29: The Emperor has diarrhea
Gao Xu has read countless people, but there is not the slightest trace of lying on her face.
His eyes were full of disdain and said, "Worship? ”
Speaking of this, Shen Lan hung his head and said, "No, he won't accept me." ”
"Hmph, that's to be expected." King Qing gloated.
Shen Lan glanced at him.
"You want the recipe for the fairy pot, isn't it easy, ask the third brother for it, he will give it to you without hesitation." Gao Xu's face was playful, and his tone was quite teasing.
Shen Lan said disapprovingly: "I don't want to trouble him, I want to impress Master Wang with my sincerity, I believe that sincerity is open, and he will definitely teach me." ”
Gao Xu couldn't help but ask, "Are you so confident?" ”
Shen Lanxin glanced at him and said disdainfully: This confidence is still there.
After a pause, she asked again, "Since you already know the purpose of my entry into the palace, don't you want to arrest me?" ”
When Gao Xu heard this, the corners of his lips raised, "Whether you are caught or not depends on the mood of this king." Saying that, he squinted at her, "For example, now, you make this king very unhappy." ”
Shen Lanxin looked at him with wide eyes and said, "Unhappy? I personally brought you the white jade and green bamboo shoot soup, are you still in a bad mood? ”
Shen Lanxin felt that he was really hypocritical.
"It's not good, this king is in a bad mood when he sees you." Gao Xu sneered.
Shen Lan's heart almost burst her blood vessels, she blushed, and finally held back the sentence: "Then what do you say your mood will be?" ”
Speaking of this, her mind turned very quickly, and then said: "That's good, I won't pursue the incident of you hitting me from now on, just let me suffer a loss, so it's okay!" ”
Her words made Gao Xu want to laugh, this woman was really cunning, and couldn't help but say: "Your wishful thinking is really good." ”
"Is that going to work?" Shen Lanxin always felt that he was calculating something, but he couldn't see through him, so his tone was a little impatient.
"Nope." He said this very simply.
"And what do you want?" Shen Lanxin put his hands on his waist, a little angry.
"In addition, if you agree to one more condition to this king, this king will no longer pursue it." King Qing smiled at her, his smile looked so glaring.
As soon as he finished speaking, the fire in Shen Lan's heart suddenly burned, and he said angrily: "Black-faced god, don't you have to inch in? ”
originally thought that the matter of the board would be erased, and since then the grievances have been cleared, but I didn't expect him to take advantage of others.
Gao Xu smiled again, but this time he smiled with confidence. "This king just has to inch in, how about it? To say yes or not to agree? ”
This is obviously a naked threat, but Shen Lanxin was indeed threatened by him.
She reluctantly stretched out her index finger and nodded in front of him, scolding him thousands of times in her heart, but finally had to lower her posture, gritted her teeth and said, "You have a kind, what conditions?" ”
Looking at her angry appearance, Gao Xu thought it was really funny.
Gao Xu looked playful: "This king hasn't thought of it for the time being, but when he thinks of it, he will naturally tell you." ”
When Shen Lan heard this, he shouted angrily, "Black-faced God, are you playing yin with me?" ”
Gao Xu couldn't help but hook the corners of his lips and said, "What, are you scared?" ”
Shen Lanxin sneered, "Afraid? I'm afraid of you, but what if you make me do something I don't want to? You can't take all the good things. ”
Gao Xu asked with interest, "What do you mean you don't want to do?" ”
Shen Lanxin raised his eyebrows and said: "Of course it is a violation of the bottom line of human morality, the eldest husband has something to do and something not to do, if you want me to do something that violates my conscience, then even if you arrest me, I will not agree." ”
Gao Xu smiled slightly and said, "Don't worry, this king will not be so despicable as to let you do things that violate your conscience, nor will you do things that violate your principles, let alone let you be a cow or a horse." ”
Hearing him say this, Shen Lan thought about it and agreed.
Gao Xu smiled slyly, and then returned to the room leisurely with his hands in his hands.
Shen Lanxin could only watch Gao Xu leave in style, leaving her alone.
She stomped her feet angrily, this black-faced god was so hateful! I was really planted in his hands this time, and I didn't even have a chance to turn over.
In the evening, the emperor came to Shoukang Palace to visit the queen mother after dealing with the government affairs, and before he entered, the emperor smelled a smell of braised meat.
"It's the taste of braised pork." The Emperor's voice came from outside.
The Queen Mother, who was about to prepare for dinner, saw the emperor coming, put down her chopsticks, and asked, "Why is the emperor free to come over today?" After speaking, he waved his hand and motioned for the palace man to bring a chair over.
Although the Queen Mother is over forty-five years old, she still has charm, her figure and appearance are well maintained, and she does not look like a person over forty at all.
She sat down at the dining table with a graceful demeanor.
The emperor smiled: "Of course, the sons were attracted by the smell of the braised meat of the queen mother. ”
The Queen Mother covered her mouth and smiled after hearing this.
The emperor sighed lightly: "The sons haven't seen the queen mother for a long time, and the court is busy with things during this time, so I can't be empty. After speaking, he sat down opposite the Queen Mother.
The Queen Mother smiled slightly: "Then let's eat here tonight, the mourning family specially ordered the imperial dining room to make a bowl of Bazhen braised pork, you have a mouthful." ”
At this time, the palace people added a pair of dishes and chopsticks to the emperor.
"It looks like I haven't eaten Bazhen braised pork for a long time." After speaking, the emperor picked up the chopsticks and took a piece of meat and put it in his mouth.
"Well, that's right, it's the skill of the king's chef again, right?"
The Queen Mother smiled but said nothing.
The emperor said lightly: "For so many years, you don't eat the braised pork of the royal chef." ”
The Queen Mother laughed after hearing this, "It's not that the mourning family praises him, the master in this meat game is still Wang De's cooking skills, and the braised pork made by other people is not untasted, and the taste is also good, but it always feels like a shortcoming?" ”
"You're used to eating." The Emperor said.
The Queen Mother sighed lightly: "Hey, maybe, a person's habits are really difficult to change, besides, the mourning family has been eating for twenty years, and they have long been used to this taste." ”
"Then the queen mother must eat more." As he spoke, the emperor picked up a piece and put it in the queen mother's bowl.
The Queen Mother picked it up and put it in her mouth, and after a while, her brows suddenly wrinkled.
"Why does the braised pork taste a little weird today?"
"What's wrong? Queen mother. The Emperor wondered.
The Queen Mother took another sip, still frowning, "The taste is not right, it is slightly different from the previous taste, but it can't be said to be any different." ”
The emperor tasted the product and said, "Why didn't Erchen eat it, or Erchen asked the kitchen to make a new bowl?"
The Queen Mother put down her chopsticks. "That's it! Maybe it's because the mourning family just drank ginseng tea, but this will be out of appetite. ”
At this time, the emperor scooped a bowl of pork liver soup for the Queen Mother. "The queen mother should finish the soup."
The Queen Mother took the pork liver soup, scooped it with a small spoon, and said: This person, the older he gets, the more picky this taste becomes, if you like to eat it, you can eat it all."
The emperor smiled, "You're not welcome. ”
After saying that, he sandwiched another piece.
The Queen Mother looked concerned and said: "The emperor is busy with state affairs all day long, but he also has to take care of his body, and the body is the most important thing." ”
The Emperor said with a smile. "Thank you for the mother's note, the son's health is still good, the important thing is you, you must take care of your body, you are healthy, and the son-in-law will feel at ease."
The emperor's words deeply warmed the heart of the queen mother, and she smiled very gratefully.
After a while, a bowl of braised pork was eaten by the emperor.
After dinner, he chatted with the Queen Mother for a while, and then came out of the Shoukang Palace, on the way back to the Anxi Palace, the emperor's stomach was a little uncomfortable, he covered his stomach, twisted his eyebrows, and stopped.
Seeing that the emperor was in arrears, Gonggong Xu hurriedly asked, "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Quick, I'm going to the thatched house......" The emperor gritted his teeth and squeezed out these words.
When the accompanying eunuchs heard this, they hurriedly guided the emperor to the nearby thatched house.
Next, the emperor hurriedly settled in a nearby thatched house.
Just as the emperor walked out of the hut, his stomach began to hurt again, and he hurriedly entered the hut for the second time.
Then the third, the fourth, the fifth......
And Gonggong Xu led a group of eunuchs to wait outside.
It's already the sixth time, and the emperor's legs are weak, and his face is pale and bloodless.
Gonggong Xu felt that something was wrong, this was obviously a bad thing, he immediately passed the doctor, and after a while, the doctor rushed over in a hurry, at this time, the eunuchs each held lanterns, around the thatched house, trying to make the thatched house brighter.
The emperor couldn't come out, so the imperial doctor checked the emperor's pulse in the thatched house, and finally diagnosed acute diarrhea.
In order to stop the emperor's diarrhea, the imperial doctor gave him a pill to temporarily relieve his illness, at this time, the emperor was weak, his hands and feet were weak, and finally the eunuchs carried him back to the Anxi Palace.
When the Queen Mother heard about this in Shoukang Palace, she hurried to the Anxi Palace.
"What's the matter, when you got out of here, you were fine, why did something happen here?" The Queen Mother muttered as she hurried forward in three steps and two steps.
When he came to the Anxi Palace, the emperor was in a coma on the bed, his face was bloodless.
"See the Queen Mother." When everyone saw the Queen Mother arrive, they knelt down to pay respects.
"Get up, how is the emperor?" The Queen Mother came to the emperor's bed and asked.
At this time, the imperial physician stepped forward and replied, "Queen Mother, the emperor has acute diarrhea, and Weichen has already given the emperor medicine, which will be fine." ”
"Then why is he still unconscious?" The Queen Mother asked anxiously.
The imperial physician hurriedly said: "Don't worry, the queen mother, the emperor has been to the thatched house no less than ten times before, so naturally he is tired and weak. ”
As soon as the Queen Mother heard that the emperor was fine, she was relieved. "How could this suddenly happen to a good person?"