"Looks like I broke my brain!"

Empress Liu sighed, then looked into the distance and recalled the past.

"That year, you were eighteen years old, and your father and emperor had a banquet for the ministers, and the harem also invited the descendants of the princes and ministers to a banquet at that time, and you and Wu Jue knew each other at that time!"

"You were fascinated after the first time you met Wu Jue!"

"However, Wu Guohou, that is, the current Wu Guogong, is not willing to participate in the court, and is not willing to let you have too much contact with Wu Guo!"

"Your personality is very similar to your father, so you took someone to secretly climb over the wall in the middle of the night and take Wu Jue out for a private meeting!"

"Later, you ...... a trip"

Empress Liu told the story slowly, and Yu Zhiqian slowly fell silent.

His crown princess was not born with obesity, but later because of the rescue of Yu Zhiqian, she suffered from a strange disease, and her appetite became very large, and she often ate several times the amount of ordinary people in one meal, and finally slowly became her current weight.

"Hey!"

Empress Liu let out a long sigh.

"Queen Mother, the son knows that he is wrong!"

Yu Zhiqian immediately obediently admitted his mistake, and decided in his heart that after returning to the East Palace, he would immediately release the crown princess from the East Palace, after all, he was his former life-saving benefactor, although he did not cross over at that time.

However, if he hadn't rescued Yu Zhiqian at that time, Yu Zhiqian might not have been the prince when he crossed over, maybe he was a fart person, and now it is estimated that he may starve to death on the streets.

After Yu Zhiqian walked out of the palace gate, he let out a long sigh, it seems that there is nothing wrong with the aesthetics of his predecessor, just because of love!

"In the future, it's a big deal that she spends the money, as long as she doesn't come to harass me!"

Having already made a decision in his heart, Yu Zhiqian immediately rushed towards the East Palace.

"Zhang Zhan, send someone to invite the crown princess out of the cold palace!"

"Ah, Your Highness!"

"Go ahead!"

"Yes!"

Soon Zhang Zhan reported that the crown princess had returned to the dormitory, and there was no trouble, which made Yu Zhiqian feel a little wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong, and he always felt as if things were too dull.

"Maybe I'm thinking too much!"

Yu Zhiqian muttered in a low voice, and rolled around on his big bed, but he felt that the bed was too hard!

"Damn, if only there was Simmons!"

After turning around twice, Yu Zhiqian got up from the bed, it was too boring, it was only about six o'clock in the evening, and after eating, Yu Zhiqian would either read a book or go to sleep!

"There's not even a bedchamber!"

Yu Zhiqian looked at the ceiling in a daze, the maids in the palace were all serving the princess, and his personal maids were rewarded by his own mother, and he didn't dare to do it, and the rest were rough old men.

"Why do others sing every night after they come back, why do they come to their own place, they are still the same as before the crossing, every night, they can only be in a daze at their two five girls.

"Shen Wansan!"

"Your Highness!"

Shen Wansan, this dog-legged, will basically be within the range of Yu Zhiqian's voice control, basically Yu Zhiqian will arrive immediately when he calls him, Yu Zhiqian is very curious about this guy, he follows him every day, and he can only sleep when he sleeps, but he must have woken up every day, how did he control the time so accurately.

"Well, is there any entertainment?"

"Entertainment?"

"It's a way to pass the time, for example, singing, dancing, playing cards, playing mahjong!"

Shen Wansan thought for a long time and shook his head: "Your Highness, justice did have a singer before, but then because it was too expensive to raise a singer, and the expenses in the palace were relatively large, so it was, so it was ......."

Yu Zhiqian scratched his head helplessly, sure enough, the root of all evil is because he is too poor, His Royal Highness the Prince of a country, he actually has no money to raise a singer, Yu Zhiqian is now eager to catch the guy in front of him and ask him well, how did you become a prince, it's too embarrassing!

"What about the others?"

"Something else?"

"It's mahjong, playing cards!"

"Eh, Your Highness, what is this?"

Shen Wansan looked at Yu Zhiqian with a confused expression, he had never heard of this thing at all.

"Mahjong is, that is!"

At this time, Yu Zhiqian's eyes suddenly lit up, he is a special fool, mahjong, there is no technical content, make a quick money, the rules are only known to him, and when the time comes, he can make double money by writing a mahjong game match!

"That, that one went and found Zhu Youxiao for me, he is in the East Palace now!"

"Your Highness, in the East Palace!"

"Go, hurry, let all the carpenters wait in the hall, I have an important task for them!"

"Yes!"

Yu Zhiqian casually grabbed a robe and put it on his body directly, and hurried towards the hall, but even this delayed Yu Zhiqian a lot of time, wearing clothes was a very troublesome thing in ancient times, Yu Zhiqian even wanted to design some big pants and slippers, which were more convenient and comfortable to wear.

"Your Highness, everyone is here!"

The ten carpenters were all there, and after Yu Zhiqian took a look, he said with some excitement: "Do you remember the words that you asked you to engrave this afternoon?" ”

"Your Highness, Weichen remembers!"

"That's good, now like this, you can engrave according to the one I spent, it's still a small piece of wood about the same size this afternoon, but don't you understand the card slot? Just engrave these things on them! ”

After finishing speaking, Yu Zhiqian handed over the one, two, three, and other things he had just written.

"Your Highness, what is this?"

Zhu Youxiao looked at Yu Zhiqian puzzled: "This is an invention that can change the Tang Dynasty, you just carve it well, the edge of the wooden block is rounded, don't be too frizzy, when will you be able to make it!" ”

"Your Highness, do you carve a piece of each?"

Zhu Youxiao glanced at it, Yu Zhiqian had drawn a total of thirty-seven, and if there were ten people, he would be able to do it quickly.

"Carve four of each, the wooden block must be the same size, by the way, you need this, the six-sided sieve should be able, just get me two!"

"It's Your Highness!"

"How long will it take?"

"Your Highness, you should be able to do it at noon tomorrow!"

"It's too slow, do it right now, and everyone will reward you with a hundred wen, an hour, an hour, you know? You only need to use the same wood, remember that the wood blocks must be about the same, and it is best not to make too many errors! ”

"Yes, Your Highness!" Zhu Youxiao reluctantly agreed, he really didn't want to work overtime!

"Go get busy!"

Yu Zhiqian waved his hand, then picked up the brush and started to get busy again, mahjong is out, and playing cards should also be made, this thing is a good choice to pass your boring time.

Playing cards Yu Zhiqian wants to make a slight magic change, first of all, JQK these three things need to be changed, too tongue-twisting, Yu Zhiqian is ready to change their names, it used to be invented by foreigners Foreigners have the right to name, and now he invented it, he must change it, otherwise I'm sorry for myself, I look down on those who don't even change their names after copying things after crossing.

"J's words are called merchants, Q's words are called workers, K's words are called people, and the big and small kings are called scholars!"

Yu Zhiqian's mind flashed, and JQK and the big and small kings echoed Shinong Industry and Commerce from afar, wouldn't it be good? Thinking of this, Yu Zhiqian even wanted to praise himself, he was really too witty!

"If you want to change the number in the middle, let's change it too, peach blossoms, spades, plum blossoms, red plums!" Yu Zhiqian said to himself, after all, the Chinese people don't know what this thing is!

Since it is copied out, it has to be changed to something with a Chinese flavor, otherwise is this called an invention? To be an inventor is to be thick-skinned, what you invent is yours, and what others invent is also yours!

"Damn, I should have made the pen first, and the quills are fine, it's too uncomfortable to write!"

Yu Zhiqian is now holding the thinnest brush, and then writes in the way of writing fountain pen characters, the movement is very slow, but it is very easy to have sore hands, and he has to shake his arm to write a few words.

"Tomorrow, tomorrow we must get the quill!"

Yu Zhiqian secretly swore while writing, and at the same time, Yu Zhiqian also found that his handwriting seemed to have improved, at least now he can see clearly what he wrote, which is much better than the previous ghost drawing talisman.

"Hey, when will I be able to practice calligraphy!"

Now Yu Zhiqian still has a big problem, that is, he can't write calligraphy, and there is no way to deal with a lot of official documents at home, and dealing with official documents is also one of the prince's responsibilities, but Yu Zhiqian's words are too ugly, and there is no way to review them!

After Yu Zhiqian roughly drew the playing cards, an hour had passed, and he nodded with some satisfaction, although the painting was not good, but it was also regarded as a traverser, leaving a strong mark on history, enriching the entertainment of the ancients!

"But it seems that the rules of the game need to be written, otherwise, these guys don't know how to play yet!"

"Wan San!"

"In!"

"Call Lu Bu over and say that there is something important to find him!"

"Yes!"

Lu Bu was constantly copying the words in the study at this time, Yu Zhiqian asked him to copy ten copies, and he only copied five now! That's half the work!

However, after hearing Yu Zhiqian's call, this guy still held back the resentment in his heart and followed Shen Wansan to the living room.

"Lu Bu, here, have you eaten dinner?"

Yu Zhiqian immediately showed a smile on Lu Bu's face when he saw it, it was really good to have a free labor force, what he needed to write only needed to dictate it himself.

"Your Highness! I've had dinner! ”

"Just eat it, come, I said you read it!"

Yu Zhiqian immediately gave up his position and was finally relieved, it was too painful to write by himself!

"Your Highness, you say!"

Lu Bu's heart was broken, and he wanted to yell at Yu Zhiqian, Your Highness, I am here for you to investigate the case, not to copy the book!

From Lu Bu to the present when he met Yu Zhiqian, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has been asking him to copy things, from the notices at the beginning, to the later books, and now he doesn't know what strange things to copy!

"That's okay, listen up, fight the landlord to play! By the way, listen up, don't write these words! ”

"Yes, Your Highness!"