155. Boarding (the ninth shift!) )

In response to the phenomenon of young people who love to play with their mobile phones when they are walking on the road, someone randomly interviewed 100 young people on the street, and happily, only 3 admitted that they do look at their mobile phones while walking, and 97 are busy playing with their mobile phones and do not pay attention to him at all.

From Hongzhou to Los Angeles, it takes about 20 hours......

Twenty hours, what is the concept, you have to spend twenty hours not playing with your phone......

Although it is said that there is an airplane mode on the mobile phone, it is still not allowed to go on the plane, and when you see you doing it there to make sure that you are in airplane mode or stealth mode, the flight attendant will smile and ask you to turn off the phone.

How do you survive these twenty hours?

There was a classmate in the ability training class who seemed to be disobedient or wanted to tease the beautiful flight attendant, the flight attendant asked him to turn off the phone, and he deliberately raised the bar there: "I've already turned on the airplane mode, young lady, or you give me your WeChat signal, I'll add you to see if the message can't be sent." ”

Hehe, a dignified person, actually molesting a woman from a good family in broad daylight?

Xu Tian, as a teacher, where did he still sit at this time: "Zuo Dezhu, what are you doing, if you want to turn off the phone, you will turn it off, so much nonsense?" ”

[Grievance from Zuo Dezhu, +222!] 】

Zuo Dezhu said with a smile: "Mr. Xu, I have already turned on the airplane mode." ”

Xu Tian: "The airplane mode is all fake. ”

If the airplane mode is turned on, it will still have an impact.

Zuo Dezhu was still unconvinced: "How can there be a fake." ”

Xu Tian frowned, yo, such a cow, dare to raise the bar with the teacher? Immediately sneered: "Don't believe it? Why don't you turn on airplane mode and throw your phone out to see if it can fly? ”

[Grievance from Zuo Dezhu, +666! ] 】

"Yes, I'll turn it off, I can't turn it off......"

Zuo Dezhu surrendered and reluctantly turned off his mobile phone.

The flight attendant immediately cast a grateful glance at Xu Tian, and her smile was beautiful.

……

Xu Tian was really bored on the plane, so while listening to the nonsense of the passenger next to him, he took out a stack of sketch paper and pencil erasers from the dimensional storage ring, and lay down on the position to draw things.

Shen Pan on the side said in surprise when he saw this: "Where did you conjure up these things?" PY? ”

Xu Tian gave him a blank look: "Your PY? ”

[Resentment from Shen Pan, +111! ] 】

Xu Tian ignored him anymore, and didn't care that he was dancing on the sketch paper.

After a while, Shen Pan came to see that Xu Tian had already drawn the outline, lines like mountains.

Shen Pan: "What's it, what are you painting?" Wriggling earthworms? ”

Xu Tian frowned and glanced at him: "August has passed, how do you know that it still beeps and beeps?" Is this an earthworm? This is your large intestine. ”

[Resentment from Shen Pan, +566! ] 】

Xu Tian: "Hehe, with you, you want to learn from me to hack others?" Black or me? Is there a door? ”

[Resentment from Shen Pan, +628! ] 】

After twenty-two hours of boredom on the plane, the group finally got off the plane.

Breathing in the open and fresh air again, Xu Tian felt refreshed.

Don't take a plane before you know it, how fast and cool it is to fly directly.

At this time, he saw a man in a blue shirt and sunglasses wearing very fancy bells and whistles nearby, holding his mobile phone and wearing headphones and yelling, seeing that his screen was his own live broadcast interface, and he was playing live broadcast.

This situation is not uncommon, and now there are outdoor live broadcasts everywhere, which is not surprising.

The foreigner buddy with short off-white hair caught passers-by and asked what questions, Xu Tian didn't pay much attention to it, but he was walking towards the front, and the buddy who was playing the live broadcast suddenly ran towards them.

"Hey, handsome dude, can I ask you a question?"

He went straight to Xu Tian, and shouted at him in English from afar.

“OK。” Xu Tian stopped and generously took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of Danfeng eyes that fascinated the dead.

The foreigner asked enthusiastically: "Can you describe your girlfriend in one word?" ”

Girlfriend? Xu Tian looked left and right, and replied with a word: "Where?" ”

Where is it.

Where's my girlfriend?

Tell me where my girlfriend is?

Well?

Foreigner live broadcaster: "??? ”

[Grievances from Benjamin Williams, +399!] 】

After asking so many people, they either answered "pretty", "wise", "smart", "considerate", or derogatory terms such as "lazy" and "coquettish".

Where are you going to talk about me?

The foreigner named Benjamin was messy in the wind on the spot, and opened his mouth exaggeratedly to the camera: "Oh! Brothers, I was shocked by this buddy's witty answer! ”

Xu Tian smiled and said in English: "Brother, listen to me, you are not very popular, I will teach you a way to ensure that the ratings skyrocket." ”

"Oh?" The foreigner's eyebrows were high and low, and he looked at him with questioning eyes.

"Here, point the camera over there." Xu Tian grabbed his thin shoulder, then pointed to the southern sky, "In about five seconds, a soaring dragon will appear there." ”

"Really?" The foreigner was skeptical, but he still aimed at the southern sky, raised the mobile phone in his hand, and then switched the front camera to the rear, and a blue sky appeared in the screen in an instant.

"Of course it's true!"

Xu Tian is serious.

This time, it was the foreigner's turn to say "where" and "where".

Where? Where?

It doesn't look like you said there was a dragon flying out.

In the next second, Xu Tian conjured up the sketch paper he had just drawn on the plane in his hand, and then controlled the distance and slowly moved into the camera's field of vision......

Then under the blue sky on the foreigner's screen, a sketch paper with a dragon appeared in it......

Foreigner: "??? ”

[Grievances from Benjamin Williams, +666!] 】

"Watts?"

The foreigner was angry at that time, and looked at Xu Tian with an inexplicable expression.

Why did you tell me there was a dragon, this dragon?

Xu Tian looked at him dumbfounded, and felt very enjoyable, and immediately said, "Hahahahaha." ”

Foreigner: "??? ”

[Grievances from Benjamin Williams, +699!] 】

Hehe, as soon as he landed, he earned so much resentment, and the American people seem to be quite friendly!

"Brother! Elder brother! ”

At this moment, Xu Tian suddenly heard a familiar voice from over there.

Turn your head to look.

Eh, who is this?

Isn't this our little cutie?

Looking at the girl in the white dress who came from Lianbu, Xu Tian's eyes suddenly appeared with surprise: "Eh, it's such a coincidence, you can meet here." ”

[Resentment from Xu Bingbing +66]

Xu Bingbing stepped forward and carefully approached Xu Tian's face and looked at it: "Brother." You're actually ...... Grow a beard! ”

"Isn't that normal?" Xu Tian touched his chin, which was indeed a little prickly, and subconsciously glanced at the black suit that was pulling the suitcase behind Xu Bingbing.

Well, there are bodyguards everywhere you go, and my sister is treated like this, tsk......