"Master Wei, the lower officials are kind enough to help you...... Why are you so angry? Song An looked aggrieved.

Although Song An's soul age is forty years old this year, he is only seventeen years old in Da Song's body, and Wei Changren is already twenty years old, so it's still okay to sell a cute one in front of her.

"Ahem." Wang Xiao put his fist to his mouth and coughed lightly twice, his expression was still very indifferent, "The chief of this guard is not angry. ”

The moth was also powerful, and after being slapped to the ground by Song An, it struggled a few times and flew up again, lying on the PG of the Wei Elder Person.

Song An was about to reach out to shoot, Wang Xiao hurriedly took a step back and dodged Song An's outstretched hand, gently grabbed the moth with his hand, and let it go.

However, she did not get angry at Song An this time.

Song An also wanted to tease her again: "Are you tired, Master Wei?" Do you want to help you beat your back and pinch your legs or something? He reached out to touch her.

"Don't touch the Captain of the Guard!" Wang Xiao shook off the whip and pulled Song An's arm away.

"Oops!" Song An screamed exaggeratedly, holding his arms and squatting on the ground, "It's really kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs!" He deliberately muttered in a low voice for Wang Xiao to hear.

"Your filial piety is understood by the chief of the guard, and the chief of the guard does not like others to touch me, you remember."

"Okay, if you're happy!" Song An stood up, "Master Wei, what do you want to do in such a hurry to let the brothers train?" ”

was ignored again, Wang Xiao still ignored him, and didn't even look at him.

"Master Wei!" Song An suddenly raised his voice eight times, and shouted loudly in Wang Xiao's ear.

Wang Xiao was startled by his shouting, and covered his buzzing ears and whipped Song An: "You want to die!" ”

Song An said with a smile: "The lower official is talking to you, you don't say anything, you don't blink your head, you don't blink, the lower official thinks you're deaf......"

"Don't ask what you shouldn't!"

"That'...... What to ask and what not to ask? ”

"Shut up! In the future, you are not allowed to speak without the permission of the Chief of Guard! Wang Xiao was furious.

"Yes!" Song An subconsciously hurriedly raised his head and stood upright, and at the same time raised his right hand to give Wang Xiao a military salute that would be standard in later generations.

Wang Xiao looked Song An up and down, his eyes were full of curiosity, but his tone was still cold: "What do you mean by this gesture and posture?" ”

"It is to ensure that you obey the orders of Elder Wei and pay tribute to Elder Wei!" Song An saw that he had accidentally brought out all the salutes of the later generations, and hurriedly gave a reasonable explanation.

"Who taught you?"

"Xia Guan pondered it when he was idle and had nothing to do!" Song An prevaricated.

"It's quite elegant to hold your head up and your chest high."

"Yes, Xia Guan also thinks it's much better than pouting and kowtowing and bending over." Song An saw that Wang Xiao was interested in this, and hurriedly found a word to say to her: "Xiaguan has also figured out a few other actions, Master Wei, you have taken a closer look!" ”

"Take a break!"

"Stand upright!"

"Look to the right!"

"Turn left!"

"Let's go!"

“121，121……”

"Let's go!"

"Turn back!"

After Lisuo completed the whole set of movements handsomely, Song An shouted again: "Run forward!" He trotted all the way to Wang Xiao, stood upright and saluted Wang Xiao.

Wang Xiao nodded with satisfaction: "After a month, you will teach these methods to the minions of the parachute guard." ”

"Yes!"

……

At noon, as soon as he had eaten in the room and climbed the city wall, Song An heard two loud gongs from the city.

"What's going on?" He asked Cheng Bantou on the side.

"The queen has left the palace and changed streets."

"Turn the street?"

Cheng Bantou looked around and saw that there was no one, so he whispered to Song An and Wang Ling'er: "Our queen mother is nicknamed 'Big Worm's Nest', also known as 'Huaixi Heavenly Demon', that body, that long-skinned ......" Cheng Bantou quietly looked around again, looking miserable, "...... Our mother is bored in the palace, and she has to go to the street every once in a while......"

"Look at it!"

The three of them followed the bridge between the two walls from the outer wall to the inner wall.

Lying on the battlement, I saw the gate of the "Yanxi Palace" facing the city gate wide open, and a team of black-clothed people walked out of it.

Led by the flags, gongs, umbrellas, and fans that opened the way, followed by dozens of guards clustered around a horse. There was a woman with a phoenix crown sitting right away.

Presumably this is Wang Qing's wife Duan Sanniang.

Because of the distance, I can't see what this woman looks like, but there is one characteristic that is still obvious.

Fat.

Song An felt that it was not enough to use a simple fat word to describe this woman, and it was more appropriate to use the word "fat" to describe it.

Duan Sanniang is a rough and ruthless woman, as can be seen from the two nicknames "Big Worm Nest" and "Huaixi Heavenly Demon" given to him. She married at the age of fifteen, but killed her husband a year after she got married.

Then he became a robber with his elder brother Duan Er and younger brother Duan Wu in Fangzhou Dingshan Fort. Later, she fell in love at first sight with Wang Qing, who had fled to this place in a life lawsuit, and the two got married under the matchmaking of "Mr. Jin Jian" Li Zhu. When Wang Qing proclaimed himself king of Chu, Duan Sanniang was crowned queen, and Li Zhu was named a military advisor.

When Duan Sanniang's guard of honor was about to walk to the root of the city wall, Song An saw her face clearly.

As recorded in the book, this woman's eyes are fierce and her eyebrows are murderous. Fat and stupid, no Na style; The skin is stubborn, but it is covered with powder. The strange hairpin ring is inserted into one end, and the bracelet is fashionable to show both arms......

Translated into the vernacular, it's all about how ugly it is......

"Such an ugly woman, it's really a hundred years old......" Song An muttered to himself.

As soon as he finished speaking, he received a whip on the back.

Looking back, Wang Xiaozheng was glaring at herself.

"You say it again?"

Song An smiled shamelessly: "Master Wei, people are just telling the truth, why don't you just come up with a whip regardless of the indiscriminateness?" ”

"As the queen is the mother of a nation, you dare to blaspheme her with foul language!"

Song An hurriedly glanced back at the back of Duan Sanniang in the lower part of the city, and turned around and saluted Wang Xiao: "Lord Wei, the lower officials looked away for a while, and now when they look at it, the queen is graceful and graceful, the country is fragrant, the country is fragrant, the fish and geese are closed, and the moon is ashamed...... There are still ...... High-end atmosphere on the grade! ”

"Immediately give this guard commander fifty miles to fly, otherwise, I will reward you with thirty more whips!"

"Yes!"

Such a good opportunity to play handsome, of course Song An can't miss it.

As soon as he put on a paraglider and took off against the wind, he saw Wang Xiao also take off.

This is the first time Song An has seen her fly an umbrella.

Look at her movements are quite skillful.

Wang Xiao carried the whip and flew closely behind Song An's buttocks.

Song An looked back and smiled: "Why is Master Wei so close to me?" If I fart, you're going to suck it all in your mouth! ”

Wang Xiao ignored him and flung over with a whip, and Song An hurriedly controlled the paraglider to rush forward and dodge.

"You'd better be honest with the Captain of the Guard, if you pause for a moment in flight, the whip of the Captain of the Guard will make you cry and call your mother!"

Song An planned to treat others in the same way as others, so he ignored her and walked forward as fast as he could.

The fifty-mile flight prescribed by Wang Xiao was not to fly fifty miles away at once, but to end at a tower about ten miles away from the south of the city, and circle several times between two points.

But Song An didn't plan to do this, because he wanted to wave!

"Where are you going?" Seeing Song An flying over the tower, Wang Xiao threw over the whip and wrapped one of his umbrella ropes.

"Master Wei, it's too boring to go back and forth, and the lower official has to fly straight for fifty miles at once!"

"No! Ahead, how can the chief of this guard determine whether you have flown enough for fifty miles! ”

Song An took a look and pointed to a big river in the distance: "Xiaguan will fly over that river and come back!" ”

"That's the Huai River, it's sixty or seventy miles away, if you fly there and come back, it's nearly one hundred and fifty miles, can you do it?"

Just kidding, Song Anke is the master who can fly 600 miles one way!

"Small...... Master Wei, let me go! ”

Wang Xiao hesitated and didn't let go, because when Liu Hui taught her, her limit was sixty or seventy miles, if she followed Song An, if something happened to her halfway, she would be embarrassed in front of her subordinates.

Song An saw her thoughts, so he deliberately provoked her: "Master Wei, don't go, otherwise you will fall down halfway and break your arm and leg, and the lower officials can't afford to take this responsibility." ”

"Don't be verbose, let's go!"

The two of them continued to parachute one after the other.

Today's wind is a bit small, and the paraglider has no power, so even Song An, who is very slippery at paragliding, can only reach a speed of 30 miles per hour with a DIY paraglider, and Wang Xiao is even slower, looking at the speed is about 20.

Song An wanted to leave her alone, but when he thought about it, although he was a few years older than him, in the final analysis, he was still a child, and it was okay to make a joke, but if he really left her alone, it would be a bit of a bully.

Men can bully the world, but they can't bully women.

He simply made waves, he raised the parachute dozens of meters, and sometimes dived, sometimes lifted, and sometimes did some other tricks in the air dozens of meters away from Wang Xiao.

Seeing him so waves, Wang Xiao couldn't help frowning, and carefully controlled the parachute forward.

It took them more than three hours to fly to the edge of the Huai River, and by this time, it was nearly dusk.

Song An slowed down and waited for Wang Xiao, overlooking the Huai River landscape in the Great Song Dynasty.

This great river lies like a long dragon on the vast earth, without a head and no tail. It is the beginning of winter, and the reeds along the river are all yellow, and the sunset is particularly spectacular.

In the nearly 100-meter-wide river, the water flows unhurriedly, and although Song An is 67 meters high from the river, it still looks like the river is as clear as a mirror.

Wang Xiao flew over.

Song An glanced at her, only to see that her face was tired and her movements were a little stiff, so he said, "Master Wei, you can watch here, and when I fly to the other side of the river and come back, we will go back to the city." ”