Chapter 33: King Wu on Sex
King Wu was in a very good mood. The threat of Chu in the west is gone, the southeast Yue is destroyed, and the Jin and Qi countries in the north are making trouble, you make trouble, it's not about Wu, when you make trouble, both sides are defeated, Wu takes the opportunity to send troops to sweep the Central Plains, and the hegemony can be achieved.
It was right that he didn't kill King Yue in the first place. Kill him with a knife, and this matter will be over a long time ago. Now watching King Yue raising horses and cleaning horse manure, he is particularly relieved.
After being out on patrol for half a month, Wu Guo was singing and dancing everywhere, and it was thriving. After coming back, I had a good night's sleep with the beautiful woman in my arms, which made me feel relaxed and refreshed.
It is not a day when the court has a meeting, the ministers are busy with their own affairs, and the state affairs are going well, so there is nothing to worry about. This will be fine for King Wu himself. He wandered around the garden for a while, watching the palace ladies chasing and frolicking and catching butterflies, and then went to the music shop to watch the girls rehearse and sing and dance. Finally, I went into the study. There are piles of bamboo slips that look like hills.
He took a volume, opened it, and read it carefully. He was a diligent king, and he read and studied when he had nothing to do.
At this time, someone reported that Dazai asked to see him.
"Hurry up and ask Dazai to come in." Wu Wangzheng was a little bored, and he wished that someone would come and chat with him.
Dazai Bo Yao came in happily and kowtowed: "The minister Bo Yao bows to the king!" ”
King Wu said, "Dazai, please get up." This is not above the imperial court, so there is no need to make this big gift. ”
Bo Yao said: "The great gifts of the monarch and the minister are indispensable. ”
King Wu said, "Okay, okay, Dazai, please sit down and talk." ”
Bo Yao said: "What kind of system is that, the minister stands and speaks. ”
King Wu said: "If you are told to sit down, you can sit down, there are too many etiquettes and it is quite annoying." ”
Bo Yao said: "Okay, thank you!" ”
King Wu said, "Dazai came to see the widow, is there something wrong?" ”
Bo Yao said: "There is nothing to do, the minister is at home, and suddenly he feels a little dull, so he comes into the palace to talk and chat with the king." ”
King Wu said: "Okay, the country is peaceful, we have nothing to do, we should gossip and chat, this is like living a life." ”
Bo Yao said: "The king has a good complexion, and he can see that he is in good spirits. The king is in good health, the blessing of the kingdom of Wu, and the blessing of the people. ”
King Wu smiled: "Dazai's mouth is like smeared with sugar, and his words are comfortable to listen to." ”
"It has to do with the king's good mood," he said. Bo Yao lowered his voice and said, "King, you haven't been close to beauty for a long time, and you had a good time last night?" ”
King Wu laughed: "Dazai, I actually talked to the widow about this topic. Okay, it's okay anyway, let's be a layman and talk about women. ”
Bo Yao said, "The minister wants to amuse the king." Don't hide it from the king, "The minister was dry and rainy last night." ”
King Wu said with a smile: "The widow is also an ordinary person, and the widow who everyone does will do it." Food, color, sex, too. You are a dry seedling and a rain, and a widow is like a fish in water. ”
Bo Yao smiled and said, "It's good that the king is happy." ”
King Wu said: "I heard that Dazai Yanfu is not shallow, and all the girls there are stunning, aren't they?" ”
Bo Yao stood up and bowed: "Back to the king, there are several girls in Bo Ya's family, all of them are mediocre, if there are good girls, Bo Yao will not dare to specialize, and will definitely dedicate them to the king." Otherwise, one day the king will go to Bo Yao's place, and I will call all the girls and let the king choose, and the king will immediately send them to the palace. ”
King Wu laughed and said: "That's what the widow says, how can he win people's love?" ”
Bo Yao said: "The minister is serious. All the riches of the princes are given by the king. It is also appropriate to choose a few good girls for the king. ”
King Wu said, "The widow knows Dazai's loyalty. But I won't go to the house to pick up girls. Do people know what they say? Look, King Wu went to the courtier's house to find a woman, is such a king too greedy? Laugh for the world, no, no, you can't do this. ”
Bo Ya said, "The king is sage! The minister heard that the good birds would perch on the highest branches, and the flowing water would gather in the low-lying places, and the virtuous ministers would go to the virtuous monarch. The king is virtuous, and he will definitely network the world's talents. The king is the pride of the sky, and it is also a matter of course to enjoy the world's food, wine, and beauty. ”
King Wu said, "Dazai's words are reasonable. However, being happy alone is not really happy, everyone is happy, and everyone is really happy. There are a lot of beauties in Dazai, so you can just enjoy it. ”
Bo Yao sighed: "No matter how great a person's ability is, he can't read the spring of the world. Some beauties will appear in front of you unexpectedly and catch you off guard. ”
King Wu looked at Bo Yao with great interest and said, "Has Dazai made a new discovery?" ”
Bo Yao patted his head and said, "I think of someone." There are thousands of beauties in the king's harem, and I am afraid that none of them can match the beauty of this woman. As for the ministers, there are also a few girls, but compared to this person, it is like lighting a lamp under the sun, and there is no light in sight. ”
King Wu's interest came: "Is there really such a beautiful woman in the world?" ”
"Yes," he said, "but we didn't find out. ”
King Wu said, "Tell me, where is this woman?" ”
"Speaking of which, the king has seen this woman, but because of the busy schedule at that time, the king did not pay attention. ”
King Wu said, "You mean that the widow has also seen this woman?" ”
He said, "The king has really seen it." ”
"Who is it?"
"Yayu!"
"Who's Yayu?"
"The king forgot? It's the queen of King Yue. ”
King Wu thought about it for a moment and said, "As soon as you say it, Dazai, I remember, this woman seems to really have a bit of beauty. ”
Bo Yao said: "It's not a bit of a posture, it's a peerless beauty, you were busy with things at the time, and you didn't look closely." So the impression is not too deep. Chen is lustful, so he took a second look, if she is the second most beautiful woman in the world, then no one dares to call her the first. ”
"Is it really that pretty?"
"It's that pretty."
King Wu looked a little lost: "When Dazai said this, the widow has some heart-to-heart yearning. ”
Bo Yao said: "This is easy to do, isn't it okay to summon him into the palace?" ”
King Wu said: "Things are not so simple, Yayu is not an ordinary person, he is more backwards." ”
"The king is a bit of a detour, isn't he? The winner is king, as has always been the case. Since ancient times, there have been constant disputes in the world, and all the money and beauties are not all owned by the winners? There are no exceptions! ”
King Wu nodded and said, "That makes sense." It's a pity that I was busy on patrol at the time, so I didn't take a closer look at Yayu, what kind of beauty it is. ”
"Isn't this too simple? You and I can go and see Yayu now, the stone house where horses are raised, just on the edge of the palace, let's change into casual clothes, pretend to be idle, and go to see Yayu? If the king likes it, he will summon it to the palace, and if he doesn't like it, he will pull it down. ”
It's kind of exciting. King Wu said, "Let's go see beautiful women? ”
"Yes, let's go see the beautiful women." ”
King Wu said: "Such a trivial matter, it is very cheap to spread out, Dazai should be a widow!" ”
He said, "Don't worry, king, how can you not know about secrecy? ”
"Shall we go now?"
"Let's go now."