"Luxury, what is luxury, let's say you go shopping with your girlfriend, and your girlfriend stares at something for more than 30 seconds, and you grit your teeth and pay to buy it, then this thing is luxury."

In the classroom, Professor Liu's explanation made some of the boys in the 3rd class of economics 18 in the audience smile, "Keep shopping, your girlfriend stares at something for more than 30 seconds, then students, your girlfriend is a luxury." ”

Many people laughed at this point, but Xu Tian, who was sitting in the back with the two sworn friends, did not agree, he felt that the analogy of the professor was very unrealistic.

Where's the girlfriend?

As soon as many people go to college, they look for a partner as if they are starving to death, just to prove that they don't fall in love in high school because the school prohibits early love, but he is different, he doesn't look for it.

So a topic like this involving the relationship between men and women, a single dog can't resonate.

Xu Tian chose to major in economics in college, and after staying in school for almost a year, the biggest gain is to understand that the phrase "when you get to university" is deceitful.

Hehe, easy fart, playing games for more than ten hours a day, tired like a dog.

But he also knew it shouldn't be that way.

Because the dog, not so tired.

However, it is important to make money part-time, Xu Tian's studies are not willing to fall behind, he is very serious in class, and rarely deserts.

Of course, it is rarely opened, not that it is not opened, and when the professor talks about such a boring topic, he will still take the time to talk to the two dead friends.

Xu Tian poked the second stunned man who was plucking his nose hair at the front table with a pen, the second stunned man had a very artistic name, and the moment when he could best understand the gap between people in his life was too big to be crossed, that is, when he introduced himself like this: My name is also Niu Yun.

That's right, the same name and surname as the richest Internet tycoon in China......

It's just not a good life.

Niu Yun turned back in confusion, and Xu Tian said to him, "I'm a fool at the same table." ”

[Resentment from Shen Pan, +197!] 】

Shen Pan, who was at the same table, was furious when he heard this, and blurted out a sentence: "You are stupid at the same table!" ”

Xu Tian and Niu Yun were both stunned, almost not laughing.

You're so witty!

Shen Pan, who reacted, also slapped his head,, look at my mouth, what did you say!

Xu Tian looked at Shen Pan: "Your parents are both blood type B, right?" ”

Shen Pan was inexplicable, and he didn't know why he suddenly asked, "How can you see it?" ”

Xu Tian: "Otherwise, why did you give birth to a 2B?" ”

Shen Pan: "??? ”

[Resentment from Shen Pan, +208!] 】

"Hahaha......"

Niu Yun almost died of laughter.

These three people have a bedroom, and the relationship is very good, and they usually always fight like this, but now that Xu Tian has a grievance system, he can't easily let go of these two gold mountains.

[Resentment from Liu Jianguo +59]

Liu Jianguo is Professor Liu, Xu Tian saw this prompt and knew that the professor had noticed them, and after a glance, Professor Liu really stared at him, his face full of unhappiness.

Xu Tian hurriedly shut up and stopped laughing.

But Niu Yuntou turned to them, didn't see this scene, and was still giggling there, unconsciously pushing the frame with his fingers, Professor Liu Da was already on the verge of breaking out......

"Eh, classmates over there, do you understand very well, then stand up and explain to me, what is the so-called unprofitable investment?"

Professor Liu couldn't bear it anymore, and turned his head to Niu Yun who was behind, "Yes, the classmate who turned his head back is you." ”

Niu Yun looked confused, stood up, and couldn't say the reason for a long time, so he had to habitually stretch his hand behind and ask his teammates for help.

Xu Tian tore off the corner of his notebook, quickly wrote a reply on it, and then stuffed it into Niu Yun's hand.

Niu Yun was overjoyed, unity is strength, and at the critical moment, he really had to rely on his teammates, and quietly unfolded the piece of paper to take a look, he was stunned, only to see that it was written: I won't either, you are dead.

[Resentment from Niu Yun, +199!] 】

Pig teammates!

Niu Yun turned his head and glared angrily at Xu Tian, and when he saw Xu Tian's smiling face, he suddenly became angry.

[Resentment from Niu Yun, +204!] 】

Ha ha.

Xu Tian was so happy that Professor Liu frowned and looked over: "Then you can answer." ”

Xu Tian: "......"

Niu Yun: "Poof." ”

Now it was Niu Yun's turn to gloat.

Xu Tian stood up stiffly, just now he was still deserting, and he couldn't say it when he suddenly asked him to answer, and he was a little entangled for a while: "Unprofitable investment, yes, it's that ......"

Seeing that the second one who stood up was also a rice bucket, Professor Liu said in his heart that it was really a raccoon dog, so he had to helplessly prompt: "What is unprofitable investment, you can give me an example." ”

Xu Tian got through at one point and said, "Take my sister shopping?" ”

As soon as he said this, the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha! That's an amazing answer! ”

"Talent!"

"Unprofitable investment? Shopping with my sister? Hahahaha......"

"Why are you so good?"

……

[Grievances from Liu Jianguo, +233! ] 】

He was so drunk, he never expected this student to give such an answer!

The key is to think about it...... Makes sense!

The class finally came to an end, and everyone dispersed.

Returning to the dormitory with a few second-pen roommates, Xu Tian turned on his mobile phone and saw dozens of messages in his classmates' WeChat group.

Chen Lin: Eh, everyone, look at the news, the investigation results of the private plane crash of the boss of Biguiyuan have come out, and it was done by a flying person!

Wo Zhengqi: Is it true that I went, so hanging?

Then Chen Lin forwarded a video to the group: This is a video taken by satellite.

Xu Tian clicked on the video, and on the endless ocean, a private jet was flying at high speed, and suddenly, a figure flew up head-on!

The figure was so fast that it wasn't much slower than an airplane, and because of the distance, it was impossible to see what it looked like, and it couldn't tell the difference between men and women.

I could only see that the figure had a hammer in his hand rising against the storm, and it became as big as a mountain and smashed it on the plane.

The plane exploded on the spot......

The picture is much more realistic than the American blockbuster, and Tineema is shocked.

This is simply something that only legendary gods can do!

Xu Tian only felt that something in his heart was deeply touched.

That's what it is......

The world of the Stranger.

So powerful, it actually jerks off!

I couldn't tell whether it was yearning or fear, Xu Tian felt a little enthusiastic.

Not only him, but other students in the group were also shocked and expressed their yearning and longing.

Hao Wen: I'll go, is the Awakened so rebellious......

Fang Duo: It's awesome, if only I were that strong.

Zhou Xiaoshu: Could this video be fake?

Hao Wen: Impossible, the special effects of American movies are estimated to be so realistic.

Chen Lin: It definitely won't be fake, the news has been published.

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Brothers, it's staying up late to update again, can you weakly ask for a wave of tickets......