Chapter 74: Teaching Art in the Palace of Learning (1)

Ji Qiao didn't bother to pay attention to her, but said: "Now that the spring ploughing is over, and the weapons and equipment of the five hundred soldiers are almost completed, there is nothing important to do, let's go into the city and take a look at the military situation on the front line." ”

Lin Shi was immediately happy! And urged: "We will go now." ”

Unexpectedly, the family suddenly came to report: The princess is here!

The crowd immediately went out to greet them.

After seeing everyone, the princess said, "Ji Qiao, after my father heard about the matter of Jixia School Palace, he praised you for your general knowledge!" is not as pedantic as ordinary people, and I hereby announce to the whole country and reward you with two hundred taels of gold. ”

Ji Qiao was not very interested in gold now, but asked, "Doesn't the king have anything else to reward except gold?" ”

"Yes, my father said, 'Whatever you want, do not hesitate to ask.'"

As the princess spoke, her hand kept pointing to herself, meaning that Ji Qiao would propose to her father.

Ji Qiao didn't think about it, but thought that Jockey Qiao was still short of some war horses, so he said, "Let your father give me two hundred good horses." ”

The princess saw that Ji Qiao didn't care about her gestures, so she said angrily: "What do you want the horse to do?" Tell him to go yourself. ”

Dongfang Jiao saw it in her eyes, and she couldn't help but worry in her heart: It seems that the princess wants to rob Qiao Gongzi, and Shi'er is dangerous!

Ji Ling stepped forward at this time and took the princess's hand and asked, "We are about to go into the city to play, will you go?" ”

"Of course I want to go!" The princess also heard that the last time she was in the Jixia School Palace, Lin Shi behaved too much! I can't let her succeed this time!

So, several people set off together.

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After entering the city, everyone did not go shopping, but went directly into the Jixia School Palace.

But when she entered the door, the princess demanded, "Ji Qiao, come and help me." ”

Although Ji Qiao was afraid that Lin Shi would be angry, she didn't dare to sweep the princess's face, so she had to step forward to support the princess.

Unexpectedly, the princess didn't ask him to help her, but took Ji Qiao's hand and walked in side by side with him.

In fact, the princess thinks that if Ji Qiao is allowed to support herself, the two will look like a master-servant relationship, which is very inappropriate. Holding him by himself, it feels different again, just like a little couple!

When the men saw that the princess was so close to Ji Qiao, they were both envious and jealous! I thought: This kid is indeed a lot of fun! Don't say anything about dragging the princess in her hand, she is followed by the first beauty of Linzi!

All women are also envious, jealous and hateful! I thought: It's good for a woman to have status, and any kind of man can be dragged in her hands!

Lin Shi walked behind the two, but she was angry! But there are too many people, and it's hard to find a princess theory. Psychologically hated Ji Qiao: Go back and settle accounts with you!

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Ji Qiao and the others went upstairs and sat down.

Suddenly, someone said, "Now I ask Gongzi Qiao to give us an analysis of the trend of the battle of Qi Yan." ”

Ji Qiao knew that this person was Tian Wu when he heard the voice, and he was a little embarrassed to refuse, but he didn't want to analyze the battle situation truthfully.

Although he knew that the three families of Wei, Zhao and Han jointly attacked the Qi country in order to save the Yan country, this incident had not happened yet, and if he said it now, others would think that he was helping the enemy country to give advice.

If it is said that the Qi army will lose this battle, it will be considered by the king of Qi to disturb the morale of the army; If the Qi army will win this battle, it will slap itself in the face later.

So I had to excuse myself: "I am only shallow in my studies, and I am here to be taught, but I don't dare to make an axe in front of you." ”

The princess thought psychologically: This dead Ji Qiao, the last time she was with Lin Shi, she fought with her tongue and was in the limelight! When you were with me, you were so low-key! So he said excitedly: "Don't you always brag about how good you are, and you know how to have children?" ”

Ji Qiao was a little speechless, how can this woman like to come out and make trouble! However, he had an idea, and said along the topic of the princess: "Otherwise, we will discuss having a child, starting with tadpoles......

Everyone looked at Ji Qiao blankly! I don't know what he wants to do? I don't know what a tadpole means?

Ji Qiao also thinks that this knowledge is too advanced! Everyone couldn't understand it, so they stopped immediately.

Unbeknownst to him, someone suddenly sarcastically said: "This kid doesn't know anything except reciting poetry and deceiving women." Let him analyze the battle situation, not a little difficult for him! ”

Ji Qiao wanted to laugh when he heard it, because it was Tian Yi's voice, this kid dared to laugh at himself! But I think he's a little cute, if he has some ability, he and he can really pee into a pot!

So he replied: "Why don't Tian Yigongzi help us analyze the war." ”

Tian Yi was very modest: "I don't understand, my father does, but his old man won't tell me." ”

Ji Qiao instigated: "Why do you want to listen to your father, Tian Yi Gongzi can express his own opinions." ”

Tian Yi said very seriously: "I, like you, am quite accomplished in women!" Not anything else. ”

Now, the people present can't laugh! I thought: Can you compare with Qiao Gongzi? Even the women around you are ten million times stronger than you!

Unexpectedly, Ji Qiao agreed very much: "What Tian Yi Gongzi said is very reasonable!" If you don't come and sit down, let's talk together. ”

The crowd couldn't stand it a little! How can this Qiao Gongzi be so tall and polite; Sometimes it is obscene and shameless, and it doesn't care about the image.

Tian Yi was a little timid: "If you don't go, Lin Shi will beat me." ”

Ji Qiao looked at Tian Yi with a look of true feelings, and felt that he was even more cute! So he smiled and said, "Then I'll go to your private room, okay?" ”

After thinking about it for a while, Tian Yi nodded in agreement: "It's okay, but you can't bring Lin Shi over." ”

Ji Qiao couldn't help laughing a little and was about to reply.

Unexpectedly, the princess immediately replied: "Yes, just the two of us will go, and the others will stay here." ”

"Okay." Tian Yi nodded in agreement.

Lin Shi is now on fire! But he didn't dare to attack the princess, so he looked at Ji Qiao viciously, and he wanted to kill him with just his eyes!

Ji Qiao can't stand the pressure a little! I wanted to excuse myself, so I sighed: "Tian Yi Gongzi, you just said that you are about the same as me in terms of women, but now it seems that you are far worse than me!" ”

Tian Yi was unconvinced: "What's the difference?" ”

Ji Qiao smiled: "The princess and my young lady don't always punch and kick me, but do you know why I am favored by them again?" ”

Tian Yi shook his head directly: "I don't know." ”

Ji Qiao immediately sighed: "Because I'm cheap!" Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, so they let them beat and scold, but they are still cheap! I admit a death reason in my heart, anyway, they won't cripple me, I will die to the end, see what they can do to me! So they beat me and fell in love with me. ”

At this time, everyone present nodded and praised!

Just now, I thought that the two of them were discussing women in public, which was too unstylish!

Now I find out that Ji Qiao is saying a wise saying!

Some people are so inspired: when they go home in the future, they will use this trick against their wives!

Lin Qing also felt the same way! I can't do this well, Qiao Gongzi has always persuaded himself that there are four things to deal with women: one is to be leisurely, two is to talk slowly, three is to be thick-skinned, and four is to overlord the bow.

Seems to make perfect sense! It's this overlord bow, I haven't understood it thoroughly, and it seems that I have to take the time to ask Qiao Gongzi. But from this literal point of view, it should be your strength!

Tian Yi now also deeply realizes that there is still a big gap between his cheapness and Ji Qiao's cheapness! I can't help but admire him in my heart!

Tian Wuxin said: Ji Qiao, everything seems to be nonsense, but he can always get to the point!

Unexpectedly, at this time, someone downstairs said politely: "Young Master Qiao, let's not talk about war today, just talk about women." Please come down and teach us a thing or two! ”