Chapter 63, pretending to be crazy and stupid

Jiang Jue took the food plate and put it on the ground, sat on the ground and ate the vegetables. Soon a bowl of rice had bottomed out, and Jiang Jue shouted, "Is there anything else?"

Miao Sheng smiled bitterly and called Miao Miao to serve rice for Jiang Jue again, Jiang Jue ate three bowls in a row, the three dishes were clean, and there was not a drop left in a bowl of soup. Only then did he pat his belly and said, "I'm full, where is my mother?"

"The old lady may have gone out for a walk," Mu Er glanced at Miao Sheng, and then said, "Miao, did you say it?" ”

Miao Sheng hurriedly said yes.

Miao Miao came over to collect the food plate, Jiang Jue grabbed him, and said with a smirk: "Are you my daughter-in-law?"

Miao Miao broke free of Jiang Jue's hand, and was so ashamed that she didn't even have to run back to the house with a food plate.

Jiang Jue looked at Miao Miao and ran away in annoyance, and called Qi Guanzhuang again: "Why am I coming to my mother?"

"This is your daughter-in-law," Qi Guanzhuang pointed to Jing Qijun with a black line on his face and said, "Jiang Hou promised this girl to you, and asked you to marry him, where can it be done without the order of your parents, have you forgotten?" ”

"And her?" Jiang Jue looked at Jing Qijun and said, "But I like the girl who gave me food just now." ”

Miao Sheng smiled bitterly, he naturally heard about this idiot's sacrificial wine, who knew that he would still be an idiot after so long.

"And who is Jiang Hou? Is it me? Jiang Jue said.

"Marquis Jiang allowed you to join the army, but you forgot? Childe, you killed people in Jiangcheng and killed people in Huoquanguan. Qi Guanzhuang said stubbornly, he suspected that his son-in-law had become an idiot again.

Qi Guanzhuang saluted Muer and said, "My son-in-law has always been stupid, please forgive me."

Jiang Jue pulled Jing Qijun and said, "You are my daughter-in-law?" Then go to sleep with me? ”

Without waiting for Jing Qijun to answer, Jiang Jue picked up Jing Qijun and went into the house, leaving Muer and Miao Sheng looking at each other.

"Lord Miao, it's getting late, it's inconvenient to stay for a long time," Mu Er said goodbye, "Master Miao can think about my futile matter, and I can have an explanation when I go back." ”

Miao Sheng nodded and sent Mu Er away, but how to settle these eighteen female dependents has become a problem, and it is not easy for Jiang Jue and the three of them to live in his mansion.

"Hmph, pretend to be crazy and stupid, and see how you are tomorrow." Muer brushed his sleeves and left, and the rechen followed.

The house was full of spring, Jing Qijun was so ashamed that he hid in Jiang Jue's arms, and whispered: "Who is better-looking, me or Miao Miao?"

Jiang Jue's face was full of bitterness, and he had to try his best to explain: "I'm just an expedient measure, naturally my daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law is the best looking in the world."

"Anyway, I'm your woman, if you dare to hook up again, I'll bite you to death." Jing Qijun took another light bite on Jiang Jue's shoulder.

"I'm afraid my mother is not in Yingdu, this Muer is testing me, but fortunately, I have never interacted with people much, so no one knows if I am an idiot," Jiang Jue said at a loss, "It was I who was too reckless and involved you." ”

Jing Qijun knelt on Jiang Jue's chest and comforted: "Maybe our mother is really here, relax."

"Qi Jun, I can only continue to pretend now, you and Qi Guanzhuang don't show your feet, if my mother really makes plans in Yingdu, if we don't find a chance to escape." Jiang Jue had two plans in his heart, and he hadn't thought about how to escape yet. Of course, Jiang Jue still hopes that his mother is really in Yingdu, and now he can only take one step at a time.

"Are you afraid that they will take you to blackmail Jiang Hou?" Jing Qijun asked.

"Well," Jiang Jue said, "I don't believe that the huge Chu State lacks a military general, and the King of Chu values me only because I still have use value, except for Jiang Hou, I really don't know what else I have to worry about the King of Chu." ”

"Then Zhao Miao and Shi really didn't come to seek revenge?" Jing Qijun asked.

Jiang Jue only mentioned a few words before, but Jing Qijun still refused to rest assured, after all, there were two second-grade masters lurking beside him at any time, making it difficult for people to sleep, and meeting the two of them in Yingdu today made Jing Qijun even more vigilant.

"I said they were my people, do you believe it?" Jiang Jue didn't know how to explain, after all, he didn't know much about Xuanlang.

"I believe that my husband is a powerful figure in the world." Jing Qijun knelt on Jiang Jue's chest and said.

"What's amazing?" Jiang Jue said with a smile.

"That's nature." Jing Qijun's face turned crimson when he spoke, and Jiang Jue's ill-intentioned smile had betrayed the original meaning of his words.

"Hmm." Two clumsy tongues intertwined, like a snake's tail, this is the most primitive desire of man, just like eating when he is hungry, drinking water when he is thirsty, and sleeping when he is sleepy.

The next day, the two of them got up on the three poles of the day, and the two people who tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time were like gluttonous children who secretly reached out to take the dried fish on the plate at the moment when the mother turned around, and after tasting the taste, they couldn't stop, so when a plate full of dried small fish was served, half a plate was missing, so the two of them also tossed until midnight.

Or Miao Miao personally came to wake up the two of them for breakfast, Jiang Jue called her in, and when Miao Miao came in, she said, "Do you want to sleep together?" It's warm. ”

"The Prodigal Son." Miao Miao blushed and ran out.

Soon Qi Guanzhuang shouted outside the door: "Childe, Mu'er is here, almost to the door."

Qi Guanzhuang got up very early, he was practicing his sword in the courtyard and heard a sound outside, climbed to the base of the wall and looked at it, only to see the retainer, so he guessed that Muer should be in the car.

"It's coming, it's coming, can't I make love with my daughter-in-law?" Jiang Jue shouted lazily.

Dozens of soldiers crowded into the courtyard, and the already small Miao Sheng's mansion was crowded. Before he could see the King of Chu, he heard his majestic voice shouting, "Haven't gotten up yet?"

Yu Chen held Miao Blade and followed closely, followed by Mu Er and Qin Mengting.

"Childe, the King of Chu is here." Qi Guanzhuang shouted loudly.

"What does it have to do with me? I finally begged a daughter-in-law and didn't let me sleep? Jiang Jue's voice was still lazy.

"You go and tell him, and say that his mother is here." Xiong Ran said.

Yu Chen relayed Xiong Ran's words to Jiang Jue as they were, and after a while, Jiang Jue came out alone and did not see Jing Qijun.

"Where's my mother?" Jiang Jue looked around, and then asked.

Xiong Ran high-fived three times, and the two maidservants helped a woman in, Jiang Jue ran over and hugged the woman with a smile, and cried again.

Smiling is joyful, and sparse uproar is also joy.

Xiong Ran and Mu Er looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief, as long as Jiang Jue was appeased, would they still be worried about attracting Jiang Hou? Since Jiang Jue is on the road, the people outside are in vain.

"My son, have they grown so big?" The woman said in the official dialect of Liangzhou.

Jiang Jue took the woman's hand and said, "Mother, I married a daughter-in-law, just wait for you to meet and pass the door."

Jing Qijun came out at the right time, saluted the woman, and shouted shyly, "Mother." ”

"That Gu won't disturb your two mothers to get together, just stay at Miao Sheng's house for the time being, and give Gu a mansion in a few days." Xiong Ran got up and left, and Yu Chen followed Xiong Ran for half a step, always half a step.

Jiang Jue is tired of being with women all day long, even if she eats, she has to squeeze together, and this mother-son relationship makes Jing Qijun a little jealous.

Miao Sheng's mansion has those eighteen maidservants, so Miao Miao doesn't have to serve people in person, she still remembers the shameful scene in the morning, so she has been avoiding Jiang Jue.

When it was dark, Jiang Jue wanted to sleep with his mother, but he was pulled by a group of maids.

"Son, my mother will go back first, and come back tomorrow." The woman said. The Miao Shengjia Mansion is too small to accommodate superfluous people, and even Qi Guanzhuang is in the hall, but he is used to this kind of day, as long as there is a mattress. Miao Miao added more mattresses to Qi Guanzhuang very intimately, which made Qi Guanzhuang grateful.

"That's not my mother." Jiang Jue whispered.

Jing Qijun was dumbfounded, Jiang Jue acted so much that she even believed her, and was even a little jealous of the relationship between mother and son.

"It's really Ba people, even Bayang people, the accent is very similar to that of Zongxi," Jiang Jue said, "We have to find a chance to escape, Qi Guanzhuang said that Xiong Ran and hundreds of soldiers surrounded Miao Sheng's mansion early in the morning, and now I am afraid when I think about it, if I don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, I'm afraid the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

"I'm afraid it's not easy to escape, maybe there are a lot of eyeliners inside and outside the Miao Holy Family's mansion." Jing Qijun said worriedly.

"Hmm." Jiang Jue was at a loss, almost a desperate situation.

"Why don't we kidnap Miao Sheng and leave?" Jing Qijun proposed.

"Forget it, I'm afraid Miao Sheng doesn't know either, didn't Miao Sheng say the woman he met by chance during the day, I'm afraid all this was the idea of Mu Er and Qin Mengting," Jiang Jue said, "Besides, who knows if Xiong Ran will be willing to abandon Miao Sheng, after all, the loess is buried to the neck." ”

Yingdu, Mur Mansion.

"Your Majesty, the Bayang Lu clan is here." Qin Mengting greeted the woman in.

"The grass people see the king." Lu Shi prostrate on the ground and said in a lame Liangzhou official dialect.

"Lu, tell me well, this is your chance to make meritorious contributions," Mu Er scolded, "Do you still want to save your daughter?" ”

"Jiang Jue should be an idiot," Lu said, "He completely treats me as a mother." ”

"Lu." Mu Er snorted coldly, causing Lu Shi to tremble on the ground in fright.

"The grass people are telling the truth." Lu's voice choked.

"Your daughter sells salt privately, and you run cloth silk silk in Qianzhong, businessmen and merchants, tell me how much your mother's lives are worth?"

Lu's face was like ashes, and he didn't dare to speak.

"Rest well, behave well tomorrow, go down." Mul said.

Lu retreated as if he had been granted amnesty.

"I'm lonely, I'm tired." Xiong Ran yawned and left, and the retain followed suit.

"Teacher, why don't you just arrest Jiang Jue, it's more troublesome," Qin Mengting said, "He kept silent all the way, and I couldn't find out the truth." ”

"Meng Ting, you said that a chicken, is it alive and valuable or dead?" Mul asked.

"Nature is alive." Qin Mengting replied truthfully.

"Whether this Jiang Jue is an idiot or not, anyway, the force is not bad, and the king has a heart for talent, so he naturally wants to recruit him," Mu Er said, "Besides, I don't know if this idiot Jiang is Jiang Hou's illegitimate son." He is just a bait, what the king wants to catch is still the big fish of Jianghou, the great cause is about to begin, and the state of Chu needs a martial saint to support the scene. ”

"What about Miao Sheng? What if that young man wasn't an idiot and kidnapped Miao Sheng, wouldn't his previous efforts be wasted? Besides, Miao Sheng's safety ......," Qin Mengting asked.

"Hmph, an old immortal thing, all day long is that set of copper and iron not casting swords, soldiers only casting axes, if not, the great cause would have started a long time ago." Mul scoffed.

"Is this what the king meant?" Qin Mengting asked.

"It can be regarded as the king's acquiescence, after all, the king can't wait," Mu Er looked at his beloved disciple and said, "Meng Ting, you are the first person to take credit for this matter, and the king will naturally have a reward at that time, what do you want?" As a teacher, I naturally asked for you. ”

"The apprentice only likes that girl from the Miao Sheng's family." Qin Mengting said.

"I've already told Miao Sheng, when this is over, I'll go and tell the king, I don't believe that Miao Sheng doesn't sell my face and dares not to sell the king," Mu Er said, "Meng Ting, don't indulge in women's sex, Zou Gu loves disciple Qianxiu is now a sage, Meng Lan's disciple Shi Yanzhou is younger than you and is also a sage, and even Qin Huai is already a sage." ”

Qin Mengting nodded, arched his hand and said, "Follow the teacher's teachings."

"That Qin Huai is really a good means, he was used as a street rat by the Seven Nations Alliance before, and now he has re-hung the Seven Kingdoms Seal," Mu Er said, "Wait for this matter, you are also a sage, and the teacher is still looking forward to seeing a double saint, the scene where the three princes of the temple and the master and apprentice each occupy a seat." ”

"The disciple must live up to the teacher's expectations." Qin Mengting knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

Yingdu, the royal palace.

"The king is not happy?" Mrs. Song Qiaoyu kneaded Xiong Ran's shoulders and asked softly.

When Qiaoyu heard about Fu Bai's deeds, he admired the world's number one swordsman who was the first in Kyushu, but unfortunately it was a mysterious figure who almost didn't exist, too perfect.

Later, the envoy to Liangzhou met Jiang Wangshu, who was accomplished in poetry and swordsmanship in Liangzhou, she fell, more mysterious than the ups and downs, Jiang Wangshu is a real person, she doesn't care that Jiang Wangshu is twice as old as her. It's a pity that Qiaoyu has a heart, and Jiang Hou has no intention.

However, the girl has a dream, and marrying Xiong Ran is already the best result of a fate that she can't control.

Qiaoyu naturally didn't know Jiang Jue, when Jiang Jue was in Luoyi, she was still an idiot who had not yet tied her hair, her appearance has changed greatly, and now she has become a swordsman who can be looked at by Xiong Rangao, she really won't associate two unrelated identities together.

"Your father is urging him tightly, and he is very embarrassed." Xiong Ran hugged Qiaoyu and said.

"What's the king's embarrassment, it's not your word?" Qiaoyu smiled.

"So you are a woman, women always think simply, every word and even the tone of every word that Lone says must be carefully considered, lest there be something wrong," Xiong Ran said disapprerovingly, "As for what you said about supporting Gongzi Liu, Lone only vaguely mentioned it, your father likes Gongzi Qianxiu very much, I'm afraid it will be difficult to do." ”

Qiaoyu wanted to support Gongzi Liu, Xiong Ran was naturally willing, and if Song Xiao was in charge of Song Guo after a hundred years, he would naturally be satisfied. It's just that the cunning fox Song Xiao is not a person who is easy to get along with, even if he is his son-in-law, it is difficult to do.