Chapter 64: Your Majesty the Emperor, please speak human words
"Pull the chicken down, I know that although you are smiling at me now, you are scolding your mother in your heart, your acting skills are too bad, far worse than your ancestor Emperor Taizu."
Being stunned like this, Zhao Ji's expression suddenly froze, and he hurriedly threw his eyes to Xiao Zhang Tianshi and asked him for help.
"What happened when the martial cavalry entered the Jingmian Sanctuary?" Xiao Zhang Tianshi asked Song Andao.
Wu Caiwei is Song An's official title, and there is nothing wrong with Xiao Zhang Tianshi's title.
It was the first time that Song An had close contact with Xiao Zhang Tianshi. He is dressed in green clothes and holds floating dust, his hair is in a high bun, and he has a feather-shaped wooden hairpin on his head, his figure is not very tall, about one meter seventy-five, but he is very thin, with soft and delicate facial features, the whole person looks full of fairy style, if you don't look carefully, it is easy for people to think of him as a woman.
Considering that he was a disciple of the Daomen, and the little Zhang Tianshi in front of him was his Nth generation old ancestor, Song An bowed slightly and clasped his fists and saluted him.
"My Liangshan army has conquered Tan and Jizhou, and there have been several bloody battles, and two out of ten people have been reduced. Now that I've encountered Tian Hu's army of 300,000, I-"
"Liang Shanbo is loyal to the heart of serving the country for Tianxingdao, heaven and earth can be learned, I am very relieved, I must be-" Zhao Ji interrupted Song An with a choked voice, and then wiped away his tears.
Song An then interrupted him again: "You pull the chicken down, don't act for me, talk about people." β
As a senior actor, Zhao Ji, who was exposed, did not blush at all and his heart did not beat, he smiled: "What does Xiao Song Aiqing want?" Silver or grain? These two things are okay, but the soldiers and horses really can't give them to you, and my Bianshangjing is now only guarded by 30,000 forbidden troops. β
"I want you to make Tian Hu's brother Tian Long the prince."
"What?" Zhao Ji was so surprised that he jumped up, "Tian Long is a thief!" β
"Lao Zhao, why are you so excited, I haven't finished talking yet." Song An patted Zhao Ji's shoulder very kindly, as if patting an old fellow, "This is a conspiracy of mine." β
"What conspiracy?"
"Tian Hu has nearly 300,000 minions under his hands, and my Liangshan army can only fight 50,000 or 60,000 now, you said that if we fight hard, can we beat Tian Hu?"
"The heroes of Liangshan will be elite soldiers, and the soldiers and soldiers will all be able to use one as ten, I firmly believe that you will be able to win!"
"Speak human words!"
"I can't do ......it," His Majesty Lao Zhao said quietly.
"So I want to outwit ......," Song An muttered for a while at the root of His Majesty Zhao's ear, "...... Then I sowed a wedge between their brothers, and let them eat dog and kill each other. β
"If you can't let them eat dogs, they're going to come and bite me......"
"I'm confident!" Song An slammed his chest.
"I don't." His Majesty Lao Zhao shook his head stupidly.
"Anyway, we can't beat Tian Hu hard, and we definitely can't hit a stone with an egg to send him to death. Since you don't agree with my plan, then Your Majesty Zhao, you can figure it out yourself, and I'll go to Emperor Roufu to play." β
"I promise you!"
Zhao Gou stepped forward in two steps and grabbed Song An's sleeve.
"That's right! Your Majesty Lao Zhao, I am your future uncle, can I pit you? You'll put your heart in your belly! β
Song Anchong, who had been standing there with an indifferent expression, hugged his fist, saying goodbye to the old ancestor, and then walked away.
"Heavenly Master, this little guy doesn't pay any attention to me, the king of a country, why is he so respectful to Heavenly Master?"
Xiao Zhang Tianshi looked at Song An's distant back, and frowned slightly for a long time before he said, "Maybe this little guy is a disciple of my Dao sect." β
The clever little Zhang Tianshi was only half right, Song An was indeed a member of his Daomen, but he was not a disciple, but his grandchildren......
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Yunxiang Palace is the residence of Zhao Huanhuan, the emperor of Roufu, and it is a small courtyard-style palace.
When Song An, Shi Jin and Hua Fengchun entered the door, they saw Zhao Huanhuan and two maids bathing the mother and son of the big black dog "Song Jiang" and the little yellow dog "Song An" in front of the big wooden basin in the courtyard.
As soon as they saw Song An, the big black dog mother and son immediately jumped out of the basin and rushed towards Song An.
The big black dog was a little reserved as a human mother, but he rubbed between the legs of the three people, and the little yellow dog was more prodigal, it was a little bigger than a few months ago, and directly threw himself into Song An's arms and kissed and licked, making him wet and covered with dog hair.
"Song An, come over to me!" Zhao Huanhuan said angrily.
"Why are you so cruel to me?" Song An was surprised.
"Uh...... I called it, I didn't do it to you. Zhao Huanhuan pointed to the little yellow dog in Song An's arms and said.
ββ¦β¦ Huan Huanββ"
"Call me Your Highness!"
"His Royal Highness Huanhuan, I would like to discuss something with you."
"It's just so that you're here to help me bathe these two dogs!"
Song An hugged the little yellow dog, Shi Jin and Hua Fengchun dragged the big black dog, and the brothers threw the two dogs into a wooden basin and gave them a bath with a wooden brush.
"His Royal Highness Huanhuan, you can change the names of these two dogs, otherwise it will be easy to misunderstand."
"Quasi-play! In the future, I will call this big dog Song Dajiang, and the little dog will call it Song Xiaoan, so that it will not have the same name as you and your father! Zhao Huanhuan said with a smile.
There was no way, Song An lost his temper at all as soon as he saw the stupid and innocent appearance of Emperor Roufu.
"Did you miss me?" Song An touched Zhao Huanhuan's head.
"Miss you?" Zhao Huanhuan looked at Song An for a long time, "What do you want to do?" β
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"Then you miss me, no little sister!" Hua Fengchun said with a wicked smile.
"What do you want to do?"
Shi Jin also wanted to flirt with Zhao Huanhuan, but when he thought that he was Song An's uncle and Zhao Huanhuan would be his nephew and daughter-in-law in the future, he was embarrassed to speak.
"Since I sent you back last time, have those concubines and concubines in the harem bullied you again?"
"No, they're all treating me well now!"
"Then I'll rest assured, stay in the palace well, eat and sleep well, grow your body well, develop well, and when you are twenty years old, I will carry a sedan chair to marry you to be the little lady of Liangshanbo!"
"Hey! Why do you want to marry me, five years from now? I'll be an old girl by then! β
"It's just right not to be old!"
In Zhao Huanhuan's depression, Song An took off paragliding.
Zhao Huanhuan and Song An, since the day after the last time Song An sent her back with a paraglider and threw a few earth-shattering thunderbolts that almost scared His Majesty Lao Zhao to pee, His Majesty Lao Zhao studied with Taiwei Su and Xiao Zhang Tianshi, and finally decided: According to the time Song An said, marry Emperor Roufu to him!
On the one hand, the age of this little guy is only two years different from that of Emperor Roufu, on the one hand, this little guy does have great ability, and the third aspect is that as long as the two of them get married, Song An, who has 100,000 elite soldiers and strong generals, will become the sons and daughters of His Majesty Lao Zhao, and the real relatives, and then Song Hei Gouzi will be more loyal to the Lao Zhao family.
As for Zhao Huanhuan, she has the same fate as all the princesses who are the emperor's daughters, they are just commodities traded by their fathers, and they are not qualified to decide who their other half is, let alone think about whether their other half is what they like or hate.
Regarding Song An's feelings, Zhao Huanhuan currently hates and likes them.
What I hate is that this stinky boy is completely inappropriate for his great, glorious, right, and supreme father.
What I like is that this kid is ingenious, and the food he cooks is delicious, especially the thing called cake......
"Anzi, you can really calm down, there is a great beauty like Emperor Roufu at your fingertips, you don't have to wait for five years! Can you do it? No, change me! β
The three of them leisurely and leisurely took a paraglider all the way north and floated in the clear sky, Hua Fengchun said with some indignation.
"you! She's your future brother and daughter-in-law, and you're too embarrassed to do it? β
"Brother and wife, you're welcome!"
"I think you're a teddy!"
"What's Teddy?"
"A kind of divine beast that can scare the world, can scare the earth, and can scare the air in the middle!" As he spoke, Song An made the usual posture of Teddy.
"If only I could be that fierce!"
ββ¦β¦ In order to satisfy you, you will be called Teddy in the future! β
"You have to find me a princess as beautiful as Emperor Roufu as a daughter-in-law in the future!"
"No problem!"
"Xiao An, let's find a princess for my little uncle!" Shi Jin, who had never been embarrassed to speak, said quietly.
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Three days later, at noon, Song An and the three landed at the Liangshan army camp outside Danzhou City.
As soon as he landed, his father dragged Song An into the big tent and told him about the Liao Kingdom.
Ouyang Shi and Liao Emperor Yeluhui fought for several days, and finally one of Yeluhui's brothers mediated and shook hands with them...... Now that the Liao State is working with the Jin State again, I don't have the energy to take care of our side anymore. We don't have to worry about being attacked by Tian Hu and Liao Guo from both sides. β
"Liao Emperor Yeluhui's brother, is it called Qiao Feng?"
"Looks like that's the name!"