The songs and dances of the Tang Dynasty are very famous, the most famous ones are "Qin Wang's Soldiers" and "Ni Clothes and Feather Clothes Song", which were created by Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty and Yang Guifei in the Anshi Rebellion, respectively, and are the representatives of the Tang Dynasty culture.

But now Li Shimin obviously hasn't started to make "King Qin's Soldiers", otherwise he will make it out when he entertains Feng An.

I don't understand, Li Shimin is just kicking his legs on the table, Feng Ang is just jumping around on the ground, Wei Chigong and Cheng Biting Jin clapped their hands, Fang Xuanling was poured by the eldest grandson Wuji and couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, forgetting that the porcelain bottle on the ground was brought by Lao Li, holding the porcelain bottle and kissing it, Lao Li must promise to give him the porcelain bottle before stopping.

Leng Feng was also drunk a few times by Feng Ang and Li Shimin, but he was not drunk to the point of playing drunk, but his stomach was not very comfortable.

Sun Simiao saw that Leng Feng was holding his stomach and was uncomfortable, so he drew a line on Leng Feng's body, Leng Feng was not stupid, and immediately stretched out his thumb and pressed the line drawn by Sun Simiao back and forth.

After pressing a few times, my stomach was much more comfortable.

"Wine, drinking less can loosen the muscles and veins, invigorate blood and eliminate blood stasis, drinking too much will hurt the stomach and liver, remember not to drink so much in the future."

Leng Feng smiled bitterly: "Look at the bowls of wine I drank, either Feng Ang or the emperor let me drink it, how can I refuse?" ”

Sun Simiao lowered his voice and said: "You can't do anything, just use the head pestle and vegetable plate, don't you know how to use an inch?" If you shoot ten inches under the Tanzhong acupoint with a single point of force, you can spit it out on the spot without hurting your stomach. ”

Leng Feng knew that this was Sun Simiao caring about himself, and such kindness could not be refused, so he immediately patted it where Sun Simiao said.

"Wow!"

Leng Feng spit on the spot, and then threw himself on the table.

Li Shimin, who was still dancing for fun, saw Leng Feng pounce, pointed at Leng Feng and laughed: "Look, there is one, come here, help the Duke of Xi to rest!" Oh yes........."

Li Shimin said to Sun Simiao again: "Don't forget to tell him, don't forget to tell him, find a moral Confucian to come to the palace another day." ”

Sun Simiao nodded, and helped Lao Li help Leng Feng out of the restaurant, letting them dance wildly.

Feng Ang scratched his head, he remembered that Leng Feng was quite able to drink, why was he so weak today?

No matter what, the black-faced general is actually "not red-faced" and out of breath, and watch the old man pour him down!

After only a few dozen steps out of the restaurant, Leng Feng pushed Lao Li and Sun Simiao away and asked, "Lao Sun, what do you mean by asking for a date?" ”

Sun Simiao and Lao Li looked at Leng Feng with the eyes of a savage from outside the world, and Lao Li couldn't help but say: "Master, the invitation period is to determine the date of marriage for the eight characters of the birthday, and the man's elders or a respected person are required to bring the wild goose to the door,"

"Oh..."Leng Feng scratched his head, the geese are easy to catch, and the 1,200 people of the Dragon Tooth Army can't catch the geese, so they all go and ask for food, but ...... Who to ask for is a problem.

Wei Zheng, this old guy is Liu Wenjing's old friend, which is very suitable, Han Chongwen, Yao Silian, Yu Huanzhi...... are all moral Confucians, and any one of them is enough to save face.

Not really.........

Sun Simiao looked at Leng Feng with disdain and said, "If you come less, the old Taoist won't go for you, so as not to open your mouth!" ”

Also, it is a bit inhumane to let a Taoist priest who is determined to beat a single person go to ask for a date.

Leng Feng saw the two dogs holding bows on the courtyard wall, so he beckoned to the two dogs.

The second dog jumped down with a front flip, and he saw Leng Feng's straight toothache, such a high courtyard wall, he didn't dare to do this.

Sure enough, as soon as the second dog came over, Sun Simiao slapped him: "Just climb down well, and play with flowers!" ”

The second dog didn't dare to dodge, so he was slapped hard, and said aggrievedly: "Doctor Sun, I've done this action countless times, I've long been used to it, and it's impossible for something to happen." ”

Syllable!

Beaten again......

"The muscles and veins of the human body are sometimes as strong as iron, sometimes as fragile as water, if you are like this, maybe one day the strength is not right, and you will become a cripple!"

The second dog looked at Leng Feng pleadingly.

Leng Feng scratched his head and said, "I remember teaching you how to jump from a height, why don't you use it?" It's not just to reduce the sound of landing, it's so high that I don't dare to land vertically when I jump. ”

Ergouzi could only bow his head, indicating that he was taught, and then asked, "Boss, what are you calling me to do?" ”

Leng Feng said: "You take your brothers to catch geese tomorrow, and you want bright coats, fat and fat bodies, and I will use them to ask for a date." ”

The second dog immediately came to his senses, patted his chest and promised to catch the wild goose king for the boss.

After finding a room for Sun Simiao, Leng Feng went back to sleep, and Lao Li returned to the restaurant to continue entertaining the demons.

After all, the housekeeper has half the face of the master's family.

When Leng Feng returned to the house, he heard the sound of Liu Shuwen practicing pronunciation, she read very slowly, but very seriously.

After finding Leng Feng leaning over full of alcohol, Liu Shuwen was about to stop to fetch water for Leng Feng.

Leng Feng didn't let her out, but hugged her, looked at her big red face and said, "I'll find someone to ask for an appointment tomorrow." ”

Liu Shuwen's face turned even redder, pushed away Leng Feng and ran outside.

Leng Feng smiled and lay down on the bed......... Panic.

Throwing the fur aside, Leng Feng missed the quilt more and more.

………

In the early morning, the red sun is rising.

Ergouzi walked to the Dragon Tooth Army team that had just finished the morning exercise and coughed lightly.

"Ahem, well, listen up, there is a new mission today, let's not bring weapons, don't ride horses, the whole army will attack, do you know what we're going to do?"

"I don't know!"

"I'll tell you, let's go catch geese."

Li Sanniu snorted and said, "Why don't you bring a bow and crossbow when you catch the geese?" Xu Bing is a marksman, although the wild geese are frightened and flying, but shoot down a hundred and ten sprinklers, don't be too easy. ”

"Stupid!"

Ergouzi patted Li Sanniu's head: "Why do you say I don't bring weapons?" Of course, it is to catch it alive, why catch the wild geese alive? ”

The three dogs snorted and laughed: "Captain, you shouldn't be looking at your sister-in-law's big belly and planning to marry a small one!" ”

As soon as the three dogs' voices fell, the Dragon Tooth Army immediately burst into laughter.

The second dog shouted: "Shut up! If my two dogs are looking for a small one, will I still ask you to help catch the geese? This wild goose is for our boss! ”

"What!"

Nineteen Niu immediately jumped up: "Catch the boss!" The boss is getting married? ”

Ergouzi nodded: "It depends on how long we can catch the geese, and if we catch the geese before noon, maybe the boss will be able to ask for the date today." ”

"What are you doing here!"

Li Erniu ran over naked, carrying a big sandbag, threw away the big sandbag, didn't wear any clothes, and shouted: "Follow me!" Catch all the geese back and pick them up for the boss! ”

Last night I dreamed that my dog had cubs, and there were three more. As a result, it started nesting this morning, and its body temperature was significantly low, which was obviously not enough for two months of pregnancy. At home, it didn't stay alive or dead, and ran outside to find a place to give birth, so that I had to go out to see it over and over again. Tossing until now, I only gave birth to one, if it is really three, how about I change my name to Hope Daxian'er?

(End of chapter)