Chapter 92: There are always accidents when you go to the toilet
Bombers galloped overhead, with roars and tons of ammunition, flying towards the Iraqi artillery positions, ready to pour on the heads of the Iraqis.
It took three hours for Yu Yuanjun and others to break free from the crater, which is enough to see how big the scale of the Iraqis bombing this time, Yu Yuanjun and Drew looked at each other, and it is no longer a blessing that they can survive this scale of bombing.
"Lucky, I don't think this nickname is suitable for you anymore, you will be God's favorite and God's illegitimate child in my heart in the future!"
Drew looked at the remaining reinforcements with some fear, but for three hours there were craters and various stumps, and he couldn't help but start to suspect that it was not his own fate, but the lucky ones were really amazing.
In the bombing area, there were not only Yu Reinforcements and Drew, but also an Italian army, of course, their luck was much worse than that of Yu Reinforcements and others, when the Yu Reinforcements and others stopped, they did not find a single intact corpse, and even the stumps were half, only a few symbols and mutilated flags could recognize this as the Italian flag.
"God's favorite? But I don't believe in God! "Yu Yuanjun accelerated the vehicle and drove out of the road after the bombing area, which is actually not very good, there is no harm without comparison, after experiencing the sinkhole-like road, now Yu Yuanjun seems that this is completely a standard highway.
"No, you don't need faith, lucky, I find that my luck will be good with you, I have never felt so lucky!" Drew stared at Yu Yuanjun with a serious face, if Yu Yuanjun was a woman now, maybe this guy would have knelt down and proposed.
"Well, whatever you say, I just want to say it now, ancestor bless!" After saying that, the jeep picked up speed again.
After driving more than 30 kilometers along the road, Yu Yuanjun and others officially entered the area controlled by Iraqi soldiers this time, but it was already a depression, and there was no shadow of any Iraqi soldiers in sight, and there were no Iraqi soldiers even at some key intersections.
The Iraqi soldiers ran again, this time at a faster speed, it is estimated that the 10,000 guns just fired were the last sorrows of the Iraqi soldiers, but the war is so cruel, the victors and the losers, the victors proudly show off the spoils, and the losers can only taste the pain of defeat and wait for the moment of revenge.
The vehicle did not dare to cross directly around Sheila, and the remaining reinforcements did not know whether the Iraqis in this southern city had given up or not, so they made a direct detour.
It took three days for the two of them to go around in a big circle in Iraq, and finally came to the destination that the bald head said, Ramadi, the gateway to northern Iraq.
The car was parked about ten kilometers away from the city, the Americans had not yet taken the city, but it was not about fifty kilometers away, and this northern gateway had become a military city.
Yu Yuanjun and Drew hid on the periphery of a small hill and observed it with a telescope, and then shook their heads constantly, where do you say that the bald head is not good, come to this city, it is estimated that there will be a war tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, and the city will definitely be bombed, and now here, isn't it sent to death!
"What to do? Mixed in? ”
Drew nodded, he had contacted the bald head once before leaving, and he could get in touch with the bald head as soon as he entered the city.
"But how do you get in as a white man? Before you even enter the city, you will be arrested as a spy! "Yu Yuanjun looked at this guy like an idiot, in the Middle East, their complexion has indeed suffered a lot, and walking on the road is like a guiding light, attracting attention.
"What then?" Drew spread his hands, his appearance was given by his parents, and his genes were not something he could decide.
"Forget it, I'll go in, change my clothes, and see how the boss is doing now, if you are in any danger of leaving, I will leave a message here!" After Yu Yuanjun finished speaking, he immediately took off the clothes he was wearing now and prepared to change his clothes.
In a col not far away, at the forward observation post of the Iraqi troops, one of the soldiers sneaked back: "Squad leader, I found an American spy!" ”
"Spies for the Americans?"
The Iraqi squad leader's eyes lit up: "Where?" ”
"Just less than two hundred meters to the east of us, two people in a car, one white and one yellow man!"
After the squad leader's eyes rolled around, he pointed to the four soldiers: "You follow me and go and catch these two people, I've stayed here enough!" After the squad leader finished speaking, he carried his AK and got out of the bunker.
The four soldiers who were pointed also picked up their weapons, followed the position behind them, and quickly touched the position of the remaining reinforcements and others.
Yu Yuanjun took off his clothes, the original thin body, now you can see the neat eight-pack abs, this is related to Yu Yuanjun running ten kilometers a day, doing hundreds of sit-ups, etc., Yu Yuanjun does not want to die on the battlefield because of physical reasons, if you want to gallop on the battlefield, a strong body is indispensable, you need to drink a bottle......
"Wow, lucky, you're getting in better shape!" After Drew finished speaking, he gave a thumbs up to the remaining reinforcements.
"That's what I am!"
"When you were in Thailand, you were as thin as a bamboo pole!" After Drew finished speaking, he threw a piece of underwear to Yu Reinforcements, and put it directly on his body with Yu Reinforcements, and when he was preparing his invincible robe on the ship, Drew made a gesture at Yu Reinforcements, signaling that someone was approaching.
Yu Yuanjun nodded, put his clothes aside, slowly squatted down, close to the place where he put his weapon, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he had already found that the person who had touched it, five Iraqi soldiers, pressed his hand, signaled not to shoot first, and see the situation.
"Guys, raise your hands, squat down with your head in your hands, and don't move!"
A few seconds later, the Iraqi squad leader panted out of the bushes on the side, pointed at the remaining reinforcements with an AK, and shouted a few contradictory words.
Yu Yuanjun raised his hands: "Sir, you asked me to raise my hands to surrender, and let me squat down with my head in my hands, and didn't let me move, it's really difficult for me to do it!" In Arabic, the remnants stumbled to say what they wanted to say.
"You just raise your hand, so are you, who are you!"
As he spoke, the squad leader motioned to the soldiers next to him to search for Yu Reinforcements and Drew, but these two Iraqi soldiers should have faced the enemy for the first time, and their hands holding guns were a little trembling, and they didn't notice the eyes of their squad leaders at all.
"We are journalists, we are international online reporters, we want to go to the front line to interview, we have a press card, and the United Nations has allowed it, you can contact your diplomatic department and maliciously prove our identity!"
After Drew finished speaking a series of fluent Arabic, the squad leader was stunned for a moment, reporter? Journalists come to interview their own group of people, not spies? Should I catch it?
This thought only flashed in the squad leader's mind, and finally decided to arrest it, whether it was a spy or not, he had to arrest this group of people, and leave the matter to his company commander or regiment commander in the future.
"No matter where you are, this is a war zone, I suspect you are spies, now don't move, come with us!" After the squad leader finished speaking, he took the lead and walked towards Drew, and the rest of the Iraqi soldiers reacted and took two quick steps forward, two to capture the remaining reinforcements, and two to capture Drew.
After Yu Reinforcement and Drew looked at each other, they nodded slightly and made sure that they could do it, and the two of them moved almost at the same time, and at the same time reached out with their left hand and pulled an Iraqi soldier down in front of them, and took out a dagger with their right hand and stabbed it directly into the front heart.
Without waiting for the rest of the Iraqi soldiers to react, the remaining reinforcements and Drew once again synchronized their movements to move forward, threw their right hands hard, and plunged the dagger into the chest of the Iraqi soldiers, and at the same time grabbed their heads with one hand, twisted them hard on the left and right, and all four Iraqi soldiers were killed, and the whole process was less than three seconds, the Iraqi squad leader did not have time to react more, and his four subordinates had all been killed, leaving him alone and standing alone.
"Now, we can have a good talk!" After dealing with the Iraqi soldiers, Yu Reinforcement and Drew took out their pistols and pointed them at the head of the Iraqi squad leader.
"What's your name!"
"Valha!"
"What are you doing here?"
"I am, I am, responsible for observing, the situation on the front!"
"Oh, where is your Forward Observatory?" Yu asked as he lit a cigarette for himself and took a puff.
"I don't know!"
Yu Yuanjun nodded: "Well, the mouth is quite hard, I like it, after finishing speaking, I took out my dagger and licked the back of the knife with my tongue, I heard that ten fingers are connected to the heart, I want to give it a try, after cutting off your hand, will you still have such a hard mouth!" ”
After finishing speaking, he was about to do it, but this squad leader was not as hard-mouthed as he imagined, and when he saw that Yu Yuanjun was about to chop off his fingers with a knife, he immediately coaxed, and pointed behind him with his finger: "It's not far behind!" ”
"How did you find us?"
"My subordinate said that when he went to the convenience, he heard that there was a body, so he secretly followed you to take a look, and then came back to report, I really didn't want to trouble you, I just wanted to make a contribution and leave here!"
Yu Yuanjun nodded and put away his dagger: "Take us to your observation post!" Don't play tricks! ”