Chapter 52: Playing the cat and teasing the turtle
The turtle stretched out its head and looked at Wang Ge's figure in the distance, without any waves.
Zhang Jifeng's dissatisfaction with Wang Gemao is increasing day by day, not only the personal enmity between the two, although Zhang Jifeng is also a well-behaved and cynical, but for the faint official Wang Gemao, it is a trivial matter.
With nowhere to vent his anger, he slashed his hand on the back of an innocent turtle when he was angry, and the consequence of hitting the stone with an egg could only make him cry bitterly.
Poor Zhang Jifeng is angry, not to mention, others see that his family is not weak, and he has not received much favor, if other brothers and fathers are willing to come forward to help, how can it be just a little catcher today? Who knows the bitterness?
The frightened turtle retracted its head, leaving only the shell, and when Zhang Jifeng cried out in pain, he slowly stretched out his head to stare at this ridiculous opponent.
The tiger fell into Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and now, even the little turtle looks down on himself! is not angry, Wang Ge is really angry, and he is targeted everywhere, which makes people gnash their teeth.
The little official hiding on the side was silent, not daring to offend Wang Xianling and Zhang Zhutou, and it was very difficult to be sandwiched between the two.
Wang County ordered the little officials in the yamen to take care of the little turtle in his hand, and went out to be chic. Zhang Zhutou secretly instigated the little officials not to do their best, let the turtle die, the turtle is hungry every day, and no strong small universe should give up the turtle.
After Zhang Zhutou left, the little official put away the turtle and was about to go to the side room, when he was stopped by Liu Buwen, who was walking towards him.
Liu Buwen: "This official, please stay." β
The little official subconsciously protected the turtle with his hand, and Liu Buwen asked him to relax his vigilance again.
Liu Buwen: "Today, I came down to educate the criminals, and I just inquired about you on duty, and I hope to lead you forward." β
After some explanation, the little official could understand, put the turtle in the cage, and took Liu Buwen to the prison first.
The little official left first, Liu Buwen was very cunning, waved his finger to the cage to instruct, and after the two of them left, Rogan tiptoed to take the cage away, and threw it into the hands of the two tigers who responded outside the wall, in an orderly manner.
A group of people in the Bamboo Forest Guild looked around a shrunken turtle, and a few eyes stared directly at the back shell.
Farmer A: "Wouldn't this be too immoral?" β
Luo Gan held a wheat stalk brought back from the village a few days ago, and was calm: "It's outwitting, strategizing." β
The second tiger, like Zhang Jifeng, slapped twice at the back shell, which was easier to scare the turtle.
Uncle De: "Ah Luo...... When your parents were still alive, they told you to get ahead and become a good person to serve the country! β
In Luo Gan's heart, he had encountered so many strange things before, and in reality, he was called Li Chuanglai, but he was afraid to do things, and he didn't have the strength to do things at all. I finally found the way I wanted to survive in the game, and every time I heard the brainwashed chicken soup, I felt sick to my stomach, and people who had no brains would believe in this Ah Q spirit, and let the game win is the king.
Rogan: "So did my parents get ahead and serve the country?" β
Uncle De's face was embarrassed: "Your parents are diligent farmers, children of the earth, and they have never defaulted on paying grain once in their lives. β
Farmers A and Erhu were amazed, but Rogan was unimpressed.
Rogan: "If you can't do it yourself, you can't ask your children to do it, I think they must expect me to live better, right?" β
Luo Gan, who does not play according to the routine, is very helpless to Uncle De, and never listens to persuade him to keep to himself, compared to the two tigers who are naΓ―ve and always love to cause trouble, and the Luo Gan who is strategizing but bottomless makes Uncle De more worried.
The turtle still didn't stick out its head, and Yanshan was puzzled.
Erhu: "What does it have to do with catching turtles and going to Sima's mansion?" β
Luo Gan spit out the wheat stalks: "The little turtle is Wang Gemao's treasure, if it is lost, what will happen if we throw it to our rival Zhang Zhutou?" β
Farmer A and Uncle De immediately understood, and Erhu despised the improper practice.
Erhu: "Why do I think the means are so lacking in virtue?" β
"When you were a child, you didn't throw the guns into other people's homes?"
The two tigers cleared up the relationship, and dodged with their eyes: "That, that...... How can it be the same? β
Luo Gan stretched out his hand and tapped the turtle, but it did not move, and Liu Buwen looked calm.
Rogan: "Is there any good way to make the turtle move?" The turtle wants to die at our hands, and I always feel that it is unbearable to kill. β
Liu Buwen: "I don't know, it's just that Wang Xianling usually likes to learn how to call cats and tease turtles, and his appearance is very interesting." β
Learn to tease a turtle? Luo Gan remembered that he sneaked into the yamen for "Three Hundred Tang Poems" and Liu Buwen, and unfortunately ran into Wang Gemao, who was like this, and even learned cat barking in the courtyard and thought that he had hit an evil spirit.
It's funny to think about it, Rogan began to learn to meow, mixed with the sound of his tongue, and it was very funny for him to sing a play, and the people around him couldn't help but laugh.
It was this small symphony that attracted the tortoise, and finally poked its head out, and everyone smiled with relief.
There was also Ash's carving knife on the table, and Rogan took it to engrave the words "Wang Ba County Order" on the turtle shell.
Outside the door, Yanshan rushed forward, rolled forward, appeared beautifully in front of everyone, and finally slipped to the ground as usual.
Rogan waved his hand: "Don't be skinny, have a chance?" β
Yanshan nodded, and Luo Gan was very satisfied, took the turtle and sneaked into the yamen again with Liu Buwen.
Wang Ge came back in a good mood, and as soon as he got started, he looked around for the treasure in his palm, and the little official in charge of taking care of the turtle directly knelt down and kowtowed.
Wang Gemao: "Where is my Zhenhai Divine Turtle?" What about turtles? β
Officer: "Your Excellency...... The turtle can't be found! β
Wang Ge was furious and angry. As soon as he grabbed the little official, the gushing volcano was about to explode in an instant.
Wang Gemao: "Give you a chance to speak again, or you will be ready to reincarnate." β
The little official's lips trembled, his hands made fists, and his whole face looked like an earthquake. οΌ
Official: "My lord, the turtle is ...... Go back to the Dragon Palace to be a fairy! β
Wang Ge looked at the people around him, looked at each other, turned his head back, and slapped his hand on the face of the little official without saying a word.
Wang Gemao: "Back to the Dragon Palace? You can do it! I have to find out for Lao Tzu today, if you don't find out, I'll let you go back to the Dragon Palace together! β
After saying that, he fell down the little official, and one person left angrily, still shouting "Zhenhai Divine Turtle" to look around.
The entire yamen is like a market, no matter what official position is shouting turtles everywhere, no one pays attention to the drums, and a small official at the door goes out directly to confiscate the drum sticks and dismiss the crowd.
The people: "The people still don't let them redress their grievances?" β
Officer: "Still have time to avenge you?" We're all going to be in the cell, and who's going to avenge us? β
After the little official finished speaking, he smashed a stick on the drum of the ascending hall.
Luo Gan and Liu Buwen were very proud, grabbed the small sack to avoid the crowd, sneaked into the room where Zhang Zhutou was resting, and after the surrounding patrolling catchers walked away, they secretly took out the turtle in the sack, put it in the room and brought it to the door.
The two of them high-fived in unison, both imagining what was going to happen next.