Miss's image was taller.
Reducing the white porridge with chaff on the table again, Xiaoman really felt that he couldn't swallow it anymore, and asked with a sad face
"You eat this stuff every day here?"
"No, these are eaten by the rich, and the poor eat wild vegetables and dried meat."
"Carrion? Rotten meat? ”
"It's preserved meat, it's salted meat, that's it!" Shan'er said to a plate of meat that I don't know if it was being boiled or boiled.
"Oh, it's the dried meat," Shioman rolled her eyes, the thing was salty.
"Then what does your emperor eat?" Shioman really didn't want to eat it.
"The emperor, eat barbecue, or fresh meat, occasionally eat some tender leaves, and also eat rice porridge, and people will grind the rice and make it into a paste. I heard it smelled good! Shan'er looked envious.
"That's all?" I thought that Shan'er would talk endlessly as before, but as a result, it was just one sentence.
"Miss, that's all you want, you see, the meat is fish, chickens, birds, deer, wolves, ......."
"Stop, I see."
It's a little sour.
"Forget it, let's eat some beef jerky," said Xiaoman, who took out two packets of beef jerky from his schoolbag and threw half of them to Shan'er.
"Cow ...... Meat...... Beef? Miss, you ...... Unexpectedly...... Eat beef, this will be killed. ”
"You ate it too, yesterday."
"How is this good, miss," Shan'er broke out in a sweat.
"If you don't say it, no one knows." After that, he tore open the package and slammed it directly into Shan'er's mouth.
"Yes, hehe, but miss, the taste of this beef is really delicious, salty, a little sweet, and a little special grass taste, strange to have to be slaughtered, this taste let others know, it is estimated that it will not be long before there will be no cattle in this world."
"......" Xiaoman wanted to say that it was the taste of the seasoning, but after thinking about it, he didn't understand it.
Forget it, let's go to the kitchen and see what's delicious.
In the blink of an eye, the master and servant came to the kitchen.
"This is the kitchen of your palace?" Xiao Man looked at it, and it made her want to cry.
The kitchen is divided into 4 rooms side by side, the first room is placed on the left is fresh and unrecognizable young leaves and petals, a row of Android in the middle, it is estimated that the highest is 30 cm, there are puff pads on both sides of the table, and there are rows of terracotta pots on the right clip.
"You eat flower petals and leaves?" Shioman felt like she was going crazy with insistence.
"Of course not."
Fortunately, it's not eaten by people, Xiaoman thought to himself.
"These petals are for a noble person like the prince. Only the prince and Xiang Gongzi can eat it in our house. ”
The petals of feelings are really perverted for two men to eat. I heard that Lin Daiyu buried flowers, but I never heard of the two old men eating flowers, which is too strange.
"Where's the crockpot on the right?"
"That's what we usually eat, and if you pickle it with salt, you can't taste the grass taste of the leaves themselves." It's uncomfortable to have a look on our face that we're not very smart here. The one I usually eat is called pickles, but how did it turn to become a dish here? Give yourself a moment of silence for three seconds, God, stop making a fuss, I want to go home, I'm going to be driven crazy here.
Xiaoman really couldn't bear to open the crockpot and look at it, for fear of seeing something white and fat that shouldn't be seen.
Turn around and come to the second room. The layout is the same as the first one. It's just that the second room on the left is fresh chickens, ducks and fish to be slaughtered, and the crockpot on the right is full of meat. The beams of the house were covered with flesh. The flies shuttled back and forth, buzzing and stirring people's brains, and the bloody board on the table that had just been killed and had not had time to wipe it, and the mildew smell produced under the high temperature, the whole room was a little disgusting and disgusting.
The one further inside was relatively clean, with a row of small tables on the left and a ...... on the right. It's a stove bar, a row of stone pots that are up to the chest.
In the last room, on the left is the stove that was just burned, and on the right is a variety of barbecue grills. Certainly not the modern kind of barbecue. That is, the bottom is burned wood, and the two iron rods above should be placed on the barbecue food. Well, that's it. Nope.
There is a well on the left side of the courtyard, which is supposed to be used to draw water. An iron bucket was set aside. In the middle are several stone basins, which are estimated to be used to wash vegetables and meat. The one on the far right is probably the granary, chopped on one side with a straw mat, and a bamboo faucet-like thing made of bamboo that can't be named is inserted in it. When the plug is removed, the rice flows out, and when it is enough, it is plugged again. It's a pretty clever design.