"Baotou Lu Bu?"

Yu Zhiqian was stunned for a moment, and then laughed violently, his face couldn't be controlled at all, and he laughed.

In the last life, it was once circulated on the Internet that China was the most failed city to change its name, among which Baotou was on the list, and the simplest analogy was that during the Three Kingdoms period, there would be a relief from the call array, and Baotou was called Jiuyuan before it was renamed, and Lu Bu yelled in front of the formation: "I am Jiuyuan Lu Bu!" "It's very imposing, if it is replaced by Baotou Lu Bu, it will make people laugh.

"Baotou? Is there a place in Baotou now? ”

After thinking for a while, Zhang Xiaojing shook his head: "I haven't heard of it yet!" ”

"Hmph, I am Lu Bu, an examinee from Baotou Town, Jiuyuan City, this brother, you can insult me, but you can't insult my hometown!"

"Okay, okay, Lu Bu, don't you know Diao Chan!"

Hearing Diao Chan's name, Lu Bu's eyes lit up: "How did Brother Tai know Zaixia's younger sister?" ”

"Is there really a sable?"

Yu Zhiqian was taken aback, but he was soon relieved, Liu Bei had become the Shaoqing of Dali Temple, what else was impossible, and helped Lu Bu on the ground up: "I don't know, but I have heard that Lu Bu is among people, and Red Rabbit is among horses, and it is an honor to be able to see Brother Lu Bu today!" ”

Yu Zhiqian doesn't like the feeling of the ancients' speech in crepe, but when dealing with people, if you use vernacular, it will always make people look down on you, Yu Zhiqian dragged it for a long time and said something bullshit.

"Lu Bu among people? Red rabbit in the horse? ”

Zhang Xiaojing looked at Lu Bu at this time, he just regarded Lu Bu as an ordinary wine putty before, but now it seems that he may have lost his eyes, what kind of talent might Lu Bu be?

"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, I just don't know this brother, what is this red rabbit?"

"A thousand-mile horse! You can travel thousands of miles in a day! ”

Lu Bu didn't know whether Yu Zhiqian's words were praising himself or hurting himself at first, and when he heard that the red rabbit in the horse was a thousand miles of horses, it must be a praise for himself, so he immediately said modestly: "I don't dare to be a brother and praise him so much, Lu Bu is just a scholar, and he can't afford such a high evaluation."

Zhang Xiaojing took the wine jug handed over by the turtle slave, poured a glass for Yu Zhiqian, and then looked at Lu Bu: "Childe, I don't know if this Brother Lu Bu has the ability to make Childe praise him so much?" ”

After Yu Zhiqian heard this, he pointed at Lu Bu: "Zhang Xiaojing, you may not know, Brother Lu Bu has the courage of ten thousand people, one person can be worth 100,000 elite soldiers, I am right, Brother Lu Bu!" ”

According to Yu Zhiqian's guess, these historical figures who scurried into this dynasty should retain some basic specialties that they know so much, such as Zhang Xiaojing is still the living king of Yama, the bad handsome man of Wannian County, and Liu Bei's iconic big ears.

In addition, there is also Di Renjie, who became the prime minister, etc., all of them are similar to the historical records, you see that Wu Sangui, who likes to be a slave to others so much, isn't he also a slave now?

Therefore, Yu Zhiqian preconceived that Lu Bu should be a military general.

"Childe, I look at Lu Bu's frivolous steps and delicate palms, and he doesn't look like a martial arts practitioner!"

"Really?" After Yu Zhiqian heard Zhang Xiaojing's words, he looked at Lu Bu in some surprise, and observed it carefully, it really seemed to be as Zhang Xiaojing said.

After hearing Yu Zhiqian's praise, Lu Bu's face had turned the color of pig liver, his face turned red, and he stared at Yu Zhiqian: "This son is not humiliating Lu Bu!" ”

"You don't practice martial arts, what do you learn?"

Yu Zhiqian coughed lightly and asked in a low voice.

"Of course, it is to learn the scriptures of the saints, learn the way of the saints, and learn the world!"

Yao Shoula, Lu Bu didn't practice martial arts, didn't wield Fang Tian's halberd, and actually went to study literature.

Yu Zhiqian knew that he had made a big fuss, and raised his wine glass: "That Brother Lu Bu, it's my fault, cough cough, I will make you another Lu Bu I know, it's my fault for someone Yu, I toast you!" ”

After Yu Zhiqian finished speaking, he immediately raised the wine glass and drank it all, this rice wine with a little sweetness, and a little sour, Yu Zhiqian didn't like it very much, but the alcohol should not be high, it is estimated that it is about the same as the beer he drank before.

"Childe has a good amount of alcohol!"

After seeing Yu Zhiqian apologize, Lu Bu's face also improved a lot, and he also gave Yu Zhiqian a toast.

Yu Zhiqian entered the Fengyue Xiaozhu and began to drink, while the Shaoqing of Dali Temple hurriedly entered the palace.

"You say it again?"

"Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince took Zhang Xiaojing, a death row prisoner in Dali Temple, out shopping!"

Liu Bei knelt on the ground, his head was stuck to the ground and did not dare to raise it, before the emperor let him not treat the prince preferentially, here the prince took the death row prisoner out shopping, Liu Bei's crime of dereliction of responsibility must be inevitable!

"Do you know where the prince has gone?" Unlike what Liu Bei thought, the emperor didn't seem to get angry, but continued to review the chapter, and only slowly spoke after a while.

"I don't know, but someone has been sent to protect the safety of His Royal Highness the Prince!"

"I'm not asking you, Jing Ke!"

"In!"

Out of the shadows came a man dressed in brocade, and after saluting the emperor, he slowly stood up.

"Did you find out?"

"It has been found out, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and Zhang Xiaojing are drinking in Fengyue Xiaozhu!"

"Who is Zhang Xiaojing!"

Jing Ke didn't speak, Liu Bei didn't speak, and after waiting for half a minute, the emperor was a little impatient, and looked up at Liu Bei: "I asked you something!" ”

"Ah, oh, back to Your Majesty, Zhang Xiaojing, the eleventh year of the Apocalypse, was conscripted into the right army at the age of thirteen, served in the army for thirteen years, and there is no fault, fifteen years after this dynasty, he was exchanged for the bad marshal of Wannian County in Chang'an City for eight years, this spring, Zhang Xiaojing killed thirty-four people including the county lieutenant of Wannian, was arrested by Dali Temple, sentenced to beheading, executed after the autumn, committed ten evils, and will never be pardoned!"

Liu Bei immediately told Zhang Xiaojing's deeds, and the emperor pondered for a while after hearing this: "Thirteen years of the right army, can there be any desecration during the eight years of bad marshal?" ”

"No!"

"Why kill!"

"Because of personal vendetta!"

"I know, you can step down!"

After Liu Bei heard this, he immediately retreated, and the emperor gently put down the brush in his hand and looked at Jing Ke: "Go to Fengyue Xiaozhu to catch which rebel son for me, and which Zhang Xiaojing will bring back together, I want to see, what does he have to say this time, the prince took the death row prisoner to the Qinglou to drink, hehe, hehe!" ”

As the emperor spoke, he clenched his fists, and when Wu Sangui beside him saw it, he was so frightened that he knelt directly on the ground: "The emperor is angry!" ”

As a person who has served the emperor for decades, Wu Sangui knows that this is a sign that the emperor is angry, and it is very angry.