Chapter 135: Lang Ye's amazing talent shocked the audience! (1 more)
"Raise the price?" the fourth prince Ning Zhen said: "Shen Lang, you know that as soon as this comes out, women in the world will regard you as an enemy." Is your talent for such despicable words? ”
This is indeed a vulgar statement.
What is Yin?
It is the part of a woman that cannot be said clearly.
This is the real next three ways.
Shen Lang smiled and didn't say anything more.
I wish Wenhua gloating in his heart, seeing that you Shen Lang is still proud, the four highnesses have come to teach you a lesson in person.
When Shen Lang saw it, he secretly scolded a stupid fork,
The fourth prince, Ning Zhen, is obviously adding fuel to the fire, focusing on the four words that Shen Lang said are extremely vulgar, but they will spread.
Slang can also be alluded to.
In ancient times, there were many idioms, which were said inadvertently, and then widely circulated as allusions, as idioms.
The four words Shen Lang said are too vulgar, and they will definitely be praised by the people in the market.
In this way, Zhu Wenhua will become synonymous with licking dogs, and Zhang Chunhua will become synonymous with price.
That's why Zhang Chunhua is so angry.
At this time, how could Governor Zhu Rong come to mix this muddy water?
Does he also want to be a character in this vulgar allusion?
He wished the governor that he would be a generation of famous ministers, how could he be infected with such a stinky thing.
If he was a matchmaker for Zhu Wenhua, wouldn't he also become one of the people who raised the price?
Besides, the fourth prince has already opened his mouth to add fuel to the fire, so he will stop doing the matchmaking business.
Zhu Wenhua was still unconscious, and said to Shen Lang: "Do you think I don't do a good job, there are all of you here, then please make a poem for Miss Zhang Chunhua, I want to see how good it is, how humble and not arrogant?"
What a low-level method.
Zhu Wenhua is still a typical licking dog thinking.
If Shen Lang's poem is all over Zhang Chunhua, it seems that I wish Wenhua is very good to Miss Zhang? Look at it, Shen Lang actually wrote a poem to scold you.
If Shen Lang's poem elevates Zhang Chunhua, then you Shen Lang is also a licking dog.
Shen Lang smiled: "I really have a poem here. ”
Zhang Chunhua's ears pricked up.
She didn't care about Zhu Wenhua's poems, she didn't care, she was disgusted when she heard them.
And for Shen Lang's poems, she is really full of expectations, even if it is an obscene poem, she listens to it excitingly.
Because, this is a talented scumbag.
Shen Lang said: "But this poem is not for Miss Zhang Chunhua, but for Miss Chi Yu." ”
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Chunhua directly wrung off the chopsticks, Shen Lang, I will kill you one day.
Lin Daiyu-like Chi Yu couldn't help but be stunned, and said, "However, I don't know Shen Gongzi." ”
She is the daughter of a businessman, and she doesn't appreciate a man like Shen Lang, she admires a man like Zhang Jin who can make a contribution, so of course she has to put aside any relationship that may cause misunderstanding.
Shen Lang said: "Although Miss Chi doesn't know me, I have been friends with you for a long time. ”
Another god has been friends for a long time.
Ji Yu still had a smile on his face, but his heart was already full of coldness.
Because Shen Lang was teasing her.
You Shen Lang is a lowly civilian child with a little talent, and I don't look down on Chi Yu.
This is really a common trait of businessmen, who are keen to chase power.
On the contrary, a powerful daughter like Jin Mulan pays more attention to men's looks and talents.
If you really lack something, you can make up for it, such as the name of Jin Mu Cong.
Zhang Chunhua said: "Shen Gongzi's poems, I want to hear them, Sister Chi shows off her wisdom, like a person who fell from the sky, and it is not an exaggeration to praise it." ”
Shen Lang said: "The name of this poem is "Gift Pool". ”
Everyone's ears pricked up, and their hearts were full of contempt.
This is not the Qinlou Chu Pavilion, any poem made for women, whether it is a praise or a belittlement, is not in the stream.
Zhu Wenhua is even more disdainful, what's the use of you Shen Lang kneeling and licking Chi Yu? People want to marry Zhang Jin, so they can't look down on civilians like you.
Lin Daiyu's general Chi Yu lowered his head, did not listen, nor resisted, and looked light.
Shen Lang said:
Xu Jia begged for a visit to the right gate
Zhang Jun is talented but insincere
Poor night terror
I don't see Qianqian, I see ghosts
As soon as this poem came out, Zhang Jin's face suddenly changed.
This poem is clearly given to Chi Yu, but it is actually a satire on Zhang Jin for setting fire to his wife.
said that Xu Guangyun found Zhang Chong, a powerful family, to marry for wealth, but Zhang Jin was talented but not virtuous, Xu Guangyun's move not only brought wealth to the family, but caused the disaster of annihilation.
It's a really well-written poem.
Especially in the last sentence, I don't see Qianqian and see ghosts and gods, saying that Xu Qianqian's fragrance has lost jade and has become a dead soul.
Aren't you Chi Yu going to marry Zhang Jin? Look at the tragedy of your last Xu Qianqian.
Governor Zhu Rong looked at Shen Lang for the first time.
He also knew that there was a book "Boundless Wind and Moon", and he also knew that Shen Lang was in a hurry.
When I really met, I found that his poetry and literary talent was indeed amazing.
The key is that Shen Lang is not a poem to show off, but to use it as a weapon.
The audience was silent, and no one discussed.
And Chi Yu's face was finally not so breezy and bleak, but a little cold.
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Then, after a long time, the atmosphere of the banquet was restored.
Zhu Wenhua saw that the Governor had not come forward to be a matchmaker for a long time, and only then did he know in his heart that today's marriage proposal was over, and he was suddenly even more full of hatred for Shen Lang.
And Viscount Zhu Lanting was even more angry.
Bad people and good deeds are like killing parents.
My son wishes Wenhua to marry Zhang Chunhua, what is the matter with you Shen Lang? Why do you come forward to obstruct it?
Originally, I Zhu Lanting didn't want to use such drastic means, but now it's you Shen Lang who forced me.
Gritting his teeth violently, and after a slight hesitation, Viscount Zhu Lanting got up and said, "Fourth Highness, the ministers have something to do. ”
The fourth prince, Ning Zhen, was stunned and said, "Lanshan, please speak." ”
Calling him by his first name can be regarded as a kind of intimacy.
Zhu Lanting said: "Shen Lang once wrote a book "The Wind and the Moon of Jin X Mei". ”
Everyone knows about it, and they've seen it.
So what?
Viscount Zhu Lanting said: "In this book, Ximen Qing has a concubine named Li Bei'er, and I just happened to learn that Your Royal Highness You also have a concubine, and your nickname in your mother's family is Bottle. Shen Lang's book is to defile Your Highness, and it is to defile your concubine. In the book "The Wind and the Moon Are Boundless", the eunuch Hua abused Li Bei'er with a bell and caused her to suffer from gynecological collapse. ”
As soon as these words came out, Shen Lang scolded in his heart,
It's really your mother, Zhu Lanting.
The ghost knows that Ning Zhen's concubine was called Bottler when she was a child.
If this is a crime, then the writers of the world will not live.
The fourth prince, Ning Zhen, couldn't help frowning unhappily.
Immediately afterwards, Viscount Zhu Lanting said: "Also guilty is the merchant Deng Xian who printed this book, I have already arrested this person. ”
This Deng Xian is the brother of the concubine of Taishou in Yangwu County, and he is also a person with backers, not Zhu Lanting can catch him if he wants to.
But now Zhu Lanting directly pulled the fourth prince up, and the Taishou of Yangwu County did not dare to stop him, although he was at odds with Zhang Chong, he also belonged to the prince's line, and the fourth prince was the prince's right-hand man, of course he couldn't be offended.
Therefore, the spring painting boss Deng Xian fell from the sky and was caught, which really affected the pond fish.
Soon the obscene Deng Xian was brought in, his hands were tied with ropes, he was wounded all over his body, and he was obviously beaten, which was particularly miserable.
After coming in, Zhu Wenhua stepped forward and kicked Deng Xian to kneel.
When Deng first saw Shen Lang, he immediately begged loudly as if he had seen a savior: "Shen Gongzi, save me!"
The fourth prince, Ning Zhen, was also very unhappy in his heart.
What are you looking for in Lanting? What trouble are you causing in Lanting?
Haven't I read the book "Golden x Plum: The Wind and the Moon is Boundless"?
Didn't I know that Ximenqing had a concubine named Li Bei'er?
I don't even pretend I know, what thorn are you picking?
This is definitely not that the fourth prince Ning Zhen is tolerant and generous, but that Yue Guo is rarely convicted for words and texts.
Grab some words in the enemy's article and attack them to death, which will lead to the text/word/prison, and will make all the readers angry.
He Ning Zhen couldn't afford such a responsibility.
The key is this little concubine, he only entered the door a month ago, and Shen Lang is not an immortal, he will know that her nickname is Bottle.
The four words of Heavenly Punishment and Gentleman hidden in Shen Lang's book before, wasn't Li Wenzheng killed badly enough?
But now that Viscount Zhulanting has exposed this matter, he can't ignore it and can't punish it.
If you deny it, some people will feel that Ning Zhen is weak and can be bullied, and her concubine is indifferent to being humiliated by others.
Zhu Lanting didn't know this, so he didn't plan to attack Shen Lang with this matter at first, which would cause the fourth prince to be unhappy.
But now, he couldn't help it.
You Shen Lang did a good thing for me first, so don't blame me for being despicable.
However, Zhu Lanting also knew that Shen Lang could not be helpless by this matter alone.
Before the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion was destroyed, Shen Lang would be fine no matter how he behaved.
Everyone is waiting for the Jin family to perish, so don't make any extraneous branches. If you kill Shen Lang, Xuanwu Bo will take the opportunity to say that we can't compete in the battle for Jinshan Island.
So Shen Lang must die, but not now!
But if Deng Xian can be killed, it can be regarded as a slap in the face of Shen Lang.
Deng first published a book for you Shen Lang, but now he died because of you, are you Shen Lang guilty? You can't even keep your lackeys.
The fourth prince, Ning Zhen, really didn't want to take this stubble, but even for the sake of face, he had to punish Deng Xian, the unlucky guy.
He decided to just hit twenty or thirty sticks.
First, he was slightly punished, and secondly, he did not appear to be mean and narrow-minded.
Therefore, he had to order the rod to reprimand Deng Xian.
At this time, Zhang Chong suddenly smiled and said: "Fourth Highness, it's okay to say that this matter is wrong, it's okay to say it's right, I have an idea." ”
Ning Zhen said: "Zhang Taishou, please speak." ”
Zhang Chong said: "Shen Lang, aren't you talented and good at composing poems? You are limited to writing a poem to defend Deng Xian before he is dragged out, as long as the poem is done well and wonderfully, this Deng Xian will be innocent, how about it?"
The fourth prince, Ning Zhen, was puzzled, why did Zhang Chong do this?
Zhang Chong continued: "Of course, this poem not only wants to defend Deng Xian, but also to express your feelings about the situation of the Xuanwu Earl's Palace, after all, the dispute over Jinshan Island is just around the corner, and the moment to decide the fate of the Jin family is coming, you should be touched." ”
Shen Lang was immediately alert.
Zhang Chong is testing the truth and the truth.
Everyone felt that in the battle for Jinshan Island, the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion would be defeated.
Zhang Chong also thinks so.
But knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can win all battles.
Poetry is born from the heart and can reflect a person's emotions.
Especially in such eagerness, it is even more difficult to carve carefully, and it can only be from the heart.
Therefore, Zhang Chong wants to use poetry to probe Shen Lang's true inner thoughts.
Ning Zhen immediately understood Zhang Chong's thoughts, nodded and said: "Okay, this is the way, and it's also an elegant thing, isn't it?" But the ugly words are ahead, if Shen Lang doesn't do well in this poem, then Deng Xian will be punished by one more degree and punished by fifty." ”
Fifty rods will kill you.
If Deng Xian was beaten to death for Shen Lang to publish a book, then how could he bear it?
Therefore, this poem must be done extremely well to be able to amaze everyone.
And any good poem is not carved by carving, but by heartfelt emotions.
Therefore, this poem must portray Shen Lang's love and pessimism about the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion.
In this way, Zhang Chong and others will be more determined to judge that the battle for Jinshan Island and the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion will be defeated.
Because even a core member of the Earl's Mansion like Shen Lang was so desperate and helpless.
Zhang Chong said coldly: "Drag Deng Xian out, scold him with fifty rods, and kill him." ”
A few samurai came in and dragged Deng Xian out directly.
Deng Xian shouted in fear: "Shen Gongzi save me, save me......"
Once Deng Xian was dragged out of the threshold and Shen Lang did not make this good poem of intercession, it would be counted as a loss, and Deng Xian would be killed.
Time is of the essence.
There is no way to think about it.
It was only a few seconds, and Deng Xian was soon dragged out of the threshold and killed.
"Shen Gongzi save me, save me!"
Shen Lang got up abruptly and said, "Slow!"
Zhang Chong said: "But there is a poem in your heart? Then read it out, if you do well, Deng Xian will be acquitted, and if you don't do well, Deng Xian will be punished." ”
Shen Lang was sad.
Glancing at the lights in the hall, it was late in the evening, and it was not yet completely dark, so the candles were not very bright.
The sun is setting outside and the scenery is beautiful, but unfortunately night is coming soon.
His poem was there, and he read it sadly:
The lights don't come on in the middle of the night
Alone in the feast
The sunset is infinitely better
Just falling dusk.
After reading this poem, the audience fell silent!
Zhang Chunhua's liver trembled, such a man is really ...... Drunk.
Zhang Chong, Governor Zhu Rong, and Prince Ning Zhen glanced at each other.
Shen Lang's poetic talent is really ...... It's amazing.
Some are even unimaginable.
This poem is really a classic.
At least none of the people present could do it.
First of all, in the poem, it is necessary to exonerate Deng Xian.
The third word in each line of the poem is: lamp, present, nothing, falling.
This is homophony, Deng Xian is not guilty!
It is not difficult to hide these four words in the poem, the key is to conform to the artistic conception.
Look at this situation.
In the evening, it was getting dark, so candles were lit.
But before night, the candles don't shine.
So this first sentence, the lights are not on in the middle of the night, which is particularly appropriate.
The second sentence is to appear alone in the feast.
Everyone present is Shen Lang's enemy, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a Hongmen banquet. (Of course, the Hongmen Banquet is an allusion to the Western Han Dynasty, which is a small fallacy here)
The first two sentences are nothing, and the last two sentences are really amazing.
The sunset is infinitely good, but it just falls at dusk.
This expressed Shen Lang's infinite love for the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion, but expressed pessimism and despair about the future of the Jin family.
The sun is sinking in the west, and no one can save it.
This is just like the collapse of the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion is the trend of the times, no one can recover it, and Shen Lang's talent is powerless.
The key is that the sky outside at this time is the setting sun.
This situation, this scene, this heart, this feeling, the whole poem is full of pessimism and desolation.
Such a sentence is not encountered in a hundred years. It's really a natural article, and it's a clever hand.
It's really sighing and shocking.
Shen Lang knew that if he saw it, he would accept it, so as not to go overboard.
The task of today's banquet is complete, don't divulge any truth, and continue to make the enemy feel that the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion will be defeated.
In this way, when the battle for Jinshan Island is won, it can deal a fatal blow to the enemy.
So Shen Lang's face was full of sadness and said sadly.
The proverbial couple felt unwell, so he said goodbye, and he will see you on the battlefield in four days. ”
"At that time, my Xuanwu Earl's Mansion will be life or death, but by the will of heaven, but how unfair the way of heaven is!"
Then, he got up and staggered away, alone, decayed and lonely, as if heralding the end of the Xuanwu Earl's Palace.
But Shen Lang only had one sentence in his heart: After four days, see how the master cripples you.
Zhu Lanting Zhu Wenhua is your fate, and you can't die today. After the dispute over Jinshan Island, I won't kill you, I will be your mother's day.
............ (Both poems in this chapter are adapted from the works of Li Shangyin............
Note: The first update was sent, this time it was written later, at seven o'clock in the morning, and I don't know how many brain cells died in this chapter.
I took the medicine and went to sleep for a few hours, got up and continued to code, asking for support and encouragement.
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