Chapter 18 The dumb man eats coptis
It's so nice, but Jiang Baizhu knows better than anyone that this dog emperor is just to satisfy his appetite.
However, Jiang Baizhu still poured the last soup base on his bowl.
After eating, he touched his belly with satisfaction.
Jiang Baizhu waited on the side: "Your Majesty, when will we go back to the palace?" ”
Xie Junze seemed to think for a while, "Now." ”
Jiang Baizhu had long wanted to return to the palace, and he didn't want to stay on such a terrifying mountain at all.
He got up, lifted her up, tiptoed her to the ground, and carried her down.
"Ahh
Xie Junze was a little annoyed: "Be quiet." ”
"No, no, the slave is afraid of heights! Your Majesty. Jiang Baizhu drilled into his arms, held his shoulders with both hands, and kept shouting.
In the struggle, his body was already on the wall of a tree high.
Her heart trembled, and she opened her eyes slightly, and where she saw was a clearing. Have they already arrived at the palace?
"Jiang Baizhu, you're really noisy."
Xie Junze frowned, took her, jumped over, and landed firmly on the ground.
Jiang Baizhu endured it, withdrew from his arms, and followed Xie Junze, she was really trembling, and her life was very bitter.
"Alright, it's none of your business, you can get out."
Xie Junze waved his hand, the disgust between his eyebrows flashed, and he turned to leave, leaving Jiang Baizhu alone in the same place.
Jiang Baizhu seemed to have experienced nine deaths and a lifetime, and ran back to the place where he lived.
This night, she was lying on the cold kang, and she missed Lao Jiang outside the palace, and she didn't know what happened to this old man?
Homesick and homesick, but she shuddered when she thought that Lao Jiang was going to marry her to someone else.
Forget it, stay up for a while.
After sleeping for a few hours, she was woken up by Manager Li. After climbing the mountain for a night last night, Jiang Baizhu only felt that there was no place to be comfortable in his body, and the whole person was very uncomfortable.
Manager Li glanced at her, and immediately became extremely panicked: "Xiao Jiang, why are your eyes so dark?" ”
Jiang Baizhu would have complained about it, but she was dumb and ate coptis, and she couldn't tell if she was bitter.
I could only make a fool of myself: "It's okay, a few cats on the roof of the building were in heat last night, which disturbed me and I couldn't sleep." ”
"Oh! I didn't hear that. ”
She turned around and fetched a bucket of water from the well, and through the reflection, she could see her dark eye circles clearly, and Jiang Baizhu almost cried.
She has only been in the palace for a long time, and she has been tossed like this by the faint king, if she continues to stay in the palace, she will not be tossed into a white-haired old woman.
No, it can't go on like this.
After washing his face, someone came over to report: "Xiao Jiang, Concubine Yun asked you to come over." ”
Jiang Baizhu hasn't fully sobered up yet: "Did Concubine Yun Niangniang say what happened?" ”
"I didn't say anything, but Xiao Jiang, I know that Concubine Yun has always been incompatible with Shu Zhaoyi, and Concubine Yun's status is several positions higher than Shu Zhaoyi, so you must not be careful."
Hearing this, Jiang Baizhu only felt more aggrieved, she was just a little imperial chef, why did some unwarranted disasters always befall her?
After thinking about it, she came to Yunting Pavilion, which was where Concubine Yun lived, beautiful and beautiful, and the living environment inside was indeed more magnificent than Shu Zhaoyi.
Concubine Yun sat in the main seat of the main hall, staring at Jiang Baizhu's eyes made her very stressed.
As soon as she entered, Concubine Yun stared at her with that kind of malicious gaze, and her tone was unceremoniously: "You are the slave who helped Shu Zhaoyi become white and beautiful?" ”
Under her gaze full of persecution, Jiang Baizhu swallowed his saliva very cowardly: "Huiyun Concubine Niangniang, the slave is exactly." ”
This faint king's harem is really more powerful than the other.
Concubine Yun sneered: "Shu Zhaoyi was actually cured by you." She didn't seem to believe it.
Jiang Baizhu was very depressed, and he didn't think it was such a miraculous thing to make Shu Zhaoyi white and beautiful.
The smile on Concubine Yun's face suddenly became complicated: "Jiang Baizhu, what if this palace also makes you think?" ”
Jiang Baizhu immediately stood up straight, and her strong desire to survive made her bold in doing things: "What advice does Concubine Yun have for you?" ”
The smile on Concubine Yun's face faded again, as if she wanted to say something. She paused, and after a moment, then set her eyes on hers.
"This palace wants you to give me a breast enlargement cheat."
After plucking up the courage to finish speaking, Concubine Yun's face turned red.
Long before Concubine Yun made this request, Jiang Baizhu's eyes were bright, and he had already counted it in his heart.
She raised her confident smile: "Naturally, it's no problem, after drinking four courses of treatment, my Concubine Bao Yun can get her wish." ”
Concubine Yun's excited eyes immediately lit up, she has been in the palace for so many years, because of this problem, she has suffered a lot of white eyes, and today, if there is a peerless master who can cure her defects, she must be grateful.
She immediately retreated from the pretended stubbornness on her face: "Okay, it's hard to chase after a word, if you can help this palace, how much gold and silver treasure you want, you can open your mouth." ”
Concubine Yun is providing her with an opportunity to get rich and walk to the pinnacle of her birth!
Jiang Baizhu was suddenly full of hope again: "Concubine Yun Niangniang rest assured, the slave will definitely live up to expectations." ”
She found someone to take a pen and paper, spread the paper on the desk, and wrote down the required materials, namely: purple river car, angelica, astragalus, red dates, ginger, yellow essence, etc., supplemented by carp, pigeon or pig's heart every day, in short, choose one to add to the stew. Not only that, but it is also necessary to protect the chest and promote blood circulation.
"Concubine Yun, I'll teach you a set of nursing-chest-part exercises now."
Concubine Yun was stunned for a while, her face was so red that she was almost on fire, she had lived for so many years, but she had never heard the movement of the chest: "And this?" ”
Jiang Baizhu nodded vigorously: "Hui Niangniang, yes, now I will signal, Niangniang, you remember to follow the steps I gave." ”
She put her hand down, ready to touch herself, but suddenly, she thought of something, by the way, her current identity is a man, how can there be anything-breasts?
Jiang Baizhu smiled awkwardly, and decisively withdrew his hand: "Concubine Yun, otherwise, I'll write it on paper!" You do what I say. ”
Concubine Yun nodded and didn't say anything more.
If it weren't for the circumstances, how could she discuss such a private issue with a man other than His Majesty?
After putting away the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, she ordered Jiang Baizhu: "Okay, you go down, if it really works, the palace will reward you heavily." ”
"Minion, thank you Concubine Shu."
Out of the Cloud Pavilion, Jiang Baizhu returned to the Cheng'en Palace.
Xie Junze sat on the dragon chair and continued to look like he was about to die, and the ministers who often came to visit him all showed sad and sad expressions: "Your Majesty, your physical condition seems to be getting worse day by day, why can't Wei Chen find a famous doctor, why can't he find one who can cure the king's condition?" ”
Xie Junze slowly closed his eyes: "Aiqing doesn't have to worry, there is still King Jin to help in this political matter, and I must be too tired." ”
"That's right, but Your Majesty's health is getting worse day by day, and Wechen is worried that some rebels will not die!"
Xie Junze was even more powerless: "Even so, I still want to believe that they will not rebel, everything must be thought of in a good way, and I will never use the method of countering violence with violence." ”
The minister nodded, looked at Xie Junze's vigorous cough, and reflexively wanted to get the handkerchief, but found that there was nothing. was nervous, so he had to vent his anger on Jiang Baizhu: "Dog minion, don't go get a handkerchief yet." ”