Chapter 140: Gags

Song Zheng heard Li Hongniang ask about the Yan brothers and sisters, and knew that Yang Tong had already told her about Longshan Town. Immediately said: "I know, hehe, they still live in the Four Modernizations Inn?" When I came with Brother Zhu just now, I ran into each other, and the brother and sister also said that they wanted to invite me to drink. Especially that Yan Zise, who seems to be quite interested in me. ”

"Did you say yes?"

"Hmph, trying to seduce me into being beautiful, am I that kind of person?" The corners of Song Zheng's mouth turned up, "Then how can Yan Zise and my sister in case, hehe, all I was thinking about at that time was my sister." ”

"Stinky boy, less flamboy," Li Hongniang scolded with a smile, "I think you're thinking about Lu Yan, right?" Otherwise, your little girl is by your side, and you don't have the courage to be a thief. ”

Hey, this sister knows everything? Hehe, my surname Song is a cheeky eater, this is not difficult for me. Immediately, Song Zheng began to talk nonsense again: "Sister's charm is incomparable to anyone." That's 'looking back and smiling', no matter what kind of piano it is, it has no color. Haven't you heard? Tang has Yang Yuhuan, and Qi has Li Hongniang; There is Chang'e in the sky, and Sister Li in the world. I would like to look back a thousand times in my past life in exchange for your smile in this life. If there is love in the sky, the sky will be old, and my sister's face will never be old. ”

As the commander of the Eastern Road of the Imperial City, Li Hongniang faces people who are either subordinates or officials at all levels, or people who face Dajin externally, and they are all in the midst of intrigue. Although she sometimes smiles smartly, sometimes her face is like frost, and her expression is changeable, but she has a very hard heart, and she has never had feelings for anyone, coupled with her extraordinary wisdom, so she won the name of "Cold Fox with a Thousand Faces". Only for Song Zheng, it has always been difficult for her to really put on a straight face.

Song Zheng gave her a very peculiar feeling, obviously a teenager, but his mind was more cunning than that of an old fox. In the contest between Mizhou and Dark Eagle, if it weren't for him, he would definitely have to suffer a lot. And after he left Mizhou, this guy actually borrowed the power of Lu Hengshan to kill two more Mizhou Dark Eagles. Not only that, but he also killed the two dark eagles from the Zhao family, and forced the entire Mizhou dark eagle to abandon the nest of the Xingyuan gambling house. And I also heard that the Mizhou Dark Eagle took the initiative to ask this kid for peace. Although I already know the process, the twists and turns are a bit unbelievable when I think about it now.

A fourteen-year-old boy with forty-year-old wisdom, I have to say that he is a genius. Because of this, seeing such a young man talking to himself, Li Hongniang did not feel bored, but a little happy. Look at this kid's words, it's Chang'e again, it's Yang Yuhuan again, it's straightforward to the extreme, but it's also fresh.

When Li Hongniang was a little stunned, Song Zheng still spat on herself: "The ancients are cloudy, I don't see you for a day, like every other autumn." I haven't seen my sister for so long, it seems like hundreds of years have passed. The so-called, the belt gradually widened and did not regret it, and it made people haggard for Yi. I am 'I don't regret taking off my clothes, and I am haggard for my sister'......"

"Don't talk nonsense," Li Hongniang finally came to her senses, and couldn't help but be a little funny, obviously she wanted to get down to business, but she was led by this guy to turn around in a few sentences, and now even the "kidney haggard" came out: "The more you talk, the more you don't like it." To be serious, you don't feel any difference between this Yan brother and sister? ”

Song Gongzi was thinking about it, and he didn't say some nonsense such as "I am willing to die for you", but he was suddenly interrupted, and he was a little unhappy. Therefore, as soon as Li Hongniang asked, he replied casually: "Isn't it just from outside Daqi, what's the big deal." ”

"How do you know?" Li Hongniang was a little curious.

"Hey, I guess, it's awkward to look at them." Song Zheng didn't seem to care on the surface, he had good hearing, this was also a secret skill, and if he could not expose it, he would not expose it, so Song Zheng did not elaborate.

Li Hongniang glanced at Song Zheng suspiciously, and then said: "The identity of this Yan brother and sister is not simple, but what their specific identities are, I won't tell you, I will only give you one task, that is, to make friends with this brother and sister, and take care of it when necessary." ”

"Take care of it?" Song Zheng turned pale and said, "To what extent?" Is it their daily life, or is it their life? ”

"You're smart," Li Hongniang smiled, "Do you think they need your care for their lives?" ”

"I don't have to take care of their safety! There is a master beside him, how can he use me? Besides, I'm very busy. ”

"You sent it to your door this time. Originally, it didn't have anything to do with you, but since you have such a relationship with the Yan brothers and sisters, it couldn't be better. The people of my faction can only protect themselves from a distance, but it is difficult to get close, otherwise they will arouse the suspicion of the other party. Only you, who have a little reputation and happen to know this brother and sister, should not be suspected of anything. You're young and resourceful, and you're just doing this job. ”

"No, sister." Song Zheng complained: "I want to participate in the martial arts competition, and I have to take the lifting exam, and I am very busy." Besides, my sister won't think that I'm a 'small champion of both civil and military affairs, and an invincible cannon with an iron gun', right? I work outside during the day and secretly work hard at night. Twelve hours a day must be carefully calculated. ”

"Really? I think you're very idle, huh? Li Hongniang smiled playfully: "I heard that you are going to have a fight with the Qingzhou Martial Arts Academy today." ”

"Sister, you have to be considerate of your subordinates, I was forced to fight because I was helpless." Song Zheng had a sullen face, "Don't look at me as very leisurely, as if 'white hair floats in green water'; ”

"You have such a ability in your teens, you should have put in a lot of work," Li Hongniang said, and when Song Zheng was about to shout "Long live understanding", Li Hongniang continued: "But does this have anything to do with me?" I guarantee that you are one of the leaders of the Mizhou Huangsheng Division, and if you give you a task, you will have to continue, and you will not be afraid of cutting off your head? ”

Although Li Hongniang was full of voice, Song Zheng seemed to be sensing her temper, "Hehe, sister, don't scare me, okay?" I don't have a good heart. Let's discuss again? ”

This sentence made Li Hongniang really have the urge to step forward and beat Song Zheng, and everyone in the Imperial City Division of Shandong Road saw her almost like a mouse seeing a cat, and an order went down, and the subordinates did not do their best to pay. Only this Song Zheng is thicker than the city wall, and he also flirts with his boss, which is really bold.

Li Hongniang was just about to intimidate again, but Song Zheng's words made her cry and laugh, "Sister, if you don't make a beauty plan for me, I promise to win the plan and work honestly." ”

After another gag and another half an hour wasted, the two finally made up their minds. Zhu Jian, Hu Qiang and others secretly protected the Yan brothers and sisters from afar; Song Zheng tried to establish a good relationship with the brother and sister first, and strive to become friends so that he could make the next move. (Asking for a flower)