"Brother, you're going to die of this heart! I heard that Wang Qing in Huaixi has 200,000 soldiers, Tianhu in Hebei has 500,000, and Jiangnan has gathered millions of people, and we are 100,000 horses and horses, and it is not enough for people to kill them! ”

Li Kui is straightforward and brainless, so he always unintentionally scolds Brother Gongming, who loves him the most and loves him.

However, Song Jiang has been immunized by his brainlessness.

He ignored this black guy and said directly to everyone: "Brothers who have a way to make money, please speak freely!" ”

The brothers of the family gossiped about what you said and I said.

Zhiduoxing Wu Yong said that he was a pedant and could go to the mountain to open a private school to make money.

Sun Sheng, the dragon prince of Zhuyun, said that he was a Taoist priest and could go down the mountain to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts and cheat money.

A large number of people who can only do kung fu, such as Dadao Guan Sheng and Lin Chong, said that they could go to Yamashita to work part-time as martial arts instructors.

Shenxing Taibao Dai Zong said that he was a fast runner and could work part-time to deliver letters to people to earn an errand fee.

Hunjiang Long Li Jun, Langli Baitiao Zhang Shun, and the three Ruan brothers were originally fishermen, saying that they would work harder to fish.

The holy hand scholar Xiao Rang said that his calligraphy is good, the font of ancient celebrities he can write super high imitation to no one can distinguish the real or parallel goods, he can copy some Wang Xifeng, Yan Zhenqing, Huang Tingjian, Mi Fu and other famous works, let the jade arm craftsman Jin Dajian make the seal of these celebrities stamped, to fake and sell it.

Jin Dajian expressed his full cooperation with the Xiao Rang brothers.

Lei Lingzhen said that in his spare time, he could make some firecrackers and sell them at the foot of the mountain.

The miracle doctor An Daoquan said that he could take some of Langzhong's work.

Purple-haired Uncle Huangfu is a veterinarian by work, and he said that he can go down the mountain to work as a veterinarian part-time.

Meng Kang, a former shipwright, said he could build a boat and sell it.

Hou Jian, a gibbon, is a tailor, and he said that he could go down the mountain and open a ready-to-wear shop to make clothes and sell them.

Zheng Tianshou, a white-faced man who was originally a silversmith, said that he could make some money in his old business.

Tie Zile and are good at musical instruments and singing, and he said that he can go to the show. Li Zhong, the tiger general, and Xue Yong, the sick insect, raised their hands in response. I don't have a face to say, I play sumo wrestling, and I can give you multiple performances.

Cao Zheng, a butcher-turned-knife ghost, said that he would only kill sheep and pigs.

Tang Long, the money leopard, said that he could open a blacksmith shop at the bottom of the mountain after work.

Zhu Gui said that I want to expand the scale of the hotel, and the little lieutenant Chi Sun Xin and the mother insect Gu sister-in-law and his wife, as well as the dominatrix Sun Erniang and the living flash woman Wang Dingliu said that they could do it together. Sun Erniang's husband, Zhang Qing, a vegetable gardener, said that I will serve you with a variety of dishes.

Zhu Fu, the smiling tiger, who is in charge of making sake and soy sauce vinegar on the mountain, said that he would increase production and engage in export sales while ensuring domestic demand.

Iron arm Cai Fu and Yizhihua Cai Qing said embarrassedly, Our two brothers are executioners and can only kill people, and the sick Guan Suo Yang Xiong said I too.

Bai Sheng, the day rat, was originally an idler, and he said that I would do whatever my brother asked me to do.

I said that I want to use my strengths and steal more.

Duan Jingzhu said: My goal is to steal all the horses in Shandong, and then expand it to the whole country.

Chai Jin said: Give me all the money you earn.

The remaining Li Kui, Wu Song, Lu Zhishen, Liu Tang, Shi Jin, Zhou Tong and a large number of others said that they would only kill people and short-circuit, and had no other strengths.

Song An saw that his father's face was full of black lines.

Dad must be thinking now: You all went down the mountain to work part-time, do you want Shuibo Liangshan anymore? Forget it!

Daddy's gaze stayed on Lu Junyi.

He is the only one who has not spoken.

Lu Yuanwai is the richest man in the Daimyo Mansion, and if you talk about the way to make money, it stands to reason that he has the most right to speak.

But Lu Yuanwai didn't say a word.

It's not that I don't want to send it, but I don't know what to say.

Although Lao Lu is the richest man in the Daimyo Mansion, his position as the richest man has nothing to do with his hard work.

Because he is a rich second generation who has inherited his ancestral property.

He himself is not interested in business, and the family's business is in charge of the housekeeper Li Gu on weekdays, and his favorite thing to do is dancing guns and sticks and Yan Qing (this is researched by the majority of experts and rotten girlfriends, not made up by the author).

Lu Yuanwai himself is not as old as in the TV series, he himself is only thirty-six years old this year, and he is quite handsome, a man with sharp edges and good facial features.

But he really doesn't have any advantages except for being handsome, good kung fu, and famous.

Whether in terms of EQ or IQ, it is a little lower than normal people.

Even Jin Shengsi, a capable man in the Ming Dynasty, said that he was as cute as a camel.

Here's how:

Low emotional intelligence: Back then, Wu used a little trick to trick him into the big thief ship of Liangshan. The heroes of Liangshan tricked him into going up the mountain to make him the boss; And the boss Chao Gai had a will before he died, and whoever killed Shi Wengong who killed him was the boss of Liangshan. Later, Lu Junyi killed Shi Wengong, but he became the second child.

Low IQ: The housekeeper Li Gu has been with his wife for many years under his nose, and he was stunned that the green plants on the top of his head had grown a few feet high, and he regarded Li Gu as an intimate little padded jacket.

"What do you think about the outside world?" Song Jiang asked.

Lu Junyi made a thoughtful little beard: "Brother, I think what the brothers said makes sense." ”

Song Jiang: "......"

Song An believes that there must be 100 million grass and mud horses flying in his father's heart at this moment. But Dad still nodded solemnly and threw his eyes on Song An.

Just now, when the heroes from all walks of life were chattering, Song An had a grand blueprint in his mind.

Without waiting for his father to speak, Song An said happily: "Father, the child thinks that what your uncle said is both reasonable and unreasonable. It makes sense that the eight immortals cross the sea to show their magical powers, and it makes no sense that if all the uncles go down the mountain to make a living, then our cottage will not be cared for and no one will ask, so it is better to break up! ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

"On the premise of not affecting the daily operation and defense of our cottage, your uncles can do their best. But I think that if you uncles go down the mountain and do this, it will be too petty, and the money you earn will be enough to fill your stomach and not starve. ”

"Just eat and drink enough, we are not traders, why do we make so much money?" Li Kui said.

"When you go, you will be eight generals, and when you return, you will have four pairs. One less brother, swearing not to return to his hometown...... This is a poem improvised by my father after the heavens and the earth are arranged, right? Song An asked Dad.

Dad nodded, and said in a loud voice: "Heaven and earth are the destiny of heaven, I have one hundred and eight brothers in Liangshan, and life and death will never be separated!" ”

"When you go, you will be eight generals, and when you return, you will have four pairs. One less brother, swear not to return home! All the brothers said in unison.

Song Jiang added: "In the future, if we recruit An, our brothers will also be together to keep warm!" ”

Dad's "heartwarming" words have two deep meanings, one is that they must recruit An, and the other is that they must be together after recruiting An. The former shows "loyalty" and the latter shows "righteousness".

Song An said: "Today's Great Song Dynasty, there are Fang La, Wang Qing, and Tian Hu in the chaos, and there are Liaojin and Xixia outside. Once recruited, it is estimated that we will have to fight a battle for ten or eight years. There is a way that the soldiers and horses go first before the grain and grass are moved, and the daily consumption of our 100,000 soldiers and horses is a huge number. Let's fight desperately in front, in case the court encounters a shortage of money and food, or if there is another big traitor such as high-ranking football and table tennis to go against us and not allocate food and grass to us, then we will be numb! ”

Everyone nodded in approval when they heard this, sighing.

"It's better to ask for others than for yourself, so let's make a lot of money by ourselves! To make a lot of money, fill the water pool of 800 miles! There are soldiers who can protect the country and protect themselves; If you have money, you can raise troops and expand your army. In this way, we have both soldiers and money, and the Great Song Dynasty is to produce 110,000 high-ranking Qin Hui, so what can I do!? ”

"Qin Hui? What is Qin Hui? Daddy was surprised.

Ciao, I was excited and said baldly, Qin Hui was a traitor in the Southern Song Dynasty, but now he is in the Northern Song Dynasty, and now he is still a little-known little official, how can my father know where he goes.

"Oh, Qin Hui is not a thing, it is a child's slip of the tongue."

"Xiao An, although what you said makes sense, how should you do it?"

"This is a hundred-year plan, let my father and uncles give the younger generations a day to think about and plan it, and then report to the elders tomorrow!"

Back in the study, Song An started to write like a chicken.

When he was in Zhongyi Hall, a thought popped into his mind:

Lao Tzu wants to create a business empire and become the richest man in the world!

Lao Tzu's knowledge level is more than 800 years higher than theirs, if you can't play with them, then what's the point of living?!

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and it is impossible to become the richest man overnight. We have to make a "one-year plan", "five-year plan", "ten-year plan" and so on, and move forward step by step.

(Note: "When you go to the single eight generals, when you return to the four pairs.") There is one less brother, and he swears not to return to his hometown. ”

This folk song has been circulated in Liangshan and Yuncheng in Shandong Province for a generation, and it is said to be the oath of the Songjiang Uprising. The history of the Songjiang Uprising is indeed true. ）