"None?"

The Emperor carefully peeled a grape and threw it into his mouth.

Now the emperor is in a half-lying posture with one foot on the chair and one hand on his knee, like a ruffian and a ruffian, shameless...... In the same way, if you take off the dragon robe, you can't see that this product is a rich emperor from all over the world, at most it looks like a landlord who has just collected rent, or Zhou Papi.

"My father is gone, absolutely gone, well, it doesn't count Wu Jue into the cold palace, right?"

"Huh?"

The emperor's eyelids lifted and looked at Yu Zhiqian, Yu Zhiqian was so frightened that he lowered his head that had just been raised, it was terrible, his father was really terrible!

"Father, the son has already released Wu Jue!"

"Why did you put Wu Jue in the cold palace?"

Yu Zhiqian looked at his father, and then compared it with his hand: "Father, I'll be honest, can you not lose your shoes!" ”

Staring at his father's shoes, Yu Zhiqian had some palpitations, he didn't know how his father made it, just like a primary school teacher's chalk head, a thief who lost it, and it was all a golden headshot.

"Say!"

"Father, you don't know, Wu Jue is almost three hundred pounds, so fat, son-in-law, son-in-law really can't stand it, the princess represents the royal face, such a fat princess spreads out......"

Hearing Yu Zhiqian's words, the emperor thought for a moment, as if he might indeed be a little fat, but he still said with a serious face: "Nonsense, do you know what the consequences will be if you send the crown princess to the cold palace?" ”

"Huh?"

"Wu Guogong is a family, but one duke, two marquis and three uncles!"

Yu Zhiqian was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then lowered his head and didn't dare to speak, Yu Zhiqian didn't know if the emperor said this to himself, or if he meant something else.

"But!"

When Yu Zhiqian's father said this, his painting style suddenly changed: "Fat girls are also as good as fat girls, the first emperor liked to be fat concubines, and I also think that fat ones are better, and they feel better......"

The emperor began to be improper, Yu Zhiqian had heard that his father was an immodest person before, and he didn't want to be the emperor back then, and finally became the emperor by mistake, when he was young, he was more excessive than himself, and he didn't expect that his cheap father was actually in front of him......

"Ahem!"

The emperor suddenly realized that he had lost his words, and waved his hand: "The matter of the crown princess, you handle it yourself, you have to enter the cold palace, do you understand?" ”

"Whoa!"

Yu Zhiqian bowed respectfully, since he knew that the crown princess had saved him, he had given up this kind of thought, and he still had to be kind.

"By the way, copy and Shen family, have some calligraphy and paintings in their private collection, whose ones do they have?"

"Huh?"

Yu Zhiqian suddenly realized that he might have fallen for his father's tricks, this thing is cheating himself, yes, it must be so, there was nothing to do, and he blew up a lot of things!

Now Yu Zhiqian hated to give himself two big mouths, but since he had already said it, there was no chance to regret it, Yu Zhiqian could only lower his head and say: "Wang Xizhi's goose post, and a few people I don't know much about calligraphy and painting!" ”

“……”

"Stand down!"

In the end, Yu Zhiqian agreed to hand over some of his calligraphy and paintings, and the emperor let Yu Zhiqian leave from the car, but Yu Zhiqian also got some benefits and was rewarded with a tent!

The tent was rewarded by the emperor, and after the ordinary people got the tent, they were both miserable and happy.

Happy because there is a tent to sleep in, you don't have to worry about being bitten by mosquitoes at night, your head is full of bags, and the pain is because the tent is very heavy, and you have to walk a long way to carry such a heavy tent tomorrow, and it is basically impossible to carry the tent forward.

The most pitiful thing is the emperor's reward, you can't lose it, you lose it, immediately a group of five big and three thick guys rushed over, the knife fell, your head was about to move, and your ancestors to discuss the specific process of sacrifice.

When Yu Zhiqian walked out of the car, it was already completely dark, but the lights around the camp were bright, the forbidden army held torches, illuminating the surroundings, and the officials of the Ministry of Rites were still tirelessly preaching and memorizing small books, and anyone who did not comply with the rules would come over and warn.

Of course, this does not include a few of these old ministers, or a few old immortal guys of this dynasty.

Di Renjie sat in front of Yu Zhiqian's hot pot and kept shouting: "Have you found food?" ”

"Di Xiang, there may not be any!" Lao Qi rummaged in front of Yu Zhiqian's tricycle not far away for a while and said loudly.

"No, then forget it, it's time for the old man to go back to rest, it's a day of walking, it's very tiring, but this wine is good! This ice is not bad either! ”

After hearing this, an official of the Ministry of Rites handed Yu Zhiqian's copper basin to Di Renjie without saying a word, and gave a basin of ice to Di Renjie.

And Cheng Yanjin carefully turned the pot upside down, and after making sure that there was nothing to eat, he patted his stomach: "This meat is not enough, I'll shoot some prey tomorrow!" ”

After finishing speaking, he picked up his big axe, like a mountain king who had just robbed the color, walked with the steps of the six relatives and swaggered away.

When he left, he saw a Ministry of Rites official frowning, and Cheng Biting Jin directly slapped this guy's shoulder: "Boy, see if my old Cheng is unhappy?" ”

"That, no, no, Xiaguan ......"

"Let's laugh at one!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Well, good teeth!"

After Cheng Yanjin finished speaking, he slowly mixed into the forbidden army with a big axe, and the official of the Ministry of Rites wiped the sweat on his forehead, this old guy is really too domineering!

"Robbers, bandits, disrespect for the old, disrespect for the old!"

Yu Zhiqian looked at the clean pot that was eaten, and there was not even soup left, and he couldn't help jumping up and scolding, Di Renjie usually looks like Si Swenwen, uninvited! Forget it, you can eat alone, and take Li Yuanfang with you!

The most excessive thing is that it is not enough to eat while eating, and he also asked Lao Qi to go to his tricycle to eat, and I don't know if his younger brother who lacks heart and eyes has taken out everything!

Cheng Biting Jin is even more excessive, after eating this product, he is not too addicted, and he doesn't even leave a mouthful of soup for himself!

After Yu Zhiqian talked for a long time, he was finally a little tired and ready to pick up his wine, but soon found that there was no wine left in his house, and even the basin for putting ice was missing......

"Bandits, robbers!"

Yu Zhiqian shook his head, and quickly ran to the side of the tricycle, and was relieved to see that the food in it was still there, only to see Lao Qi wink at Yu Zhiqian: "Big brother, I'll cover for you, what's the reward!" ”

"I'll take you to dinner tomorrow!"

"Thank you, big brother! By the way, eldest brother, the honey you brought was taken away by the second brother! ”

"Huh? Honey? How did he know there was honey? ”

"He came to look for something to eat, and when he saw honey, he took one!"

"Got it, put down the honey in your hand, that's it, use it for cooking tomorrow!"

"Good!"

After nightfall, the whole camp quickly quieted down, the food had been eaten, and all that was left was to find a place to rest, the emperor did not have to move, in the middle of the car, someone arranged to serve clearly.

And the bitter thing is that these ministers and their entourage, Yu Zhiqian has a tent, but the tent in this era is not only very thick, but also impermeable, Yu Zhiqian lived for less than three minutes, he felt like he had taken a hot bath, he couldn't stand it, and ran out directly.

Above the open space outside, the princes, nobles, and ministers who are usually high above are all lying on the ground, and some people who are too sleepy have fallen asleep, and the snoring can be heard clearly dozens of meters away.

The sound of snoring, the footsteps of the forbidden army, the chirping of various cicadas, and some whispers made the originally quiet night a place like a vegetable market.

Yu Zhiqian looked around, trying to find a place to sleep, but after looking for a long time, as long as it was flat ground, there were already people, and more people were huddled together, sweating all over, and after Yu Zhiqian approached, he could smell a smell of sweat.

"Prince, why don't you rest?"

Yu Zhiqian hadn't taken two steps before he saw that his cheap father was also walking slowly with his hands behind his back.

"Father!"

"Why don't you go to the tent to rest!"

"Father, it's too hot, it's useless to add ice!"

Yu Zhiqian spread his hands helplessly, how hot is it to live in a closed tent in the summer at the end of the fifth lunar month? Yu Zhiqian estimated that it was at least 40 degrees, and if he stayed in a tent, he might not wake up tomorrow.

"It's really a little hot this day, just find a place to sleep, and I'm going to hurry tomorrow!"

After finishing speaking, he also patted Yu Zhiqian's shoulder.

Yu Zhiqian looked for a circle and there was no suitable place to rest, the rest places were all prescribed, and he couldn't go out, and there was no good place for a long time, and finally Yu Zhiqian locked his eyes on one place, rolled his eyes, and said in a low voice: "Father, you said that you can find any place, can you go anywhere?" ”

"Of course you can go anywhere, you are the prince, everyone is staring at you, don't come nonsense tomorrow and the day after tomorrow!"

"Oh, Father!"

Yu Zhiqian stared at his father after entering the car, and slowly approached the car, and the surrounding forbidden troops immediately walked over: "Your Highness! ”

"Leave me alone, I'll find a place to sleep!"

“……”

Seeing that the forbidden army still didn't mean to get out of the way, Yu Zhiqian pointed to the position on the top of the car: "I'll go sleep on it!" ”

"This ...... His Royal Highness the Crown Prince wait a minute, and go to ......! ”

"No need, my father said just now, you can sleep anywhere, you can do it on top! Come here, give me a hand, it's not easy for me to climb up, I'll step on your shoulders, so that the movement is small, and it won't disturb my father's rest......"

"Your Highness, Your Majesty has instructed you to stay ten meters away from the car!"

“……”

Yu Zhiqian gave a thumbs up to Wu Sangui, and this desperate guy went to make a small report again.

"Sons obey orders!"

The roof of the car can't go, Yu Zhiqian sighed, and finally found a place next to Lao Qi and fell asleep, according to the conversion of twenty hours, it is now less than nine o'clock, or even earlier, but I am too tired!

After lying down, Yu Zhiqian soon fell asleep, and when he opened his eyes again, the sky was already dark.

"I'm Cao, who are you!"

Yu Zhiqian saw a swollen face with one eye, which was densely covered with various small red spots, and his lips were also upturned, as if there were two sausages hanging on it, just like Ouyang Feng's face was covered with pockmarks.

"Point shrimp, yes, deep bowl three ......"

In the end, Yu Zhiqian still recognized this guy as if he was his steward Shen Wansan: "You were beaten?" ”

Shen Wansan shook his head.

"Then how did you do this!"

"Your Highness atonements, I will never steal honey again!" Shen Wansan was about to cry, he secretly tasted honey last night, and it turned out to be like this morning!

"Old Seven, what's wrong with your face?"

Among the princes, Lao Qi's face was swollen but not deformed, and the rest of the princes were more or less a little, only Yu Zhiqian had the best luck, and after looking carefully for a long time, he didn't find any red spots.

"Bitten by bugs! Big brother, I'll never steal honey again! ”

"Hey, you eat honey in this kind of place, don't you attract bees and insects!" Yu Zhiqian sighed, looked around and found that there was one person missing.

"Where's the second child?"

"I don't know! I didn't see my second brother when I woke up in the morning! ”

"Maybe I'm going to take care of my own personal affairs!"

"Well, maybe!"

When the team went out again, the second child slowly appeared with his head down, but there was a light yarn on his head, Yu Zhiqian had been secretly trying to look at it, but the second child had always remained mysterious, and he wrapped himself tightly so that outsiders could not see it, but through the light yarn, he could see that the eyes of the second child looking at Yu Zhiqian were full of anger!

The procession was very fast in the morning, and it didn't matter if anyone would be left behind, but by the afternoon, the ninety-nine miles had already covered more than eighty miles, and when the day was encamped, they would be able to reach the altar where the festival was held.

Yu Zhiqian was a little tired riding a tricycle, and Cheng Biting Jin, an old guy, rode a horse slowly and leisurely and followed Yu Zhiqian's side and kept bragging about it, how to kill the Quartet when he was on an expedition to the desert, of course, Cheng Biting Jin had only one purpose to brag, that is, he wanted to continue to eat!

"General, another war horse has been scrapped!"

A forbidden soldier led a limping war horse and whispered in front of Jin.

"Huh? Hooves wasted? ”

"Well, it's wasted!"

"Kill it at night and give it to the brothers, add food!"

Cheng Yanjin touched the horse's head with his hand and slowly spoke.

"General...... Here! "The sergeant still wanted to struggle a little, and finally ......

Cheng Yanjin sighed and touched the rhubarb under his crotch with his hand: "Old man, don't you have any problems, you have to accompany me ......"

Halfway through speaking, Cheng Yanjin suddenly thought of a question and looked at Yu Zhiqian: "His Royal Highness the Prince, I heard that you know immortal arts?" ”

Yu Zhiqian glanced at this guy: "No!" Then he continued to ride.

"Your Highness is so tired, I'm here to help you!"

After finishing speaking, he was about to pull Yu Zhiqian's car, Yu Zhiqian was so frightened that he immediately waved his hand: "No need, General Cheng, you should still be busy, I can do it myself!" ”

Yu Zhiqian knows very well that his tricycle is two pounds, and this fool may fall apart with a little effort!

"Stop!"

"Stop!"

At this moment, the eunuch in front suddenly shouted, and there were forbidden soldiers on both sides of the team, riding horses, shouting loudly.

"What's going on?"

"It seems that there is something wrong with His Majesty's horse!"